The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[IsaacShraeder]

Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?

It's alpacas ch*dcel

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Do we know if any of the alpacas are JRHNBR?

 

[Spunt]

It's a horrible thought but it's also a virtual certainty that some of these freaks are doing just that.

The rest of them can't have their penises removed soon enough, imo.

 

[Retard#7822]

I really hate trannies but love them at the same time, they just make everything horrifyingly entertaining. Can't wait to tell my grandchildren about the tranchers bravely fighting off the not make believe right wing militias in the year 2078.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I really hate trannies but love them at the same time, they just make everything horrifyingly entertaining. Can't wait to tell my grandchildren about the tranchers bravely fighting off the not make believe right wing militias in the year 2078.

Daddy, what did you do in the great tranch war?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The only practical use for having a lot of guns is if you're a hunter, since you'll be using different calibers for different game. Sure, you can take down a turkey with the same gun you'd use to take down an elk, you'd just be wasting(relatively) expensive ammo and the bird would have large bits of it unfit to eat.

Otherwise you're mainly collecting, or a gun nut who thinks more=better. And Collectors tend to go for guns where ammo is harder to find, so they're either hand loading rounds or ordering them special...
I would love to see the end results of these morons trying to hand load. From a distance, behind a nice thick barrier.

It's a common trend in the gun community these days, it's just mindless consumerism. They own guys not to use them, but to have them, and to show off on the internet. It's "check out this cool thing I have," nothing more. It's larping, just like these trannies larping about nazi militias gunning for them. If it ever actually happened (which it won't because it's a larp), the trannies will crumble at the slightest hint of resistance. Just like if the cops ever roll up to shut them down, they'll fold like cards instantly and then bitch about it online for sympathy handouts.

 

[AnOminous]

Watch, if they do get a drone (and its not spent on weed and alpaca feed) they'll have their neighbors complain about privacy and the troons will think that it was a hostile attack on their right to protect themselves. Can't win with troons.

That or someone will just shoot the thing down. I can't imagine the locals are cool with a bunch of insane faggots droning them.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Hugo boss has really gone down hill in supplying radicals

 

[Roybertitos]

Helpfully, Daisy just tweeted this

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https://twitter.com/desert_daisie/status/1371964859290558465

Does Phil keep him, Kevin and Michael chained in the basement? They aren't in any of the interviews they do, and none of them seem to have a clue that the second battle of Stalingrad took place outside their front door a couple of nights ago.

So let me get this straight, not only do they spend exorbitant amounts on guns and ammunition, they also play video games? Is this why they keep burning out their generators? I swear if internet welfare didn't exist these trannies would have rightfully starved to death in the desert within the first few weeks.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

I find it crazy that not even one of these idiots has any handy skills. What's the big idea of going to live away from society when you're completely useless by yourself. And what's the point of living on such a big property if you're not going to do anything with it ? At least find a way to make some money, be self-sufficient.
But just like any troon, they're convinced to be some real useless waste of space.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I love how shit like "this would look good going through a nazi skull" is not violent language but literally anything they don't like is. This guy thinks he's tired? Try the rest of the internet.

I got banned off Twitter for quoting Joe Biden about training cops to shoot people in the legs. Apparently I was inciting violence but troons talking about blowing people away is perfectly acceptable.

 

[JohnQAdams]

I got banned off Twitter for quoting Joe Biden about training cops to shoot people in the legs. Apparently I was inciting violence but troons talking about blowing people away is perfectly acceptable.

Troons are a protected class you dirty farmer. How dare you allege otherwise.

 

[AnOminous]

I got banned off Twitter for quoting Joe Biden about training cops to shoot people in the legs. Apparently I was inciting violence but troons talking about blowing people away is perfectly acceptable.

It's okay if you call the person a Nazi before threatening to murder them.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I can't wait until the gibs start to dry up and we start getting grainy video of the Nazi ninjas in action. Which will be the larping anti fascists now needing to larp as actual fascists to get the gibs flowing again. How long before we get misspelled slurs on their house, or a maga hat left on the ground?

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Collab with @Oliver Onions (mostly his work) from Kevin's thread, thought it might be appreciated here.

The Salacious Trunicorn

Man covets woman
Rebuffed; the penis is flayed
Alpacas suffer

 

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Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.
I gift you this information in the form of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch limited edition trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.
The polycule:
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The couple:
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Team Trailers / Temporary Members
The ranch had an influx of people between July-September 2020. We aren't sure who remains, with the exception of Josie. We do know one or more people left on bad terms in December 2020 (@Cerabella ).
There are two sources on ranchers, aside from ranchers' own tweets:
- The September 2020 Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountain PBS clip shows Josie was in residence by then.
- The January 2021 High Country News article shows Daisy and Justine[sic]. However, the article only confirms ranch residents as recently as November 2020, which is when the visit for the article was made, so no help with who left in December.
It seems Team Trailers is 1-3 people, listed in order of likelihood.

Josie / @josiebean42 seems committed, and possibly in it for the long haul. Picture courtesy RMPBS. Dox here courtesy @Meiwaku.
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On the ranch as of November 2020 per High Country News:
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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck

Spoiler: Justine / Justyne is zirdo_ionsa

Same hat, shirt and face.
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Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .

Spoiler: Bonus footage of Kevin with Anarchowhore and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa

From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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We also have 2 confirmed ex-ranchers:
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Lizzie/Crayons: Jan-April 2020. Arrival source, @stupid fuck , departure source @ValVenus .
Raging_Grace: June 2020. Obviously themselves a mad troon throwing abuse accusations but confirmed to have stayed by Penny's responses.
Raging_grace accusations source, @ValVenus
Penny's response source, @Tomssu.

ETA: I'd like to keep these up to date, so feel free to @ me on any confirmed guests/sightings.
I considered HuskyAldoRaine but there isn't any evidence he's living with them.
ETA2: Josie's dox source.

Paul and his pet genderblob Void reminded me of a great moment in the original thread where users were absolutely baffled and convinced they were the same person because they look almost identical.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

At the same time though, with the hormones and lack of haircuts, it might be hard to distinguish between the alpacas and troons before long.

True, but at least the alpacas can provide some net benefit to society..

It means "He's not like other girls!"

She’s not like other girls... she has a penis, plays video games all day like an incel, and is prone to violence!

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

One positive of their profits is that maybe the alpacas will continue to eat for awhile. Feeding them has got to be expensive.

YEa but testimony's and twitter posts show that isn't even really true, since they appear to be spending most of there funds on Arming themselves too the teeth, or buying Merch or video games for there expensive set ups. With how irresponsible they are, and some Ex-Tranchers report, they don't even really use the funds FOR the animals, like at all, Let alone feed them.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

There is really nothing more feminine than starting an extremist group on a ranch, stockpiling weapons, assaulting people, and threatening to murder people. Just typical girl things.

 

[Spunt]

Collab with @Oliver Onions (mainly his work) from Kevin's thread, thought it might be appreciated here.

The Salacious Trunicorn

Man covets woman
Rebuffed; the penis is flayed
Alpacas suffer

The Tranchers were once wealthy crackas
With a dream of farming alpacas
But thanks to the Fash
They're all swimming in cash
Which they'll spend to cut off their knackers