"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Last night a large group of protesters were kettled by Portland police and multiple arrests were made. Protesters were removed from the area one by one, identified, and their pictures were taken. Phil of course, made it about himself even though he wasn't anywhere near there.
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This is why you don't rent to retards.

"I smashed a mug in 2019". Damn this nigga hardcore

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That's not what punched holes in drywall looks like. That's drywall that broke because of tripping or an accident. I guess Phil just wanted to try and use it as a prop, though tbh he should be more bothered over losing a deposit for his idiocy.
I think it's a hollow core door - you know 1/8inch of doorskin, air, and maybe a little bit of corrugated cardboard if you hit the core supports
 
I think it's a hollow core door - you know 1/8inch of doorskin, air, and maybe a little bit of corrugated cardboard if you hit the core supports
Landlords for tard hovels like this usually get the cheapest, most replaceable shit, because the tards who they house are like locusts that destroy everything around them, which is why they're in tard housing in the first place.
 
Landlords for tard hovels like this usually get the cheapest, most replaceable shit, because the tards who they house are like locusts that destroy everything around them, which is why they're in tard housing in the first place.
What's the betting he blames his door falling apart on capitalism?
 
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"I smashed a mug in 2019". Damn this nigga hardcore

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It’s funny, this conveys exactly the opposite of the message he wants. A soldier who destroys his own stuff because he can’t control his temper is about the worst person to have on your side. Can you imagine him in an actual war? “Umm, Sergeant? (Smacks lips) I need a new gun. I broke da uvver one because I couldn’t get da bit wiv da bullets back in. Meow. Also I frew it across da barracks and accidentally killed a man, but I fink he was turning fash. Meow.”
 
I think it's a hollow core door - you know 1/8inch of doorskin, air, and maybe a little bit of corrugated cardboard if you hit the core supports
Ah, yeah that's a door. I couldn't tell since even the cheap doors we got for a project (previously a converted shed) had a bit more internal structure than that. I still believe Phil tripped on it and then made up that he busted it to pretend he's more hardcore than he really is.

Still a stupid move given that a landlord can add that to why he can be kicked out, tard with protections in a state that likes squatting or no.
 
Ah, yeah that's a door. I couldn't tell since even the cheap doors we got for a project (previously a converted shed) had a bit more internal structure than that. I still believe Phil tripped on it and then made up that he busted it to pretend he's more hardcore than he really is.

Still a stupid move given that a landlord can add that to why he can be kicked out, tard with protections in a state that likes squatting or no.
Even if he can't be kicked out, there's all sorts of ways that motivated landlords can make tenants' lives very unpleasant, such as repeatedly shutting off the water (Phil can ask Slingblade about that one) until they leave. Phil's autistic retard stubbornness and willingness to live in squalor give him an advantage in such situations, but it is offset by his bad temper; if he can be provoked to actual violence against a landlord or neighbor, no matter how feeble, he can be kicked out with 24 hour notice.
 
Last night a large group of protesters were kettled by Portland police and multiple arrests were made. Protesters were removed from the area one by one, identified, and their pictures were taken. Phil of course, made it about himself even though he wasn't anywhere near there.
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This is why you don't rent to retards.

Only Phil would be stupid enough to complain about his “cyber stalkers” and then give any stalker an easy way to get him evicted.

Phil, we all know you’re reading this so I’m going to give you a heads up here: your landlord won’t like you drawing on the wall or punching holes in the wall. And you know some ween is going to send that post to your landlord. That’s a violation of your lease. Landlords might overlook it if you’ve been a good, reliable tenant for a while, but you’ve been there less than a month and you could very easily be evicted.
 
Ah, yeah that's a door. I couldn't tell since even the cheap doors we got for a project (previously a converted shed) had a bit more internal structure than that. I still believe Phil tripped on it and then made up that he busted it to pretend he's more hardcore than he really is.

Still a stupid move given that a landlord can add that to why he can be kicked out, tard with protections in a state that likes squatting or no.

yep, Phil's door looks like one of those ultra cheap home depot interior only hollow cores, the kind landlords use for shit apartments.

