DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Idk what special love Kiwifarms is gonna offer me. I figured the responses were just gonna be this sort of thing. Shitty mic, sad loser, autistic degenerate. Oh, that infamous Kiwifarms love and acceptance!

I stopped posting because this isn't going to be Mount Vesuvius devastating Phil's Pompeii overnight. That's not how it works. Much like I cannot bippidee-boppidee-boo more WWE Champions evidence into existence. So, sure, tell me I'm naughty naughty like Kinggoken because I'm not showing off the gun rack where Phil keeps his collection of smoking guns that obviously exists! Selfish me, keeping all the goods to myself -_-

Look. Phil has already set himself up so that EVEN if it's true and EVEN if it's proven completely true, he has placed the "so what" into their heads.

Be patient, damn. I'm working on something. We have similar goals, but different means and methods. Have some faith. I've given @actually the signal for my final verification. How can we truly know whether it's me if I don't even have my Twitch account back yet?

Homie, we are accepting. Far more than you'll get at, for example, Twitter or a chat moderated by Phil. Some people are just absolutely fed up watching someone that is, by all accounts, a complete loser skate by frittering away money and opportunities that the average troglodyte could turn into a relatively comfortable future, and doing so by manipulating people who range from simply stupid to legitimately handicapped. So they get anxious when the scent of blood seeps out. It's understandable but misplaced.

Personally, I've always felt that nothing will "prove" Phil spends every cent on faggot mobile cards, because even if he says he does, some of his true believers will think he finally took pity on NotDSP and lied so that TheyCallMeDSPWhoIsNotActuallyThePersonThatUsesThatNameForFuckingNearEverything can return to gay Bejeweled in peace.

There is no absolute proof that Phil's money belongs to Scopely. No matter what argument anyone makes, Phil is just going to point to his bankruptcy as a win, because people think that it was Nancy's job to determine how he pissed away his money, and he relies on that misconception. Her job was to determine if he had assets that could be used to pay his debts (and after over a decade of getting six figures a year, he has literally nothing to show for it); it was the creditors' job to determine what he was spending the money on, and if it was legitimate. We had one retard pretend to be from Citibank who let the freaking trustee defend Phil because he was too stupid to tell her that, yes, Phil's nonsense expense numbers were unequivocally related to whether he was capable of repaying his obligations. The actual banks didn't care because they could write off the loss and let the average taxpayer foot Phil's bill. If they don't care and the person has no assets, Nancy doesn't care. Despite what he wants to proclaim, his bankruptcy does not prove he didn't spend thousands on Hulkamania. It only proves that the system is broken, his flat-rate lawyer had the basic bitch representation to not screw up the paperwork, and that he failed as an entrepreneur.
 
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Idk what special love Kiwifarms is gonna offer me. I figured the responses were just gonna be this sort of thing. Shitty mic, sad loser, autistic degenerate. Oh, that infamous Kiwifarms love and acceptance!

I stopped posting because this isn't going to be Mount Vesuvius devastating Phil's Pompeii overnight. That's not how it works. Much like I cannot bippidee-boppidee-boo more WWE Champions evidence into existence. So, sure, tell me I'm naughty naughty like Kinggoken because I'm not showing off the gun rack where Phil keeps his collection of smoking guns that obviously exists! Selfish me, keeping all the goods to myself -_-

Look. Phil has already set himself up so that EVEN if it's true and EVEN if it's proven completely true, he has placed the "so what" into their heads.

Be patient, damn. I'm working on something. We have similar goals, but different means and methods. Have some faith. I've given @actually the signal for my final verification. How can we truly know whether it's me if I don't even have my Twitch account back yet?

Mate I'm sorry to tell you this but you're not special.

Whatever you can give us wont change anything. You're a battered wife that came here for attention, and I get that. Why else would you make such a show out of it? If you didn't care you would drop you little proof and get it over with.
I don't expect anything from you, and noone else should either.

Whatever you have on Phil that might show he's an awful person, you were there to help him do it all while banning people that called him out on it mate.

Noone should be kissing your ass, because so far you've done fuck all. If that changes, fuck me I guess.
 
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On his recent rant during Yakuza going over why the WWE Champions thing is impossible he says that every detractor says the only reason he got the bankruptcy is because the people running the bankruptcy are bad at their jobs. Some detractors may say that but I sure don't Phillip. I think they're fine at their jobs I just think you lied to them, gave them false information and obfuscated your spending. That's how people get away with things like this Phillip, they lie.

