Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

Predict the next arc!

  • Troon out saga

    Votes: 450 46.5%
  • Another trip to Japan

    Votes: 251 26.0%
  • Back to college for psych

    Votes: 90 9.3%
  • Back to streaming Mario games

    Votes: 168 17.4%
  • Another catfish

    Votes: 264 27.3%

  • Total voters
    967
complaining about CalebHart being shirtless on streams

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All these fucking whiney cunts do is complain nonstop about twitch and how it doesnt do enough to protect them from trolls and how its not fair to them. Have you ever thought about...not using twitch if you dont fucking like it? Or, how about actually getting a personality so people will actually want to watch you and grow a pair of balls so you can handle the trolls.
 
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So chibi recently posted some art he drew of streamer e-girl "friends" of his and it struck me as surprisingly competent (for chibi):

Long story short I found his old deviantart account (sadly inactive since 2013) and it doesn't seem to have been posted in the thread at any point (from a quick search anyway):

Most of his art is generic 2000s anime fanart but I've grabbed some highlights and stalked his comments:
Confirmed brony: https://archive.md/scK2D

Lilo from Lilo & Stitch is QUITE sexy: https://archive.md/fwzDA

Chibi apparently runs up and "glomps" people he doesn't know: https://archive.md/NUDxn
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Weird rant/breakup thing?: https://archive.md/saZzx

Shrinking fetish art: https://www.deviantart.com/chibinekodemyx/art/Larxene-s-Toys-43759895
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17th birthday party: https://archive.md/dlXcU
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18 year old chibi is here to fuck:
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MSPaint mario kart drawings: https://archive.md/BN8NW
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Could have been the next Buckley:
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And finally, the proof nobody needed that chibi has always been this thirsty for attention:
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I don't care. Let's see how easy the code is and find out just how retarded this guy really is...
Here if you are still interested.
 
Here if you are still interested.

I wasn't joking about "not knowing how to use a variable", but, I'm still surprised anyway.
It even tells you how to calculate tips so you don't even need to know how to do that.
 
Here if you are still interested.
Collect inputs for four variables.
  1. Meal #1 Cost [meal1]
  2. Meal #2 Cost [meal2]
  3. Meal #3 Cost [meal3]
  4. Tip % [tipPercent]
Calculate the subtotal of the meal (meal1 + meal2 + meal3). Store this as a variable for easier text ouput coding. [subtotal]
Calculate the value of the tip (subtotal * 0.tipPercent). Store this as a variable for easier text ouput coding. [tipPrice]
Calculate the overall price of the meal (subtotal + tipPrice). Store this as a variable for easier text ouput coding. [total]
Calculate the potential price per individual should the bill be split (total / 3). Store this as a variable for easier text ouput coding. [splitBillPrice]

Write text outputs, using the variables, according to the instructions for the assignment.

This assignment assumes that there will only ever be three customers at a table. I had to do this assignment in grade 10. It was in the first fucking month of the class.

I've always complained about how rushed high school was in my generation, especially considering how useless elementary school has become (7-9 years of wasted potential and preparation). I don't even know how to describe how disappointed I am reading this assignment outline. That disappointment is then turned into uproarious laughter at the thought of a grown ass man resorting to cancellation attempts over being so incompetent that he needed the prof to do this braindead shit for him.

btw, not a coding major. my knowledge of code is purely fundamental.
embarrassing.
 
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All these fucking whiney cunts do is complain nonstop about twitch and how it doesnt do enough to protect them from trolls and how its not fair to them. Have you ever thought about...not using twitch if you dont fucking like it? Or, how about actually getting a personality so people will actually want to watch you and grow a pair of balls so you can handle the trolls.
"Over 1000 alt accounts". The guy thinks he's a big enough streamer that he attracts trolls with that level of dedication?
 
Good stuff coming from the guy who made and deleted a bunch of tweets about a year ago about how he was scared to meet a black person through craigslist to sell something
or the same guy complaining on discord about his over-reproducing mexican neighbors a couple weeks ago. I dont know if its a comedic lack of self awareness or an unquenchable thirst for feminist e-thots. Either way, :story:
 
Speaking of that Tomba 2 run, before that there was a Bubsy run. Chibi was on the couch for that one too, and interestingly enough he's doing ok. There's more people there cracking jokes and having fun. Chibi is actually fitting in. It helps explain his behavior during Caveman's run.

It's weird watching it, he has no idea he will have a life changing moment in an hour.
Thanks for mentioning it, I'm semi-watching it and I'm dying at Chibi saying forced "funny" stuff while Caveman is sitting behind the couch with a serious visage. It's as if he knew what would happen a hour later.

I feel bad for Chibi, that was definitely a John Numbers moment in his life; there were two other speedruns before Tomba 2 where he did not sit on the couch for, why did he go back? He definitely asks this question every night before sleep.
 
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Was this dudes childhood that sad that he doesnt understand that kids running around just means theyre playing with each other and having fun? Whats he want them to do, just sit quietly for 12 hrs a day while they listen to him stream to his 4 viewers downstairs? The absolute nerve of these mexicans.
Chibi bro they are just kids your in your thirties and you don't know that is just sad it'll be a different story if they are knoking on your door a lot and running away but they are not.
 
Good stuff coming from the guy who made and deleted a bunch of tweets about a year ago about how he was scared to meet a black person through craigslist to sell something


Which makes no sense. Its obvious where that nose came from. Momma likea da darkness
 
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