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Thonis for the love of god just stop playing internet tough guy and do it, go to North Korea and fuck off the face of the earth. I thonistly (I'm a bad man) know you won't cos your a pussy but would you for once act on your pipe dreams? I mean all this talk of going to North Korea, hanging out with friends and talking to girls is cheap when all you end up doing is shitposting here. Stop being an edgelord faggot and go outside and actually attempt to improve yourself.

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ThonisSH said:
I plan to finish my studies and move out of my country as soon as possible. North korea would be a perfect place to live in if USA would not force the other countries to stop trading with it.

If i can't get rich and have enough money to live without work for the rest of my life in a chinese village i will have to move to north korea instead.
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but if you move to north korea you can't live with your boyfriend Holden and have cowboy butt sex all night long
 
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Oh goodie. More Thonis.

ThonisSH said:
I have been obsessed with north korea for a while now and i finally think i am ready to visit it when the time is right.

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=101186

I would go there as a tourist but i would beg them if i can stay in the country if i liked what i saw.

I believe i could get a virgin wife there. I could find happiness and joy. I would love her so much and i would take care of our eurasian child.

I can just imagine kissing her pregnant belly and knowing that the son/daughter is mine.

I do not know the language yet but i can sing a few of their propaganda songs like: "no motherland without you" and "general uses warp"
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Good.

Go there.

Stay there.

People as insane as you deserve a nation as insane as that.

Marjan Šiklić said:
Yeah, it's true. Thonis and I hooked-up and are now in a relationship.
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Someone please cap this and make sure it's put into Holden's article on the wiki.

ThonisSH said:
Holden could never be bordeline retarded as he is obviously a smart man.

He could be insane but at the same time a highly intelligent human being.

I have no doubt that holden could trick and seduce your female members and then break their spines had he committed to doing so.

You're only safe because holden is held back by the law as am i. I would have no problem with raping your female members if i could get away with it.
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1) Determining someone's intelligence over the Internet can be extremely subjective depending on the subject and the people that are being addressed. Kent Hovind could probably be hailed as a scientific genius if the only people he ever preached to were sheltered Fundamentalists that still believed that man lived with dinosaurs. So hearing that Holden is a smart man from you does not help any case of proving that he is smart.

2) Having seen Holden on several different threads throughout the Farms, I can safely conclude that he couldn't seduce a 5-year-old girl, let alone break her spine.

3) If Holden couldn't take a 5-year-old, you couldn't take a fetus.

ThonisSH said:
How are you going to defend yourself when i walk up to you from behind and shoot you at the back of your head?
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If you're about as edgy in real life as you are on the Farms, I'll hear you walking up behind me from all the way on the other side of the fucking country.

But hey, @ThonisSH. How 'bout this. I'm currently on vacation in Europe. Spain, to be precise. I'm probably the closest you'll ever get to actually doing something about the Kiwis that talk shit about you on the Farms. Instead of saying that you'll actually do some shit to us for teasing you, why don't you do something?

Or... no? Gonna go whine about how you deserve a girlfriend and shit like that?

ThonisSH said:
Meanwhile a single punch from me could knock you out or make you really dizzy.
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You couldn't punch out the laptop I'm writing this post on.
 
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ThonisSH said:
Throws do not really work unless someone is trying to grab you. Most of your self defense tactics are based on me trying to hold you down or choking you.

Meanwhile a single punch from me could knock you out or make you really dizzy. And no you probably wouldn't dodge it.

You probably were never punched with a full force while training and you most likely would not even get the chance to grab me.
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I would absolutely love to see you punch something or someone and not get knocked the fuck out.
 
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ThonisSH said:
Throws do not really work unless someone is trying to grab you. Most of your self defense tactics are based on me trying to hold you down or choking you.

Meanwhile a single punch from me could knock you out or make you really dizzy. And no you probably wouldn't dodge it.

You probably were never punched with a full force while training and you most likely would not even get the chance to grab me.
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Can you make a video showing off your fighting skills? I bet you'd get so many women commenting on your manliness
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
Well, Thonis has said himself, more than once, that every fight he's been in, he's done it sneak attack/pussy coward style. So I think the prospect of him actually having a face to face fight is slim.
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The other party would have to approach in that case I suspect.
Thonis, you really should be fuckin ashamed of yourself.
 
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SCRuler said:
The other party would have to approach in that case I suspect.
Thonis, you really should be fuckin ashamed of yourself.
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I can't remember which thread off the top of my head, but Thonis regaled us with a story about how some "Chad" was bullying him in school, and he proceeded to stalk said Chad for weeks to scout out where the guy would go after school, then, one day, he proceeded to sneak up on the Chad and punch him in the back of the head, then ran off before the Chad could do anything.

Thonis then pat himself on the back about how he "won" against a Chad who was "TOTES BIGGER THEN ME!"
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
I can't remember which thread off the top of my head, but Thonis regaled us with a story about how some "Chad" was bullying him in school, and he proceeded to stalk said Chad for weeks to scout out where the guy would go after school, then, one day, he proceeded to sneak up on the Chad and punch him in the back of the head, then ran off before the Chad could do anything.

Thonis then pat himself on the back about how he "won" against a Chad who was "TOTES BIGGER THEN ME!"
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I mean Ive been bullied before but if I was that "Chad" I would hunted him down the following day and proceed to end him in such a manner that cars would have to steer around his grave because it'd be in the middle of the fucking road.
 
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SCRuler said:
I mean Ive been bullied before but if I was that "Chad" I would hunted him down the following day and proceed to end him in such a manner that cars would have to steer around his grave because it'd be in the middle of the fucking road.
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We pretty much pointed this out to Thonis, that we were all pretty sure said Chad would have probably beat the shit out of him in school the next day. Thonis, IIRC, then chimped out and was all "HE TOTES DIDN'T SEE MY FACE WHEN I PUNCHED HIM AND RAN, SO I WAS OK!"
 
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