Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Acceptable]

god fucking dammit, how hard would it have been to set up his camera before filming 60% of that video is just him messing with the camera angles.

also, no one is asking for stroke arm videos. idk why he thinks we want to see this

 

[Samanthamatic]

god fucking dammit, how hard would it have been to set up his camera before filming 60% of that video is just him messing with the camera angles.

also, no one is asking for stroke arm videos. idk why he thinks we want to see this

No one wanted to see him break the Geneva convention either (Aunt Myrnas Party Cheese Salad), but he still did. There is just no stopping him...

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Yeah, people keep dunking on how she made a terrible life choice by shacking up with a Scalfani, but we don't know anything about her background or family life to compare it to. If it's shitty or lower working class, then there are far worse things than tying yourself to a white middle class family even if it's family members are trashy and stupid.

I vaguely recall her mom seeming pretty middle-class so at best it would be a lateral move. If her parents are paying for college then really she has plenty of excuses to avoid them that don't involve marrying a aspiring rapper.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

8 FUCKING ENORMOUS COOKIES!!!

Who the fuck is Jack trying to fool by saying he isnt eating any??

We all know The Land whales (Jack Sr and Tammy Sr) went to town on those after the video ended.

Brought to you by Profile by Sanford.

But sugar is poison, haven't you heard? Jack will not be tempted by the devil! Just kidding, those cookies probably didn't even last through the night.

 

[captkrisma]

View attachment 2000071 that painting behind Jack Jr. is kinda gay.

The painting is called Forgiven by Thomas Blackshear II, and prints typically run for $605 framed.

 

[AnOminous]

I think 269 lbs (122 kgs) makes sense because Jack is not very tall, and he also has rather skinny legs and arms, so most of his weight is on his middle section.

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He has the same thing Chris-Chan has going on, in that his body is like a potato with stubby little pipe cleaner limbs sticking out of it.

Definitely looks like sumo material, except there's probably next-to-no muscle mass under all of that flab.

Sumo wrestlers have absolutely ripped arms and legs and constantly load on carbs and protein and fat.

This is a sumo wrestler.

Note the absolute lack of resemblance to Jack.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

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So he's still living with Jack?

 

[Neko GF]

I've seen this comparison made before, but I think it's dead on.

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Jack, MovieBob, Matt Jarbo, Andrew Dobson, and presumably many minor cows mentioned in the community watch look like Al. Is art imitating life or is life imitating art?

 

[Inside_Ventura]

Jack dancing over a 7/11, but ends with a anti-mask comment.

 

[DontEatThat]

Jack gets so excited for the most unhealthy stupid things. He was like a kid on Halloween when they got those cookies, and we all know he ate them all that night. He says sugar is the enemy and caffeine causes strokes in public, but we also know he consumes as much as he can behind doors. Also imagine what the onlookers were thinking when they see this fat bastard hobbling around in front of a 7-11.

 

[Bassomatic]

Ok, step away from what we are and what we know, if that video was in a void. It's good (the cookie one) for Jack, over all some rando YTer posting it, really nice. Sharing cookies with DIL and Son.

Perhaps someone installed an emotion chip but it's kinda nice a dopey dude even laughing about how much tam tam jr likes nutella but doesn't have to take that cookie..

Again, I'm posting in regards to a void, it seems like a silly cute fam video.

Outside the void, this is the best Jack can offer. A meh tier vid where people eat someone elses cookies.

 

[Super Hans]

The painting is called Forgiven by Thomas Blackshear II, and prints typically run for $605 framed.

Robert Sean Leonard should sue the shit out of him for stealing his likeness, and allowing it to be associated with Jack.

 

[Buck Mullet]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1371637740303958023?s=20

 

[StraightShooter2]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1371637740303958023?s=20

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That looks like something found in Jeffery Dahmer's fridge.

And what the f-k are those huge black spots that almost look like mold?

 

[AnOminous]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1371637740303958023?s=20

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I wonder exactly how Jack will manage to fuck up sous vide which is so easy a retarded monkey could do it. I bet he already fucked it up with however he smoked it though.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Definitely looks like sumo material, except there's probably next-to-no muscle mass under all of that flab.

But with sumo underneath all that fat is pure muscle. Those guys are fit like you wouldn't believe. With Mushbrain, underneath all that fat is just more fat. He would never make it as a sumotori. These guys train all day long, eat two very large meals and it's the students that do the cooking, cleaning and every other menial job there. After five minutes of training, Jack would just quit.

So he's still living with Jack?

Of course he isn't. Didn't you hear? He lives in an apartment with his wife. It's not like Jr is going to lie about something like that. /sneed

 

[StraightShooter2]

I wonder exactly how Jack will manage to fuck up sous vide which is so easy a retarded monkey could do it. I bet he already fucked it up with however he smoked it though.

Not to mention, only 3 likes for that post on his Twitter account. His Twitter must be even deader than his Youtube channel.

 

[Super Hans]

That looks like something found in Jeffery Dahmer's fridge.

And what the f-k are those huge black spots that almost look like mold?

I'll give Jack the benefit of the doubt this time, and assume it's extremely poor seasoning distribution due to his laziness and not rancid meat. The bottom right spot looks like it's a pile of pepper, not a portion of the cut.

 

[Acceptable]

I wonder exactly how Jack will manage to fuck up sous vide which is so easy a retarded monkey could do it. I bet he already fucked it up with however he smoked it though.

dis you watch the salmon sous vide? he cooked It at an extremely low temp for not enough time and it was raw as shit. im guessing history will repeat itself

 

[captkrisma]

Not to mention, only 3 likes for that post on his Twitter account. His Twitter must be even deader than his Youtube channel.

That's pretty much the norm. He even has someone mass like his shit (WayneCAlderman) who has a weird fetish for WWE women's wrestlers, specifically Asuka.