Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Bolo said:
But, remember, Robert is the guy who at the slight signal of conflict, starts to flex about the most ridiculous and juvenile shit, like bench pressing 300Lbs, being a crack shot with a gun, outdoors man with survival skills, bar brawler, etc etc etc.
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One of Bob's most amusing quirks is how important it is for him to establish that even though he's a progressive leftist, he isn't a limpwristed faggot nu-male. " I lift and binge drink, bro! You wanna go?! I'm a crack shot!"
 
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Bolo said:
But things get fun when someone with relevance and who can't be dismissed as a "nazi" confronts Robert's bullshit, then we get to see the man spin and flail, all to never hold that "L".
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He just leaves his weirdo sycophants to do his dirty work at that point. For example, when Bob called a prominent black activist out saying his view on race issues was akin to Rush Limbaugh (translator's note: a retarded racist's view) and it caused said black man to clap back by comparing his picture with Bob's Mario cosplay. Enter Lass Library who educates the low information black man on how he's basically a nazi sympathizer because Nazis, such as this KF I keep hearing about, use that pic to mock Bob and, I'm quoting here, "share nazi memes, embolden Nazis". Bob was so proud of his fake lady's burn that he retweeted it.

Bob's in a comfy place right now. He's got a small, yet very dedicated and very intellectually dishonest, band of followers that will fight the fights that Bob cannot. It doesn't help his checkbook but at least he can still be on his high horse.

Side note: The most disappointed I've been with any of the true Bob Army was with Truemetis. I don't remember what originally was said by Bob, it was something about the person he was quote tweeting not understanding the meaning of words, and Truemetis fired back "yeah just like the word colleague". Truemetis has since seen the error of his ways and gone back to slobbing Bob knob smh.
 
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The Chinks mean business, and all Bobby can think about is lesbianism.
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Bobby's Chinkabooism gets dampened by China's response to The Monster Hunter Movie.
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The offending scene seems to be this. Apparently even the most exalted POC, the harbingers of Superior Future, aren't entitled to be woke. Only the white overlords like Bobby can be woke. Bobby also misunderstands the nature of wokeness. It is not about jumping at shadows or "Cyber-capitalism"; it is about power. This is China's way to stymie Hollywood -- and I'm all for it.

Oh, don't forget another species of yellow monkeys!
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Given Bobby's expertise in B-movies, I'm surprised he didn't bring up Robert D'Zar's film.

I can't resist posting another screencap. Full vid here:
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On the subject of insider jokes in Shrek:
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More Shrek...
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... much more:
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Pretty soon the thread took a detour and morons think of edgy ways to modernize Shakespeare.
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No Bobby doesn't read 500-year-old plays; they are too problematic.

The Shrek tweets drew that attention of Peter Coffin. I don't know a word of what Bobby says.
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"These people! How dare they pick on me! I even knows how to look things up on Wikipedia".
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Thalia (I don't have to look it up because I know): Sorry Mr. Chipman I don't know you and you and I have nothing in common. Please hold and I'll transfer your line to Nemesis.

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Our Bob is such a joker; no wonder he thinks he has Thalia's direct line, may be Momus's too.

Bobby's cronies think people attack him because they are sore about Disney firing Gina Carano:
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So why doesn't Bobby STFD and STFU, given he isn't going to -- and can't -- enlist?

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Stop this hyperbole already. Walter Carlos wasn't even close to "the reason we have electronic music", although he sure played a role in popularizing it and made the Moog synths affordable. If you need to honor women -- genuine women -- pioneers in electronic music, consider Daphne Oram.

"...AOC and other brave Democrats who spoke truth..."
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Assorted political shit:
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MAGA worthless obsolete. You know the drill:
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Who is that David Chen that Bobby considers "worthwhile people"?
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I wonder what kind of life trajectory can lead you out of Harvard Business School into e-begging.

About that literally who journo that Tucker Carlson is really, absolutely, totally going to murder:
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The only gag I see is "Bob is fat and I won't eat pizza with him".

