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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Paul and his pet genderblob Void reminded me of a great moment in the original thread where users were absolutely baffled and convinced they were the same person because they look almost identical.
For that post I skimmed the first half of the Kevin thread, and found several great moments of foreshadowing.

1. Kevin realises his dilating lube contains citric acid in August 2020.
The very same chemical the ranchers recently flipped out about as a terrorist threat, Kevin was cramming in his rot pocket on the daily and 'some days it stings'.

2. First comparison to Waco was in April 2020 by @ConsoleWarVet . Very prescient.
The official term 'Tranny Waco' was coined by @Cowpies a few weeks later.

3. In June of last year, @Pond Scum mused on misreading Gibes as 'gibs', and the irony given the Ranch's lack of self-sufficiency.
Just last Saturday, and coinciding with a massive surge in donations, Kevin confirmed that 'Gibbs' is the correct pronunciation.

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Kevin would be dilating and getting horny when the rest of the Tranch is exchanging gunfire, and would be the only survivor because of that. He would then get hauled off (and getting horny in the process) and then no information would be gotten from Kev during the interrogation (and Kevin would get horny at this too) because he's too much of a coombrain to care about anything else.
No one, I repeat, no-fucking-one would take Kev while he's dilating. The poor LEOs would first lose their sanity upon witnessing Die Monstrositat that is the AM HOLE, and then the bright orange gunk would melt them away.
 
I'm betting an Alpaca-related misfire of a gun kills one of them and they blame it on the no-sees.
Oh god I can just imagine the tweet.

"ONE OF THOSE NEO NAZI's FUCKED UP OUR GUNS, LIKE IN THAT EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD, AND BONNIES DEAD, CAUSE THE BULLET BOUNCED OFF ONE OF OUR POOR ALPACAS AND HIT HER. WE NEED DONATIONS!!!!"
 
I find it crazy that not even one of these idiots has any handy skills. What's the big idea of going to live away from society when you're completely useless by yourself. And what's the point of living on such a big property if you're not going to do anything with it ? At least find a way to make some money, be self-sufficient.
But just like any troon, they're convinced to be some real useless waste of space.
You can even develop these skills overtime, but these princesses crap out at the first sign of hardship.
Bold of you to assume that feed has been properly stored and hasn't started to rot and/or they're blowing through it because they just toss it on the ground where the alpacas shit on and trample it.
My favorite picture related to this is Bonnie yelling how their alpacas are well cared for and showing a picture of some of the alpacas laying in the feed. "Look how well fed these guys are. They're rolling in PREMIUM feed, literally SWIMMING in it." Someone on the farms proceeded to point out that they're wasting food and contaminating it.
Trannies can't handle social pressure, that's why they screech and demand compliance, and a few "fuck you, get outta my shop" moments is all it'd take to get them to move the grift to some other community.
I'm worried they will snap back at them instead. Most troons (like Kevin actually) are softer and run away, but Bonnie and Jarrod have anger problems and Phil and Jarrod also have military training (not that they're good, but that they think they're good). It's a toss up with them.
It's also harder for them to be called out for spending money on weapons because leftists don't know that much about guns in general and see them as justified for self-defense and not a retarded luxury item like children's toys.
Reminds me: I wonder if this larp started not just because of paranoia and money, but because they were bored? They're stuck in a snowy desert with the same chores over and over again and the same people, maybe this is their way of spicing up their life?

Assuming that they haven't been doing this already, I predict that they're going to start culling their livestock at night, posting the bodies on Twitter, and blaming the deaths on the Invisible MAGA Menace.
:optimistic: only because I can't see them being that smart.

They have talked about how they didn't want to slaughter animals and that's why they went with alpaca (in addition to being cute and "queer"). They may have grown out of that, or they may still be pussies. Only time will tell.
Are they wising up and pulling an Allison Rapp, and just getting rid of their internet presence? Are they detransitioning cause they're tired of the larp? The old 41% meme? Did they end up on skid row or in jail or something?
Where have all the lolcow-boys gone?
I'm guessing detransitioning. Imagine saying "you know, I don't think I'm actually trans" to the thousands of twitter troons. They are absolutely vicious to detransers.
 
Is the chin bearded ciswhitemale in armor next to Boone identified? Is that our new boy huskyaldo?
No, I think that's the master craftsman responsible for their "plates".
Did they ever say how they dispose of dead alpacas? Their herd is so big and their ranch so inadequate there has to be some corpses by now.
They gave a bunch away to a a nearby org, Mission: Wolf.
 
I got some minor money on the victim being
1: A fellow Trancher
2: A random person coming over to ask for directions or just lost
3: one of there neighbors.

I don't seem them shooting first on authorities.
Maybe not, but that’s mostly because the rainbow squad tends to change tactics regarding police officers, and instead charging at them with knives.

Results end usually as one predicts.
 
My dream "ends in violence" scenario is that the tenacious unicorn ranch (saying its full name for google) is that an exmember of the gang turns on them and starts either a crusade or a turf war with said member's former allies. "THIS IS FOR KICKING ME OUT YOU BITCH" one says as a hail of rainbow bullets flies past. That way no one except the people invested in the ranch are hurt and the tranch gets the fight they want.

It won't happen, I'm still banking on "Phil gets bored and leaves" or "everyone leaves except those financially tied down or deluded".
 
What do I think they ARE insane enough to do? Assuming that they haven't been doing this already, I predict that they're going to start culling their livestock at night, posting the bodies on Twitter, and blaming the deaths on the Invisible MAGA Menace.
That way they can cut costs on the herd that they let get too big for them to take care of properly, and grift for more pity donations at the same time.
They already did
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There is this tweet mentioning they pick up the hay bales with their truck. I would assume the years worth of feed is just the person letting the tranch pick up a bale whenever they need one so they shouldn't have to worry about spoilage.

This how bonnie secure the load.
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Stimulus checks are dropping so look for the tranch to have a sudden night attack to grift more money.

Yep...
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Did they ever say how they dispose of dead alpacas? Their herd is so big and their ranch so inadequate there has to be some corpses by now.

They give the corpses to a local wolf rescue.
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Well, if everyone's sharing their "dream death" scenarios, why not add mine.
  1. Kev dies when he accidentally gains back all depth and then some while dilating
  2. Pennywise cracks, coomits sudoku
  3. The lesser troons, sensing the significant power vacume, start looting
  4. Troon Boone, seeing his life's work getting pillaged, starts unloading on them
  5. Jarrod decides it's time to burn it all and fiddle upon the ruins of Tran Ranch, so he lights the generator fuel on fire
  6. Jarrod realizes there's no fiddle on the premises and he can't play it anyway, so without any outlet for his murderous rage he jumps into the fire
  7. Sky just fucks off when he decides he's no longer "non-binary" and opens a quiet - well, as quiet as such a thing can be - gay bar in rural California with all the patreon money remaining
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