Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,599
Also Russ has a romanticized view of fame. He thinks of all the love and adoration. He doesn’t think of the criticism and weirdos stalking him.

He also doesn't consider the work ethic. This greasy jackass bellers on constantly about "Where's HIS fruits?" But he has never considered that people like the Gibb Brothers, Neil Diamond, and Burt Bacherach work CONSTANTLY. And they have to be up all hours working on one song to shit out the next song and the next one after that. This isn't on their timeline--it's on the world's timeline. Slack off and you miss the next new sound of the year.
Russell doesn't have the spoons to shower regularly. He definitely doesn't have the spoons to tend to and sow his fruits and nuts.
 
Kinda surprised with Cairo. I've been there, but Jesus, this guy's never been to Rockford, Loves Park, Machesney Park, Rochelle, South Beloit, Cicero, Niles, Peoria, Princeton, Peru, LaSalle, or Rock Island...
I'm surprised Modesto is California's worst city. I would think Barstow would top that list.
He also doesn't consider the work ethic. This greasy jackass bellers on constantly about "Where's HIS fruits?" But he has never considered that people like the Gibb Brothers, Neil Diamond, and Burt Bacherach work CONSTANTLY. And they have to be up all hours working on one song to shit out the next song and the next one after that. This isn't on their timeline--it's on the world's timeline. Slack off and you miss the next new sound of the year.
Russell doesn't have the spoons to shower regularly. He definitely doesn't have the spoons to tend to and sow his fruits and nuts.
Russ doesn't even do the minimum, he half-asses everything and expects the same reward as if he'd created a masterpiece.
 
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Kinda surprised with Cairo. I've been there, but Jesus, this guy's never been to Rockford, Loves Park, Machesney Park, Rochelle, South Beloit, Cicero, Niles, Peoria, Princeton, Peru, LaSalle, or Rock Island...
I'm surprised it's not East St. Louis, a genuine shithole. Of course there are a lot of shitholes to pick from in Illinois.
 
I'm not surprised by the city they chose for my state. It's...something awful.
Soon as I saw Mesa I laughed and said "of course". South Tucson is probably worse for it's size (one square mile in total) but it also probably doesn't count as a city. Likewise I was surprised that South Dakota had Brookings considering how awful any place inside Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is (like, real fucking awful), but again, none of those likely qualify as a city either.
 
Fem Russell Greer?

Nah. No snail trails and strings of drool. Probably doesn't even sound like a sex offender when she mouthbreathes.
 
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