Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I thought the hate for that movie was way overblown when it happened.
I don't think it's a good movie, but there are some fun parts to it. I still like the pod racing scene (it's far more FUN than literally anything in the Disney trilogy, at the very least). But yeah ... I don't think that the movie is good on a technical level. I never had flat-out hatred for it (or the other two prequels), though. I went into the movie theaters in 1999 with reasonable expectations: I remember telling my Dad, "No Luke, no Leia, no Han, and no Darth Vader. There's no way this is going to be as good as the other movies." And ... Yeah, I was right. Lots of people's expectations with Episode I were sky high, so it's really no wonder the backlash was as strong as it was.

The only things in Episode I that really rub me the wrong way are Jar Jar (because, duh ... Though Robot Chicken has justified his existence for me LOL), and the midi-chlorians.

The Prequels are an absolute godsend compared to what Disney has shat out, though. Here are the positive things I can say about the prequels:

1. George made the movies that he wanted, independently. They are far less creatively bankrupt than Disney Star Wars by a mile.

2. The Prequels had some great ideas; the problems were in its execution. The Disney trilogy, however, is completely rotten from the bottom-up. There's literally nothing salvageable about them.

Not saying that the Disney Trilogy somehow makes the Prequels good movies ... However, I can definitely find more nice things to say about the Prequels than I can about the Disney Sequels.
 
I'd put it over Attack of the Clones, though that's not really a stellar compliment.
Like Season 1 of Star Trek, it's an interesting idea, but the execution leaves much to be desired. The Prequels were effectively a Greek Tragedy like Oedipus Rex where a young boy full of promise tried to prevent prophecies from coming true, but due to his arrogance and desires, he caused the prophecies to come true. He wanted to become a Jedi Knight so that he and his mother could be free, gained power and status, but by the time he became an adult, he couldn't be there for his mother. By episode III, saving Padme was just as much about rectifying that failure as it was about the act itself. This character arc is why I compare Darth Vader to the Tower card, because he embodies ambition and drive, but not wisdom or patience and his life is in shambles for those reasons.

Unfortunately, the B plots of the Prequels don't do much thematically for this A plot. They do a lot to build the setting, but because Palpy is in the shadows, the focus always goes to the Jedi characters and then it becomes a wonder how space politics ties into the A plot and why the A plot is as important as it is. TPM front loads its B plot and that's why detractors complain about it the most.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, TPM could have been better if it was Mister Palpatine goes to Coruscant. Pretty much all of Amidala's lines in the Senate would have been better done by Palpatine and if that B plot was told from his perspective rather than Qui-Gonn/Amidala's, the political intrigue aspect of that movie would have worked.
 
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Let's be real, they'll probably make her a lesbian - making it even more impressive that she's been in a stable relationship.
Didn't Filoni kind of make his orange waifu lesbian in Clone Wars season 7? Wouldn't be surprising if he decides to do the same thing with his Asian waifu, if nothing else than to appeal to the Twitter crowd.
Making Soontir Fel canon means fuck all if he's never going to have his romance with Wynessa Starflare (and by proxy, spark a sense of animosity with her cousin, Wedge Antilles), retain his ties to the Empire of the Hand, or ever produces a son in the form of Jagged Fel, who's arguably even more important for the long-term romance he fosters with one Jaina Solo, who for obvious reasons can never be part of the new continuity under any circumstances. This is what the slack-jawed canon monkeys over at the short bus that is the Story Group don't understand about canonizing characters: it's not the character themselves that people appreciate and love, it was the stories, relationships and vital narrative events surrounding that character. Without those things, the soul and integrity of what made the character great, the reason why readers are attached to the character AT ALL, are no longer present...and they're only the same character in name only, a hollow shell of their EU self that readers grew to love and cherish.

This is also why canonizing the likes of Dash Rendar is utterly pointless. If Shadows of the Empire or Shadow Games never happened, then fans aren't going to give a shit. It's the stories that make them worth a shit, not the sheer virtue of existing.
Same deal with my man Maarek Stele. Not only does the "Canon" page have him flying the wrong craft (a TIE Advanced x1 instead of a TIE/ad "Avenger" or a TIE Defender), but what does it matter if he's back in canon if he never became a secret agent of the Emperor, never fought in the Empire's intervention in the Sepan Civil War, never discovered the treachery of Admiral Harkov and later the even greater treachery of Grand Admiral Zaarin, never flew to the rescue of the Emperor during Zaarin's coup attempt, and never later joined Grand Admiral Thrawn in a campaign against Zaarin's rogue fleet, pursuing them to the far reaches of the Galaxy (again now for obvious reasons)?
And surprisingly it is. This show seems to have red flags all over. But the most telling thing is the fact, that based on current summaries of the show, the clone main characters have chosen to become mercenaries instead of keeping them imperial characters and giving audiences a show that shows life on the Imperial side, but much like with Squadrons and EAfront II, Disney loathes the idea of letting the audiences connect with imperial characters unless they're victimized or defect. And Filoni's brain chip ensures that imperial clones with free will are never seen again in Disney shit.
The aversion of the higher ups from ever portraying the Imperials in a sympathetic or even neutral light unfortunately dates back to when George was still running things, who really didn't want fans siding with "the bad guys." It's why LucasArts never produced a sequel to TIE Fighter or any other game that was done strictly from the Empire's perspective. And with Disney's acquisition of the franchise and the "Great Nazi Panic of Current Year," the attitude in the company is probably even worse now. The closest I think we got was the TIE Fighter miniseries comic from Marvel, and yet even that was really short and was mainly used as a tie-in for Alphabet Squadron. Otherwise, all other depictions of Imperials either portrays them as idiots or as mustache-twirling cartoon villains.

And it's a shame because it opens up some great story and character opportunities. Let's put aside for a moment that the Empire of the Original Trilogy had a whole host of real world influences besides simply the Third Reich and say that, yes, they're one to one equivalents to the Nazis. Well, what was the one big event and it's aftermath that caused so many ordinary Germans to rally behind and support the Nazis? World War I. And in-universe, what would be the one big event and it's aftermath that would cause so many normal people to side with a totalitarian government like Palpatine's New Order? The Clone Wars. It would explain why the Empire was able to find so many eager recruits that they no longer had to rely on clones, and why so many people would still side with it in the aftermath of the destruction of Alderaan and the dissolution of the Senate: that these were people who's own homeworlds had been devastated by the Clone Wars, or that they had witnessed that devastation on other worlds and were outraged, and that they genuinely believed that the harsh and authoritarian stance of the Empire was the only thing that could prevent something like the Clone Wars from ever happening again.
Although, its possible the mercenary shit might be a fake out since someone I know told me that the Disney Marvel comics feature stormtroopers who might be these Bad Batch assholes, but I highly doubt it since aside from Dr. Aphra appearing in a crappy mobile game and novels, the elements from the shitty new Marvel comics have remained largely ignored by the rest of Disney Wars for the most part afaik outside of shitty reference books.
Nope, those aren't the Bad Batch, but Task Force 99. Basically a Stormtrooper equivalent of a black ops squad.
This pretty much sums up the whole issue with Ahsoka perfectly, but many just prefer to outright deny or justify how weird it is that the sidekick from that one cartoon from 2008 is now the linchpin and heart of the franchise. That's like if Luke, Han and Leia had been killed off in Crucible only to have Ken Palpatine show up through a time portal to reveal that he has become the alpha-omega jedi and will watch over the universe from now on.

Filoni trying to turn Ahsoka into the SW Gandalf just makes this even more shamelessly noticeable.
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(Yes Dave, because everyone was worried about Ahsoka and not about the state of the galaxy, the ruined New Republic, the death of the Jedi and the Sith, and the fact that the Skywalkers and Solos got jilted and have been left without fucking heirs)

Or like how they cement Ahsoka and the Filoni OC crew as the true founders of the Rebellion with Leia essentially being just a glorified cameo who just got caught all the time, with Ahsoka even replacing Bel Iblis and others as the jedi who helped the Organas get the Rebellion started.
I never bought into the argument that Ahsoka was a Mary Sue that was being bandied about while the Clone Wars series was being aired, but in the years since Filoni seems bound and determined to prove otherwise. Everyone likes their OC's - even writers of the old EU comics and novels did. But those writers on the whole had the sense to never let their characters outshine the characters from the films, and so always kept things on the level.

Rebels at least had the sense to keep Mon Mothma as the front and center leadership and face of the Rebellion, with her big moment (though brief in the show) being her public denunciation of the Emperor and his regime following a re-canonized version of the Ghorman Massacre, and a subsequent call to arms that brought several rebel cells together.

