The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Big Meaty Claws]

I find it crazy that not even one of these idiots has any handy skills. What's the big idea of going to live away from society when you're completely useless by yourself. And what's the point of living on such a big property if you're not going to do anything with it ? At least find a way to make some money, be self-sufficient.
But just like any troon, they're convinced to be some real useless waste of space.

They are ironically chained too the system, since there wool hardly sells, and they ONLY sell Wool, and nothing else, all the while relying on donations.

Plus its obvious they only want to even do this so they can play video games all day, and promote how "Carefree and away from the Captialistic horrors of america" all the while being huge consoomers to the usual faggy products

There is really nothing more feminine than starting an extremist group on a ranch, stockpiling weapons, assaulting people, and threatening to murder people. Just typical girl things.

If America wasn't so bend over for these people, I'd dare say this group would be looking like a tiny extra gay KKK. They don't even have any colored people, and are promoting trans superiority.

 

[Techpriest]

There is really nothing more feminine than starting an extremist group on a ranch, stockpiling weapons, assaulting people, and threatening to murder people. Just typical girl things.

Sounds like a lot of the women in my life not gonna lie

 

[❄️❄️❄️]

I love that their "Service Calibres" are 5.7, 5.56 and .300 Win. The only one that makes any sense there is 5.56, the rest are just LARP fuel.

If anyone gets shot over this, it'll be after some moron sends a .300 Win Mag skywayds due to poor trigger discipline and the ballistic arc parks in in some poor fuckers house.

They're surrounded by flat land, have they any idea at all about danger areas?

 

[Lubby Smith]

Re: spending money on feed
They don't need to.
I'm December, when they took in 100 new alpaca to double the herd size to 200 total, local nazis ranchers donated a years worth of feed.

If they weren't deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, they would spend their grift on a proper barn to replace the current rape shed, which is about as spacious as a slave ship or train headed to Auschwitz.
Sadly, they are deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, so they will be spending the money on weaponry, fortifications, and toys.

 

[remiem]

Re: spending money on feed
They don't need to.
I'm December, when they took in 100 new alpaca to double the herd size to 200 total, local nazis ranchers donated a years worth of feed.
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If they weren't deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, they would spend their grift on a proper barn to replace the current rape shed, which is about as spacious as a slave ship or train headed to Auschwitz.
Sadly, they are deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, so they will be spending the money on weaponry, fortifications, and toys.

Bold of you to assume that feed has been properly stored and hasn't started to rot and/or they're blowing through it because they just toss it on the ground where the alpacas shit on and trample it.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

I love that their "Service Calibres" are 5.7, 5.56 and .300 Win. The only one that makes any sense there is 5.56, the rest are just LARP fuel.

If anyone gets shot over this, it'll be after some moron sends a .300 Win Mag skywayds due to poor trigger discipline and the ballistic arc parks in in some poor fuckers house.

They're surrounded by flat land, have they any idea at all about danger areas?

It turns out you don't need cover or concealment if you can look at the enemy.

They learned this very valuable lesson from the Battle of Portland and the Battle of Seattle where you simply hold up your phone and shout "We're recording you!" at busy cops.

The cops were so thoroughly suppressed by the combined arms assault including bitching, tweeting, and withering fire of people looking at them that not a single tranny was hit by enemy fire.

 

[No Exit]

Bold of you to assume that feed has been properly stored and hasn't started to rot and/or they're blowing through it because they just toss it on the ground where the alpacas shit on and trample it.

They probably think the purpose of a pitchfork is to raise in anger against the fash too.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

They probably think the purpose of a pitchfork is to raise in anger against the fash too.

And a Scythe is a really good weapon against anyone they disagree with, and should be proudly weld with a hammer

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

As much as I'd like to imagine this going full glowie invasion, Troon Team Deathmatch, I've been thinking on a more plausible way that Troon Ranch falls apart via outside actions.

One of the things that insufferable trans communities rely on in cities is shuffling through people and places like mad. They'll burn every bridge, but new idiots are popping up in cities faster than the last batch is realizing they want nothing to do with them, and social pressure keeps folks working with them well beyond what normal people would want to do. But you don't have the same luxury in a rural community. They're going to keep antagonizing the locals, and then they're gonna roll into town for gamer generator fuel, only to be told we don't serve people threatening to kill their neighbors here. Trannies can't handle social pressure, that's why they screech and demand compliance, and a few "fuck you, get outta my shop" moments is all it'd take to get them to move the grift to some other community.

Troon Ranch will just use the publicity to fund moving somewhere else, then turn their experience into a NYT bestseller autofuckoffgraphy about the siege.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

As much as I'd like to imagine this going full glowie invasion, Troon Team Deathmatch, I've been thinking on a more plausible way that Troon Ranch falls apart via outside actions.