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Giant monkey movies:
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More Marvel to consoom:
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DON'T CONSOOM NON-MCU CAPESHIT! (In this case, The Flash)
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So why don't you does what Tom Six says? Use your industry connection! write to your many "colleagues", journalists, distributers, etc and say you want The Onania Club to be properly distributed!
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He just leaves his weirdo sycophants to do his dirty work at that point. For example, when Bob called a prominent black activist out saying his view on race issues was akin to Rush Limbaugh (translator's note: a retarded racist's view) and it caused said black man to clap back by comparing his picture with Bob's Mario cosplay. Enter Lass Library who educates the low information black man on how he's basically a nazi sympathizer because Nazis, such as this KF I keep hearing about, use that pic to mock Bob and, I'm quoting here, "share nazi memes, embolden Nazis". Bob was so proud of his fake lady's burn that he retweeted it.

Bob's in a comfy place right now. He's got a small, yet very dedicated and very intellectually dishonest, band of followers that will fight the fights that Bob cannot. It doesn't help his checkbook but at least he can still be on his high horse.

Side note: The most disappointed I've been with any of the true Bob Army was with Truemetis. I don't remember what originally was said by Bob, it was something about the person he was quote tweeting not understanding the meaning of words, and Truemetis fired back "yeah just like the word colleague". Truemetis has since seen the error of his ways and gone back to slobbing Bob knob smh.
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What's interesting is that Blob has a group of people who get into autistic slapfights on his behalf and which he gladly supports, so he assumes he can get his waifus' support by doing the same for them.

Of course, it fails hilariously because Anita doesn't care about a 40 year old man who white knights her constantly in comments.
 
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Ya know, Chris, Games Workshop has their own podcast where they show off the latest from 40K, and a website where they enthusiastically shill their products. If I want to know the latest, I'll get it directly from them and form my own opinions.

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Alrighty, Bobert, allow me to explain, since the concept seems to be sliding off your smooth brain.

Something that passes along partisan lines makes your party look like tyrants, which most Americans oppose. To give a relatively recent example: Obamacare passed with entirely Democratic support- no Republicans at all voted for it. The Democrats slowly lost Congress and the Presidency because of it.
 
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Bolo said:
Nah, both stories are bullshit, there is no lore when it comes to Robert and his love life, everytime he brings up any relationship he had, it reeks of "canadian girlfriend" stench.
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Reading Judy Blume books totally scored him a threesome in junior high, so it's two girlfriends from Canada so you totally don't know them. Totally.
 
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Bob couldn't be a bigger mark for Chinese propaganda if he tried.

Mola Ram said:
I made it 43 seconds before muttering "Shut the fuck up" and closing it.

I swear to Christ he's deliberately making his Boston accent thicker and more obnoxious. Also, he sounds weirdly hoarse.
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That could be a side effect of the WuFlu vaccine, since vaccines like that work by giving you a very low grade version of the disease. Or it could just be his general ill health.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He just leaves his weirdo sycophants to do his dirty work at that point. For example, when Bob called a prominent black activist out saying his view on race issues was akin to Rush Limbaugh (translator's note: a retarded racist's view) and it caused said black man to clap back by comparing his picture with Bob's Mario cosplay. Enter Lass Library who educates the low information black man on how he's basically a nazi sympathizer because Nazis, such as this KF I keep hearing about, use that pic to mock Bob and, I'm quoting here, "share nazi memes, embolden Nazis". Bob was so proud of his fake lady's burn that he retweeted it.
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That's another Bob quirk I love.

"You must think of the greater implications of mocking me for wearing a stupid cosplay outfit!!!"
 
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Neko GF said:
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Haven't counted them, but the eye-test tells me that the majority of his videos over the last month have been less than 10 minutes.
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That's a big no no, from my understanding the youtube algorithm pushes 10 minute or more videos much more than shorter ones. Also, I never realised how unappealing Bobs thumbnails are, looks like he just takes a movie poster and slaps some gaudy text and a logo on it.
 
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Therealhomor said:
Again, it shows you his cartoon black/white view of the world. "The bad guys make fun of me and I'm a good guy. Don't team up with the bad guys!"
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It's just ridiculous how he thinks he's so important that anybody needs to do any soul searching over why they rib him on Twitter.

Because it's funny, and because you react so extremely. No other reasons required.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
...has it ever been pointed out to him that even if and when commercial space travel becomes viable Bob won't be able to use it because he's a fat diabetic sack of cum?
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Fun trivia: I have heard it claimed that in the 1990s, NASA was asked to fly an astronaut from a Certain Eastern European country.

They couldn't find a candidate who qualified.

Not because they weren't smart or brave or technically skilled; it came down to bad dental work, and concern their teeth would explode during an accidental depressurization event.
 
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