But yes, it was a massive missed opportunity that Bail Organa and Princess Leia didn't take bigger roles in the show, nor that Garm Bel Iblis or other characters from the old EU weren't reintroduced. But I could make a whole post on the missed opportunities of Rebels.
It was pretty much Filoni trying to push the whole "Legends" narrative which he even forced into the dialogue of the show by having Ahsoka say "there is truth in Legends", but they're ultimately not true as far as Disney and him are concerned, so they showcase a bunch of stuff from the old canon then have said stuff destroyed, erased or humiliated to explain why they never appear again or why you shouldn't care about them in order to do a "they did exist (sort of) but everything you know about them is wrong", like Droids, Thrawn, the B-Wing, KOTOR, Malachor V, or replacing Darth Traya with Filoni's donut steal "Darth Tanis", even though all that does is basically make them be completely unrelated to the originals, only sharing names and/or appearances for the sake of clickbait. I could go on, but @Mississippi Motorboater already said it perfectly while I was writing this.
I mean, Filoni is ostensibly a "fan" himself and therefore should understand why these things are appealing or important to the established fanbase. For example, making the spirit in the Sith Holocron on Malachor be an established character like Traya would've been an awesome Easter egg that fans would've gone wild over (I actually suspected that was the case when the episode aired), so I don't know why he went out of his way to insist she was someone else who'd we'd never heard of before. Maybe orders from higher up in the story group?

Or maybe it's an ego/power thing: Filoni is big man in charge now, and sees himself as the great storyteller that can mold the canon universe to his liking. He did used to say that he viewed himself as George's "padawan."
That's pretty much what Disney fails to grasp. These corporate suits think names and IPs make the characters and not the stories themselves. Without the events that build and mold them they are nothing. And for some reason they are incapable of wrapping that notion around their heads. Like how they think Galaxy's Edge would be the ideal SW park just because it has the SW logo on it and a pseudo-copy of the Falcon.

Dengar's fate under Disney perfectly embodies the overall state of the franchise while under KK's run tbh, much like with the OT gang and Thrawn. They butcher the character beyond recognition and make him a miserable and broken shell of what he used to be whose life went in the completely opposite direction of his original counterpart. Under Disney he just becomes a soulless and broken monstrosity addicted to cybernetics, murder and greed, all his traits flanderized to the extreme. In contrast to his original counterpart who managed to rediscover his humanity, find new purpose and even settle down through actual growth and development.
When the rebranding of the old EU into "Legends" occurred back in 2014, I assumed at the time that this simply meant that Lucasfilm was going to do what Marvel Studios did for the MCU: use the books, comics, and games as a giant back catalog from which to draw characters and storylines that could be adapted to live action and animation.

What we've gotten instead is a whole bunch of boring new characters and storylines that are either bastardized versions of what came before, or as you said the familiar characters just used as a quick throwaway references, or butchered because the writers either want to stick it to the "manbabies" or use it to build up their own lame creations by tearing familiar ones down.
if I hadn't just dived into Star Wars comics (BTW, thanks for the exhaustive rundown earlier in the thread @Mississippi Motorboater!) I'd be a little baffled myself...but Jesus H. Christ, let me just say this - Wolf-Fucker pretty much raped and pillaged well over 90% of the 2000s Star Wars comics characters, put them into his own Clone Wars and then retconned their characters and actions with: "Well akhtchually...this is how I would re-imagine them in accordance to my holy waifu, Ashoka Tano, that is totes not a ripoff Shaak-Ti whom I relegate to just doing nothing at Kamino during the course of my show."

seriously, I haven't read through all of them yet, but the amount of shit that I can draw a direct line to Filoni's Clone Wars show, that he shamelessly pilfered from the comics with only a few lameass renames like Korriban becoming Moriband, is both brazen as shit as well as the best indication of him being just as creatively bankrupt as the Disney Writer group. the only difference is that he's a more capable hack fraud than them and has managed to cover it up and establish his own cult following better than them and thus his public perception is more favorable lmao. so him having trouble expanding the plot (in the same way Rebels had problems no doubt) now surprises me not one iota.

after all, what kind of creative drive and direction can you even provide to your teams, or would have learned to have, when your seminal work that made your bones has only taught you how to steal from others that came before you? it's like the kid that keeps cheating successfully on every school test, then the finals come in and he can't do it anymore. nothing else will happen other than him crashing hard. in a similar vein, Filoni and his group did well enough providing shit to younger fans to consoom, so long as he could steal others' character and story ideas without consequence, but the second that he ran out of material and tried to come up with something new (like Rebels or this upcoming shit) the quality nosedives much more apparently because of this.
In Filoni's defense, much of the name, event, and mythology changes that were made in The Clone Wars show were done at the insistence of George, who was the executive producer. The show was his baby and his "vision" at the end of the day, which is what brought in bizarre elements like the cartoonish Grievious of Episode III (rather than the ruthless monster of Gennedy Wars), or the insistence that the Trade Federation, Banking Clan, and other conglomerate entities that we had seen found the CIS and whose equipment and troops were fighting under the Seperatist banner were officially "neutral" entities that still had representation in the Senate.
The rest of TCW can only really be enjoyed as an elseworlds-esque distraction, and even that sense of entertainment value has its limits. The show is rife with childish scenarios, one-dimensional characterization, and the moral complexity of an episode of Captain Planet. It's a Fisher Price version of the Clone Wars...which, of course, makes sense since children was its target demographic to begin with. It's obviously going to be dumbed down to placate the Cartoon Network audience, and not even reach the quality of the films. But that makes it easier to dismiss most of it in favor of a superior alternative in the form of the Clone Wars multimedia project, because that wasn't neutered to placate children. Just a glance at the novels like Shatterpoint or comic arcs like The Battle of Jabiim are proof that the writers had an older audience in mind, and weren't afraid to depict the grit of war...something that TCW was clearly unwilling to do, as to be expected for its content parameters. TCW is very much for children, and is tailored to the limited storytelling sensibilities and binary moral comprehension of a young audience.
It did have it's moments, though - and when it did shine, it shined brightly. I think that's the appeal for many fans, plus the fact that it is "officially" George's vision of what occurred between Episodes II and III.

There's also the fact that the show, especially in the first few seasons, had a light-heartedness and sense of adventure as well as characterization and dialogue that were reminiscent of the original trilogy. That was appealing to people who had felt let down by the dry, stiff, and overall pretty lifeless characterizations of the prequel trilogy. Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, and a whole host of others actually came across as people instead of the moody blocks of wood that we had seen in Episodes II and III.
Pretty much. I mean, don't get me wrong, I definitely want to see some more Underworld-Oriented stuff, but... I mean... is good writing for that too much to ask for? (Probably, when it comes to Disney)

Fennec definitely seems/seemed like a character with good potential, but it's sad to see these characters just... sort of... lost. It's like they had a good concept, but then they kept trying to add more things to the character until what they "Specialize in" just became a muddled mess of millions of different skills and lore. (Before the character has even been properly introduced for more than 4 episodes or so of content)
The same thing happened with Sabine in Rebels. It started out where she was simply an outcast Mandalorian girl who had an artistic streak. But then we learned that she had been at the Imperial academy...and then that she had also been a bounty hunter...and then that her mother was the head of a major clan...and then that her father was a famous artist that had also been an outspoken critic of the Empire and became a significant political prisoner...and then that she had spent her time at the Imperial Academy developing superweapons that directly attacked Mandalorian Beskar armor. I mean, it became ridiculous.

Like I said, I could do a whole post on the missteps and missed opportunities of Rebels.
How long until the Disney shills start pushing the "ackchyually Star Wars as we know it was never George's, ANH was saved in the editing room by his ex wife" shitty narrative?
Well, for once, they would be correct. The original script and lore of Star Wars as we know it went through more revisions and edits than you can count on both hands until it was absolutely nothing like the first draft, and this was done with the help of both Marcia Lucas and friends of George like Francis Ford Coppola, and there was a lot of editing and dialogue rework that made the first film into the classic we know and love today.

But ultimately, George was the big ideas man that started it all, and it was his outline of "The Tragedy of Darth Vader" that lead to The Empire Strikes Back being the loved film that it is, and made the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker such a central point of the saga.
 
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Didn't Filoni kind of make his orange waifu lesbian in Clone Wars season 7? Wouldn't be surprising if he decides to do the same thing with his Asian waifu, if nothing else than to appeal to the Twitter crowd.
He made her tag around with two boring cunts to push some narrative about "the Jedi abandoning the common people", or whatever. But I don't recall any hints about romance between them. Most people would actually cite Ahsoka's interactions with Bariss Offee as justifiable grounds for lesbianism, since they had something resembling a long-term friendship prior to the latter becoming an anti-Jedi terrorist. Plenty of people in the fandom were shipping them hard, when they weren't shipping her with Anakin, of course.

