Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Your wish is my command, IceWern lettuce. A vile site indeed, actually worse than some of the twin experiments I conducted at camp.
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Couldn't resist adding one of my own.

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Da Dude123 said:
He started another live Youtube video that he never ended up doing entitled "There is nothing as boring as my haters". Not sure why he is doing that.

No mention on his absence yet. I hope this Spokane news stuff is short lived. I couldn't sit through his interview of Shariff. Hearing two bums ramble on about needing a real news source. One hobo rambling is hard enough to listen to.

It will be interesting to see what the rest of the week brings.
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I was wondering if maybe he was using Sharif’s phone for those videos? Because he isn’t posting much and still hasn’t logged in to Instagram.

Edit: Omg... Just watched his most recent video. He is literally about to pass out from walking the distance of a block. Revolting.
 
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"Supposedly" he got robbed of his phone at knife pt by a friend of the guy he got into a fight with at the Cannon shelter. This happened the next day after the 24 hr ban he got for fighting. He said he spent the ban at HOC and went back to the Cannon. He lost his wallet, State ID, EBT card, SCC student ID, bus pass.

@Nobleman -did the Freaks name show up in the HOC roster around the 4th-5th of this month.
 
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klickitat said:
Shocker.

More lettuce than Wern but here's my take
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He yet again shows he clearly reads kf on a regular basis. We start talking about where he is and suddenly he makes a video talking about it

That said, his claims don't make any sense. One minute he's confused about how he lost his stuff, the next minute hes talking about getting robbed at knifepoint by some third party of a guy he called a bigot, which would explain where it went, then he goes right back to wondering why he can't find his id and shit.....then he starts claiming his phone was stolen only to be bought by some other random hobo for $20 on his behalf and given back to him? Yeah I call bullshit. Nobody at that shelter can stand lucas, let alone would be willing to give up $20 to get him his phone back just so he can rant and rave like a loon into it and annoy everyone. Whatever happened during that period it isn't what he's claiming happened. It never is. Nor do I believe for a second he got a knife pulled on him and robbed for calling someone a bigot. He'd be screeching to the cops about it and in videos playing victim as often as possible if that happened, and using it to prove some big hate against him for calling out said bigots

That said he sounds like he is about to keel over from lack of oxygen just walking on flat ground in the park. That is a horrible sign for his health. If that keeps up he'll give himself a coronary just walking down the street in hot weather

Also the fact he is talking about getting a $5 check shows just how little the government trusts him with money, and rightfully so. He doesn't realize how bad saying that makes him look
 
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K7u9r4t3 said:
Turns out the fat faggot got mugged after a sperg out at someone
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WonderWino said:
He yet again shows he clearly reads kf on a regular basis. We start talking about where he is and suddenly he makes a video talking about it

That said, his claims don't make any sense. One minute he's confused about how he lost his stuff, the next minute hes talking about getting robbed at knifepoint by some third party of a guy he called a bigot, which would explain where it went, then he goes right back to wondering why he can't find his id and shit.....then he starts claiming his phone was stolen only to be bought by some other random hobo for $20 on his behalf and given back to him? Yeah I call bullshit. Nobody at that shelter can stand lucas, let alone would be willing to give up $20 to get him his phone back just so he can rant and rave like a loon into it and annoy everyone. Whatever happened during that period it isn't what he's claiming happened. It never is. Nor do I believe for a second he got a knife pulled on him and robbed for calling someone a bigot. He'd be screeching to the cops about it and in videos playing victim as often as possible if that happened, and using it to prove some big hate against him for calling out said bigots

That said he sounds like he is about to keel over from lack of oxygen just walking on flat ground in the park. That is a horrible sign for his health. If that keeps up he'll give himself a coronary just walking down the street in hot weather

Also the fact he is talking about getting a $5 check shows just how little the government trusts him with money, and rightfully so. He doesn't realize how bad saying that makes him look
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Yeah, his story makes no sense at all. Some ragman bought Lucas his phone back? I doubt it. Where did his wallet go? He mentions his student ID. I seriously doubt he is still attending classes. I am thinking that is over with.

If someone got ahold of his wallet they could have cleaned out his EBT card. 41 years old and needs a $5 voucher to replace an ID card. Those Gen Z baes should be lining up to date a guy like him!

Still it is mid-month and if Lucas had lost his phone, then it would be a while till he got his tugboat to buy another one. Unless, he somehow got his payee to release more money to buy a new one.

