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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The trans community is all online for a reason. I'm willing to bet when stuck in a survival situtations the rockest of ribbed conservatives could learn to work with the soyest of faced lefties. When it comes to troons, though, the potshots and backbiting put teen girls to shame, and even in a survival situation they'd be more likely to kill each other.

Their group social politics are the most feminine thing about troons.
 
Even the big box stores are going to have a higher prices. Ammo manufacturers are all having to raise prices due to rising prices of materials, as the companies that produce the powder and primers are struggling to keep up with demand.
Again, thanks boomers and people who think we're going to get any kind of gun legislation passed any time this century. If it didn't happen after Sandy Hook, Vegas, Parkland, and whatever massacre is likely about to happen in the next three years, it ain't happening again.
 
Even the big box stores are going to have a higher prices. Ammo manufacturers are all having to raise prices due to rising prices of materials, as the companies that produce the powder and primers are struggling to keep up with demand.
something something lAtE sTaGe CaPiTaLiSm because products aren't free or reduced for me and my troon friends.
 
Again, thanks boomers and people who think we're going to get any kind of gun legislation passed any time this century. If it didn't happen after Sandy Hook, Vegas, Parkland, and whatever massacre is likely about to happen in the next three years, it ain't happening again.
If only thanks to the filibuster. Honestly, you'd think right now gun control would be political suicide since new legal gun owners shot up from all the lefty panic buying. But no, they're going to keep screeching...
 
All you can do is try to get out of there ASAP or they will try to ruin not only YOUR life but your friends and families lives as well.
Or bide your time until you can nail them for something nobody will defend, like CP or child rape or bestiality.
In the future, everyone will have to pick a side for the final, great battle of humanity: Alpaca Ranch or Kiwi Farms.
Why has everyone I've ever encountered who raises alpacas been a complete nutjob?
 
Or bide your time until you can nail them for something nobody will defend, like CP or child rape or bestiality.

Why has everyone I've ever encountered who raises alpacas been a complete nutjob?
Because Alpacas are lolcow magnets. They're cute, cuddly, and absolutely fucking useless. You only have them if you're disconnected from reality as they're almost completely useless.
 
The rest looks downright nasty. Stir the damn eggs while they cook and use lower heat. I think the other things are potatoes, but don't fucking bake them for breakfast. Cook them in a skillet.
You could have taken those ingredients and made a frittata with near-zero effort. When I threw house parties in a huge loft I lived in, we'd usually have dinner before and prep more veggies than we actually used for the dinner part before the true degeneracy started. In the morning anyone who had crashed there would be tasked with cleaning up the last night's mess and we'd feed them a frittata (or two or three) made with a dozen or more eggs as well as the chopped up leftover veggies, bacon, chorizo, and whatever else was sitting around.

Basic bitch recipe: a dozen eggs, scrambled, a couple splashes of whole milk (or cream), a cup or so of cheese, three cups of veggies, any spices you feel like, bake at 350 until done. You can easily make this hungover or even as crazy as a troon, it's easy beyond belief, and delicious.

And they have at least two of the exact thing you bake it in, a cast iron skillet.
 
I doubt they could wield it correctly, but I'm assuming them using .357 and .44 magnums dirty Harry style is overkill?
.44 is on the edge of practicality but anyone who can handle it can go for it. 357 Mag is a great animal defense caliber.
I'm all for the tacticool shit and I like to give fudds a hard time but honestly 357 revolvers are extremely versatile. You can also load them with 38 Spl for a softer shooting.

Then go for 9mm or .380. The performance difference between .45 ACP and 9mm is IMO Pretty much negligible, and I'd rather have more rounds than less rounds, so 9mm is the way to go.

EDIT: Seriously, .45 ACP and 9mm have virtually identical wound tracks. The main difference is that .45 ACP, being a slower, fatter round, is less likely to overpenetrate, and is subsonic.
.45 doesn't necessarily penetrate less. In terms of hollow points it depends on bullet design. A lot of modern bullets are designed for the 14-16" in ballistics gel no matter the caliber.
The "higher speed = higher penetration" rule of thumb doesn't always work that well because many times the faster bullets are lighter and being faster also means higher drag so inertia is working against them. I looked it up and lighter FMJ 115gr 9mm penetrates into gel less than .45 230gr FMJ (28 vs 30 inches) but 125gr NATO spec 9mm does 34 inches.
 