I don't know if Filoni will eventually pair Ahsoka with another girl, but at the very least I know that she'll outlive her, since Ahsoka seems to outlive everyone these days.
The aversion of the higher ups from ever portraying the Imperials in a sympathetic or even neutral light unfortunately dates back to when George was still running things, who really didn't want fans siding with "the bad guys." It's why LucasArts never produced a sequel to TIE Fighter or any other game that was done strictly from the Empire's perspective. And with Disney's acquisition of the franchise and the "Great Nazi Panic of Current Year," the attitude in the company is probably even worse now. The closest I think we got was the TIE Fighter miniseries comic from Marvel, and yet even that was really short and was mainly used as a tie-in for Alphabet Squadron. Otherwise, all other depictions of Imperials either portrays them as idiots or as mustache-twirling cartoon villains.
I would agree with Disney's aversion to distancing themselves from seating the narrative focus on the Imperial side, and keep it sympathetic (at least not without having said characters "completely renounce" their Imperial loyalties a la Rebels, Dicefront II and Alphabet Squadron). However, I wouldn't say that the old EU was all that averse to it after the TIE Fighter game. I mean, we got the campaign in Battlefront II, where the perspective is squarely from clones turned stormtroopers, and the story favoring their perspective never changes throughout that campaign. You even have the protagonist voicing his rage over the amount of comrades he'd lost with the destruction of the Death Star over Yavin.

And beyond the games, you had Imperial perspective novels like Allegiance and Choices of One, the Imperial Agent comics, even a TPB for the Star Wars Empire comics literally called The Imperial Perspective.

It certainly wasn't as rare back then as it has become now, under Disney's faux-woke stewardship.

I never bought into the argument that Ahsoka was a Mary Sue that was being bandied about while the Clone Wars series was being aired, but in the years since Filoni seems bound and determined to prove otherwise. Everyone likes their OC's - even writers of the old EU comics in novels did. But those writers on the whole had the sense to never let their characters outshine the characters from the films, and so always kept things on the level.
I think the bigger accusation towards Ahsoka was more that she had ridiculous Plot Armor, rather than being a straight up Sue. She's reprimanded and lectured by her superiors plenty, and messes up enough to where she doesn't qualify Mary Sue status...but there were plenty of instances in the earlier seasons that pushed the limits of believability for a Padawan as young and allegedly inexperienced as she's supposed to be. Her being able to fend off Grievous and still making it out alive during the Padawan Lost Arc is often cited as a particularly egregious example. One could argue that it's just one of many instances of the heroes steamrolling over the villains in this show, to keep the stakes soft and retain the Saturday Morning "beat the bad guys" formula of the show...through which characters like Grievous suffered a lot, at the hands of plenty of other characters...but it was certainly a scene that launched a lot of eyebrows back in the day.

Of course, people didn't know how good they had it. Come Season 7, and you had Ahsoka launch into full Mary Sue status by being framed as morally superior to the other Jedi, the savior of the common people, and able to practically river dance all over Darth Maul.

In Filoni's defense, much of the name, event, and mythology changes that were made in The Clone Wars show were done at the insistence of George, who was the executive producer. The show was his baby and his "vision" at the end of the day, which is what brought in bizarre elements like the cartoonish Grievious of Episode III (rather than the ruthless monster of Gennedy Wars), or the insistence that the Trade Federation, Banking Clan, and other conglomerate entities that we had seen found the CIS and whose equipment and troops were fighting under the Seperatist banner were officially "neutral" entities that still had representation in the Senate.
This is very true, and shouldn't be lost in the laundry list of accusations leveled against Filoni. He's an autistic wolfaboo that is responsible for many narrative maladies, but plenty of EU recons came from George himself--from the Nightsisters, to changing the Mandalorian Vibroblade to the Darksaber, to the drastic alterations to Mandalore itself, fucking "Moraband"--all of those things were George.

And really, I don't really hold any of them against George, since to him, the SW universe is a canvas to experiment and throw out whatever comes to him creatively. He's an experimental filmmaker at heart, and while he tries not consciously upset fans, he doesn't like to be creatively hindered. And I don't think the attachment of fans like us to EU material was something he'd ever take into account. I bet if you sat down and asked him about, he'd probably just say that the fans "can enjoy the EU material whenever they want", while kids can enjoy TCW.

A lot of his creative decisions with TCW, when they weren't motivated by OCD impulses (like Korriban sounding too much like Coruscant, according to him), were to make the series approachable and fun for kids. That's who the series is mainly for, and I don't hold it against Lucas for pushing with that goal, because he more or less had the same approach with the PT...which as a kid, was instrumental to my passion for Star Wars.

I don't agree with a lot of the decisions he made regarding TCW, and I probably never will. But hey, my Republic Propaganda theory is still there to shield my favorite stories from TCW's influence, so that's good enough for me. Plus, George was planning to kill Ahoska off at some point, so clearly he and I were of the same mind in certain areas.


It did have it's moments, though - and when it did shine, it shined brightly. I think that's the appeal for many fans, plus the fact that it is "officially" George's vision of what occurred between Episodes II and III.
It indeed had great moments, which is why I liked the show in the first place, and why I like bits of it still. There's clearly a level of passion behind the project, and sometimes the lumps are ironed out to produce something exceptionally fun and intriguing, like the Mortis Arc or the Umbara Arc, or Darth Maul's Return (which I've always liked, even moreso with the remedying addition of the Son of Dathomir comic).

Unfortunately, what I like about TCW makes up about 10% of the series overall. It's over a hundred episodes, and most of it can generously be considered average. Not horrible, just average...accompanied by some episodes that, even at the time, were just plain awful. That wildly inconsistent sense of quality is, for the most part, completely absent from the Clone Wars Multimedia project, which was fantastic almost completely throughout. I think TCW's inconsistency can be best embodied in the way fans are forced to sell the show to newcomers: "Yeah, the movie and the first few seasons are pretty bad, but once you get to Season___, it gets really good!" They admit themselves that the show takes literal hours to become good, and even then, they recommend the remainder of the show on the caveat of skipping episodes . By contrast, you know when Genndy Wars and the multimedia project become good? Immediately.

None of the bad early seasons of TCW hold a candle to the atrocity that is Season 7. One of the worst collection of episodes I've ever seen associated with the Star Wars brand.

There's also the fact that the show, especially in the first few seasons, had a light-heartedness and sense of adventure as well as characterization and dialogue that were reminiscent of the original trilogy. That was appealing to people who had felt let down by the dry, stiff, and overall pretty lifeless characterizations of the prequel trilogy. Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, and a whole host of others actually came across as people instead of the moody blocks of wood that we had seen in Episodes II and III.
Not sure I agree. Some of the banter between Anakin and Ahsoka in the early seasons is complete and utter cringe, and sounds like out-of-touch boomers attempting to "get down with the kids." And the dialogue between the Jedi characters, the Seperatists, and the Senate Politicians is the same gravitas-ridden fluff of the PT, even by the admission of the writers. There's even issues of Star Wars Insiders where the scriptwriters talk about how they worked hard to emulate the style of dialogue found in the Prequels, in order to line up consistently with them.

This attempt to emulate their dialogue would disappear with Rebels, since the characters aren't in the same era and consist of more everyday people, hence why 90% of that show's dialogue is banter and quipping.

Well, for once, they would be correct. The original script and lore of Star Wars as we know it went through more revisions and edits than you can count on both hands until it was absolutely nothing like the first draft, and this was done with the help of both Marcia Lucas and friends of George like Francis Ford Coppola, and there was a lot of editing and dialogue rework that made the first film into the classic we know and love today.
Unfortunately, this isn't entirely true. If you go back and read BTS works like J.W. Rinzler's extensive coverage of the OT, and books like The Secret History of Star Wars, you'll find that ANH was not "saved in the edit" by any means. Marcia Lucas only worked briefly on the film's final edit before she had to race over to another production, giving her editing skills to New York, New York by hers and George's close friend, Martin Scorsese. She left during the first week of editing, December of 1976, to be exact. So she wasn't even there during its critical run of editing, which was largely handled by the new editing team operating under Lucas' own supervision.

Francis Ford Coppola, to my knowledge and based on everything that I've read, was not involved in any aspect of the final edit. If you could point me to where you found that nugget of info, I'd be deathly curious, because this is the first time I've heard about it. From everything I've read, he distanced himself from ANH in many respects, and even admonished many of Lucas' production decisions, the most outspoken of his criticisms being "the casting of no-name actors." And we all know how that ended up destroying the film.

ANH was indeed the product of many contributing factors, from actors contributing to their characters through improv, demanding dialogue rewrites and multiple takes, early script revisions from third party contributors like Brian DePalma (who wrote the opening crawl, as well), and of course, the concrete visualization of the world far beyond Lucas' own intentions via the legendary Ralph McQuarrie.
But I think people have been so desperate to discredit the length of Lucas’ involvement in recent years that they’ve gone overboard and distorted the extent to which he helped craft the final product. And a lot of this comes from the same detractors partaking in the same game of online telephone, parroting the same misconceptions and inaccuracies that plague the production story of the OT despite all the documentation backing the truth having existed for years, and being easily accessible. But that’s not as convenient as hearing balding purists sperg misinformation on YouTube, I guess. For clarification, the idea that Lucas was the sole genius behind Star Wars is a myth. However, so too is the idea that most of its success can be attributed to other people, and he was just the “ideas guy.” The truth falls somewhere in between. George was talented in many areas of filmmaking, but also had people to bounce his bad ideas or creative impulses against. That’s true of every film made by his contemporaries and friends in the industry, because film is a collaborative effort by nature.

