The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Is this that skinwalker ranch I've heard about?

Troonwalker Ranch, just as scary as Skinwalker Ranch only with more guns and rape.

 

[AMHOLIO]

My TROON and HONEST prediction for the ending of the ranch:

A) one of the workers who doesn't live in the main house will cry and squeal online, starting a cascade of drama amongst the ranch and its members as other personal dramas that have piled up between the main housemates rear their heads. The ranch has a few people living on it left like Bonnie and Sky who are bound by debt, but the main funky bunch leave.

B) Slowly, these tards run out of "angel investors" and the troon patreon economy hits a dryspell, then mounting money problems topple things like workers off the farm and lower the animal count to an even less sustainable amount. Most of the tranch is left ironically Pennyless, and only a few people are left holding the balls. The ramch might even declare bankruptcy. Hell, if electricity becomes too scant I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin went to live with a different member of his polycule and slowly lose touch with mistress Phil.

C) Phil gets bored or depressed and leaves, having some sort of crisis or awakening as he would frame it as and fucking off with his slaves to a different troonventure (as he has fucked off from familes before). Bonnie and Sky are still left holding the ball.

D) A more extreme version of A: someone gets shot on accident, drama ensues. Or someone gets put in a home for early onset dementia, drama ensues.



Honestly can't see them pulling a Jonestown as they're all severely self centered. It wouldn't surprise me if one troon commits sudoku a chain reaction would occur, but unless Penny decides to really take his cult to the next level I doubt it.

 

[Love Machine]

Llamas are the more solid investment.

 

[bored loser]

Penny has one of those faces that really needs a beard. He's really fucking stupid for transing and removing any possibility of looking like a normal human.

 

[The best and greatest]

From what I’m seeing online? Not really. There’s just not much of a market for alpaca wool in the U.S. And nobody here consumes alpaca meat. As mentioned in the OP, alpaca farming appears to operate like a pyramid scheme.

If there’s any money to be made at all, it’s in selling the animals you raise to suckers like the ladies at the tranch. I believe alpacas are advertised as easy to care for and maintain. They don’t require as much land, feed, water, specialized equipment and expertise as, say, cattle.

The tranchers would probably have been better off raising goats or sheep. At least there’s a market for their milk and meat. But I think I remember reading in the Kevin Gibes thread that they don’t want to slaughter animals in order to turn a profit. And raising livestock for milk is extremely hard work.

Here’s an article describing how the bottom fell out of the U.S. alpaca market several years ago, if you’re interested. TLDR is: avoid alpacas if you want to make money on a small farm.

When the Great Alpaca Bubble Burst

At the peak of the U.S. alpaca frenzy, top breeding alpacas would sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars. While adorable, for many Americans these critters were a seriously bad investment.

priceonomics.com

Tbh if I had a farm I would probably keep two or three alpacas just for my own satisfaction. Alpacas are cute as buttons and I love them!

Llamas are the more solid investment.

Llamas are low status uggos who should kill themselves.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I hope this ranch lasts 41 years before destroying itself.

 

[Jasper2K]

this thread is long over due. the amount of animal abuse on the tranny ranch is crazy.

also. I couldn't find the link to the etsy in the OP so

We are an Alpaca yarn producer and much more by Tenaciousunicorn

Find the perfect handmade gift, vintage & on-trend clothes, unique jewelry, and more… lots more.

www.etsy.com

Wonder how much of these troons are also zoophiles and also happen to be furries?

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Trans Lifeline crossover episode when

 

[Divine right to rule]

I was promised Trump voters invading the Tranch on featured content.
I feel betrayed now. Give me back the excitement I felt, and that was cruely crushed in the next moment.

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

I wonder what kind of aesthetics will bring the Tranch '21 ATF siege.

Doomsday - Waco '93

CASE_KOVACS - I_AM_THE_LAWThis was a surprisingly depressing video to make.

www.youtube.com

 

[Tour of Italy]

It’s interesting to me how the violent right wing militias started showing up right as the main supporters of the ranch (ie, a bunch of internet addicted middle class NEETS) were about to become $1400 richer.

Just an observation.

 

[Haint]

Its like Mad Max, except with mad trannies.

 

[Red Mask]

Tumblr post FINALLY calling out the ranch:

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Its like Mad Max, except with mad trannies.

Featuring Phillip Matthew Logue as Cockcutter

Tumblr post FINALLY calling out the ranch:

View attachment 2000076

Please archive in case they delete or edit it.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

They don't really have the balls (haha I know) to actually do any harm. The moment conflict comes they cower and hide and point a finger and scream, even with the guns. If anything they'd instantly throw em down if the police come, or 41% themselves.

I don't even see these guys on the same level as the other cults, cause those atleast has a "charm" to them. These just seem like a bunch of degenerates running a farm to shit and boasting about it.

 

[Jump]

Either way, living on the tranch is absolute misery as systems such as the heating, plumbing, or electricity break down on a constant basis while members settle on temporary quick-fixes every time they try to repair it.

I am new to this whole story but the amazing OP has me hooked now.

And What The Fuck??

They really have wet cells just chilling in their basement venting in to that little house?
When worked hard lead acid batteries give off pure hydrogen (boom!) and Hydrogen Sulfide. H2S will eat their wiring and slowly poison them all. It's a broad spectrum poison that attacks different parts of your respiratory and nervous system.

 

[Red Mask]

It’s a screenshot embedded on Kiwi Farms itself.

 

[WonderWino]

A compound full of heavily armed, paranoid trannies sounds like a bad roll on a post-apocalyptic random encounters table.

It sounds like the four horsemen of the apocalypse encounter in the original fallout games.....except this time they're paranoid troons with guns and riding alpacas

I would say it's more likely that they tried to get across the threat of something dangerous like quicklime, but failed because they're dumb and think "acidic" is a synonym for "something that burns you without fire".

(For reference, this would burn you through an exothermic reaction with the moisture on your skin. It's not acidic, but it doesn't look so different to an observer.)

Not that an envelope full of quicklime is a huge threat, but I'd say it could burn you pretty bad if you're stupid enough to get an unidentified white substance in the mail and touch that with your hands.

Sounds about right, and the best part is its not even an acid, quicklime is an alkaline and caustic rather than acidic. That said, whether it did serious harm to whoever they would send it to or not doesn't matter much. What would fuck them is the fact they sent a caustic substance in the mail with the intent to do harm to someone. They would have crossed the line into automatic federal domestic terrorism territory doing that and would get their asses reamed by the feds over that one. One thing you absolutely do not do is send stuff like that through the US mail. The feds are paying you a visit if you do that no matter what your reasons or circumstances surrounding it were, per the patriot act. There is no way out of that that doesn't involve somebody doing jail time, which is why even the backwoods conspiracy loons living in huts in the woods have enough brains not to do that

Just loudspeakers blaring 'dude' and 'man' on a loop

Better yet just put this on a loop to piss them off:

 

[NyQuilninja]

It sounds like the four horsemen of the apocalypse encounter in the original fallout games.....except this time they're paranoid troons with guns and riding alpacas

This needs to go to the random text thread

 

[Bogliacci]

Missing 411: Tranny Ranch