Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The-Mad-Asshatter said:
They would have to cut her up, freeze dry the remains, and hope the fat that remains doesn't go rancid.

Otherwise it might have going to be a green burial in Kentucky. (Because let's face it, if she opts for burial over cremation, much as she hates Kentucky, she is highly likely to be buried there because the costs of transportation of a super-morbidly obese body to wherever the Reid family plot might be is going to be crazy, unless she has some really dedicated relatives who won't mind the cost.)
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During every era of the Amberverse in the last year or so, people have been saying 'this is the era where she has truly given up'. However now it is apparent that this is actually true. She doesn't move an inch between shots of her eating 'jinny cregg' so it's clear that she sits and gorges herself on 'diet food' for a couple hours and uploads it to get more money for takeout. She knows that her audience knows she's immobile at this point but doesn't care. Her life is now a fast moving spiral to a heart attack in her early thirties.
 
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loafloaf said:
During every era of the Amberverse in the last year or so, people have been saying 'this is the era where she has truly given up'. However now it is apparent that this is actually true. She doesn't move an inch between shots of her eating 'jinny cregg' so it's clear that she sits and gorges herself on 'diet food' for a couple hours and uploads it to get more money for takeout. She knows that her audience knows she's immobile at this point but doesn't care. Her life is now a fast moving spiral to a heart attack in her early thirties.
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Completely agree. When she is gleefully going over her new diet she can't help but smirk, she knows it's bullshit and can't keep it together long enough to not smirk about it. And somehow her youtube audience eats it up, even though she admitted to ordering take out starting day 1 of the last jenny craig fail attempt already. Is there any doubt she isn't doing the same this time around?

She'd get a lot less hate if she just admitted to wanting to eat herself to death and became a full on mukbang channel like Hungry Fatchick with no remorse.
 
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Pee Cola said:
I'd love to know what Isaac Butterfield's KF username is.

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His comment section is so hopeful for her to get help and how broken she is. Little naive souls that think she would get help. He has a great on screen presence but he barely dipped his toe in the shit storm. I would love though for him to cover Chantal just to see her rage react about it.

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Volthoom said:
I think she'll probably end up closer to 600lb
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At her current gaining rate she'll hit 600 pounds in 3-5 months. She'd be bedbound at that weight is my guess considering she barely moves now 50 pounds lighter. I don't think there will be any change to her content though, just compressed phases 1-4 pre-recorded and doled out as much as she can stretch. Hey if those youtube bucks keep pouring in why not.
 
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ALR hit 600+ pounds in 2019, and nobody can convince me otherwise. She hit that landmark while living with other, non-related and non-Thumb-kin people, around whom she actually felt the smallest amount of shame when shovelling obscene amounts of food in her face. She lived in a rural area without immediate access to fast food, had a large yard, and actually managed to go outside once or twice (can't forget the trek to the walking tree!).

Now? She has nobody observing her gorge except Becky, who's already seen far worse eldritch horrors. No yard, no walkin' tree. Even if she wanted to go for a stroll in her new urban core, she's too fucking fat (and likely embarrassed) to do so. She has every restaurant in a 20-mile radius at her beck and call with the tap of a button.

Barring another illness, there's no reason why she won't cross the 600 elbee barrier again reeeeeeeeeal soon. Her fucking insides rotted out, and she's STILL managed to gain more than 50 pounds in less than a year. Her shins appear to be close to TWO FEET WIDE, FFS. I desperately want another Torrid try-on haul with full-body shots to survey the horror, but I don't think she can actually stand and move well enough to film one.

She's fucked.
 
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8008135 said:
Barring another illness, there's no reason why she won't cross the 600 elbee barrier again reeeeeeeeeal soon. Her fucking insides rotted out, and she's STILL managed to gain more than 50 pounds in less than a year. Her shins appear to be close to TWO FEET WIDE, FFS.
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Hell, you can't tell me she's not 600 elbees now. Cancer was only a small pothole on the road that is her weight gain journey. Her body is disgustingly resilient. Amber will never take that L, she will always fall back on the excuse of "It's my body and I know what works best for mee" -cue smug cuntface- OR "it's all the haydurs' fault!" She's a lolcow because she cherry picks / outright ignores the words of actual medical professionals, yet listens to shady MLM coaches on Jenny Craig.

You think something as scary and life-changing as cancer would get her to change her tune. Nope. Still tone-deaf and dumb as a bag of hammers.
 
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Owlflaps said:
Hell, you can't tell me she's not 600 elbees now. Cancer was only a small pothole on the road that is her weight gain journey. Her body is disgustingly resilient. Amber will never take that L, she will always fall back on the excuse of "It's my body and I know what works best for mee" -cue smug cuntface- OR "it's all the haydurs' fault!" She's a lolcow because she cherry picks / outright ignores the words of actual medical professionals, yet listens to shady MLM coaches on Jenny Craig.

You think something as scary and life-changing as cancer would get her to change her tune. Nope. Still tone-deaf and dumb as a bag of hammers.
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Yeah, remember that time within haydur nation when we all thought that her cancer diagnosis would actually shock her into actually dieting and exercising? Nope. It's becoming more and more apparent she's over 600 elbees now and doesn't care. This girl literally had a two year long period and it didn't motivate her to diet for more than a month. Amberlynn is fucked and we're watching her die on camera.
 
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