Very rarely is a film the sole creative offspring of some messianic auteur, the way people imagine it to be with their evangelizing “savior” figures like Kevin Feige or Dave Filoni. Look no further than the Expanded Universe itself: some of its best milestones like X-Wing, KOTOR and New Jedi Order especially came about when you had a wealth of creative minds bouncing off each other and ironing ideas. Take even the greatest author, leave them alone to their own creative autism, and what do you get? You get garbage like Timothy Zahn’s Chronicle of the Savior Race of Blue Space Elves in the current canon.

The best Star Wars stories came about through collaboration. Lucas does not possess some special kind of creative ineptitude just because he fails just as hard when left to his own devices.
 
They keep throwing around the word "coon" without understanding its origins or what its meaning is. It's just another word for nigger.
Fuckers finally managed to kill Coon cheese earlier this year, and I hope their market share eats shit because of it.
On a more comical note, I saw a headline about Daisy Ridley cast as Batgirl and thought "wtf", but it turns out it was just clickbait of some hilariously bad photoshop.
https://epicstream.com/news/BriCons...Cast-as-Barbara-Gordon-in-Awesome-Batgirl-Art
I know you linked to it, but that "awesome" art deserves to be shared with the thread. :story:
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Didn't Filoni kind of make his orange waifu lesbian in Clone Wars season 7? Wouldn't be surprising if he decides to do the same thing with his Asian waifu, if nothing else than to appeal to the Twitter crowd.
Wait, I thought she was just friends with the Martez sisters. Wasn't she romantically involved with the Onderon Senator Lux Bonteri?

Same deal with my man Maarek Stele. Not only does the "Canon" page have him flying the wrong craft (a TIE Advanced x1 instead of a TIE/ad "Avenger" or a TIE Defender), but what does it matter if he's back in canon if he never became a secret agent of the Emperor, never fought in the Empire's intervention in the Sepan Civil War, never discovered the treachery of Admiral Harkov and later the even greater treachery of Grand Admiral Zaarin, never flew to the rescue of the Emperor during Zaarin's coup attempt, and never later joined Grand Admiral Thrawn in a campaign against Zaarin's rogue fleet, pursuing them to the far reaches of the Galaxy (again now for obvious reasons)?
They're basically just ripping characters from Legends to shore up their failing continuity.

The aversion of the higher ups from ever portraying the Imperials in a sympathetic or even neutral light unfortunately dates back to when George was still running things, who really didn't want fans siding with "the bad guys." It's why LucasArts never produced a sequel to TIE Fighter or any other game that was done strictly from the Empire's perspective. And with Disney's acquisition of the franchise and the "Great Nazi Panic of Current Year," the attitude in the company is probably even worse now. The closest I think we got was the TIE Fighter miniseries comic from Marvel, and yet even that was really short and was mainly used as a tie-in for Alphabet Squadron. Otherwise, all other depictions of Imperials either portrays them as idiots or as mustache-twirling cartoon villains.
I don't think so. Under Lucas, there was more than enough media from the Imperial viewpoint. Heck, the late 90s early 2000s was a glorious era for Imperial fans, and Lucas was VERY active during that time. Not only did we get lots of media that showed us the Imperial side, from comics, games, and novels, but we also saw through the Prequels that the "Republic" that the Rebel Alliance and the Jedi idolized in the OT was a worthless piece of shit that deserved to fall. Not only were they not even enforcing the peace themselves, not only do they not enforce laws against slavery and exploitation, but the government is just a fucking free-for-all with the senators bitching at each other while the Jedi babysit them.

Sure, Palpatine was manipulating the Trade Federation to attack Naboo so he can get more pity votes in the Senate, but the galaxy as a whole had many problems shown in the Prequels which can't be traced back to Palpatine at all, such as the senatorial infighting, the lack of law enforcement, private companies having large armies, and the general ineptitude on behalf of the ruling class. In fact, Palpatine's goal to create a stronger government kind of seems justifiable compared to that mess, because the government was so lazy at enforcing peace that they outsourced it all to the Jedi. And speaking of the Jedi, we also got to see a lot of questionable practices on behalf of the Jedi Order which many Sith/Imperial fans used as ammo to justify knocking them down a peg.

Lucas introduced a rather large amount of greyness with the Prequels in which, while the Jedi were still portrayed as obviously good, the government they served was a complete mess, and many people, both Separatists and future Imperials, justifiably saw fixing it as a lost cause. Which of course, showed that the Empire wasn't all bad. I mean, sure, you got a healthy dose of war crimes, slavery, and genocide, but at least someone's finally forced those Outer Rim worlds to obey the law, not to mention rich megacorporations can no longer declare war on member worlds just because they didn't feel like paying extra taxes, and all that senatorial infighting is finally cut down to zero when the Emperor FIRED THEM ALL. When you hear about the Emperor closing the Senate in the OT, you get a feeling of dread, of how this tyrannical government is wiping away the last vestiges of democracy. After seeing the Prequels and realizing how useless the Galactic Senate was, all I can say is "good riddance" every time I see that scene again when Tarkin talks about the Senate being closed.

In the end, the Empire wasn't the real villain of the series, the Sith were-but the Prequels showed that the Republic's corruption is what gave the Sith their opening to form the Empire in the first place. If the Republic wasn't such a broken fucking mess, the Sith would have had nothing to work with. Add that with a lot of media which allowed you to see things from the Imperial perspective, from games, comics, and novels, and it was a fun time being an Imperial fan in the late 1990s early 2000s. Far more fun than it is now, where most of the new media just reduced the Imperials to shallow bad guys who exist to get punked. Sure, there's some good performances there, like Moff Gus and that Imperial general who sounds like he came from the Dixie part of the galaxy, but it's nowhere near as good as the 501st Legion guy narrating things from the Imperial POV in classic BF2, or playing as the Empire in Galactic Battlegrounds and Empire at War where you get to play as Darth Vader as he eradicated Rebel Scum from one end of the galaxy to the next.

And it's a shame because it opens up some great story and character opportunities. Let's put aside for a moment that the Empire of the Original Trilogy had a whole host of real world influences besides simply the Third Reich and say that, yes, they're one to one equivalents to the Nazis.

The biggest influence aside from the Germans in the OT Empire were the British. They've all got British accents, their navy was humungous and everywhere, they had penal colonies up the ass, and they were fighting against a plucky guerilla force made of former landed elites that eventually defeated them. It was an obvious parallel to the American Revolution, especially when our good guys are about as American as Apple Pie: We have A) a farmboy who looks like he belongs in Kansas, B) a socialite princess who would be at home in New York, C) a cowboy and his hairy friend who wouldn't look out of place in Texas, and D) a suave black man in an urban environment. Throw in Pastor/Father Kenobi (whose original actor Alec Guinness, played the part of a clergyman more than once) and you've got the whole set.

As I said, a lot of media in the early 2000s, the Prequel Trilogy especially, showed us that the Republic's fall and the Empire's rise was kind of a necessary thing. It would have been preferable if they had a Jedi as Emperor instead of a Sith, but the Jedi became simps for a government that was practically a free-for-all; a government that wasn't even really a government, just a mob of rich people bitching at each other all day while the Jedi play cops and robbers with local warlords and megacorporations. Before the Prequels, my pro-Imperial side rested solely on the cool factor of how awesome their starships and uniforms looked. After the Prequels, I kinda feel more justified in my Imperial fanboyism now that I know that the Republic that the Jedi and the Alliance simp for was just a few steps shy of the Imperium of Man when it comes to being ineffective and self-sabotaging.

I never bought into the argument that Ahsoka was a Mary Sue that was being bandied about while the Clone Wars series was being aired, but in the years since Filoni seems bound and determined to prove otherwise. Everyone likes their OC's - even writers of the old EU comics and novels did. But those writers on the whole had the sense to never let their characters outshine the characters from the films, and so always kept things on the level.
TCW Ahsoka was a well-rounded character who had flaws and naturally evolved over time. Rebels Ahsoka was getting to Mary Sue levels, what with her even fighting DARTH VADER and even damaging him, but by the time of the Mandalorian, she's just a meme by that point. She's big, she's powerful, and she'll wreck you if you look at her funny. But hey, at least she gives lonely men something to look forward to every night. XD

Rebels at least had the sense to keep Mon Mothma as the front and center leadership and face of the Rebellion, with her big moment (though brief in the show) being her public denunciation of the Emperor and his regime following a re-canonized version of the Ghorman Massacre, and a subsequent call to arms that brought several rebel cells together.
So basically, the good part about Rebels was when they took something from Legends and put it on screen. Yep, sounds about right.

