Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Word. Perhaps she didn’t feel like she could just put “Protect Sex Workers” without “outing” herself.

Her saying “we must protect our people from these horrific acts of violence towards them” seems weird too. I understand she probably means WE as in Americans, but it reads like she means we Asians (or we Sex Workers?)

Don't you know? She's gay, trans, trans-black, AND trans-asian. Keep up!

But definitely not a sex worker. Oh no. She just has some boyfriends who like to pay her rent and buy her furniture and send her cakes, as long as she eats the cake naked on cam.

 

[Always-Real-Cheese]

She’s such a fucking idiot. “Me waiting for the universe to bring a boo that’s emotional intelligent”
It’s “emotionally intelligent” you moron. And that face she makes, makes me want to jump out the window. Her cringe factor is off the charts. I feel horrible for her children.

 

[Easy Peasy]

"Emotional intelligent"

Ok.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Nice Jude neck there. She also has 5 chins.

 

[AbraCadaver]

“Me waiting for the universe to bring me things”

Definitely checks out as a Tess post.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

"Emotional intelligent"

Ok.

Said person who dismissed “I got hit by a *semi truck” from supposed “boo”

 

[Pollybock]

She qualifies because she’s obese. She says that shouldn’t affect her health, so why take away from those that DO need the vaccine?
Like, I don’t qualify yet, so I’m not going to try to tap into a category I don’t belong in.

Is she healthy or not? Is obesity an issue or not? Only when convenient, of course

 

[SnarkySperg]

Tess is getting vaccinated-
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I’m a bit disappointed we didn’t get to see her squeeze into strawberry dress 2.0.
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and this was posted to her Instagram story-
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Wow, nice priorities, get your vaccine so you can make out with everyone. Fucking whore.

Only people who peaked in high school and became degenerate deadbeats after think you peak as a teenager. And it's also very rude to assume everyone over 70 is physically incapable of doing anything other than watching TV. Then again, assuming she lives to 70, Tess will most certainly be immobile.

Also, Ms. 'I am happily single and don't need no man' is saying to stop romanticizing the 'I don't need anybody' attitude?

Oh, great white savior, thank you ever so much for your instagram.com posting on this matter! Everything is better now!
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This fucking moron. An angry incel hates that the girls he pays for a rub and tug won't date him so he kills them? That's classic male anger against women for not touching his peepee, not racism. He even said it wasn't anything to do with them being Asian - and two of his victims weren't. They were just sex workers who died at the hands of an angry john. Don't bring woke shit into this; this is feminist shit.

It seems kinda, I dunno, prejudicial to see that Asians were killed and IMMEDIATELY jump to racism as the primary factor.

That caption is also fucking weird, did she copy it from elsewhere? That seems likely.

Why are we saying 'America's racism'? I didn't kill anyone. I'm not anti-Asian. Even if this was race-based I think most people think it was fucked up.

She qualifies because she’s obese. She says that shouldn’t affect her health, so why take away from those that DO need the vaccine?
Like, I don’t qualify yet, so I’m not going to try to tap into a category I don’t belong in.

Is she healthy or not? Is obesity an issue or not? Only when convenient, of course

She was quoted in an article recently. Basically she thinks since her health isn't taken seriously anyway she'll take advantage of that since it means she can get a 'life-saving vaccine' sooner. So she's dumb and a hypocrite, surprise surprise.

 

[Constellationzero]

Gee, you fat sack of greasy shit. BOO is not your word, you whitebread colonizing greasy fetid rot crotch fishlipped BRAPhog. Shut the entire fuck up. Black women are speaking.

 

[Barbarella]

In CA, the qualifications for this round of vaccines are people who have cancer, kidney disease or are immunocompromised by disease-or have a BMI of over 40.

Somebody smarter than me can find her height and do the calculations to figure out what her minimum weight might be.

“Me waiting for the universe to bring me a boo that’s emotional intelligent”

That sentence is crazy. It’s who’s, not that’s, aside from emotionally instead of emotional. Boo meaning man? Love? Who knows? The whole thing is structured wrong but she just wanted to post a “look cute” picture. Which she doesn’t-ever. She looks fat.

Serial killers/mass murderers have been around for hundreds of years killing women. Either they do it one by one in secret or they go mad and do a bunch at once. It’s not about race, it’s about women being easier targets- they usually are sex workers.

While I think Tess says all this for woke attention and doesn’t really have any deep-seated beliefs-if she thought all the time the way she posts, her brain is a very unhappy, unpleasant place to be. She should probably move to a country that isn’t quite so awful. If she can find one that won’t have all the inhabitants stare and point at her incredible girth, that is.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

In CA, the qualifications for this round of vaccines are people who have cancer, kidney disease or are immunocompromised by disease-or have a BMI of over 40.

Somebody smarter than me can find her height and do the calculations to figure out what her minimum weight might be.

Not much really. According to this table the minimum for ~65in (165cm from googling “Tess Holliday height”) and 40 BMI is 240lb.

 

[Clotso Coof]

In CA, the qualifications for this round of vaccines are people who have cancer, kidney disease or are immunocompromised by disease-or have a BMI of over 40.

Somebody smarter than me can find her height and do the calculations to figure out what her minimum weight might be.

At 5'4" and 350 lbs, her BMI would be 60.1.
I suspect she's shorter and fatter. She used to list her modeling height at 5'5", but she was notorious for lying about her measurements.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The shooter could tell Tess to her face that the shooting wasn't racially motivated, but she would STILL insist it was racism.

She's so full of shit.

 

[multiverse]

Tess is 5'2" and approximately 425-450 pounds. Where BMI and IQ merge...

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She's so sensitive about her workouts.

 

[Barbarella]

She’s so dumb she doesn’t know what “form” means. No Tess, they’d weren’t talking about your body (as terrible as it is), they were talking about how your legs aren’t lifted straight and your core isn’t held solid. You can exercise with that form three times a week and nothing will change.

 

[Umaibae]

Tess is 5'2" and approximately 425-450 pounds. Where BMI and IQ merge...
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I don’t think she’s that big, unfortunately.

In examining some photos where she’s standing next to other people with verifiable heights (Massy Arias, Danny Trejo) she is definitely no shorter than 5’3”.

On MyBodyGallery, there’s quite a few people in the height range in the vicinity of 370-390lbs that look very similar to Tess right now. I still maintain she’s around that weight and hasn’t quite crossed over to 400 just yet.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

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Champagne_papi_ is Canadian rapper Drake, just for some context.

Actually Drake is just champagnepapi with no underscores, champagne_papi_ is some rando who apparently just posts dumb, faux-deep shit about romance accompanied by pictures of couples that they probably stole from somewhere.

She’s such a fucking idiot. “Me waiting for the universe to bring a boo that’s emotional intelligent”
It’s “emotionally intelligent” you moron. And that face she makes, makes me want to jump out the window. Her cringe factor is off the charts. I feel horrible for her children.
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Just emotionally intelligent? Because I think she'd need someone who is every kind of intelligent, but then they'd know better than to associate with Tess.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Hah, any emotionally intelligent individual will know after 15 minutes to nope out. She's just too dumb to realize it. Stay desperate Ryann, we love to see it.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I’m amused that Tess waits for the universe to give her an “emotional intelligent” boo but she proactively inhales as many cakes as possible, including ordering cake from other parts of the country and makes day-long trips to the Madonna Inn for more cake.