We will see if he returns to Instagram. I am thinking he forgot the password and is too dumb to figure out how to do a password reset.
 
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He said he got into a fight with a guy because he called him a bigot and the guy's friend stole his phone "with his knife"....What like at knife point? None of this story makes any sense so it's probably safe to assume the majority of it was fabricated in his busted little brain. Let's see how many times all the details change the next few times he talks about it like the story about getting jumped by the "fat Albert lookin' mother fucker"
 
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I love how in his own explanation of how everything being free is a great idea he points out all the flaws in it himself with 0 awareness of it "ill just buy the entire stock market and spend it all in spokane" so even in his perfect communist America he plans on keeping all the countries money to himself and spending it all in Spokane. So literally all of the countries money would get pumped into clinkerdaggers, motel 6 and weed stores which would then end up having the entire countries supply of money, would make for a more interesting set of 1984 style ministries, sounds so much better than capitalism sign me up
 
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Good god is he gasping for air in the latest video!

Forget about the bullshit story about getting mugged, having his phone stolen but yet he just lost his wallet? I guess the muggers would rather take the phone and not bother with the wallet somehow? Yeah. I know. Don’t try to make sense out of a Wern yarn.

But seriously, he sounds like his health is in decline. He barely walked 10 ft before he sounded so winded he needed to rest.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
But seriously, he sounds like his health is in decline. He barely walked 10 ft before he sounded so winded he needed to rest.
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Someone was asking this on one of the CWC threads but how horrifying would it be to wake up in the body of a lolcow. Lucas’s body and health are in such shit shape I don’t know what anyone could do to turn it around. Even while he’s circling the drain he’ll still be hanging around for a awhile longer just to spite us. At this point he’s probably beyond fixing even if by some miracle he did all the right treatments for his medical conditions and ate properly his physical health would still be permanently damaged the way he’s abused and neglected it for so many years.
 
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mothman96 said:
"Supposedly" he got robbed of his phone at knife pt by a friend of the guy he got into a fight with at the Cannon shelter. This happened the next day after the 24 hr ban he got for fighting. He said he spent the ban at HOC and went back to the Cannon. He lost his wallet, State ID, EBT card, SCC student ID, bus pass.

@Nobleman -did the Freaks name show up in the HOC roster around the 4th-5th of this month.
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He said he got into a fight with a guy because he called him a bigot and the guy's friend stole his phone "with his knife"....What like at knife point? None of this story makes any sense so it's probably safe to assume the majority of it was fabricated in his busted little brain. Let's see how many times all the details change the next few times he talks about it like the story about getting jumped by the "fat Albert lookin' mother fucker"
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Hey, hey, hey this is the second time that Lucas has run afoul of a "fat Albert looking motherfucker" (hereinafter Fat Albert), though there is no indication that they're the same jovial, morbidly obese black dude.

In the summer of 2020, Lucas claimed to be the victim of an agephobic hate crime. He alleged that a Fat Albert and a flatbill accomplice called him "pedo" and assaulted him with baseball bats outside of a bar.
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Although Lucas was savagely "kneecapped" and beaten about the head by two assailants, he survived the encounter. Lucas later accused his attackers of feeling entitled to young women because "they are the same age." As evidence of the assault, Lucas presented a photo of his skinned knee, and a blemish on his forehead.

Lucas's report of the agephobic assault prompted frenzied speculation amongst Wernologists. It is believed that Lucas had previously been banned from the bar where the attack occurred. Some suspected that Fat Albert and his accomplice were bouncers or security; some argued that they were cops; others were confident that Fat Albert was a figment of Lucas's imagination.

None of Lucas's accounts of Fat Albert make much sense, but it is safe to say that Lucas has found it necessary to show his belly in submission to an overweight black gentleman, and that he found the experience to be distasteful.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Someone was asking this on one of the CWC threads but how horrifying would it be to wake up in the body of a lolcow. Lucas’s body and health are in such shit shape I don’t know what anyone could do to turn it around. Even while he’s circling the drain he’ll still be hanging around for a awhile longer just to spite us. At this point he’s probably beyond fixing even if by some miracle he did all the right treatments for his medical conditions and ate properly his physical health would still be permanently damaged the way he’s abused and neglected it for so many years.
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It really is a testement to the resilience of the human body.

If you consider the neglect cows like Lucas or Lou Gags put themselves through it’s amazing how they seem to just keep on going.
 
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