But yes, it was a massive missed opportunity that Bail Organa and Princess Leia didn't take bigger roles in the show, nor that Garm Bel Iblis or other characters from the old EU weren't reintroduced. But I could make a whole post on the missed opportunities of Rebels.
It was also a missed opportunity for guys like Kyle Katarn and Boba Fett. I mean, if I'm writing a show about the Rebellion, having a Stormtrooper cadet defect after finding out that the Imps decapitated his father would be front and center on my list of tales. That, and before I would bring in bigshots like Tarkin or Vader, I'd have the local Imperial cheeseheads call Boba Fett in first to deal with the Lothal Rebels. It would have been fun to see Sabine Wren and Ezra Bridger go up against Boba Fett. Then when Fett loses, that's when Tarkin and Vader start wondering that maybe, they should take this Lothal issue more seriously, when even the king of the bounty hunters can't rein them in.

I mean, Filoni is ostensibly a "fan" himself and therefore should understand why these things are appealing or important to the established fanbase. For example, making the spirit in the Sith Holocron on Malachor be an established character like Traya would've been an awesome Easter egg that fans would've gone wild over (I actually suspected that was the case when the episode aired), so I don't know why he went out of his way to insist she was someone else who'd we'd never heard of before. Maybe orders from higher up in the story group?
Wait a minute, didn't Traya find peace by the end? She was actually happy dying at Meetra Surik's arms, after she proved herself worthy of being a Jedi. Traya even gives Meetra some horoscope readings on her friends and how they will become the future of the Jedi Order.

Or maybe it's an ego/power thing: Filoni is big man in charge now, and sees himself as the great storyteller that can mold the canon universe to his liking. He did used to say that he viewed himself as George's "padawan."
If you have that many people praising you, you WILL end up growing an ego. Of course Filoni feels a bit egotistical now, the fans, even those who hate Disney, see him as the savior of Star Wars. Many of them have been calling on Disney to fire KK and put Filoni in charge of Lucasfilm.

When the rebranding of the old EU into "Legends" occurred back in 2014, I assumed at the time that this simply meant that Lucasfilm was going to do what Marvel Studios did for the MCU: use the books, comics, and games as a giant back catalog from which to draw characters and storylines that could be adapted to live action and animation.
Instead, it was more like what Marvel did with Universe 616 and the Ultimates: separate the old continuity from the new. Legends canon was like Marvel 616, this old continuity spanning several decades. Disney canon was like Marvel Ultimates, this new canon that is more streamlined and more geared towards casuals who don't have time to read 50 comics about Boba Fett or something.

What we've gotten instead is a whole bunch of boring new characters and storylines that are either bastardized versions of what came before, or as you said the familiar characters just used as a quick throwaway references, or butchered because the writers either want to stick it to the "manbabies" or use it to build up their own lame creations by tearing familiar ones down.
It's the standard result of people substituting wokeness for creativity. They don't have to try, all they need to do is piss off the "manbabies" or please the alphabet crowd.

In Filoni's defense, much of the name, event, and mythology changes that were made in The Clone Wars show were done at the insistence of George, who was the executive producer. The show was his baby and his "vision" at the end of the day, which is what brought in bizarre elements like the cartoonish Grievious of Episode III (rather than the ruthless monster of Gennedy Wars), or the insistence that the Trade Federation, Banking Clan, and other conglomerate entities that we had seen found the CIS and whose equipment and troops were fighting under the Seperatist banner were officially "neutral" entities that still had representation in the Senate.
I can still understand that, though. Obviously, such galaxy-wide corporations would have representatives and offices on Republic space who would just condemn their Confederate co-workers as radicals. That, and if Grievous was his usual Gennedy Wars self, the series would be rated M for mature and would quickly turn into a bloody shonen series where Grievous spends his days skewering Jedi and crushing clones' heads into pulp.

It did have it's moments, though - and when it did shine, it shined brightly. I think that's the appeal for many fans, plus the fact that it is "officially" George's vision of what occurred between Episodes II and III.

There's also the fact that the show, especially in the first few seasons, had a light-heartedness and sense of adventure as well as characterization and dialogue that were reminiscent of the original trilogy. That was appealing to people who had felt let down by the dry, stiff, and overall pretty lifeless characterizations of the prequel trilogy. Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, and a whole host of others actually came across as people instead of the moody blocks of wood that we had seen in Episodes II and III.
Well, it was mostly because George had three years since EPIII to take in all the people's criticisms of his characters in the Prequels, which he then implemented in TCW to make the characters more rounded.

The same thing happened with Sabine in Rebels. It started out where she was simply an outcast Mandalorian girl who had an artistic streak. But then we learned that she had been at the Imperial academy...and then that she had also been a bounty hunter...and then that her mother was the head of a major clan...and then that her father was a famous artist that had also been an outspoken critic of the Empire and became a significant political prisoner...and then that she had spent her time at the Imperial Academy developing superweapons that directly attacked Mandalorian Beskar armor. I mean, it became ridiculous.
Then they gave Sabine the Darksaber, and she won a lightsaber duel against a Mandalorian warlord, a Viceroy, CHOSEN BY PALPATINE HIMSELF to rule the Mandalorians. At this point, they should have just made her an adult. A battle-hardened veteran of the Clone Wars like Bo-Katan. At least then, all her accomplishments and relations would have been more understandable.

Not to mention an adult Sabine Wren can have a more interesting backstory. Like say, make her an instructor in the Imperial academy who quits when she realizes that her beloved students' lives are being wasted on nonsensical wars and genocides that were ordered by heartless Moffs who sacrifice their lives as if they were nothing. Or that she was told to design an arc caster to fry droids, but the Empire modified that and used it to fry a bunch of Mandalorian rebels, and that forced her to quit. Heck, you can even make her a Mandalorian clan leader at this point, if she was an adult. A clan leader whose clan was displaced by pro-Imperial Mandalorians, or worse, KILLED by pro-Imperial Mandalorians after she left her post in the Imperial academy. That would create more gravitas and sympathy for the character, as well as give her a greater sense of tragedy and show the kind of stakes this war has.

Like I said, I could do a whole post on the missteps and missed opportunities of Rebels.
Shit, the biggest misstep for that show is that it ended BEFORE the OT. It would be more fun if it had further seasons that took place DURING the OT, where we see how our heroes get affected by things like the destruction of the Death Star, the rise of Luke Skywalker, the Battle of Hoth, and even the Battle of Endor. Instead of just a small epilogue, imagine if we had an episode or two to show off post-Endor Lothal being a prosperous society under the New Republic, and our heroes get to come home, settle down, have families, and be rewarded for all those years of hard fighting against the Empire, giving fans of both Rebels and TCW a very enjoyable, cathartic ending. It would be a good closing of the book all the way from TCW, since some of these characters date all the way back to TCW, and we can see the likes of Rex and Ahsoka join Sabine, Ezra, and Hera in having new, peaceful lives.

Ahsoka could be running her own Jedi Academy on Lothal, acting as one of Luke Skywalker's lieutenants in the New Jedi Order in the same vein as Kyle Katarn. Sabine would be working with Bo-Katan in the new Mandalorian society where the Mandalorians are working as enforcers for the New Republic, and we see Sabine running a new military academy on Lothal with Rex, training a new generation of soldiers to keep the peace while she marries Ezra and has a Force-sensitive baby with him. We could see Hera taking charge in Lothal, being voted in as their new governor or even their Senator, representing the sector's interests in the New Republic Senate. The possibilities were endless. But instead, you just get a short post-Endor epilogue where the Empire didn't come back to raze Lothal after they offed a Grand Admiral, which makes no fucking sense.

Well, for once, they would be correct. The original script and lore of Star Wars as we know it went through more revisions and edits than you can count on both hands until it was absolutely nothing like the first draft, and this was done with the help of both Marcia Lucas and friends of George like Francis Ford Coppola, and there was a lot of editing and dialogue rework that made the first film into the classic we know and love today.

But ultimately, George was the big ideas man that started it all, and it was his outline of "The Tragedy of Darth Vader" that lead to The Empire Strikes Back being the loved film that it is, and made the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker such a central point of the saga.
Indeed. Lucas was, in the end, the cornerstone of Star Wars. He's like Peter from the Twelve Apostles. He screws up big time, more than once, and those screw-ups were embarrassing, but in the end, he's the bedrock in which the whole thing rests. The others might have helped improve things, but by the end, it was Lucas' brainchild from the start.

