"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This moron doesn't even know what Communism is.

To be fair most people don't know what communism is. Mr. Potatohead is just larping and using it because capitalism is teh evuls and he has a pressing need to just go against the grain.

Except, like everything else he does, he just goes for the most superficial qualities and ignores everything else.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Back in the beginning of the new move saga Phil claimed his tard wrangler was antifa.
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Yeah, I get the feeling less that antifa is his tard wrangler and more that he has a legitimate case manager who told him "Yeah, yeah, I'm antifa. Whatever. Can we talk about your hygiene now?" The tards he hangs out with are going to be burger flippers or they're on disability or they're 30 year old losers who still live in mom's basement; being a case manager actually requires a college degree and his friends aren't going to have that.

Maybe we should do some research and figure out what housing program he's in, who his case manager is and what apartment he lives in now. I'm sure that could result in some interesting conversations.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair most people don't know what communism is.

Most people also don't claim to be Communists.

 

[Miss Misery]

Most people also don't claim to be Communists.

I'd like to say that most people don't claim to be something they don't understand but... yeaaaaahhhh...

 

[The Dude]

What is it with "woke" - like Phil - thinking Nazis are still alive and well, decades after WWII ended? I guess "Nazi" is yet another buzzword that means "people who think wrongthink" (AKA "alt-right", "bigots", "white supremacists", etc).

"Everyone I don't like is a Nazi!"

Definitely looks like he tripped over his feet. Especially if he had trouble tying his bootlaces. I'm pretty certain the only reason why he's always wearing his boots is because he has no one to tie them back up for him.

Remember? Phil typically keeps his boots on 24/7 because he doesn't have a retard wrangler or friend with him at all times to tie his laces for him. That is why he's got nasty green shit growing on the soles of his feet.

In the past, when Phil got upset, he "dissociated". Guess he forgot about that by now.

How much less interesting would his life be, if not for us constantly reminding him of his funny made-up mental illnesses?

There's a lot of shit Phil claimed were "who he was, forever" that he's fucking forgotten. It's hard to keep lots and lots of lies and made-up bullshit straight and remember all the posturing claims when you're a mush-brained short bus jockey like Phil.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This moron doesn't even know what Communism is.

Seems communism to Phil is free stuff, "communist music" (like Hanson), identity politics, and the hammer and sickle logo. And of course, riding bikes for some reason because of the Hetalia anime.

I think communism is to Phil like a brand name such as "VANS". Maybe he sees "Nazi" or "fascism" like a rival brand. And Phil definitely seems to have that same autistic "brand loyalty" that CWC has.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Except now Antifa has abandoned him. Whoever may be working on his case is probably also completely aware of how much of a tard he is.

Phil doesn’t seem to realise that being against fascism isn’t exactly uncommon. Actually, most people are opposed to fascism. There was a big war about it and everything.

> Kiwi Farms and their predecessor iterations have had a long-standing anti-communist @AnOminous against me.

Nobody cares that Phil thinks he's a communist; the hilarity comes from his obvious retardation and desperate attempts for attention.

Yeah, no one cares about this week’s deeply-held belief. Whatever he attaches himself to, he’ll fuck it up and we’ll laugh. If he became a Nazi, we’d laugh.

There's a lot of shit Phil claimed were "who he was, forever" that he's fucking forgotten. It's hard to keep lots and lots of lies and made-up bullshit straight and remember all the posturing claims when you're a mush-brained short bus jockey like Phil.

It must be so weird being Phil. Coming to this thread and seeing people alluding to events that you just don’t remember. I bet he looks at his tattoos and doesn’t remember why he got them.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Stupid question perhaps, does anyone know him/her? Does anyone know if he is happy, satisfied with his lot. Does his "oppression" by Kiwi's give him purpose, a sense of being? "I am important enough that these people will spend time on me?"

