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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Would you buy food animals from them? In order to cut down on the cost of processing meat you usually have to learn to do it in house as butchers get expensive quick. Their hygiene is questionable for themselves, expecting them to properly handle and manage meat / it's processing is far beyond the scope of their abilities.
Also don't forget that the amount of meat they get from the number of animals that they would have wouldn't be enough for a sustainable food source

Edit: Fucking hell "frosted" alpacas? The only frosted thing is glass and fucking cornflakes, not livestock

Edit 2: Looks like Null might need a lawyer in the state for that fedpost
 
Edit 2: Looks like Null might need a lawyer in the state for that fedpost
We should be mirroring their fedposts not making our own.
Please don't get KF v& before we see what happens out their on the transranch.
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST... POST AN IMAGE OF A DROP-IN AUTO SEAR, THAT'S ILLEGAAAAAL
Kill yourselves you fucking retards, showing people how to make a DAS is perfectly legal. Distributing an STL file for a DAS is perfectly legal. It only becomes illegal when you put it in an AR.
 
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST... POST AN IMAGE OF A DROP-IN AUTO SEAR, THAT'S ILLEGAAAAAL
Kill yourselves you fucking retards, showing people how to make a DAS is perfectly legal. Distributing an STL file for a DAS is perfectly legal. It only becomes illegal when you put it in an AR.
I still enjoy select-fire binary triggers more.
 
Those poor animals. They look absolutely miserable.

I learned from looking up alpacas a little bit that they typically only shit in just one area (they're basically naturally "litter box" trained), so the fact that these ones are shitting right where they're standing is probably a bad sign. It looks like maybe they're too cold and afraid to go to their usual spot and leave the relative warmth and safety of their huddle. That's really bad.

Kind of hope these guys lose it and shoot each other so the animals can be given to a rescue and found a home that can take care of them properly. They don't deserve this.
 
While Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza allegedly used to be a motorbike repairman and had tweeted in the past about scavenging parts from one dead generator to fix another, there's no evidence of him ever doing that.

That's gonna be the day Hell freezes over.
Or the 41st Alpaca Paratroopers arrive via a Chilean AC-130 to bust out their brethren, held hostage in Troonblinka.
If they're using the same model of generator, and abusing them all the same way, they're probably burning out the same part each time. Even if this loser tried to fix them, there might not be any useful spare parts to be had from their generator graveyard.

This is another one of my many issues with neoliberal identity politics shitting up leftist spaces. Troons work hard to make leftist spaces focus on them instead of the working class. Idpol-obsessed morons suck up time and money and organizing resources, and you can't build class unity while un-personing people for accidentally misgendering you, or otherwise committing wrongthink.
All according to keikaku. Why do you think that the billionaires support this absolute dogshit of a cause?
 
(power leveling) but I guess living in the Cuomo Clique really deludes me on the sort of weapons i can access and how easy they are to buy

(also how the fuck do shelving brackets work to make bumpstocks better?)
TBH there do need to be slightly stricter restrictions on the purchasing on the process at a fed level (like the 10 day loophole getting filled) but for the most part long guns aren’t the primary weapons used by criminals outside of organized criminals. Handguns are more likely to be used (and that’s part of the reason the SBR and SBS part of the NFA exists, it used to be you could order a fully automatic gun, then cut it down for use as a concealed weapon - this was a favorite tactic for a lot of the 30’s bank robbers and bootleggers) but it all varies from state to state anyway. Peer to peer transactions can bypass background checks in some states while others require you to sell your gun to another person through an FFL.
 
They do realize that they are in huge trouble if they ever get charged with a violent crime from the social media statements alone?
Why would they want to make it easy for the authorities to get them convicted if they shoot trespassers, because of their violent statements beforehand?
This is so damn stupid, it boggles my mind.
You know I'd like to agree, but we're in Clown world. Wouldn't put it past the local media or anyone else to wholesale fabricate a story to railroad anyone who fights back or defends themselves from these freaks.
 
All I'm wondering is who the hell is going to take care of the animals when the ranchers all 41% themselves? Not a good business model, honestly.
My guess is most will just get culled. These things seem to be mostly worthless and expensive to feed. Nursing 200(maybe 300 soon) back to health and then trying to home them all will be very expensive.
 
The more I look at the weaponry, the more I begin to question if they legally acquired them. IDK Colorado Gun laws (or the lack of them), but does anyone know if they're pissing the ATF with them? Or if we can teach them to use bump stocks to get the ATF on them?
Colorado passed a 15 round magazine limit law after the Aurora theater shooting. I’m questioning whether or not they have compliant magazines. Not a smart idea to take a picture of that Ruger 57 with the stock magazines unless you have some sort of limiter installed. If they are using the 10 round magazines to stay complaint, then even less of a reason use that platform of pistols since the biggest advantage is the 20 round magazine.
 
They can see every corner of their property from a central location
It would be so much easier to just build some kind of guard tower put two people up there and rotate them out every few hours. Instead of a drone where any number of things can go wrong and make it a 2 grand paper weight. Add some motion activated flood lights to detect movement and scare off intruders.
 
It would be so much easier to just build some kind of guard tower put two people up there and rotate them out every few hours. Instead of a drone where any number of things can go wrong and make it a 2 grand paper weight. Add some motion activated flood lights to detect movement and scare off intruders.
This occurred to me, but I am beginning to notice a pattern in the solutions they are pursuing...and that's laziness.

The tower solution would be more effective and probably more practical assuming the phantoms of their imagination actually decide to assault the property, especially with proper armored plating with gun-slits and such, but more relevantly it would involve people sitting in an unheated guard tower for hours at a time.

Something tells me none of them particularly want to get bundled up and actually stand guard for any period longer than that required for the mall ninja selfies to own the fash and build up that e-panhandling narrative.
 
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