He made her tag around with two boring cunts to push some narrative about "the Jedi abandoning the common people", or whatever. But I don't recall any hints about romance between them. Most people would actually cite Ahsoka's interactions with Bariss Offee as justifiable grounds for lesbianism, since they had something resembling a long-term friendship prior to the latter becoming an anti-Jedi terrorist. Plenty of people in the fandom were shipping them hard, when they weren't shipping her with Anakin, of course.
I seem to remember people shipping Ahsoka with Rex a lot, especially since they work together so much, and they're both Anakin's patsies.

It certainly wasn't as rare back then as it has become now, under Disney's faux-woke stewardship.
That's because back then, the Empire and the Rebels were both in the realm of fantasy. People can imagine themselves being with either one and being morally correct, because it's just a fantasy. Woke Disney, on the other hand, wants to demonize a certain group of people, which means they'll always use the Empire as an allegory for evil orange man or some alt-right yahtzees, even though by the SW galaxy's standards, the Empire is nowhere near those, just a constitutional monarchy that evolved into an absolute one that had a touch of old Rome, Nazi Germany, and Great Britain.

I think the bigger accusation towards Ahsoka was more that she had ridiculous Plot Armor, rather than being a straight up Sue. She's reprimanded and lectured by her superiors plenty, and messes up enough to where she doesn't qualify Mary Sue status...but there were plenty of instances in the earlier seasons that pushed the limits of believability for a Padawan as young and allegedly inexperienced as she's supposed to be. Her being able to fend off Grievous and still making it out alive during the Padawan Lost Arc is often cited as a particularly egregious example. One could argue that it's just one of many instances of the heroes steamrolling over the villains in this show, to keep the stakes soft and retain the Saturday Morning "beat the bad guys" formula of the show...through which characters like Grievous suffered a lot, at the hands of plenty of other characters...but it was certainly a scene that launched a lot of eyebrows back in the day.
Grievous in general for TCW was nerfed, so I don't see it as ridiculous that she survived him. That, and her teacher was Anakin Skywalker, one of the best duelists in the Order, so I just chalked up her survival to having a teacher who is very combat-oriented. Grievous learned from Dooku, Ahsoka learned from Anakin, and in the end, Anakin decapitated Dooku with little effort. They also foreshadowed it by having Ahsoka fight well against Asajj Ventress alongside Luminara Unduli, with the latter realizing that facing Ventress alone was more than what she bargained for.

Of course, people didn't know how good they had it. Come Season 7, and you had Ahsoka launch into full Mary Sue status by being framed as morally superior to the other Jedi, the savior of the common people, and able to practically river dance all over Darth Maul.
That's because by that time, Lucas was gone from the building. If Lucas was still in charge, Ahsoka would have probably died at Maul's hands. Lucas wanted Ahsoka dead by the end of TCW, and he wanted Maul to be the villain of the Sequel Trilogy, in a sort of KOTOR-esque vibe where the last surviving apprentice of the previous Dark Lord became the new big cheese of evil. Like how Darth Malak, the main villain of the game, was introduced as the "last surviving apprentice of the Dark Lord Revan".

That would actually have been cool. A Sith Lord who learned at Palpatine's fleet, with his own army of Mandalorians and a shadowy cartel of interests in his hands, menacing the New Republic? Sign me up. Shit, that would be the kind of enemy that would fit well for a Jedi Academy sequel.

This is very true, and shouldn't be lost in the laundry list of accusations leveled against Filoni. He's an autistic wolfaboo that is responsible for many narrative maladies, but plenty of EU recons came from George himself--from the Nightsisters, to changing the Mandalorian Vibroblade to the Darksaber, to the drastic alterations to Mandalore itself, fucking "Moraband"--all of those things were George.
Actually, I wasn't so upset at those changes. Korriban is a world with such a heated history in-universe for Star Wars, so I don't mind it if the Jedi changed its name to Moraband to discourage anyone seeking Korriban and its dark powers. The Nightsisters lost their Rancors, but then gained zombies, and one could argue that they were just one group of Nightsisters, and another group had the Rancors and wound up dealing with Tyber Zann in the future. The Darksaber was one of the coolest things TCW did, and the alterations to Mandalore made it a more balanced society after the Mary Sue-fest that was the Republic Commando novels. That, and it was Lucas' playground in the end, so they were his toys to begin with.

And really, I don't really hold any of them against George, since to him, the SW universe is a canvas to experiment and throw out whatever comes to him creatively. He's an experimental filmmaker at heart, and while he tries not consciously upset fans, he doesn't like to be creatively hindered. And I don't think the attachment of fans like us to EU material was something he'd ever take into account. I bet if you sat down and asked him about, he'd probably just say that the fans "can enjoy the EU material whenever they want", while kids can enjoy TCW.
And I'm the kind of autistic retard who enjoys both, so I suppose I'm happy either way.

A lot of his creative decisions with TCW, when they weren't motivated by OCD impulses (like Korriban sounding too much like Coruscant, according to him), were to make the series approachable and fun for kids. That's who the series is mainly for, and I don't hold it against Lucas for pushing with that goal, because he more or less had the same approach with the PT...which as a kid, was instrumental to my passion for Star Wars.
And that explains why many kids loved TCW and loved growing up with it. A good chunk of the young adult audience for the Mandalorian now were probably teens or kids when TCW first aired, and seeing Ahsoka and Bo-Katan made their heads explode with sheer joy when they appeared onscreen.

It indeed had great moments, which is why I liked the show in the first place, and why I like bits of it still. There's clearly a level of passion behind the project, and sometimes the lumps are ironed out to produce something exceptionally fun and intriguing, like the Mortis Arc or the Umbara Arc, or Darth Maul's Return (which I've always liked, even moreso with the remedying addition of the Son of Dathomir comic).
Aside from the Maul/Mandalore arc, one of my favorites was the Kenobi undercover arc. It really shone with how Kenobi was forced to work with (and was saved by) Cad Bane, as well as his fight with Anakin where he couldn't break his cover.
None of the bad early seasons of TCW hold a candle to the atrocity that is Season 7. One of the worst collection of episodes I've ever seen associated with the Star Wars brand.
To me, Season 7 is more like the Michael Bay part of TCW: nice explosions, good action, just leave your brain out the door for 90% of the time.

But I think people have been so desperate to discredit the length of Lucas’ involvement in recent years that they’ve gone overboard and distorted the extent to which he helped craft the final product. And a lot of this comes from the same detractors partaking in the same game of online telephone, parroting the same misconceptions and inaccuracies that plague the production story of the OT despite all the documentation backing the truth having existed for years, and being easily accessible. But that’s not as convenient as hearing balding purists sperg misinformation on YouTube, I guess.
I call that the "RLM syndrome". People tend to demonize George a lot and attribute most of SW's good ideas to other people. The worst of it happened around that time when it was hip in the internet to bash the Prequels and compare them negatively with the Original Trilogy.

Very rarely is a film the sole creative offspring of some messianic auteur, the way people imagine it to be with their evangelizing “savior” figures like Kevin Feige or Dave Filoni. Look no further than the Expanded Universe itself: some of its best milestones like X-Wing, KOTOR and New Jedi Order especially came about when you had a wealth of creative minds bouncing off each other and ironing ideas. Take even the greatest author, leave them alone to their own creative autism, and what do you get? You get garbage like Timothy Zahn’s Chronicle of the Savior Race of Blue Space Elves in the current canon.
To be fair, there are times when even in the Thrawn trilogy, Zahn feels a tad bit too attached to his characters. When Thrawn mused that he doesn't kill his minions willy-nilly like Vader does, I nearly spat out my drink after reading that nonsense. Darth Vader is not an easy man to work with, but he does retain a sense of fairness even as an evil space wizard. The problem for him is that his fleet's elite officers are staffed by dudes who bought their way in through family connections and money. A hardened, old war horse like Vader wouldn't take too kindly to someone of high rank making amateur mistakes because they just bought their way to power instead of earning their stripes the hard way.

So of course, Vader is understandably upset by the fact that his fleet is led by upper-class twits, and he executes fuck-ups to maintain a sense of meritocracy. Which is why a good soldier like General Maximilian Veers isn't scared when talking to Vader; the two men are professional soldiers, they have a good working relationship, and that's because Vader can trust Veers to get the job done. So when Zahn disparages Vader while holding up Thrawn as a better military officer, I just can't help but laugh. He was already making his OC look better by disparaging a classic, while at the same time, missing the point of Vader's actions.

The best Star Wars stories came about through collaboration. Lucas does not possess some special kind of creative ineptitude just because he fails just as hard when left to his own devices.
Which is why the Sequel Trilogy was a mess-because they trust one guy to come up with everything. Even if JJ was writing the whole trilogy, it would have still been a psychological tire fire of epic proportions.
 