Not only do I think you lied to them about your spending, I think you cried like a bitch about trolls to get them to ignore all the people pointing out the WWE Champions spending while lying directly to their face.

I don't think they're bad at their jobs, I think you're good at lying. You liar you. Also manipulating people through pity, you're great at that too.
Also, if anything doesn’t his bankruptcy add more evidence of his addiction? We can easily add up his business expenses because we know what his internet and can add up cost of all games he’s bought each month. After totaling those purchases, there’s still a huge amount of his stated $5,000/month expenses missing. Didn’t he just hide his (personal, not business related) mobile spending under “micro transactions”?
 
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this but you're not special.

Whatever you can give us wont change anything. You're a battered wife that came here for attention, and I get that. Why else would you make such a show out of it? If you didn't care you would drop you little proof and get it over with.
I don't expect anything from you, and noone else should either.

Whatever you have on Phil that might show he's an awful person, you were there to help him do it all while banning people that called him out on it mate.

Noone should be kissing your ass, because so far you've done fuck all. If that changes, fuck me I guess.
This. If you're looking for acceptance from strangers on the internet then your best bet is going back to papa Phil and promising him you'll be a good boy. Maybe he'll pat you on the back and re-mod you after you pay him the mandatory reinstatement fee.

The fact of the matter is you're an exceptional faggot who used to mod for one of the scummiest people on the internet. You can pull the "ironic fan who actually hated him" card all you want. It's all been seen before.
 
Idk what special love Kiwifarms is gonna offer me. I figured the responses were just gonna be this sort of thing. Shitty mic, sad loser, autistic degenerate. Oh, that infamous Kiwifarms love and acceptance!
My dude. You been modding for one of the most toxic people on the internet, and activly helped him in fostering a gestapo community.
The fact that mods not banning you on sight shows you how more accepting this place is than Philbur's.

You are only here for the same reason everyone else who "breaks" from the gout lord, he offended you somehow.
Now you want to get back at Phil, but you know you can't do that with texts or emails because he will just ignore and block you, and then dedicate a 30 min rant on stream about you.
So you have come here.

People here are rightfully gonna give you a hard time, but take your lumps like a man and power trough it, and eventually people are gonna stop giving you shit.
God speed to you.
 
Is Phil not aware that there are women who laugh at his rampant stupidity?

Like, yeah it's funny Phil trying to paint himself as having insight into the hearts and minds of every woman on Earth, but it's the way he always frames the whole thing.

He has this need to portray everyone who doesn't like him as a "dumb teenage boy who can't get a woman" because he has to drag everyone down to his level as his stunted 5-year-old maturity is incapable of engaging in any kind of adult manner whatsoever, and then he calls the 'True & Authentic Fans' of his that only exist in his delusional mind "mature, intelligent, discerning, etc." to inflate his narc ego. His schizophrenic rambling can't keep up with his delusional lies though.
"My real fans are mature and intelligent," "I purposely said disgusting, immature shit to try to appeal to kids;" etc.
One of the taglines on his YouTube channel banner is still: NO BULLSHIT! Literally the only thing Phil produces has, is, and always will be complete bullshit.

Phil, adult women do not like you. Their reaction when exposed to you as reported by what people have posted here is to very quickly ask why you are such a whiny fagot who does disgusting shit non-stop. Eleven year-old girls tell you to go away and call you an idiot in under a minute. Your wife is ashamed to be seen with you, and you have to take sneaky creeper shots or take a picture of a framed photograph of her when you want to brag about her existing and still having not left you yet.
Trust me Phil, lots of women understand pointing and laughing at a spastic, immature, drama-queen with zero self-awareness.
 
Idk what special love Kiwifarms is gonna offer me. I figured the responses were just gonna be this sort of thing. Shitty mic, sad loser, autistic degenerate. Oh, that infamous Kiwifarms love and acceptance!

I stopped posting because this isn't going to be Mount Vesuvius devastating Phil's Pompeii overnight. That's not how it works. Much like I cannot bippidee-boppidee-boo more WWE Champions evidence into existence. So, sure, tell me I'm naughty naughty like Kinggoken because I'm not showing off the gun rack where Phil keeps his collection of smoking guns that obviously exists! Selfish me, keeping all the goods to myself -_-

Look. Phil has already set himself up so that EVEN if it's true and EVEN if it's proven completely true, he has placed the "so what" into their heads.

Be patient, damn. I'm working on something. We have similar goals, but different means and methods. Have some faith. I've given @actually the signal for my final verification. How can we truly know whether it's me if I don't even have my Twitch account back yet?
I echo the sentiments of others here; we take our tendies in the form of laughs and when we are teased and then don't get them we are Quite Upset.