I'm just curious about him/her. Has his changed (Self declared) gender status brought any sense of peace to him? Does any of this bring pleasure?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Stupid question perhaps, does anyone know him/her? Does anyone know if he is happy, satisfied with his lot. Does his "oppression" by Kiwi's give him purpose, a sense of being? "I am important enough that these people will spend time on me?"

I'm just curious about him/her. Has his changed (Self declared) gender status brought any sense of peace to him? Does any of this bring pleasure?

I don’t know him, but it’s pretty obvious that behind all the bluster, he’s very miserable. You don’t keep switching identities, making excuses and trying to impress strangers if you’re happy with your lot.

I notice he’s made a few allusions to his age in the last year or so. I think it’s really bothering him that he’s still doing the same tard shit at 35 that he was at 18, while other people his age are settled with careers and families. He’s now at the point where his failure and stupidity can’t be excused by his age. He’s just a fat retard waddling towards middle age at high speed. When he shows up to events, people no doubt inwardly cringe and stand in front of their kids.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Except now Antifa has abandoned him. Whoever may be working on his case is probably also completely aware of how much of a tard he is.

I don’t know him, but it’s pretty obvious that behind all the bluster, he’s very miserable. You don’t keep switching identities, making excuses and trying to impress strangers if you’re happy with your lot.

I notice he’s made a few allusions to his age in the last year or so. I think it’s really bothering him that he’s still doing the same tard shit at 35 that he was at 18, while other people his age are settled with careers and families. He’s now at the point where his failure and stupidity can’t be excused by his age. He’s just a fat retard waddling towards middle age at high speed. When he shows up to events, people no doubt inwardly cringe and stand in front of their kids.

I've also noticed he's removed his e-begging links and hasn't grifted on any recent posts. I'm thinking he took his cut of rape daddy's life insurance money. Probably not much, but enough to stretch out over a few months.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I've also noticed he's removed his e-begging links and hasn't grifted on any recent posts. I'm thinking he took his cut of rape daddy's life insurance money. Probably not much, but enough to stretch out over a few months.

that'll be back when he once again needs "financial solidarity" to move again because his "location has been compromised" by kiwi/fash/nazi/employed/low-BMI enemies

(ie when a plumber has to unclog the drain from whatever crap Phil dumped down it and notices he's trashed the apt and calls the landlord)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It’s funny, this conveys exactly the opposite of the message he wants. A soldier who destroys his own stuff because he can’t control his temper is about the worst person to have on your side. Can you imagine him in an actual war? “Umm, Sergeant? (Smacks lips) I need a new gun. I broke da uvver one because I couldn’t get da bit wiv da bullets back in. Meow. Also I frew it across da barracks and accidentally killed a man, but I fink he was turning fash. Meow.”

Phil's only use to the Red Army would be as a single-use mine detector.

 

[Miss Misery]

Phil's only use to the Red Army would be as a single-use mine detector.

He's not even worth that anymore. Rats are trained to be mine detectors now.

 

[Alex Krycek]

He could still theoretically be the guy on a horse who shouts propoganda before someone like Simo Hayha offs him.

(Yes @Marshal Mannerheim that was a shout-out to you.)

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Phil's only use to the Red Army would be as a single-use mine detector.

Nah he'd be in a gulag deep in Siberia for being too insubordinate and it'd be a waste of ammunition to kill him.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

He's not even worth that anymore. Rats are trained to be mine detectors now.

he might be mine proof anyway...
step click...snap

Phil : I broke the trigger again
Commander Chung : but..but...that's an anti-tank mine!!!
Phil : I'm a super(size) soldier. can I have more government (it's all government) cheese now?

 

[AnOminous]

He's not even worth that anymore. Rats are trained to be mine detectors now.

A rat is more valuable than Phil, though.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He could still theoretically be the guy on a horse who shouts propoganda before someone like Simo Hayha offs him.

That's implying he can actually remember what ideology he's meant to be.

 

[Monolith]

That's implying he can actually remember what ideology he's meant to be.

Ancap Phil when?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ancap Phil when?

Ancaps have self-reliance as one of their core principles.

This is not true of Phil.