DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[abomination created]

Not sure why I see him crying about no pizza places in Seattle. I visited there last year and thought "there are 4 pizza places in this one block I just walked down, how are they not siphoning off each others customers."

Then I realized, there were black lives matter people handing out fliers and they were black. So that block must be in the Somalian warlord no go zone.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil has the ultimate power play. He is gonna say he used it during x playthrough and the IRS are gonna quit when they find out it's 300 parts and over 100 hours.

Exactly! How the fuck is an investigator supposed to disprove that WWE Champions isn't business-related!?

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil keeps getting baited into bragging about how much money he tips at restaurants, he says he always tips 20% but usually even more than that. Barely 3 days ago he was crying non-stop about how he "couldn't afford to buy what he wanted to tomorrow" if you don't give him $1. Now we're bragging about usually tipping 25 to 30% at restaurants, and how he never tips below 15% even for shitty service.

He then got baited into explaining what "good service" is to him. He said if the server brings him extra napkins he considers that good as he always needs extra napkins "because I'm a messy fucking eater-whatever it is I always make a mess".

You can't make this shit up. Truly a pigroach

 

[abomination created]

Phil keeps getting baited into bragging about how much money he tips at restaurants, he says he always tips 20% but usually even more than that. Barely 3 days ago he was crying non-stop about how he "couldn't afford to buy what he wanted to tomorrow" if you don't give him $1. Now we're bragging about usually tipping 25 to 30% at restaurants, and how he never tips below 15% even for shitty service.

He then got baited into explaining what "good service" is to him. He said if the server brings him extra napkins he considers that good as he always needs extra napkins "because I'm a messy fucking eater-whatever it is I always make a mess".

You can't make this shit up. Truly a pigroach

The best trolling is just tricking Phil into explaining normal human interactions and his daily life.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Guys great news the bank of hog opens soon

 

[YokuNama]

Phil keeps getting baited into bragging about how much money he tips at restaurants, he says he always tips 20% but usually even more than that. Barely 3 days ago he was crying non-stop about how he "couldn't afford to buy what he wanted to tomorrow" if you don't give him $1. Now we're bragging about usually tipping 25 to 30% at restaurants, and how he never tips below 15% even for shitty service.

He then got baited into explaining what "good service" is to him. He said if the server brings him extra napkins he considers that good as he always needs extra napkins "because I'm a messy fucking eater-whatever it is I always make a mess".

You can't make this shit up. Truly a pigroach

I have a hard time believing he tips anything if he couldn't even pay his best friends for their work.

We're talking about a guy that paid more for a coffee maker than he did for an engagement ring.

 

[abomination created]

I have a hard time believing he tips anything since he couldn't even pay his best friends for their work.

I don't believe him either. It's a shame he remembers the amount society deigns to be proper for tipping and didnt reveal some fake number he invented, to really highlight he doesnt tip or is a dick about it

"yeah so if they do a really good job I give them 9 percent I think that's fair"

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil keeps getting baited into bragging about how much money he tips at restaurants, he says he always tips 20% but usually even more than that. Barely 3 days ago he was crying non-stop about how he "couldn't afford to buy what he wanted to tomorrow" if you don't give him $1. Now we're bragging about usually tipping 25 to 30% at restaurants, and how he never tips below 15% even for shitty service.

He then got baited into explaining what "good service" is to him. He said if the server brings him extra napkins he considers that good as he always needs extra napkins "because I'm a messy fucking eater-whatever it is I always make a mess".

You can't make this shit up. Truly a pigroach

His mom needs a lot of wipes to clean the mess he makes while eating with his snout.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

He didn't do anything.

He used his KO Gaming channel as a platform for fans to put in the work and make garbage TIHYDP's but with out the insulting comments... which is pretty much every comment that doesn't kiss his ass.

Speaking of KO Gaming. What the hell KO even stand for? It's definately not for Phil "knocking out" anything. And if you needed any sign of how half assed Phil went into making a channel with all edited content, look no further than how much effort he put in the profile picture:

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Which if I can remember correctly... he didn't even make this either.

