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More Fightcade ducking. Add "My stick won't work" and "My computer can't handle streaming and playing it" to the list of excuses as to why he doesn't wanna get exposed on Fightcade.
Lol his computer can't handle streaming and playing it? What? Nigga it's a game that's like 8mb in size total that runs on 512kb of ram. Now if he said his internet is too shit to stream and play that I might believe, but you've streamed roms before DSP. How afraid of fightcade are you DSP?
 
More Fightcade ducking. Add "My stick won't work" and "My computer can't handle streaming and playing it" to the list of excuses as to why he doesn't wanna get exposed on Fightcade.
His fightstick is plug and play on PC. If he played any fighting game on steam or fightcade he just needs to plug in his arcade stick, go to the ingame options and setup his buttons like he does in every console fighting game.

So, he's talking out of his ass like usual.
 
He just said he doesn't know his wife's aspirations when it comes to her job. What husband doesn't know if their wife wants to move up in their job. Unless, Kat is a lazy bum who wants to stay on the bottom of the ladder and live off her husbands success as a cult leader...I mean streamer. This marriage is a sham.
 
DSP is so fucking scared of Fightcade. He's still refusing to play on Fightcade because he "can't record and stream at the same time" on his PC.

Uh yeah, you can totally do both. Any ol' stringbean laptop can get the job done. It's probably a matter of doing a bit more than capturing the application, and pressing record every time a new match/challenge happens. By the time his tortoise self gets the setup done, he has mere seconds to pick a character.

"Stick won't work"? If general input mapping is a problem, Joy2Key is available if you wanna go the extra mile, so you don't have to reconfig for every other game.

My personal hope if Fightcade comes into play; he gets the wrong required ROMs, because Fightcade is very anal when it comes to having all the files for a game on hand. Nevermind getting destroyed by the competition, he'll get destroyed by technology first.
 
He only needs to stop playing it for a month. Two tops.
I mean, to be fair to Phil, he doesn't need to stop playing. He needs to stop paying.

He has something close to 1000 consecutive days of logging in. He has a seemingly really good roster where he can win matches in one or two moves. He could theoretically play for free and still be fairly good in the rankings.

However, he doesn't play for the bejewled gameplay. He plays to buy loot boxes to get the virtual gambling high.
 
He just said he doesn't know his wife's aspirations when it comes to her job. What husband doesn't know if their wife wants to move up in their job. Unless, Kat is a lazy bum who wants to stay on the bottom of the ladder and live off her husbands success as a cult leader...I mean streamer. This marriage is a sham.
"Kat is exhausted from work, she is recuperating right now from the days she worked. She might not even make dinner" Kat really is a lazy cunt. I know this is Phil saying this stuff about her, maybe she isn't that tired and Phil's just exaggerating. But she can't cook, she isn't useful, she won't even try to ignore the trolls so she can appear on stream and help her 'soulmate' make some money considering he is 'broke'. If Phil wasn't such a sack of shit, I might feel bad for him considering the woman he is with.
 
Maybe if Phil didn't spend all his money on a gay mobile game, he could afford a computer good enough to play a 30 year old fighting game and stream at the same time.
bro he could build one right now. the parts arent expensive. he just needs to know how, hes a computer guy he said. he shouldve easily be able to build a decent computer that isnt broken on arrival
 
bro he could build one right now. the parts arent expensive. he just needs to know how, hes a computer guy he said. he shouldve easily be able to build a decent computer that isnt broken on arrival
I was going to say he has no time. But then I had an idea. He could buy the parts and set a subs goal or whatever and instead of another gay retrospective or ask the king he could live stream building a computer.
 
"Kat is exhausted from work, she is recuperating right now from the days she worked. She might not even make dinner" Kat really is a lazy cunt. I know this is Phil saying this stuff about her, maybe she isn't that tired and Phil's just exaggerating. But she can't cook, she isn't useful, she won't even try to ignore the trolls so she can appear on stream and help her 'soulmate' make some money considering he is 'broke'. If Phil wasn't such a sack of shit, I might feel bad for him considering the woman he is with.
She either got a new job, and is going through training (someone mentioned this previously), or she has left already. She probably got some call center job where she has to train 9-5 for a couple weeks, then she'll get stuck with a 2-10 shift or worse. The juicier part is that shes gone. I doubt this is the case, but he could be setting up the "well khet cant make dinner cause she's tired from work" angle. Again, highly doubtful, but a mentally ill shithead can dream, cant he?
 