They are SUPER flimsy..I'll admit it, one time I decided to see if I could spray canned foam insulation into one....I wish I had pics because I can't stop laughing even typing about what happened
 
Only Phil would be stupid enough to complain about his “cyber stalkers” and then give any stalker an easy way to get him evicted.

Phil, we all know you’re reading this so I’m going to give you a heads up here: your landlord won’t like you drawing on the wall or punching holes in the wall. And you know some ween is going to send that post to your landlord. That’s a violation of your lease. Landlords might overlook it if you’ve been a good, reliable tenant for a while, but you’ve been there less than a month and you could very easily be evicted.
Reminds me of the time rat kinger Eden Belmont dared Kiwi Farms to do something while he was posting photos of himself having gay sex in a Walmart bathroom, during his Walmart work hours, while still wearing his Walmart uniform. Yeah that didn't last long, and neither did his job.
 
Even if he can't be kicked out, there's all sorts of ways that motivated landlords can make tenants' lives very unpleasant, such as repeatedly shutting off the water (Phil can ask Slingblade about that one) until they leave.
That's actually illegal and if you have a smart tenant they can indefinitely stop eviction, get restraining orders against you, you can withhold rent without being evicted indefinitely, and a host of other things, especially in a super tenant-friendly area.

Of course Phil is a retard and he'd more likely potato out and do something that would instead give them an opportunity to evict him immediately.
 
That's actually illegal and if you have a smart tenant they can indefinitely stop eviction, get restraining orders against you, you can withhold rent without being evicted indefinitely, and a host of other things, especially in a super tenant-friendly area.

Of course Phil is a retard and he'd more likely potato out and do something that would instead give them an opportunity to evict him immediately.

Phil gets housing assistance, doesn’t he? I used housing assistance for a few years and I can tell you one thing: withholding rent can’t happen, either. Rent checks go directly from the assistance people to the landlord.

Phil probably has a case worker who could be a big hassle for a bad landlord, but if he tries playing that card, his case worker would also wind up finding out about his vandalism and violation of his lease.

Even if he doesn’t get evicted now, his landlord could refuse to renew his lease. Which means, after his lease ends (a year, likely, maybe two), he won’t be able to live there anymore. And depending on what kind of reference he gats from his previous landlord, finding new housing might be VERY difficult.

I think we might get Phil’s second homeless saga or he’s going to get put into some kind of group housing so he’ll have a tard wrangler always on hand to make sure he does what he’s supposed to do.
 
Phil gets housing assistance, doesn’t he? I used housing assistance for a few years and I can tell you one thing: withholding rent can’t happen, either. Rent checks go directly from the assistance people to the landlord.
I don't know if he does or if he's using his own tard bucks. He'd actually be in a better position if he had a case worker for housing assistance AND hadn't deliberately vandalized the property. They'd probably lose interest in going to bat for him if they knew about that.
 
I don't know if he does or if he's using his own tard bucks. He'd actually be in a better position if he had a case worker for housing assistance AND hadn't deliberately vandalized the property. They'd probably lose interest in going to bat for him if they knew about that.
Back in the beginning of the new move saga Phil claimed his tard wrangler was antifa.
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Back in the beginning of the new move saga Phil claimed his tard wrangler was antifa.
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> Kiwi Farms and their predecessor iterations have had a long-standing anti-communist @AnOminous against me.

Nobody cares that Phil thinks he's a communist; the hilarity comes from his obvious retardation and desperate attempts for attention.
 
> Kiwi Farms and their predecessor iterations have had a long-standing anti-communist @AnOminous against me.

Nobody cares that Phil thinks he's a communist; the hilarity comes from his obvious retardation and desperate attempts for attention.
This moron doesn't even know what Communism is. If he'd got a boner for the Germany character in that Hetalia shit he'd be a Nazi now, and not know what that is, either.
 
Back in the beginning of the new move saga Phil claimed his tard wrangler was antifa.
Imagine how retarded you have to be to claim "12 years of cyberstalking and surveillance" and then post pictures of yourself committing crimes and vandalizing your own apartment in a literal tard rage.
 
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