The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Surfin Terf]

They give the corpses to a local wolf rescue.
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Was he talking about alpacas there? I was under the impression that he was talking about some alleged Natsi that he saw on the premises (and him without his camera ) and was trying to sound hardcore.

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

And I don't know if it's been mentioned already, but here's "grocery day" at the tranch: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-gibes-kathryn-gibes-transsalamander.65259/post-7935463

Ah. I’d forgotten about the grocery pic. It’s like I gave my kids 5 bucks and let them loose at the corner store.

 

[AnOminous]

From the previous ebegging;

Did they buy the place without having it inspected or just fucked the wiring themselves as @Jump suggested was possible with the jank batteries?

Do you even think it's possible a batch of deeply mentally ill, violent troons did anything remotely competently? Imagine the most stupid things it is possible anyone could have done starting a project like this. Then throw all that shit out because they did things so fucking dumb you couldn't even imagine them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So the inadequate Septic System is a ticking time bomb? God, I can't wait to see what happens when the shit just starts coming out of everywhere

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch as a whole is a ticking time bomb. Whether from the normally hostile residents, the septic system going tits up, and their well drying up and/or getting contaminated, there's many ways the bomb will go off for all of us to see and laugh at.

Lmao and Colorado is in a drought right now. I wonder how fast alpacas start dying when it's over 80 degrees and their water source has failed.

Set the timer!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I loathe boomer scalpers for ammo price increases. They were horrific in the Obama years. Especially with .22LR.

This is why I am leaning into 7.62 x 39 at the moment. You get a good AK pistol with brace, AK rifle, and Ruger Ranch chambered in 7.62 you've got most of your bases covered and only cost a "cheap" 43 cents a round at this point.

It should be noted that regardless of state laws, if you smoke weed you're federally prohibited from purchasing a firearm. I guess they've been lying on a couple 4473s...
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Lying on a 4473 is a felony btw. 10 years in prison or $250,000 fine.

Given the state has legalized weed this is a conundrum for the ATF. As others have said your only going to get hemmed up on this if you're being targeted for investigation. Some alt right sped posts a bong and pistol they are going to process crime him the fuck out, but some leftist trans faggots? Nah the Nigger Bitch in Chief ain't gonna authorize that.

Isn't smoking weed and owning guns a big No no? Not to mention they are living in a literal trash heap. This is going to end in flames and I'm more excited than I am for the next South Park special.

Drinking and firearms are a no no. Any drugs and firearms are unsafe. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy them separately.

 

[Dickens Cider]

40 shots rang out
And 40 troons fell.
They missed all the nazis
But shot the town to hell.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

If they're allowing the alpacas to breed unsupervised, are they doing oversight of the delivery of babies? A lot of domesticated animals have trouble with rejecting their newborns and leaving them to die, and that's if there are no complications with the birthing process in the first place.

For an idea of what delivering a newborn alpaca (aka cria) is like, here's a little guide I found on what people should have ready.

 

[Gone Ham]

If they're allowing the alpacas to breed unsupervised, are they doing oversight of the delivery of babies? A lot of domesticated animals have trouble with rejecting their newborns and leaving them to die, and that's if there are no complications with the birthing process in the first place.

I’m assuming the alpacas have a high pre birth mortality rate, considering how I haven’t seen a baby alpaca in any pics. But do you even need to ask if they’re responsible to supervise their births? It’s an obvious no that they don’t, let alone none would have a clue what to do with it anyway.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

If they're allowing the alpacas to breed unsupervised, are they doing oversight of the delivery of babies? A lot of domesticated animals have trouble with rejecting their newborns and leaving them to die, and that's if there are no complications with the birthing process in the first place.

For an idea of what delivering a newborn alpaca (aka cria) is like, here's a little guide I found on what people should have ready.

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giving a bunch of mentally unstable sexual deviants a shit ton of lube, urethral catheters, and sharp instruments doesn't sound like a good idea to me

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

giving a bunch of mentally unstable sexual deviants a shit ton of lube, urethral catheters, and sharp instruments doesn't sound like a good idea to me

They probably have a lot of such instruments lying around already, though just not any that are sterile.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

giving a bunch of mentally unstable sexual deviants a shit ton of lube, urethral catheters, and sharp instruments doesn't sound like a good idea to me

the only reason that none of them's fucked an alpaca yet is that they've all been castrated.

that's a minor blessing in all this.

