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[Joe Swanson]

I will go against the grain here and say that laptop isn't a bad choice in today's climate. I wanted to say that the performance difference between laptops and desktops is probably the smallest it's ever been, but I'm not sure if that's true - it is true, however, that laptops have more than enough performance for video editing these days, as long as you buy a decent one.

The big thing though is current PC market, graphics cards are really hard to get and prices for them are through the roof. You could get a prebuild, sure, but they might also be somewhat limited in supply, and they generally aren't super well balanced. So a laptop isn't a bad choice, especially since it gives you the mobility and doesn't confine you into a chair, quite a decent benefit for people whose work is mostly confined to a home. Also, one huge thing, warranty and support - you won't get any if you build it yourself, for someone who doesn't understand computers this is great.

Q is just tech illiterate, plus he's a cheapskate - your PC is your work machine, it literally makes you money, spending just 1k on it is stupid. Getting a pc/laptop that will render videos faster, that will be smoother while editing is saving you time and therefore making money. Also saying he's using "mic and adapter" sounds bad, is he using some cheap 3,5mm jack or a usb mic? Quinton please, just buy a decent quality studio XLR mic

The problem with laptops is that they're often extremely overpriced for their specs, so depending what you want in it, you're usually paying $500-1000 dollars more for the same parts crammed into a case that has poor thermals causing it to perform worse then the desktop equivalent more often then not. Granted the GPU shortage right now is brutal, but it's better to overpay for prebuilt towers moreso then laptops as laptops only really are good as supplements, rather then a sole machine

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Ok lazy fucks, Quinton is planning big and he is confirming his place in cow canon as Bob's effeminate unter-cousin. He deleted the tweets but lucky for you I did get the results for posterity's sake.

I am not baffled anymore. I am just left with the lingering curiosity of why he hasn't picked a new set of pronouns or picked Taxxon for a ride around town yet.
Like, what is even stopping him from at least "coming out" as gay at this point? Not to mention how superficial and out of the left-field it feels to see a balding 24-year-old twink inside a bear's body trying to pretend he was into "girly" shit back when he was a teenager.
And yes, I do know he did tweet about being ace, bi, and whatever. He owns a sexdoll and constantly makes gay pandering with his "comedy".

What is even left to say about any of these franchises?

Just out of curiosity I decided to make a mega screencap of all the times Q has tweeted "hun" or "honey" unironically.

And yes, you should be worried I had to rotate tweets to make them fit so I could assemble a bird's view of the layout of a small city. I want to reiterate, I am using the longest default canvas I have for this.

"Hun" is to Q what "Friendo" is to Bobert.
I just know I could make something just as big with "edgy", "alone" and "YouTube".

 

[SpacePirat]

The entire Quinton saga for me is an excellent example of the dangers of modern "acceptance/tolerance" politics. Unconditional support and respect inevitably lead to inital issues getting worse and worse - as we've been able to observe. These people surround themselves in this echo chamber of a hug box that never leaves them an opportunity to grow and learn from their mistakes by never allowing them to realize that they made a mistake in the first place. I believe his left wing politcs feed well into this - "yes I'm being critized but everyone critizing me is a N*zi so I don't have to listen to them"

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Nothing Quinton has done has topped Mumkey torpedoing his reputation by cheating on his girlfriend to be with a furry pedophile and posters in his thread voting on when he would kill himself.

The Mumkey deathpoll was great
Those were the days

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Nothing Quinton has done has topped Mumkey torpedoing his reputation by cheating on his girlfriend to be with a furry pedophile and posters in his thread voting on when he would kill himself.

yet

 

[off meds / online]

Ok lazy fucks, Quinton is planning big and he is confirming his place in cow canon as Bob's effeminate unter-cousin. He deleted the tweets but lucky for you I did get the results for posterity's sake.
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I am not baffled anymore. I am just left with the lingering curiosity of why he hasn't picked a new set of pronouns or picked Taxxon for a ride around town yet.
Like, what is even stopping him from at least "coming out" as gay at this point? Not to mention how superficial and out of the left-field it feels to see a balding 24-year-old twink inside a bear's body trying to pretend he was into "girly" shit back when he was a teenager.
And yes, I do know he did tweet about being ace, bi, and whatever. He owns a sexdoll and constantly makes gay pandering with his "comedy".

What is even left to say about any of these franchises?

Just out of curiosity I decided to make a mega screencap of all the times Q has tweeted "hun" or "honey" unironically.
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And yes, you should be worried I had to rotate tweets to make them fit so I could assemble a bird's view of the layout of a small city. I want to reiterate, I am using the longest default canvas I have for this.

"Hun" is to Q what "Friendo" is to Bobert.
I just know I could make something just as big with "edgy", "alone" and "YouTube".

but...why'd you vote for twilight?

