DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

By the way: Hi Phil. Make an account buddy.

 

[CCheelai]

DSP make a Kiwi Farms account and let's DM, I have an offer you can't refuse.

Edit: It involves lots of money

 

[SirChipDouglas]

I'm sorry for this, but you're about to be exposed to a whole new level of autism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E82ULIRMhvA

omg i totally forgot about this...I never seen the actual footage of this shit. Jesus H Christ and mary mother of lambchops batman this guy is an actual short bus specialist. There are no words for this video that convey the correct levels of idiocy to describe what my brain just witnessed. I mean good god the fact that a 37 year old man (at the time) thought a rainy day fund was for actual rainy days...I'm just speechless.

 

[Planettenon]

I'm sure it's coming, I mean he got more upset at GnG and COD last night, than he did this. As well as tomorrow being an off day and how he's always so busy...tweeting. It's coming.

Doesnt matter. The fact that he is so calm after all this, when you can see he is seething underneath (the restless legs) is as I said very sociopathic.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Doesnt matter. The fact that he is so calm after all this, when you can see he is seething underneath (the restless legs) is as I said very sociopathic.

Let the Gin flow, there is going to be a massively salt rant later on tonight.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

There has been a lot of posts recently about Phil and his weasel words, or the way he side steps questions/accusations. Listen to this fucking beaut from earlier today about how he DIDNT dox pw cuckz. Relevant timestamp is 3:46 - 4:23

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I'm sure it's coming, I mean he got more upset at GnG and COD last night, than he did this. As well as tomorrow being an off day and how he's always so busy...tweeting. It's coming.

He was so not mad about this that he went AFK for 30 minutes to DFE and spent another 30 minutes ranting about how it totally wasn't a big deal.

 

[YokuNama]

You should really crop out images before you accidentally Kurt Eichenwald yourself.

I see another person that just lets junk mail accumulate without deleting and/or marking as read, lol.

Seriously. From that screenshot alone I know He's in Texas, unemployed, who he banks with, and he knows some guy named Marlin in 2021.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

and he knows some guy named Marlin in 2021.

I mean, he wasn't really hiding the whole Marlin Tan thing

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He was so not mad about this that he went AFK for 30 minutes to DFE and spent another 30 minutes ranting about how it totally wasn't a big deal.
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He does this with every crisis on his streams, claim it doesn't matter, stonewall any attempts at discussing it, then after his day off (if his schedule doesn't line up with this, feign a reason to take a day off) address it.
His poor gin-soaked brain needs time to think up a narrative. Happens without fail

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Man, it's times like these that I wish I had that clip of Phil smugly saying that Karma's a fucking bitch. Well Phil, you're right. It is.

DSP talking about karma?!? Puh-leaze!! As if!!

Edit: Also, RIP to any user that wasnt here today, and is gonna try and play catch up on the thread. We hardly knew reeee

 

[Jasper2K]

@LyteSydeByll
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Yeah ok Phil. XD XD XD XD XD XD *Snort* *Goat laugh*

 

[ReentryPhantom]

@LyteSydeByll
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......How can he not tell that LSB was fucking with him?

 

[OJ Simpson]

Hopefully Phil can have another tweet go vaihrel so we can get Debunk Stream 2

 

[Iron Father]

He's gonna...jerk off. I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the wahkando right now,

...Derish is that you?

 

[CCheelai]

So I was just talking to someone on a discord server about this: DSP shows nothing but contempt and angst for the people that made him into a lolcow for the farms to harvest, when honestly he should be grateful. If it wasn't for the KF regulars, the newbies who somehow believe everything Phil says and the troll donators who donate just to keep him alive wouldn't be there, especially after the fappening incident. But instead, much like everything else on the planet, he decides to shit on it because it wasn't a community that sucked his dick and gave him monies.

 

[00R-Gundam]

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Im curious if he actually sits and read from us or does he have someone who does that for him and relays the info back to him

 

[Jasper2K]

......How can he not tell that LSB was fucking with him?

Because its probably a lie lol

 

[Forbidden Math]

Im curious if he actually sits and read from us or does he have someone who does that for him and relays the info back to him

No I'm convinced after today and him specifically saying it on stream: he reads the farms himself. Based on the leaks potentially often.

 

[Salubrious]

......How can he not tell that LSB was fucking with him?

Because its probably a lie lol

DSP takes his chat 100% literally at all times. He can't understand things like sarcasm or hyperbole through text.

Also, I'm not sure if it's because DSP is afraid of being the butt of a joke, or because he legit doesn't care about other people (I think it's both), but DSP will never go along with any joke or conversation ever in his chat. He just screams derailment and tells everyone to stop.

DSP is not a sociopath, but he has the people skills of a sociopath. He does not care about anyone in his life except maybe his parents; they are all just NPCs to him. Even so he still uses his "parent's poor health" as a weapon. When the NPCs go "off script", it upsets him.