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Looks like those weren't archived, so when the Day of the Dilator comes this one's on the house I guess.
Oh my god those poor pacas are screwed and the tranchers don't even realize they're making their product (wool) shittierplus assorted dietary supplements with consideration to individual animals
It means "He's not like other girls!"He says he's "queer" but what does he mean? Is he gay or trans or what? Queer is such a stupid term. Seeing a mime at the grocery store would be queer. Sucking a dick is just gay.
Yes. What started as one ended up as the other, making a weird cycle of true and honest belief and the grift(tm).Do you think they actually believe what they are saying or is it just to drum up sympathy money?
I feel like they're too stupid to actively try to become a cult and instead accidentally fell into it, if you catch my drift. Like no one decided to start the domination playground (aside from Penny but he's keeping his sexless slaves separate from his work) it just became that way due to their social circles being mini leaderless cults themselves.Now I don't know if the leaders of the tranch are purposefully doing this to further cult indoctrination but it wouldn't surprise me.
Its not unheard of for cult leaders to have bleary eyes or shitty sleep schedules. Sometimes it's drugs, sometimes it's biological, sometimes it's because they talked themselves into it. Even cult leaders can believe their own madness.What does it mean when the cult leader is the one depriving himself of sleep? Unless you're insinuating that Bonnie or Kevin is the true mastermind??
Enjoy jarrod's taste in music. Of course they're trans and edgelordsThey want to drive around the county blasting music and flashing light to start a gunfight
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Just get a regular camera, they're attacking you not you infiltrating them. I know jack shit about home defense but I'm 90% sure if someone was coming on your land it would be easier to have a stationary camera up all night that has good coverage instead of something you have to constantly fly around in a circle, not to mention something more blatantly obvious to shoot down and hear. If he was scoping out an area to attack that'd make more sense, but this tard ain't doing shit. One of the most mall ninja sentences so far.And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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Watch, if they do get a drone (and its not spent on weed and alpaca feed) they'll have their neighbors complain about privacy and the troons will think that it was a hostile attack on their right to protect themselves. Can't win with troons.Edit: And it occurs to me that if they start sending that drone over other people's property (which won't be hard given how small their own currently is) they might find they've purchased the world's most expensive clay pigeon.
This makes me wonder: how many guns do they need? Like, keep your main weapons clean and in shape with a nice set of ammo and that should take you pretty far, right? I mean, after a certain point it sounds more like gun collecting than property and self defense use. I never owned a gun so I might not understand the logistics, but isn't having 1-2 boomsticks for yourself (as in each trancher) easier than 3+?For information Jarod/Jossie recently bought two rifle with the gofundme money.
@Swerf'n'Terf I've got some more but here are the basics on these.Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .
From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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This makes me wonder: how many guns do they need? Like, keep your main weapons clean and in shape with a nice set of ammo and that should take you pretty far, right? I mean, after a certain point it sounds more like gun collecting than property and self defense use. I never owned a gun so I might not understand the logistics, but isn't having 1-2 boomsticks for yourself (as in each trancher) easier than 3+?
On video!From a distance, behind a nice thick barrier.
They also make good clubs.The only practical use for having a lot of guns is
They also also make SIGSEV's brother-kin sleep restlessly, and must be cherished for their magical properties.They also make good clubs.
Do tell.They also also make SIGSEV's brother-kin sleep restlessly, and must be cherished for their magical properties.
The North Hollywood shootoutThere's an example from like, the 80s of basically two retards with high level body armor going toe to toe with cops.
I remember that. Talk about body armor.
It's way higher. From what I've read so far, the tranch is home to an autocatalytic process of insane troons making other troons even more insane, who then use their extra insanity to influence the former group and so on. It's bound to reach critical mass sooner rather than later.The Tranch could've been a great grift if they'd kept the number of alpacas to the absolute minimum needed to bring in donations.
I'd say there's 25% chance of a shooting, 10% chance of a murder, and 1% chance of a Full Waco. So a 75% chance nothing happens, but given the rarity of these events it's kind of like having a 1% chance of winning the lottery.
So this is where the idea for that GTA mission came from
Jesus Christ. Why not post an image of some flowers or something. That isn't even real.It's way higher. From what I've read so far, the tranch is home to an autocatalytic process of insane troons making other troons even more insane, who then use their extra insanity to influence the former group and so on. It's bound to reach critical mass sooner rather than later.
So this is where the idea for that GTA mission came from
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Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.
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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck
From Daisy's twitter description:Helpfully, Daisy just tweeted this
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Does Phil keep him, Kevin and Michael chained in the basement? They aren't in any of the interviews they do, and none of them seem to have a clue that the second battle of Stalingrad took place outside their front door a couple of nights ago.
Penny's been trying to date more people but no one is biting on the apps so possibly sooner than you'd think.How long until they start kidnapping and sissifying local boys?
Bear in mind though that Bonnie's mother is their landlord. There's no way that happens without a shit-ton of drama. Bonnie fucking hates his mother, in part because she didn't stop his father molesting little girls (and conceivably Bonnie himself, though I don't think there's any solid evidence of that). It will be a complete shitshow as an old woman tries to evict a terrorist cell that includes her own failson from a fortified compound.Don't want to be a buzzkill or nothing, but the ladies of Tenacious Unicorn will probably get evicted for not paying their bills
It's a horrible thought but it's also a virtual certainty that some of these freaks are doing just that.Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?