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Pretty much. I mean, don't get me wrong, I definitely want to see some more Underworld-Oriented stuff, but... I mean... is good writing for that too much to ask for? (Probably, when it comes to Disney)

Fennec definitely seems/seemed like a character with good potential, but it's sad to see these characters just... sort of... lost. It's like they had a good concept, but then they kept trying to add more things to the character until what they "Specialize in" just became a muddled mess of millions of different skills and lore. (Before the character has even been properly introduced for more than 4 episodes or so of content)
I have faith in Ming Na tbh. She would never play a character if the writing was weak. Idk I just love Fennec.
 
On a related note, its funny seeing SWTheory, the biggest fence sitter and Disney shill who tried to "unite" the fans ultimately fall away from Disney and do videos about old stuff and Disney criticisms with Drunk3PO and other people he used to dub as "toxic" after getting humiliated and dissed by Hidalgo, Lucasfilm, and the Disney fans for his reaction to Luke. How the mighty have fallen as they say. Just goes to show that this is what happens when you try to be a loyal consumer only to find out corporate suits don't give a shit about you.
you'd think they'd get the hint after Collider's glorious slip of the mask a year and a half earlier, that illuminated exactly why these superfans are shills:


for some more context for the uninitiated what this is about, WCB explained it decently in a longer format:

 
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Its amazing how quickly people change their opinion on crying first everyone laughs at the rise of skywalker trailer crying guy and the next SWTheory needs his honor defended.
oh he has no honor to defend, that's for sure. but I'd say there's a significant difference between random yobbos on the internet laughing at RoS trailer crying guy VS a notably involved hired Disney Star Wars writer mocking and belittling the same kind of reaction to something his own studio had just put out and which brought his company big bux. but I guess costing your employer their public image and a potential dent in their wallet via personal attacks on Twitter isn't a fireable offence anymore, unlike being an actually strong woman lol.
 
oh he has no honor to defend, that's for sure. but I'd say there's a significant difference between random yobbos on the internet laughing at RoS trailer crying guy VS a notably involved hired Disney Star Wars writer mocking and belittling the same kind of reaction to something his own studio had just put out and which brought his company big bux. but I guess costing your employer their public image and a potential dent in their wallet via personal attacks on Twitter isn't a fireable offence anymore, unlike being an actually strong woman lol.
It’s also a bit different because Eric Butts (...still can’t believe that’s his real screen name) is some rando who’s literally only known for his crying, whereas SW Theory is one of the biggest SW channels on YouTube that was previously dedicated to shilling Disney.

If we replaced SW Theory in this situation with one of the Fandom Menace channels, it would at least be in-character and expected from Lucasfilm employees. You’re not pissing off anyone who didn’t hate you already, and you’ll get brownie points for owning the hypocritical manbaby chuds. SW Theory though? Just a dumb fucking move on all fronts.
 
Jesus. Remember when The Phantom Menace was the worst thing that happened to Star Wars? I miss those days.

I thought the hate for that movie was way overblown when it happened.

I was one of the people of the opinion it was the worst thing to happen to Star Wars until... just before RotS? I had mellowed out on the opinion long before the Disney sale. The hate the movie got was overblown, but that was all Lucasfilm's fault.

What gets forgotten is just how overhyped TPM was. If the hype machine had not been going 120%, TPM would not have gotten the level of blacklash it got. Especially since Shadows of the Empire from a few years before didn't have a movie, but got a big public consciousness push, and introduced all sorts of cool stories, characters, and - in a word - toys. You got to see your OT favorites doing cool things and even if there was dumbshit like the suncrusher, it was pretty much what fans wanted from "More Starwars".
TPM was a main-line release, it was going to be as good or better, right? Lucas was skipping doing something with the OG cast because this was going to be so much cooler, yeah?
Especially since we're being promised Vader's origins. That epic moment when Obi Wan meets Annakin? You're going to see it. Annakin was already a great pilot, he's going to be a Jedi Knight, shit is going to be off the fucking hook. Clone wars? We're going to see the set up for the Clone Wars. How the fuck will that not be cool, its called the fucking "Clone Wars" for fucksake. We're going to see a whole Jedi Order instead of just Kenobi. How can you not be fucking HYPE?

Instead we get JarJar, inconsistent pacing with pointless detours, and Mannekin Skywalker*. I was understandably angry-disappointed & felt slighted. It was like you'd talked to your parents about how much you wanted to go ride some rollercoasters, and then being told for a few months you're going to have a really fun birthday somewhere in "central florida", so you get in the car, drive to orlando, but then drive past the exit for Disney Universal Studios and instead end up at the county fair, and are now pissed off an in a shitty mood, incapable of having fun.
If you'd just been told you were going to the county fair it'd have been fine, but you'd been wound up and primed to expect a major theme park. The County fair is hell on earth, the worst place possible, until you have some time to step away and separate your disappointment from what actually happened.

* which again, just to reiterate, even at my most Mad At the Movies, I did not blame a literal child for the bad on-screen portrayal and wooden acting. I blame the adults who selected that child for the part and wrote the script. What happened to Jake Lloyd after as a result was a fucking travesty.

I'd put it over Attack of the Clones, though that's not really a stellar compliment.

Agreed.

Also, posting for the 50th time that TPM needed to be a miniseries. There was an excellent post in this thread from a super nyerd breaking down the background of the Naboo blockade, and it really makes everything going on make much more sense. A movie was just too condensed of a format to tell the prologue Lucas wanted to tell.
 
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What gets forgotten is just how overhyped TPM was. If the hype machine had not been going 120%, TPM would not have gotten the level of blacklash it got. Especially since Shadows of the Empire from a few years before didn't have a movie, but got a big public consciousness push, and introduced all sorts of cool stories, characters, and - in a word - toys. You got to see your OT favorites doing cool things and even if there was dumbshit like the suncrusher, it was pretty much what fans wanted from "More Starwars".
TPM was a main-line release, it was going to be as good or better, right? Lucas was skipping doing something with the OG cast because this was going to be so much cooler, yeah?
This point about the marketing hype gets overlooked a lot today. LFL way over merchandised AND LICENSED The Phantom Menace- it wasn't just the toys, dolls, Lego sets, etc. It was on Pepsi products, a couple of fast food chains, maybe frito lay products in the US. They made a fucking music video of Duel of the Fates and got it to launch on TRL on MTV, which was unprecedented for non contemporary music. People were camping out not just for the film but for action figures outside their local Walmart or Toys R Us. The hype was so huge, but there is no way it could be as good as fans imagined for 15+ years.

And then the movie comes out, to not even get a Shadows of the Empire level story, there was a lot of cognitive dissonance going on. I don't think most fans fully appreciated how bad the prequels were until Attack of the Clones. I know a lot of people who threw in the towel upon hearing just the name of the second prequel movie. A lot of The Phantom Menace's repeat viewings I believe were fans trying to rationalize what they had seen.

For what it's worth, I would argue that Attack of the Clones is worse than Phantom Menace, but both are just pretty meh as compared to the original trilogy.
 
This point about the marketing hype gets overlooked a lot today. LFL way over merchandised AND LICENSED The Phantom Menace- it wasn't just the toys, dolls, Lego sets, etc. It was on Pepsi products, a couple of fast food chains, maybe frito lay products in the US. They made a fucking music video of Duel of the Fates and got it to launch on TRL on MTV, which was unprecedented for non contemporary music. People were camping out not just for the film but for action figures outside their local Walmart or Toys R Us. The hype was so huge, but there is no way it could be as good as fans imagined for 15+ years.

And then the movie comes out, to not even get a Shadows of the Empire level story, there was a lot of cognitive dissonance going on. I don't think most fans fully appreciated how bad the prequels were until Attack of the Clones. I know a lot of people who threw in the towel upon hearing just the name of the second prequel movie. A lot of The Phantom Menace's repeat viewings I believe were fans trying to rationalize what they had seen.

For what it's worth, I would argue that Attack of the Clones is worse than Phantom Menace, but both are just pretty meh as compared to the original trilogy.

Yup. And that was off of the Special Editions push a couple years previous which was nearly the same.
You can't appreciate it unless you were in US/EU at the time.

Attack of the Clones got me re-angry at TPM a bit. On paper, AotC is the better movie. It sticks to the plot, doesn't meander, good character progression and unraveling of the plot, sweet Jedi battle, Progression towards Poppa Palps, etc.
On the SCREEN though, jesus christ. The fucking script. R2 with with a fucking jet pack.
(And the Jedi getting partly served not by Sith or even Mandalores Super-Commandos, but by robots and normal insect people with goo guns....look we'll be here all day)

I think RotS was a decent star wars film with a few quibbles, and really I just hated how whiny Annakin was to the point it did, and still does, ruin OT Vader a bit for me.


Again, a bit of growing up and perspective, even before Disney shat the Triology, I could see the prequels for what they are: a 6-hour toy commerical a flawed attempt to tell a grand story of innocence robbed and noble intentions leading to ignoble ends, that had really needed someone who wasn't beholden to Lucas to reign him in and focus back on fundamentals.
 