But but they're so quirk and unique?
They are. They're an animal that if you're someone who already raises sheep for their wool, might be interested in keeping a handful for small scale production, as their wool is very high quality stuff. As your primary money maker though? Fuuuuck that.

.44 is on the edge of practicality but anyone who can handle it can go for it. 357 Mag is a great animal defense caliber.
I'm all for the tacticool shit and I like to give fudds a hard time but honestly 357 revolvers are extremely versatile. You can also load them with 38 Spl for a softer shooting.


.45 doesn't necessarily penetrate less. In terms of hollow points it depends on bullet design. A lot of modern bullets are designed for the 14-16" in ballistics gel no matter the caliber.
The "higher speed = higher penetration" rule of thumb doesn't always work that well because many times the faster bullets are lighter and being faster also means higher drag so inertia is working against them. I looked it up and lighter FMJ 115gr 9mm penetrates into gel less than .45 230gr FMJ (28 vs 30 inches) but 125gr NATO spec 9mm does 34 inches.
Modern hollowpoints have changed the game immensely for self defense loads. I'd argue you could get extremely good hollowpoint performance out of many mouse guns now.
 
A geriatric toothless tranny sent them 800$ worth of wifi cameras.
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Just noticed the cameras in question. Those puny solar panels can not sustain the energy consumption of the unit. Maybe delay the shutdown for an hour longer then without them but still.
Seems like these men are not prepared for a power outage - a key component of an assault.

But hey, at least it works with alexa.
"Alexa, track down alt-right cis biggots"
"I'm not sure what you mean by that, sir"
"It's MAAAAM!!!!!"
 
If you're wondering how Daisy got overlooked in the roll call, wonder no more
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I'm betting on this guy being the last survivor.

 
Seems like these men are not prepared for a power outage - a key component of an assault.
They don't have grid power. They have a sketchy as fuck battery plant and run cheap chyna gensets constantly. Both where shown earlier in this thread.
The solar panals may or may not charge the plant and the wind "system" is inop.
 
They don't have grid power. They have a sketchy as fuck battery plant and run cheap chyna gensets constantly. Both where shown earlier in this thread.
The solar panals may or may not charge the plant and the wind "system" is inop.
Wow, I must have missed the photos. Thank you. That is degeneracy on whole new level.
They all need to let Dave Jones into their hearts.
 
Just noticed the cameras in question. Those puny solar panels can not sustain the energy consumption of the unit. Maybe delay the shutdown for an hour longer then without them but still.
Seems like these men are not prepared for a power outage - a key component of an assault.

But hey, at least it works with alexa.
"Alexa, track down alt-right cis biggots"
"I'm not sure what you mean by that, sir"
"It's MAAAAM!!!!!"
I mean, the plus is that their power can't be easily cut off by the feds. The down side is that it will automatically be cut off from their stupidity.

Edit: holy shit they live in squaller. The feds would have more difficulty getting around the trash than fighting the troons
 
Wow, I must have missed the photos. Thank you. That is degeneracy on whole new level.
They all need to let Dave Jones into their hearts.
Ill just link to my posts about it because I can find it quicker then digging the originals out of the big thread I should have linked to.
Battery plant Here
Gen set talked about Here

They are also running this whole "ranch" off a single residential well that feeds the house. My guess is that pump isn't long for this world running that hard and likely undervolted. Water usage has been something they where questioned on before and talked about in the main thread with colorado water rights laws. They depend on the sketchy genset situation for water.

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You could have taken those ingredients and made a frittata with near-zero effort. When I threw house parties in a huge loft I lived in, we'd usually have dinner before and prep more veggies than we actually used for the dinner part before the true degeneracy started. In the morning anyone who had crashed there would be tasked with cleaning up the last night's mess and we'd feed them a frittata (or two or three) made with a dozen or more eggs as well as the chopped up leftover veggies, bacon, chorizo, and whatever else was sitting around.

Basic bitch recipe: a dozen eggs, scrambled, a couple splashes of whole milk (or cream), a cup or so of cheese, three cups of veggies, any spices you feel like, bake at 350 until done. You can easily make this hungover or even as crazy as a troon, it's easy beyond belief, and delicious.

And they have at least two of the exact thing you bake it in, a cast iron skillet.
My guess is they baked the potatoes at way too high of a temperature. Baked potatoes, if whole, do need a high temp, but cut up potatoes cook pretty damn fast
 
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