I was holding out hope that anonymouse would leak something spicy in a fit of drunken rage. Unsurprisingly this has been a huge nothingburger. Anyways he sent me this image in a PM when he was trying to get verified. I have no idea if it's been shared before.
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I thought the discord was cat pictures and mature adults discussing moderator duties

this looks like neither
 
The juicier part is that shes gone. I doubt this is the case, but he could be setting up the "well khet cant make dinner cause she's tired from work" angle. Again, highly doubtful, but a mentally ill shithead can dream, cant he?
While I doubt she's gone, they have a really weird fucking marriage going on in that kahndo... I was listening to a GTG video where he was going over the Jasper attack incident, and he said that in the middle of the night, Jasper landed on him with his back claws, and Kat ran into the room to see what happened. I hadn't caught this originally, because of how absurd the idea is of Jasper attacking Phil in the middle of the night is. So this is basically confirmation they sleep in separate rooms?
 
-Wings sigh- You guys and your fucking hidden messages up to interpretation, like when Tut plugged a biblical text that literally implied a man shouldn't masturbate in front of children and man up to his mistakes. Okay, Anony, I'll type out the lyrics to the edgy as fuck song you plugged at Phil's chat. The teenage girl things you make me do...

Try to not cut yourselves on the edge, and avoid running into Dante from the DMC series, because he mustn't be far off. As you may see, the name of the group is furry, the art is furry, and the guy's an antropomorphic husky who's been drinking lately, has rats in his apartment and is watching a snowy tv screen. I figure certain rogue mods would find it easy to identify with. I said this situation is probably heavy on Anony and it might just be. Because the lyrics are depressing as fuck. I will now proceed to listen to this and type out the lyrics by hand since no one has done so in the 10 years this song has existed.


I... I am just a man who does the best he can with what he's given. And I... I would I bore a cross that I could pay the cost to be an angel. But I am not the man that I should be. I am not the one that you should follow. I can not be bound to single lines, and I'm likely to get lost. I don't wanna be a dinosaur, just living out the days before extinction. No I... I would I were the wild, that I ran like a child through ordered chaos. It may not be the man that I should be, but I would like to live a life worth living. And if one day I'm made to weigh my sins, then I won't regret a thing. I know I might not deserve to be saved, but if the end came tonight I think that I'd be fine.

Ow, the existential dread.

Welp, I don't know if the song is unrelated to anything, or if he's griping with the rights and wrongs of the situation. There's really not much to say here, man. Kiwi is a drama forum and it leans a little bit more on the hard side of internet denizens who say the n word freely and will tell people to Minecraft themselves. Even if this board in particular is pretty mild, you can't expect melons from an apple tree. That said, the current batch of regulars have been pretty nice to Rumple. Even I've given him pahsitive stickers. And his writing style hurts my brain a little bit.

If something good happens, people will definitely be nice to you. But the nature of the relationship is gonna be marked by the existence of beans and their subsequent spilling, at least at the beginning. Eventually, you would become a True and Ahnest kiwi just like Vidar did. Well, before he got infected with the crazy again and went back to Phil.

Morally speaking, exposing a greedy scammer if you have evidence is a no brainer, and even if you lose access to a community who liked you and you enjoyed being a part of, you'd find another one soon enough. Obviously considering turning on long time friends might make you feel shitty and consider where you went wrong with your choices, and what the best course of action could be now, but if you're having that type of thoughts you already know staying as you are now is not really an option.

Anyway, that's just what I get from the edgelord tune. Naturally, I may be miles off and it could be completely unrelated to everything but it seems a little too fitting that you'd plug this openly. It's not the sort of song you'd share with people like I LOVE THIS, LOOK AT ME, I AM A SAD BOI GRIPING WITH SOME SERIOUS SHIT IN MY LIFE RN. Unless we were all 14, maybe. ... Is Anony 14? :lol:

EDIT:Turns out it was relevant ish! Undo the autistics, ya big meanies! Bwahaha! Man, what a great Tuesday the 16th
 
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She either got a new job, and is going through training (someone mentioned this previously), or she has left already. She probably got some call center job where she has to train 9-5 for a couple weeks, then she'll get stuck with a 2-10 shift or worse. The juicier part is that shes gone. I doubt this is the case, but he could be setting up the "well khet cant make dinner cause she's tired from work" angle. Again, highly doubtful, but a mentally ill shithead can dream, cant he?
She definitely got a new job. He said today "She likes the new job...I mean position. And no, I can't tell you the details or people will harass her". If she were still working at Fred Meyers there wouldn't be any new details, besides the days she works, since we already know where she works and the time.
 
