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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
My money's on Jarrod.
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plus assorted dietary supplements with consideration to individual animals
Oh my god those poor pacas are screwed and the tranchers don't even realize they're making their product (wool) shittier (:_(
He says he's "queer" but what does he mean? Is he gay or trans or what? Queer is such a stupid term. Seeing a mime at the grocery store would be queer. Sucking a dick is just gay.
It means "He's not like other girls!"
Do you think they actually believe what they are saying or is it just to drum up sympathy money?
Yes. What started as one ended up as the other, making a weird cycle of true and honest belief and the grift(tm).
Now I don't know if the leaders of the tranch are purposefully doing this to further cult indoctrination but it wouldn't surprise me.
I feel like they're too stupid to actively try to become a cult and instead accidentally fell into it, if you catch my drift. Like no one decided to start the domination playground (aside from Penny but he's keeping his sexless slaves separate from his work) it just became that way due to their social circles being mini leaderless cults themselves.
What does it mean when the cult leader is the one depriving himself of sleep? Unless you're insinuating that Bonnie or Kevin is the true mastermind??
Its not unheard of for cult leaders to have bleary eyes or shitty sleep schedules. Sometimes it's drugs, sometimes it's biological, sometimes it's because they talked themselves into it. Even cult leaders can believe their own madness.
They want to drive around the county blasting music and flashing light to start a gunfight
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Enjoy jarrod's taste in music. Of course they're trans and edgelords

And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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Just get a regular camera, they're attacking you not you infiltrating them. I know jack shit about home defense but I'm 90% sure if someone was coming on your land it would be easier to have a stationary camera up all night that has good coverage instead of something you have to constantly fly around in a circle, not to mention something more blatantly obvious to shoot down and hear. If he was scoping out an area to attack that'd make more sense, but this tard ain't doing shit. One of the most mall ninja sentences so far.
Edit: And it occurs to me that if they start sending that drone over other people's property (which won't be hard given how small their own currently is) they might find they've purchased the world's most expensive clay pigeon.
Watch, if they do get a drone (and its not spent on weed and alpaca feed) they'll have their neighbors complain about privacy and the troons will think that it was a hostile attack on their right to protect themselves. Can't win with troons.
For information Jarod/Jossie recently bought two rifle with the gofundme money.
This makes me wonder: how many guns do they need? Like, keep your main weapons clean and in shape with a nice set of ammo and that should take you pretty far, right? I mean, after a certain point it sounds more like gun collecting than property and self defense use. I never owned a gun so I might not understand the logistics, but isn't having 1-2 boomsticks for yourself (as in each trancher) easier than 3+?
 
Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .
From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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@Swerf'n'Terf I've got some more but here are the basics on these.
Anarchowhore and Transroadie were a troon couple living in their van traveling from Texas to Portland.
UPDATE: This is actually Trans_Roadies new handle ButchBloc.
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Anarchowhore is now iwwegawism. Last Tweet in October.
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I have been following these two for over a year when they were in Texas and I'll have to dig up my posts in the Tranny Sideshow thread. I have no idea if they are still together.

Looks like Anarchowhore got picked up in Portland in November.
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UPDATE: Looks like he was indicted and was even given the title "Florida Man"
When I started following them they were in the Dallas area. Transroadie may be from the Tyler (East Texas) area.
Andy Ngo Thread: https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1324504676004319234?s=20

Some of my previous posts on the Tranny Sideshow Thread:

I also have a number of his old Tweets archived here:

Zirdo_Ionsa was a third in Kevin's pics with them from the tranch. I'm not sure how he's related to the other two.
Last Tweet: Driving through Kansas destination unknown.
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This makes me wonder: how many guns do they need? Like, keep your main weapons clean and in shape with a nice set of ammo and that should take you pretty far, right? I mean, after a certain point it sounds more like gun collecting than property and self defense use. I never owned a gun so I might not understand the logistics, but isn't having 1-2 boomsticks for yourself (as in each trancher) easier than 3+?

The only practical use for having a lot of guns is if you're a hunter, since you'll be using different calibers for different game. Sure, you can take down a turkey with the same gun you'd use to take down an elk, you'd just be wasting(relatively) expensive ammo and the bird would have large bits of it unfit to eat.

Otherwise you're mainly collecting, or a gun nut who thinks more=better. And Collectors tend to go for guns where ammo is harder to find, so they're either hand loading rounds or ordering them special...
I would love to see the end results of these morons trying to hand load. From a distance, behind a nice thick barrier.
 
The Tranch could've been a great grift if they'd kept the number of alpacas to the absolute minimum needed to bring in donations.