One of the things that insufferable trans communities rely on in cities is shuffling through people and places like mad. They'll burn every bridge, but new idiots are popping up in cities faster than the last batch is realizing they want nothing to do with them, and social pressure keeps folks working with them well beyond what normal people would want to do. But you don't have the same luxury in a rural community. They're going to keep antagonizing the locals, and then they're gonna roll into town for gamer generator fuel, only to be told we don't serve people threatening to kill their neighbors here. Trannies can't handle social pressure, that's why they screech and demand compliance, and a few "fuck you, get outta my shop" moments is all it'd take to get them to move the grift to some other community.

Troon Ranch will just use the publicity to fund moving somewhere else, then turn their experience into a NYT bestseller autofuckoffgraphy about the siege.

I Can kinda feel like if they don't move, with the Rural community turning there backs on them, they are gonna get desperate and maybe even more manic, as they can't play Smash or buy new splatoon plushies, and might start posting more "attacks" on twitter to get donations

 

[Miss Misery]

The magazine laws in CO are pretty much dead from what I understand, for two reasons.

1) Magazines with over 15 rounds owned prior to 2013 are legal to own, though you can't sell them, and the burden of proof is on the state to prove you didn't own it prior to 2013, which is kind of hard to do.

2) The law only applies to the sale of "large capacity magazines" not the manufacture of them, and guess what are commonly sold in CO? magazine parts kits.

The Ruger 57 was introduced in December 2019. Which begs the question - where did he buy it?

 

[Cool Spot]

I think at this point calling the Tranch "Troon Waco" is just a running joke and won't actually happen. The only thing that I think would make them angrier would to call them class traitors or something because they definitely value their leftist clout and anyone supposedly on their side telling it like it is and not falling for the woke grift illusion would absolutely set them off. Let's face it: they're all well-off pasty white manchildren who do the bare minimum to be performative and grift money from other troons/naive leftists.

So let me get this straight, not only do they spend exorbitant amounts on guns and ammunition, they also play video games? Is this why they keep burning out their generators? I swear if internet welfare didn't exist these trannies would have rightfully starved to death in the desert within the first few weeks.

I said it before but I had the sudden realization during the start of the Fascist Invasion saga that the Tranch workers basically collect weapons and body armor to LARP with and faunt. It's like
Kevin with his children toys, except these are obviously worse because they're being pointed at people. It's also harder for them to be called out for spending money on weapons because leftists don't know that much about guns in general and see them as justified for self-defense and not a retarded luxury item like children's toys.

And as you can see, the self-defense grift has been much more successful than Kevin's typical grift. I chalk that up to Kevin not able to resist showing off his latest consoomer hauls and only really appealing to fellow troon or chaser coomers. Leftists can justify giving Kevin flack for that easier than giving the Tranch flack over the supposed attacks, because they'll be painted as fascist-sympathizers.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The Ruger 57 was introduced in December 2019. Which begs the question - where did he buy it?

He could've of still gotten it in CO, the bans on magazines not on the guns themselves.

 

[Tiggletown]

The magazine laws in CO are pretty much dead from what I understand, for two reasons.

1) Magazines with over 15 rounds owned prior to 2013 are legal to own, though you can't sell them, and the burden of proof is on the state to prove you didn't own it prior to 2013, which is kind of hard to do.

2) The law only applies to the sale of "large capacity magazines" not the manufacture of them, and guess what are commonly sold in CO? magazine parts kits.

Correct, and you can use those kits to "repair" old magazines that are preban.

All my magazines are repairs of old ones, I swear the spring inside each one of them in from 2010.

It's funny any gun store here sells them assembled and when you buy them they open the package infront of you disassemble the magazine on the counter and hand it to you.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Re: spending money on feed
They don't need to.
I'm December, when they took in 100 new alpaca to double the herd size to 200 total, local nazis ranchers donated a years worth of feed.
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If they weren't deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, they would spend their grift on a proper barn to replace the current rape shed, which is about as spacious as a slave ship or train headed to Auschwitz.
Sadly, they are deranged, paranoid, militant manchildren, so they will be spending the money on weaponry, fortifications, and toys.

By 'feeding' I really meant they should be able to afford all of it. Dunno if they need grain, but oftentimes domestic animals need more than hay. They probably need supplements, they'll need preventative care like vaccines and worming. Wonder if they've educated themselves on diseases and quarantined new arrivals and made sure their herd is healthy. Lol I know they haven't.

I doubt very much they're psychotic enough to instigate something. Thing is though they are more psychotic than they were a few months ago and if they're willing to aim at somebody who even comes close to their property with no provocation whatsoever, then I can't say I think they wouldn't shoot somebody. I also don't doubt that they've thought of ways to bait somebody into 'making' them shoot, but again I don't think they're quite that stupid.

