I feel like I'm missing something. What, exactly, does Wedge need long term care for? Being deaf (which he isn't) wouldn't qualify you for that since you can still take care of yourself even if you can't hear anything. Being autistic wouldn't qualify either unless you are severely autistic, which he isn't. Long term care services are for people that need assistance doing basic everyday tasks due to severe illness, advanced age, or a serious physical disability.
I know we joke about him being moron (which he is) but he's not dumb or immobile enough to warrant needing long term care. Sure, he just had his balls lopped off, but unless something went horribly wrong, that's a temporary issue, not a long term one.
I looked up Wisconsin's definition of long term care on the government website:
Wedge doesn't have trouble doing all of those tasks, he just doesn't do them because he's lazy and gross.
Seriously... how the hell did he get approved for this? Where I live, long term care requires proof of disability, and even then it's still really hard to get approved of. You have to be severely disabled/aged/sick. If you're able to tweet and whore yourself out and get around town etc., then you're not considered ill enough. Something doesn't add up. Either this is a mistake, or Wedge lied somehow about how ill he is.