I'd say there's 25% chance of a shooting, 10% chance of a murder, and 1% chance of a Full Waco. So a 75% chance nothing happens, but given the rarity of these events it's kind of like having a 1% chance of winning the lottery.
There's an example from like, the 80s of basically two retards with high level body armor going toe to toe with cops.
The North Hollywood shootout
 
The Tranch could've been a great grift if they'd kept the number of alpacas to the absolute minimum needed to bring in donations.

I'd say there's 25% chance of a shooting, 10% chance of a murder, and 1% chance of a Full Waco. So a 75% chance nothing happens, but given the rarity of these events it's kind of like having a 1% chance of winning the lottery.
It's way higher. From what I've read so far, the tranch is home to an autocatalytic process of insane troons making other troons even more insane, who then use their extra insanity to influence the former group and so on. It's bound to reach critical mass sooner rather than later.
So this is where the idea for that GTA mission came from
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Don't want to be a buzzkill or nothing, but the ladies of Tenacious Unicorn will probably get evicted for not paying their bills

It's way higher. From what I've read so far, the tranch is home to an autocatalytic process of insane troons making other troons even more insane, who then use their extra insanity to influence the former group and so on. It's bound to reach critical mass sooner rather than later.

So this is where the idea for that GTA mission came from
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Jesus Christ. Why not post an image of some flowers or something. That isn't even real.
 
Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.

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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck

Helpfully, Daisy just tweeted this

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Does Phil keep him, Kevin and Michael chained in the basement? They aren't in any of the interviews they do, and none of them seem to have a clue that the second battle of Stalingrad took place outside their front door a couple of nights ago.
 
Helpfully, Daisy just tweeted this

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Does Phil keep him, Kevin and Michael chained in the basement? They aren't in any of the interviews they do, and none of them seem to have a clue that the second battle of Stalingrad took place outside their front door a couple of nights ago.
From Daisy's twitter description:
"Mass Effect Andromeda apologist trans she/her 38 my acronyms: ADD C-PTSD ASD polyam queer as h*ck"

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How long until they start kidnapping and sissifying local boys?
Penny's been trying to date more people but no one is biting on the apps so possibly sooner than you'd think.
 
Don't want to be a buzzkill or nothing, but the ladies of Tenacious Unicorn will probably get evicted for not paying their bills
Bear in mind though that Bonnie's mother is their landlord. There's no way that happens without a shit-ton of drama. Bonnie fucking hates his mother, in part because she didn't stop his father molesting little girls (and conceivably Bonnie himself, though I don't think there's any solid evidence of that). It will be a complete shitshow as an old woman tries to evict a terrorist cell that includes her own failson from a fortified compound.
 
I ignore Kevin's thread for awhile and suddenly their tires are getting overinflated? What is this world coming to?

I doubt they will intentionally start something, but I also think there is a nonzero chance of something spontaneous or accidental happening. You do not point guns unless you intend to shoot. Either they're just recklessly irresponsible (obviously they are) or they are in fact willing to shoot (which I think some of them are definitely unhinged enough to do). The post about pointing a gun at a car parked in front of the neighbor's was actually kind of chilling to read. I would feel legitimately endangered if I ever saw one of them in any context, especially combined with their confirmed fulfilled fantasy of beating up a lone woman they view as an enemy unprovoked as a mob. They want to hurt people, they can hurt people, and they have already barehandedly hurt a person.

I'm gonna keep watching because I believe these are legitimately dangerous people, who are setting up the potential for serious problems involving the law emtering their property (cmon, all those pics of their collection of weaponry?) And... Well I hope they don't shoot anybody. But if it happens it will be fascinating to watch the situation develop.

The alpacas... I have no reaction to the pacas in the snow stuff, because animals do what they do. Google searches about their habits doesn't really tell you if a still photo of them standing outside is really a bad thing or not. But their incompetance and irresponsibility is plain to see in the form of the exploding numbers. They have ten fucking dogs? And countless other animals in such a short span? That is classic impulsivity and lack of planning at work. They're creating more work than they can handle and at best the animals will be tossed food once a day and not looked at until the next day, until their free breeding herd produces too many heads for their, what... Dozen or so people to maintain, let alone doing the work that they need to profit. Step one should really have been making sure they do not breed until everything else is stable. They're biting off more work than they can chew.

One positive of their profits is that maybe the alpacas will continue to eat for awhile. Feeding them has got to be expensive.
 
Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?
It's a horrible thought but it's also a virtual certainty that some of these freaks are doing just that.
 
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