Oh joy! Looks like the Alien/Predator franchises might be getting the SW treatment! Aren't you excited fellow consoomers?

Imagine if they actually made something worse than the last Predator movie, or something so awful it'll have /tv/ start making "APOLOGIZE" memes for Prometheus lmao.



Didn't Filoni kind of make his orange waifu lesbian in Clone Wars season 7? Wouldn't be surprising if he decides to do the same thing with his Asian waifu, if nothing else than to appeal to the Twitter crowd.
They replaced Ahsoka's would-be asian male love interest with two female black twins with cow turd hair but I don't think the lesbionics fully manifested afaik. However the author of the novelization of that season (which Filoni retconned a lot) revealed that she planned to make Ahsoka a lesbian and have a kissing scene.
Same deal with my man Maarek Stele. Not only does the "Canon" page have him flying the wrong craft (a TIE Advanced x1 instead of a TIE/ad "Avenger" or a TIE Defender), but what does it matter if he's back in canon if he never became a secret agent of the Emperor, never fought in the Empire's intervention in the Sepan Civil War, never discovered the treachery of Admiral Harkov and later the even greater treachery of Grand Admiral Zaarin, never flew to the rescue of the Emperor during Zaarin's coup attempt, and never later joined Grand Admiral Thrawn in a campaign against Zaarin's rogue fleet, pursuing them to the far reaches of the Galaxy (again now for obvious reasons)?

The aversion of the higher ups from ever portraying the Imperials in a sympathetic or even neutral light unfortunately dates back to when George was still running things, who really didn't want fans siding with "the bad guys." It's why LucasArts never produced a sequel to TIE Fighter or any other game that was done strictly from the Empire's perspective. And with Disney's acquisition of the franchise and the "Great Nazi Panic of Current Year," the attitude in the company is probably even worse now. The closest I think we got was the TIE Fighter miniseries comic from Marvel, and yet even that was really short and was mainly used as a tie-in for Alphabet Squadron. Otherwise, all other depictions of Imperials either portrays them as idiots or a mustache-twirling cartoon villains.
Death Troopers did show things from a few stormtroopers' point of view if you're interested and there was a fair share of comics and stories that humanized them, the most notable focusing solely on them being Allegiance by Timothy Zahn (although that one became a defector who still believed in the Empire's original goals) and the Trooper story by Garth Ennis (which not fully canon, but still sad nonetheless). Battlefront II's campaign also has you in the role of a proud clone trooper who is faithful to the Republic and later the Empire which he looks upon with pride after its conversion and shows no remorse for his choices for the glory of the Republic/Emperor.
And it's a shame because it opens up some great story and character opportunities. Let's put aside for a moment that the Empire of the Original Trilogy had a whole host of real world influences besides simply the Third Reich and say that, yes, they're one to one equivalents to the Nazis. Well, what was the one big event and it's aftermath that caused so many ordinary Germans to rally behind and support the Nazis? World War I. And in-universe, what would be the one big event and it's aftermath that would cause so many normal people to side with a totalitarian government like Palpatine's New Order? The Clone Wars. It would explain why the Empire was able to find so many eager recruits that they no longer had to rely on clones, and why so many people would still side with it in the aftermath of the destruction of Alderaan and the dissolution of the Senate: that these were people who's own homeworlds had been devastated by the Clone Wars, or that they had witnessed that devastation on other worlds and were outraged, and that they genuinely believed that the harsh and authoritarian stance of the Empire was the only thing that could prevent something like the Clone Wars from ever happening again.
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Nope, those aren't the Bad Batch, but Task Force 99. Basically a Stormtrooper equivalent of a black ops squad.
Thank goodness.
I never bought into the argument that Ahsoka was a Mary Sue that was being bandied about while the Clone Wars series was being aired, but in the years since Filoni seems bound and determined to prove otherwise. Everyone likes their OC's - even writers of the old EU comics in novels did. But those writers on the whole had the sense to never let their characters outshine the characters from the films, and so always kept things on the level.
Hell the biggest giveaway is the fact that she really is more important and talked about than the OT gang. Filoni's practically bred a new generation and loli-obsessed manchildren to worship her, and on /co/mblr they'll even tell people who try and bring up Ahsoka's overuse as being "movie-only dregs trying to control the franchise" which is just nonsensical.

Rebels at least had the sense to keep Mon Mothma as the front an center leadership and face of the Rebellion, with her big moment (though brief in the show) being her public denunciation of the Emperor and his regime following a re-canonized version of the Ghorman Massacre, and a subsequent call to arms that brought several rebel cells together.

But yes, it was a massive missed opportunity that Bail Organa and Princess Leia didn't take bigger roles in the show, nor that Garm Bel Iblis or other characters from the old EU weren't reintroduced. But I could make a whole post on the missed opportunities of Rebels.

I mean, Filoni is ostensibly a "fan" himself and therefore should understand why these things are appealing or important to the established fanbase. For example, making the spirit in the Sith Holocron on Malachor be an established character like Traya would've been an awesome Easter egg that fans would've gone wild over (I actually suspected that was the case when the episode aired), so I don't know why he went out of his way to insist she was someone else who'd we'd never heard of before. Maybe orders from higher up in the story group?
Its all baffling really. Just look at how the idiots at nu-Lucasfilm handle Revan's "recanonization".
Or maybe it's an ego/power thing: Filoni is big man in charge now, and sees himself as the great storyteller that can mold the canon universe to his liking. He did used to say that he viewed himself as George's "padawan."

When the rebranding of the old EU into "Legends" occurred back in 2014, I assumed at the time that this simply meant that Lucasfilm was going to do what Marvel Studios did for the MCU: use the books, comics, and games as a giant back catalog from which to draw characters and storylines that could be adapted to live action and animation.

What we've gotten instead is a whole bunch of boring new characters and storylines that are either bastardized versions of what came before, or as you said the familiar characters just used as a quick throwaway references, or butchered because the writers either want to stick it to the "manbabies" or use it to build up their own lame creations by tearing familiar ones down.

In Filoni's defense, much of the name, event, and mythology changes that were made in The Clone Wars show were done at the insistence of George, who was the executive producer. The show was his baby and his "vision" at the end of the day, which is what brought in bizarre elements like the cartoonish Grievious of Episode III (rather than the ruthless monster of Gennedy Wars), or the insistence that the Trade Federation, Banking Clan, and other conglomerate entities that we had seen found the CIS and whose equipment and troops were fighting under the Seperatist banner were officially "neutral" entities that still had representation in the Senate.

It did have it's moments, though - and when it did shine, it shined brightly. I think that's the appeal for many fans, plus the fact that it is "officially" George's vision of what occurred between Episodes II and III.

The same thing happened with Sabine in Rebels. It started out where she was simply an outcast Mandalorian girl who had an artistic streak. But then we learned that she had been at the Imperial academy...and then that she had also been a bounty hunter...and then that her mother was the head of a major clan...and then that her father was a famous artist that had also been an outspoken critic of the Empire and became a significant political prisoner...and then that she had spent her time at the Imperial Academy developing superweapons that directly attacked Mandalorian Beskar armor. I mean, it became ridiculous.
Maybe it was an ego thing, its hard to say, but even with Filoni Wars' retcons, the EU stuff produced around it would retcon its retcons or try to include it without retconning too much, like that one TCW comic about Nuru Kungurama that tried to incorporate as much EU content as possible in the absence of it in TCW and the RPG guides at the time also ignored other TCW retcons like those concerning Ryloth and the Talz to name a few.
Like I said, I could do a whole post on the missteps and missed opportunities of Rebels.

Well, for once, they would be correct. The original script and lore of Star Wars as we know it went through more revisions and edits than you can count on both hands until it was absolutely nothing like the first draft, and this was done with the help of both Marcia Lucas and friends of George like Francis Ford Coppola, and there was a lot of editing and dialogue rework that made the first film into the classic we know and love today.

But ultimately, George was the big ideas man that started it all, and it was his outline of "The Tragedy of Darth Vader" that lead to The Empire Strikes Back being the loved film that it is, and made the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker such a central point of the saga.
Something that's seemingly been forgotten in favor of making Vader's story be "the story of Ahsoka's master" instead and Filoni even shamelessly retconning her into ROTS in the least subtle way possible while also retconning the events of Labyrinth of Evil despite its direct reference in ROTS at the start (Hell even Genndy Wars was flexible enough to allow room for it).
 
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Hell the biggest giveaway is the fact that she really is more important and talked about than the OT gang. Filoni's practically bred a new generation and loli-obsessed manchildren to worship her, and on /co/mblr they'll even tell people who try and bring up Ahsoka's overuse as being "movie-only dregs trying to control the franchise" which is just nonsensical.
Trying to get a good discussion on /co/ is a waste of time anyway, so nothing lost there.
 
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