Also, nigga, your prose is fucking cringe. Gotta knock about 30% off there, bud. You wrote all that just to say you're working on something? Cool; just say that, then.
 
He has this need to portray everyone who doesn't like him as a "dumb teenage boy who can't get a woman" because he has to drag everyone down to his level as his stunted 5-year-old maturity is incapable of engaging in any kind of adult manner whatsoever, and then he calls the 'True & Authentic Fans' of his that only exist in his delusional mind "mature, intelligent, discerning, etc." to inflate his narc ego.
I know this sounds mean, but he wants to run his mouth, so he better be able to take what comes in response. Has he looked at his "wife"? Even when you get past her physical features, take personality, mentality, khantribution to society, etc, she's damn near scraping the bottom of the barrel. The only thing that stops her from being the "dregs of society", when choosing a woman, is that there are people like her sister out there.

That's the best this "guy" can pull, and he has the nerve to say anything about other people?!? But what else should we expect? He runs his mouth, and then blocks/bans any response that he doesn't agree with. True pussy shit. Coincidentally, what does that say about his "wife", that she chooses that type of "man"? Tell that dumb bitch to do some more hair tricks.

Hi phil
 
I love the farms, and in some weird fucked up way I also love Phil and his little autism bubble. During these shitty times it's literally become a highlight of my day to read up, how sad that might even sound.
I might sound like a newfag just wanting to watch the vortex burn, but I appreciate any milk accelerant I can get. I just want to read, you guys are my crack. Having said that, this is a warm welcome from me to @itsthatanonmouse.
To either laugh at you for failed gay ops or laugh with you when watching a squealing pig.

You might even become the first furry I'll consider human ❤️
 
I have a thought/question:

If it was known by the relevant parties that he was spending money on WWE Champions, how would they determine that there's a meaningful distinction between spending money on video games for the benefit of his business...

and

...spending money on a mobile video game for personal reasons that have no connection to his business whatsoever?

Would they be able to see through a lie that WWE Champions is "business related"?
They would have to cross reference the games he plays on stream to the money he claims is a business expense.

It's never going to happen.
 
Leave @itsthatanonmouse alone, you no-life-basement-dwelling-naer-do-wells. I'm putting my foot down. You immature, autistic invalids have NO idea what he's been through, ok? I knew... I KNEW that he'd eventually make an account here, ok? If he wants to contribute to the farms and be a positive part of the schtreams then I'm not gunna let some immature, virgin, faggot retards make him feel bad. If I see it, you're outta here, ok? I'm serious. I'm tired of this shit. Zero tolerance. I see it, you're gone. Fair enough? Ok.

Honestly though, I don't care what your excuse is. You're a garbage human for helping to facilitate the scummiest grift on Twitch and maybe the entire internet. But I do believe you but could care less if you actually follow through.

Like others said, there's nothing you can say or leak that Phil can't hand wave away with "muh bankruptcy" or "fakes". He's all but mastered his grift and it'll take more than a rogue mod to change anything, let alone destroy him.

He's here to stay. For as long as lonely retards or kids with parents who hate them exist, Phil will be there to take their money. No matter the platform or context. King Michael will be there to ask "what's for dinner" 7 times in 20 seconds or Derich badgering him for his opinion on which slut guzzles the most cum.
 
Idk what special love Kiwifarms is gonna offer me. I figured the responses were just gonna be this sort of thing. Shitty mic, sad loser, autistic degenerate. Oh, that infamous Kiwifarms love and acceptance!

I stopped posting because this isn't going to be Mount Vesuvius devastating Phil's Pompeii overnight. That's not how it works. Much like I cannot bippidee-boppidee-boo more WWE Champions evidence into existence. So, sure, tell me I'm naughty naughty like Kinggoken because I'm not showing off the gun rack where Phil keeps his collection of smoking guns that obviously exists! Selfish me, keeping all the goods to myself -_-

Look. Phil has already set himself up so that EVEN if it's true and EVEN if it's proven completely true, he has placed the "so what" into their heads.

Be patient, damn. I'm working on something. We have similar goals, but different means and methods. Have some faith. I've given @actually the signal for my final verification. How can we truly know whether it's me if I don't even have my Twitch account back yet?
This sounds remarkably like, "Hold the line. Q has it all. Get your popcorn ready. You're all watching a movie play out. You'll love how it ends."
 
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