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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
This is the needed supplies the GFM money is going to. $400 for garbage lamps and expensive guns.
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And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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You know nothing about ranching. 36 acres isn't a lot of land and it's scrub land only good for grazing unless you want to invest an absolute fuckton into soil fertilization.

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To further explain, a square mile is 640 Acres. 36 Acres is about .05 Square Miles. It's about a thousand feet by a thousand feet. It's not a small area, but if you're going to be doing farming and actually make a profit you're going to need decent farmland. This area of Colorado is pretty much scrubland - not very good soil. As such all it's good for is for ranching. You can raise pigs on that land no problem, or sheep or goats. Cows need more space but you could keep one or two, if you're willing on investing in buying feed. Almost all those animals are going to need feed, and water. I think they have a stock dam on property so the water isn't too much of an issue, but still, that's not a lot of space.
i would also like to point out the alpacas are kept really close to the house in a area on the back of the property (close to the neighbors also as you can see one of the houses in every photo it seems), not gonna eye ball it and guess how many acres but it doesnt seem big. then again 36 isnt great for the amount of animals they have let alone the animals they have. while theres still a good bit of land in the front. they have likely destroyed that area when it comes to grazing. considering they don't even have feeders for their food. i don't see any relocation to the front of property being likely.
what's funny is if they did pigs or goats they could make a easy profit off of them by selling to 4H kids or to butchers (or just give what dies to the fucking wolf people) but i guess that isn't very liberal of them.
 
They do realize that they are in huge trouble if they ever get charged with a violent crime from the social media statements alone?
Why would they want to make it easy for the authorities to get them convicted if they shoot trespassers, because of their violent statements beforehand?
This is so damn stupid, it boggles my mind.
 
Thanks Null for featuring this thread, wouldn't have discovered this Tranny Waco waiting to happen otherwise lol.

For a buncha trannies living on internet welfare and alpaca wool in the desert, they spend a fuckton on high-end guns. Not sure what that rifle is but it looks like some kind of .338 or .50 with that muzzle break. That pistol is definitely a Ruger-57 tho, which is like 800 bucks.

I don't see why they'd need anything more than like .308 hunting rifle and a 9mm pistol for their purposes. With the money they'd save they could buy a generator that actually works or something more useful for their gay commune. But I guess I'm not under siege by MAGA road warriors every day so what do I know?
They spent $800 on a pistol from a company with QA issues to fire a very expensive PDW round. These people don’t know weapons, they could of gotten Glock 17 or 34s for less and it would of been a more practical pistol.
They're all about ACAB. They're going to be non-cooperative at best and confrontative at worst.

It's a Ruger Precision in .300 WinMag. And they don't use any "common sense ordinary people" cartridges because they just need to be sooper speshul.
Not to mention the need for a 5.7mm pistol. That’s a terrible defensive round since the full power version was designed to penetrate body armor and it’s to expensive to shoot to practice. Hollow points are the standard carry munition and they aren’t using them.
 
And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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The fuck do they need a drone for? They can see every corner of their property from a central location, there are zero sightblockers anywhere, and that's probably a big part of why they are more paranoid than they should be: they can see past their own property and on to that of others where normal movements of others are interpreted as "fash recon" and "right wing militia deathsquads".

A pvs-14 would be more than sufficient for their needs. Hell they might be able to put together an infrared spotlight solution for less, though they'd probably be cobbling together old military hardware and need actual know-how to do so.

Edit: And it occurs to me that if they start sending that drone over other people's property (which won't be hard given how small their own currently is) they might find they've purchased the world's most expensive clay pigeon.
 
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Not to mention the need for a 5.7mm pistol. That’s a terrible defensive round since the full power version was designed to penetrate body armor and it’s to expensive to shoot to practice. Hollow points are the standard carry munition and they aren’t using them.
To be fair the current standard seems to be a ballistic tip-type bullet for the civilian market, but that's still fucking retarded. The terminal ballistics out of a 4.5" barrel are completely shit. $800 could have gotten them a perfectly sensible ranch gun, a Mini-14 and a box of ammo .223 as an extra.
 
Lmao they're not even off grid they're in a rural community. They have neighbors!

Also what good would a recon drone do unless you're flying it 24/7? Much better off with a networked camera system running off solar set to send motion detection notifications. Would only cost a few grand to set up and much more useful than a bunch of guns.
 
Not to mention the need for a 5.7mm pistol. That’s a terrible defensive round since the full power version was designed to penetrate body armor and it’s to expensive to shoot to practice. Hollow points are the standard carry munition and they aren’t using them.
They prolly think that the militias they're going to face off against are all as paranoid as they are and are rocking more body armor than the Juggernaut in Call of Duty. It's the only reason I can think of why they'd be packing heat with such high velocity. Isn't the 5.7mm's armor penetration reputation kind of a meme though? I could have sword I heard that only those greentip ones are the "cop-killers" that could penetrate body armor.
 
To be fair the current standard seems to be a ballistic tip-type bullet for the civilian market, but that's still fucking retarded. The terminal ballistics out of a 4.5" barrel are completely shit. $800 could have gotten them a perfectly sensible ranch gun, a Mini-14 and a box of ammo .223 as an extra.
That’s true, it’s just a lousy choice for a self defense round in Colorado. Expensive and impractical.