 

[Shitmonger]

If they're allowing the alpacas to breed unsupervised, are they doing oversight of the delivery of babies? A lot of domesticated animals have trouble with rejecting their newborns and leaving them to die, and that's if there are no complications with the birthing process in the first place.

For an idea of what delivering a newborn alpaca (aka cria) is like, here's a little guide I found on what people should have ready.

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They probably don't even know the signs of one of them going into labor. If alpacas are anything like horses and many other herbivores they'll wait until some ungodly hour of the night to actually give birth. The troons most likely just notice new ones appearing in the morning.

Are their dogs loose at night? If so, they probably take care of anything leftover. Farm dogs will eat any fucking thing. They'll follow the vet around hoping he's going to castrate something.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They probably don't even know the signs of one of them going into labor. If alpacas are anything like horses and many other herbivores they'll wait until some ungodly hour of the night to actually give birth. The troons most likely just notice new ones appearing in the morning.

Are their dogs loose at night? If so, they probably take care of anything leftover. Farm dogs will eat any fucking thing. They'll follow the vet around hoping he's going to castrate something.

A quick read-around indicates that alpacas usually deliver during early daylight hours. The fact that they have a couple dozen sheep they're wanting to breed is very concerning itself, though; my understanding is that sheep are much more likely to run into complications when lambing.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao and Colorado is in a drought right now. I wonder how fast alpacas start dying when it's over 80 degrees and their water source has failed.

But think about the alpacas! Don't you feel any sorrow at all about the suffering of the alpacas under the cruel tyranny of murderous troon scum?

 

[Great Monkey King]

If they're allowing the alpacas to breed unsupervised, are they doing oversight of the delivery of babies? A lot of domesticated animals have trouble with rejecting their newborns and leaving them to die, and that's if there are no complications with the birthing process in the first place.

I’m pretty sure someone (I think Kevin but maybe Bonnie?) posted about discovering the new alpaca by looking out the window and didn’t even know the mother had been pregnant. So no, they are not doing any oversight. Of anything.

 

[Gone Ham]

TBH, the more I think of it, the thing that will happen to them is the SPCA gets fed up with reports of animal abuses, leverages their power, and gets the place shut down

 

[2020chan]

https://twitter.com/desert_daisie/status/1371123946951610369/photo/1

They do live well...
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The amount of absolute bullshit in the picture triggers me.
Why are there 4 pill bottles just haphazardly strewn about with coins, a pocket knife, whatever that yellow thing is?...just, clean up a little. I'm willing to bet the pill bottles are old empties that are there for no other reason than pure laziness.

What does he mean by getting a bong that bounces? All the bongs I've ever seen have been glass. Do they make plastic ones?

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Do they make plastic ones?

Yes they do.

 

[Shitmonger]

A quick read-around indicates that alpacas usually deliver during early daylight hours. The fact that they have a couple dozen sheep they're wanting to breed is very concerning itself, though; my understanding is that sheep are much more likely to run into complications when lambing.

Yeah, "early daylight hours." They say that about horses too and it means 4 am when it's cold as balls out and the last fucking thing you want to be doing is staggering around cleaning up a foal.

But think about the alpacas! Don't you feel any sorrow at all about the suffering of the alpacas under the cruel tyranny of murderous troon scum?

Well I did get a dark chuckle out of envisioning the poor alpacas strewn about like the bodies in the Jonestown video someone posted but yeah, it would be pretty fucked up.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I’m pretty sure someone (I think Kevin but maybe Bonnie?) posted about discovering the new alpaca by looking out the window and didn’t even know the mother had been pregnant. So no, they are not doing any oversight. Of anything.

So what exactly is going on in this place? I'm a bit new to this saga but I'm trying to parse what the fuck these people are trying to do. Does their concept of ranching boil down to "food goes in, wool and baby animals come out?" Where the fuck did they learn how to care for farm animals, Stardew Valley?