US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Sithis said:
lol nigga still has a Hulk Hogan avatar in 2021, he is not familiar with the concept of regret or shame as a healthy human would be
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I still found it ironic that this dude is a hard core leftist, yet his username is of some one who is not.
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
I prefer to imagine that the secret doors lead to old cobwebbed tunnels where Presidents of epochs past scratched dicks on the wall and the bones of female interns are buried.

And that somewhere the Ghost of Lincoln wanders the tunnels, forever searching for Washington's Gold.
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Speaking of Ghost Lincoln do you think Biden or even Trump every saw his suppose ghost who hunts the white house
 
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mandatorylurk said:
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I guess those witty NGO's shot themselves in the foot with the free Biden shirts.
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If they wanted to look more legit, maybe not have shirts and signs with the Biden campaign logo.
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If they kill the filibuster in order to do amnesty I think even with bullshit like HR1 they won't be able to stop a bigger red wave than what happened in 2010 and Obamacare.
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Here's the thing though: amnesty and HR1 are meant to DESTROY red waves before they have a chance to do anything. And killing the filibuster exists to make that easier. And then again, seeing the 2020 show, whats to say that they'll just do all that shit again but more refined and harder to call bullshit on. And even then, with trust in the process dwindling, they may not even have to do anything since people will stay home because their vote won't mean a thing, and the Democrats can run whoever they want. And the GOP can run whoever they want that'll concede with an attitude of "mission failed, we'll get em next time".
 
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This Oval Office door thing made me come up with a great SOTU. Bear with me.

Ok. They strap a GoPro on Biden, stick him in a maze of mirrors for 12 hours or weeks or however long it takes for him to get out, while a PA blares his idiotic endless gaffes. Give him a mike, of course, it is a SOTU after all, and the American people need to re-discover what being presidential is.

Now, have it all open out, for when he finally makes it, his brain utter mush, into Congress, where he is greeted with an absolutely epic round of applause and cheering.

The luminaries part to the sides, and Cory Booker comes forward in a Zoot Suit and gold chains. As Biden rushes at him in his delirium, yelling "Corn Pop! You Again!!!", Booker of course curls into a fetal position (because he's Booker) and Biden feels the power of vanquishing his foe, wondering why no one will rub his leg hair and looking for someone whom he can beat in a pushup competition.

He swaggers, and pushes Nadler into a vat of burning vegetable oil, declaring in his mindless, slurred way, "I need to eat that dumpling."

Adam Schiff's nictating membranes flutter away unnoticed. McConnell's head retreats rapidly, and only his glowing eyes can be seen peering from the shell. Maxine Waters steals some stationary and abandons some kids who weren't even hers.

Both Schumer and Pelosi approach Biden dressed in Loli, and Biden stumbles forward in ecstasy burying his face in their hair, while trying to surreptitiously tweak Schumer's nipples.

A few moments pass, and his serene, mindless face looks up.

"Where's Hunter?" he murmurs, as his body collapses and breaks apart into a billion Yuan.

Everybody applauds, tears are wept. BAck at news headquarters, Don Lemon visibly cries and clutches Setzer's chest as they talk about the holy, reverent, and unifying SOTU they just witnessed... the true REGALITY of it. An intern comes out and wipes the cum from both of their lips.

A hidden side door opens, and a wave of dead prstitutes and cocaine pour out, revealing a naked Hunter Biden being sucked off by Kamala HArris on her knees.

Over at NBC, as Hunter finishes, MAddow cries uncontrollably. "We did it, ladies, we did it! The first female president!"

This isn't the reality we have, but it's the reality we deserve.

If Biden had promised that, I would have illegally voted for him in your election, too.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Huh..okay.

That seems like a strange thing for CNN to do.
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Medias faked shit before. That Syrian kid in an ambulance was a photo op and CNN got a bunch of Muslim women together to condemn a terror attack in Bongland a few years back.
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Here's the thing though: amnesty and HR1 are meant to DESTROY red waves before they have a chance to do anything. And killing the filibuster exists to make that easier. And then again, seeing the 2020 show, whats to say that they'll just do all that shit again but more refined and harder to call bullshit on. And even then, with trust in the process dwindling, they may not even have to do anything since people will stay home because their vote won't mean a thing, and the Democrats can run whoever they want. And the GOP can run whoever they want that'll concede with an attitude of "mission failed, we'll get em next time".
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GOP isn't MAGA folks. I'm sure even the most doped up boomer will lash out if fraud continues to be to blatant.
 
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Corpun said:
Medias faked shit before. That Syrian kid in an ambulance was a photo op and CNN got a bunch of Muslim women together to condemn a terror attack in Bongland a few years back.

GOP isn't MAGA folks. I'm sure even the most doped up boomer will lash out if fraud continues to be to blatant.
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Or worse. Commit their own election fraud. Polls are run by volunteers. Who can volunteer? Boomers.
 
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Voltekka said:
America is in debt on the trillions, and IT WANTS MORE TRILLIONS.
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As the saying goes, if America owes the Chinese a billion dollars, America has a problem. If America owes the Chinese a trillion dollars, the Chinese have a problem.
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I'm personally hoping for 50.
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If only they used the ballot mailing list to mail out the stimulus, I'd be swimming in checks.
 
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