There are really two potential routes besides an internal suicide thing that I can think of that would risk actual gun violence. One, in their stupidity they accidentally damage their neighbors' property, or actually shoot somebody- because they have no sense when it comes to gun safety. They think of these things as toys rather than lethal weapons. Second, somebody comes to their property with a less than friendly topic to discuss or is just a demographic they dislike. They have guns on them all the time and apparently are acclimating themselves to pulling the trigger and no problem aiming them as well. Not a good combination when put into a tense situation when their neighbors come over, furious because a stray bullet missed them by a few yards. Or... A woman holds up a sign they don't like at a parade. She didn't get shot but they proved that it takes little for them to get violent.

Perhaps they'd react normally. Perhaps one would literally feel triggered. It probably won't happen, they'll be swamped with housing and livestock problems first and get distracted. But I would say those people need to be separated from each other and their weapons. And the internet. What is so fascinating is we're watching them actively destabilize their own psyches with shit like saying they need guards at night and then actually doing it. By going through the motions, they're putting themselves in a bad mindset.

 

[ellroy]

The Ruger 57 was introduced in December 2019. Which begs the question - where did he buy it?

Two scenarios:

1. in state shipped with ten round magazines and then the owner bought standard capacity 20 round out of state and brought them in state.

2. Given the ranch opened in March 2020, it’s possible the owner didn’t live in Colorado at the time and bought it out of state and took it with them.

Concerning Colorado’s magazine ban law. I’m not a resident, I live in another state and I contemplated moving there once and looked up the gun laws. Here is a link concerning the law.

“(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, on and after July 1, 2013, a person who sells, transfers, or possesses a large-capacity magazine commits a class 2 misdemeanor.”

Possession of a firearms magazine that holds more than 15 rounds is indeed an offense, albeit a misdemeanor. Can’t claim they had this before 2013 because the pistol didn’t even exist at the time. With the way these “ranchers” are acting towards everyone, this is bound to escalate. I can eventually see Colorado state police getting involved since possibility of violence tends to get state police superseding local municipalities’ authority. This is a group of unhinged people with a very open social media presence making threats of violence on a regular basis. Even threepers don’t get this chatty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It’s also an ungodly amount of cheese. Are we sure ADF didn’t bounce and squeak down to Colorado? Is that a troon thing that I wasn’t aware of?

I still can't get over that ugly looking food.

The bacon almost looks right, but still undercooked in half (which means uneven heating, which means either they don't know how to use a pan or they just threw the bacon in the pan without making sure it was single-layered).

The rest looks downright nasty. Stir the damn eggs while they cook and use lower heat. I think the other things are potatoes, but don't fucking bake them for breakfast. Cook them in a skillet.

 

[2020chan]

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I just want take a moment for the poor law enforcement officers that got sent to this place.

Imagine being a kid and thinking "When I grow up I want to be a cop and keep good people safe and take bad guys down"
I don't know the ages of the officers sent to check on the Tranch but I'm willing to bet that, while young and niave, they never imagined they would be answering a call to check out a alpaca farm that happens to be a circus fun house version of a farm and ALSO happens to be infested with mentally ill troons.

They show up to the freak show and are greeted with a fucking camera crew. And we all know that troons with a camera crew in current times means you can't do your job. All you can do is try to get out of there ASAP or they will try to ruin not only YOUR life but your friends and families lives as well.

I bet they had some interesting things to talk about when they got back to the station and the experience likely gave them things to joke about for years to come, but damn it must have been rather terrifying to arrive and be confronted by a bunch of crazy eyed troons, knowing ANYTHING could set them off at any moment.

I wouldn't be surprised if their visit to the Tranch gave them nightmares.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I'm hoping that cooler heads will prevail and this will all end without anyone actually getting hurt. They're posting a lot of alarming shit on Twitter sure, but I don't want to believe that they're actually insane enough to start taking shots at random people for accidentally getting too close to their land.

What do I think they ARE insane enough to do? Assuming that they haven't been doing this already, I predict that they're going to start culling their livestock at night, posting the bodies on Twitter, and blaming the deaths on the Invisible MAGA Menace.
That way they can cut costs on the herd that they let get too big for them to take care of properly, and grift for more pity donations at the same time.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I'm hoping that cooler heads will prevail and this will all end without anyone actually getting hurt. They're posting a lot of alarming shit on Twitter sure, but I don't want to believe that they're actually insane enough to start taking shots at random people for accidentally getting too close to their land.

What do I think they ARE insane enough to do? Assuming that they haven't been doing this already, I predict that they're going to start culling their livestock at night, posting the bodies on Twitter, and blaming the deaths on the Invisible MAGA Menace.
That way they can cut costs on the herd that they let get too big for them to take care of properly, and grift for more pity donations at the same time.

I wanna agree with you, but they already assisted a mob in beating the shit out of a lone woman who simply was holding a sign, plus openingly carrying and making threats, as well as decking out there truck with guns and lights and speakers to harrasss people

I know i shouldn't clap for violence, and i don't, but I don't see anything peaceful at all to come out of this