 

[Bec]

but...why'd you vote for twilight?

Cause its twishite I'm guessing.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

but...why'd you vote for twilight?

Quinton has the stupid meme that he looks like Robert Pattinson going around and Twilight apologia has been making the rounds in video essays for a while.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He already did travel by himself a year ago to Disneyland for almost three weeks.

Quinton showcased how he had to pay employees to take photos of him, how drunk he was getting, how lonely he felt and how he was avoiding thinking about his channel.

If he really just wanted to go to Disneyland with someone he could ask his irl friends or family instead of waiting for someone with Internet clout to hit him up for the purpose of getting wasted at a place most commonly targeted to families even though these days it panders to lonely millennials.

A tragedy in three acts:

Going on holiday to Disneyland by yourself is depressing. Spending the evenings of your holiday getting drunk by yourself in your hotel room is really depressing.

Realising he was actually getting drunk by himself in Disneyland makes me wonder how he hasn't already measured up the noose.

 

[Vetti]

At least he seems to be making videos for his own enjoyment again. I can't imagine anyone else possibly being interested in these video ideas. Looks like some real by queer, for queer shit.

 

[zetamale]

At least he seems to be making videos for his own enjoyment again. I can't imagine anyone else possibly being interested in these video ideas. Looks like some real by queer, for queer shit.

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't so much that but instead that he was so out of touch he thought these were things people care about. have you seen his tiktok? https://www.tiktok.com/@brendanreac...90822?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v3

this was his attempt at "going viral"

also speaking of quinton's tiktok video, that nolan dude he collabed with from the pizza party podcast recently outed himself for fetish mining minors. this user here summarized it pretty well. apologies if it's already been mentioned

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pizza-party-podcast.37774/page-22#post-8269599

his fetish is "web cocoons" which is super fucking funny in itself

(he also worked with nolan on quent's review of the at4w movie in his "reviewing youtuber movies" vid)

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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He looks like a caveman who's addicted to soy lattes and Reddit.

I've seen legal retards with more life in them. Jesus Fucking Christ, Quinton, shave you beard, get a hair cut and a life your sore loser and spare me your soy infused whining.

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1367516436122521611 why does he look like a girl?
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That's definitiely two different kids, one of them is Quinton (1st pic) the others are definitely a girl.
We sure that these kids didn't show up on the back of a milk carton back in the mid 1970's? The pic at least look like they're that old.

 

[New Account]

Quinton is so fucking lucky his youtube channel grew. This retard would not be able to survive in the real world.

 

[X-avier cuck]

Man, I only came here because I wanted to find out just how murky Quinton is and honestly I don't even know whether I should laugh or pity him.
He is a perfect representation of what generation Z is.
A virtue signaling opportunist who only cares more about himself rather than any amount of integrity.
His tweet about a Disney Channel show radicalizing him basically sums up his entire being

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Man, I only came here because I wanted to find out just how murky Quinton is and honestly I don't even know whether I should laugh or pity him.
He is a perfect representation of what generation Z is.
A virtue signaling opportunist who only cares more about himself rather than any amount of integrity.
His tweet about a Disney Channel show radicalizing him basically sums up his entire being

Keep in mind that as desperate as he is for e-friends, the second he has them he's willing to backstab them if another gang of "cool kids" rises up. His misery is of his own making and well deserved.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Why do people watch Quinton? What does he actually offer?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Why do people watch Quinton? What does he actually offer?

Familiarity. Right down to his vocal cadence, he's very (by design) reminiscent of a "classic" TGWTG reviewer.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

He is a perfect representation of what generation Z is.

He was born in 1996. He is the Millenials' problem, my generation already receives too much shit.

Why do people watch Quinton? What does he actually offer?

He hits the perfect balance of parasocial older brother-niche angry reviewer-word salad maker-and-not happy, handsome, or successful enough to make you feel bad about your own reality. As I have expressed before, the Garfield obsession is pretty fitting because they both are nothing but comfort food.
I even dedicated a section of my posts to shill YouTubers that have fewer subs and fill the same niches just to prove a point.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Why do people watch Quinton? What does he actually offer?

Misery loves company, simple as that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

i honestly wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't so much that but instead that he was so out of touch he thought these were things people care about. have you seen his tiktok? https://www.tiktok.com/@brendanreac...90822?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v3

this was his attempt at "going viral"

Against my better judgement I watched all his Tiktoks. My weekend is ruined.

Watching a grown(/fat) man prance around like a tit screeching Madonna lyrics in a desperate bid to be...funny? Relevant? A meme? Why would anyone do this?

I wasn't too familiar with Q before I started browsing this thread but every time I come back it deepens the mystery as to how he found so much success, relatively speaking, on YouTube.