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Stolen from LSB discord. So hows that super gay gay ops going bud

I know when I run gay ops, the first thing I do is show up to the place I'm trying to infiltrate and yell to everyone in the room "Hey guys, I'm back! So glad to be here, amirite bro's?"
Phail was shitting a brick he signed up here so he had to unban him. Phail is only allowed to read the drama he wants to create himself. You pigs are only there to give him money.
 
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-Wings sigh- You guys and your fucking hidden messages up to interpretation, like when Tut plugged a biblical text that literally implied a man shouldn't masturbate in front of children and man up to his mistakes. Okay, Anony, I'll type out the lyrics to the edgy as fuck song you plugged at Phil's chat. The teenage girl things you make me do...

Try to not cut yourselves on the edge, and avoid running into Dante from the DMC series, because he mustn't be far off. As you may see, the name of the group is furry, the art is furry, and the guy's an antropomorphic husky who's been drinking lately, has rats in his apartment and is watching a snowy tv screen. I figure certain rogue mods would find it easy to identify with. I said this situation is probably heavy on Anony and it might just be. Because the lyrics are depressing as fuck. I will now proceed to listen to this and type out the lyrics by hand since no one has done so in the 10 years this song has existed.


I... I am just a man who does the best he can with what he's given. And I... I would I bore a cross that I could pay the cost to be an angel. But I am not the man that I should be. I am not the one that you should follow. I can not be bound to single lines, and I'm likely to get lost. I don't wanna be a dinosaur, just living out the days before extinction. No I... I would I were the wild, that I ran like a child through ordered chaos. It may not be the man that I should be, but I would like to live a life worth living. And if one day I'm made to weigh my sins, then I won't regret a thing. I know I might not deserve to be saved, but if the end came tonight I think that I'd be fine.

Ow, the existential dread.

Welp, I don't know if the song is unrelated to anything, or if he's griping with the rights and wrongs of the situation. There's really not much to say here, man. Kiwi is a drama forum and it leans a little bit more on the hard side of internet denizens who say the n word freely and will tell people to Minecraft themselves. Even if this board in particular is pretty mild, you can't expect melons from an apple tree. That said, the current batch of regulars have been pretty nice to Rumple. Even I've given him pahsitive stickers. And his writing style hurts my brain a little bit.

If something good happens, people will definitely be nice to you. But the nature of the relationship is gonna be marked by the existence of beans and their subsequent spilling, at least at the beginning. Eventually, you would become a True and Ahnest kiwi just like Vidar did. Well, before he got infected with the crazy again and went back to Phil.

Morally speaking, exposing a greedy scammer if you have evidence is a no brainer, and even if you lose access to a community who liked you and you enjoyed being a part of, you'd find another one soon enough. Obviously considering turning on long time friends might make you feel shitty and consider where you went wrong with your choices, and what the best course of action could be now, but if you're having that type of thoughts you already know staying as you are now is not really an option.

Anyway, that's just what I get from the edgelord tune. Naturally, I may be miles off and it could be completely unrelated to everything but it seems a little too fitting that you'd plug this openly. It's not the sort of song you'd share with people like I LOVE THIS, LOOK AT ME, I AM A SAD BOI GRIPING WITH SOME SERIOUS SHIT IN MY LIFE RN. Unless we were all 14, maybe. ... Is Anony 14? :lol:
Or maybe it's just a red herring so he can think of himself as a manipulator: "Look what I made those idiots on Kiwifarms do... they're analyzing emo song lyrics to deduce my state of mind".

Maybe, just maybe, Anonymouse is the furfag we all know him to be.
 
She definitely got a new job. He said today "She likes the new job...I mean position. And no, I can't tell you the details or people will harass her". If she were still working at Fred Meyers there wouldn't be any new details, besides the days she works, since we already know where she works and the time.
It has to be a new job. He said he doesn't know Kat's aspirations for a promotion so its definitely not a promotion. And she works at a grocery store so either she was in the stock room (doubt it since she seems weak to lift a box) or cashier, so what new position would she have if it wasn't a promotion to supervisor. I bet Kat reads KFs and saw that people know what she does as a job and the location, thus decided to get a new job. Now she needs to make sure her dumbass husband doesn't dox her again lol
 
Phil is complaining about the new gun he's using. Apparently he "won't be effective for a long time until [he] unlocks shit." He is completely helpless without the thermal scope which is the very last thing you unlock. Good thing he used a Double Weapon XP token during one of his previous sessions when he was still using the Krig (which was already max level).
 
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