I searched up his KO Gaming channel. Know it’s been dead for a couple of years but what the fuck is this playlist? He really made a REEEmergency playlist.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I searched up his KO Gaming channel. Know it’s been dead for a couple of years but what the fuck is this playlist? He really made a REEEmergency playlist.

>That fucking thumbnail
Phil is his own biggest detractor

EDIT:

 

[YokuNama]

>That fucking thumbnail
Phil is his own biggest detractor

Oh you didn't know?

Most of his vlog thumbnails are just his arms flailing around in distress.

His channel is only positive btw.

Even though these auto generated thumbnails tell a different story.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

His mom needs a lot of wipes to clean the mess he makes while eating with his snout.

At first glance, I thought you were going to joke about his wife mom wiping his ass like a baby for him. ("needs a lot of wipes to clean the mess")

 

[Fill Bern El]

Oh you didn't know?

Most of his vlog thumbnails are just his arms flailing around in distress.

His channel is only positive btw.

Even though these auto generated thumbnails tell a different story.

Somewhat unrelated, but the week in preview is by the far the most goddamn useless "series" I have ever seen in Youtube history. It's a 20 minute video of him explaining what he's going to do for the week.

A DUDE THAT PLAYS GAMES, HAS TO EXPLAIN FOR 20 MINUTES WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO FOR THE WEEK.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT??????????

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Phil did make some videos that were his responses to TIHYDPs, his Best/Worst Montages, where Phil edits his own footage for the "best and worst" moments according to him for several games. He stopped doing them, as Alan Wake didn't get enough views on part 1 and quit them.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_QtSMEGimby4kh091__GIO0UsPUlwIRN
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_QtSMEGimbwe4pulKKsmhwBH2U2Zzk2G

 

[Crisis Acting Instructor]

On the topic of flailing arms in distress, I have never in my life seen someone do the motions Phil does while talking, gesticulating wildly while speaking to a camera alone in his tard hovel. Is there any lore on why he does this? Is it stimming like the rocking motions he does? I just can't imagine talking to someone in an everyday setting, only for them to suddenly begin T-posing as their eyes bug out of their skull.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

On the topic of flailing arms in distress, I have never in my life seen someone do the motions Phil does while talking, gesticulating wildly while speaking to a camera alone in his tard hovel. Is there any lore on why he does this? Is it stimming like the rocking motions he does? I just can't imagine talking to someone in an everyday setting, only for them to suddenly begin T-posing as their eyes bug out of their skull.

He's a fucking wannabe wop

Edit: also wtf. Now Phil is being pissy towards Derich. "*sighhhhhhhhh* no Derich, I don't remember the 1 year anniversary of the "COVID lockdown" I don't wanna think of that shit" Like Jesus Christ dude, just be honest that you are upset that you aren't being rewarded 100 dollars every stream and its making you pissy.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

On the topic of flailing arms in distress, I have never in my life seen someone do the motions Phil does while talking, gesticulating wildly while speaking to a camera alone in his tard hovel. Is there any lore on why he does this? Is it stimming like the rocking motions he does? I just can't imagine talking to someone in an everyday setting, only for them to suddenly begin T-posing as their eyes bug out of their skull.

Guess you never seen an Italian before in your life.

SNOooooooooooooooorT

Okay then.

 

[Watamelon]

Just tuned in.

To see a "former pro fighting game player" unable to do a single tatsu loop with Akuma in 3S and not using his taunt even once.

Good stuff, Philberto.

 

[YokuNama]

Just tuned in.

To see a "former pro fighting game player" unable to do a single tatsu loop with Akuma in 3S and not using his taunt even once.

Good stuff, Philberto.

I watched a minute earlier when he got owned by strictly hadokens.

I turned it right back off.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jax fagg0t only tipped $25 for Phil’s SF stream tonight. Funds running low, buddy? Or do you plan to tip Phil a massive $1,400 tip with Biden Bucks?