$800 could of gotten them many different pistols for carrying but these dumbasses don’t have any weapons or financial sense.

Reminds me of all the Socialist Rifle Club posts in facebook where members would posts pictures of their firearms with the communist manifesto and etc. Never saw anything I would want to go to war with. Just Kel-Tecs, generic cheaply made AKs, .22 LR pistols, California compliant AR-15s, and once saw complete PSA AR with the logos covered up since PSA is a very right wing company. Leftists are cheap in all the wrong ways.

Edit because I don’t want to double post: off the top of my head, standard civilian 5.7mm is going to behave like a normal 9mm FMJ but with more velocity. The caveat is, carry pistols shouldn’t use FMJ because of penetration liability (especially if you miss). Hollow points are what anyone carrying a pistol in public should use. Because hollow points are banned by the Geneva convention, militaries don’t use them but cops do.
 
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i would also like to point out the alpacas are kept really close to the house in a area on the back of the property (close to the neighbors also as you can see one of the houses in every photo it seems), not gonna eye ball it and guess how many acres but it doesnt seem big. then again 36 isnt great for the amount of animals they have let alone the animals they have. while theres still a good bit of land in the front. they have likely destroyed that area when it comes to grazing. considering they don't even have feeders for their food. i don't see any relocation to the front of property being likely.
what's funny is if they did pigs or goats they could make a easy profit off of them by selling to 4H kids or to butchers (or just give what dies to the fucking wolf people) but i guess that isn't very liberal of them.

They had bacon on the breakfast picture, its not like they're a bunch of vegans. Food animals would definitely have been a better choice.

They spent $800 on a pistol from a company with QA issues to fire a very expensive PDW round. These people don’t know weapons, they could of gotten Glock 17 or 34s for less and it would of been a more practical pistol.

Not to mention the need for a 5.7mm pistol. That’s a terrible defensive round since the full power version was designed to penetrate body armor and it’s to expensive to shoot to practice. Hollow points are the standard carry munition and they aren’t using them.

I like Ruger.

To be fair the current standard seems to be a ballistic tip-type bullet for the civilian market, but that's still fucking retarded. The terminal ballistics out of a 4.5" barrel are completely shit. $800 could have gotten them a perfectly sensible ranch gun, a Mini-14 and a box of ammo .223 as an extra.

Please give me the location where you found a MIni-14 for under $800.

Its almost hard enough funding a box full of .223 for under $800 with all the panic buying lol
 
So speaking from the UK where we're swiftly advancing into longer days and shorter nights I am guessing the same is true for the Tranch right? Which also means there's going to be far less likelyhood of any police presence/delivery vehicle/lost unfortunate turning up in the dark.
So given what seems to be the current grift it's going to get increasingly more difficult for the Tranch to claim they have no footage when it gets to the point where it's light 16ish hours of the day.
 
And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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Nice so not only do the neighbors have to deal with their shit during the day they will now have to listen to this shit all night. And when it drifts over the wire and justifiably gets clay pidgined they will open fire on the dude.
The pace that this crazy is ramping up is amazing. I guess this is what happenes when you hand 100K to very unstable people.
 
We can only pray that the ATF and incompetent Feds go full Tranch Davidian on these psychos. It'll be a pity about the animals but hopefully most of them will survive the assault. There aren't any kids there for the Fedbois to get easy kills, but with luck they can still get a TPK considering the 41-percenters post-raid.

Cross your fingers!

First place my mind went. I'm a terrible, terrible person. Imagine their tragic deaths inspiring a generation of troon militias.
 
Please give me the location where you found a MIni-14 for under $800.

Its almost hard enough funding a box full of .223 for under $800 with all the panic buying lol
Clarification: back in 2019, when they purchased those guns, before all this shitshow started, they should have been able to find a Mini-14 for that price.
So speaking from the UK where we're swiftly advancing into longer days and shorter nights I am guessing the same is true for the Tranch right? Which also means there's going to be far less likelyhood of any police presence/delivery vehicle/lost unfortunate turning up in the dark.
So given what seems to be the current grift it's going to get increasingly more difficult for the Tranch to claim they have no footage when it gets to the point where it's light 16ish hours of the day.
Their reality distortion field is strong enough for now, I think. Besides any call for more tangible evidence is going to be labelled as troonsphobia.
 
Their reality distortion field is strong enough for now, I think. Besides any call for more tangible evidence is going to be labelled as troonsphobia.
Agreed but after I saw some of the earlier stuff about it I was picturing a lot of nighttime footage where Tranchers would be feigning"militia" voices out in the darkness for the camera. That requires multiple of this lot up during the night to be recorded for this when they also have to be working during the day. Not so bad in winter but when you're being turfed up at 1am to pretend to be evil MAGA man then woken 4 hours later to shovel alpaca shit it starts to get worse.
Edit: to phrase it simpler. This con should have started 2-3 months ago.
 
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Lmao they're not even off grid they're in a rural community. They have neighbors!

Also what good would a recon drone do unless you're flying it 24/7? Much better off with a networked camera system running off solar set to send motion detection notifications. Would only cost a few grand to set up and much more useful than a bunch of guns.
A geriatric toothless tranny sent them 800$ worth of wifi cameras.
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For information Jarod/Jossie recently bought two rifle with the gofundme money.
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Bonus (old) picture of kevin triple monitor rig draining the generators
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