The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[bluegenius8585]

Maybe they'll infect themselves with cryptomining ransomware in order to gather more crowdfunding monies. galaxy brain move

Or they'll get some RTXs and create some crappy rig, and cause their power system to spontaneously combust

 

[Prolego]

A quick read-around indicates that alpacas usually deliver during early daylight hours. The fact that they have a couple dozen sheep they're wanting to breed is very concerning itself, though; my understanding is that sheep are much more likely to run into complications when lambing.

I think they got rid of the sheep when they got the second hundred alpacas. Anyway, most of the shit on that list is overkill. It's a list designed for people who keep one or two as pets and is way over the top. I've worked on sheep farms during lambing, and the essentials are lube, the feeding tube and iodine, plus a warm place for any sickly babies.

You also have to ultrasound all the mothers incase any are carrying twins (or more) since her mineral needs skyrocket (sheep aren't really meant to have more than one) .

That must be because of where you live. Here in the UK, most farmers aim for two lambs per ewe, because sheep farming land tends to be pretty fertile, but not all that easy to get a tractor on it to grow something better. But even the shittest, most remote, Scottish hill farm is greener than the Tranch. If they were farming just what their land can support, they'd likely have an upper limit of three sheep and no alpacas.

 

[bluegenius8585]

I think they got rid of the sheep when they got the second hundred alpacas. Anyway, most of the shit on that list is overkill. It's a list designed for people who keep one or two as pets and is way over the top. I've worked on sheep farms during lambing, and the essentials are lube, the feeding tube and iodine, plus a warm place for any sickly babies.

That must be because of where you live. Here in the UK, most farmers aim for two lambs per ewe, because sheep farming land tends to be pretty fertile, but not all that easy to get a tractor on it to grow something better. But even the shittest, most remote, Scottish hill farm is greener than the Tranch. If they were farming just what their land can support, they'd likely have an upper limit of three sheep and no alpacas.

It wasn't so much the available pasture, more the needs of the mother to support the two lambs as they aren't great at providing the minerals etc. down the placenta

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Given the state has legalized weed this is a conundrum for the ATF. As others have said your only going to get hemmed up on this if you're being targeted for investigation. Some alt right sped posts a bong and pistol they are going to process crime him the fuck out, but some leftist trans faggots? Nah the Nigger Bitch in Chief ain't gonna authorize that.

Coincidentally, owning guns and constantly talking about smoking weed is what got FPSRussia in prison.

 

[Divine right to rule]

They're trying to LARP as competent women.

And unicorns, another being that doesn't exist but is sometimes whispered about in legends of old.

 

[Fictional Character]

And unicorns, another being that doesn't exist but is sometimes whispered about in legends of old.

I'm pretty sure unicorns are only supposed to appear before virgins, so the goings on at the Tranch probably made any theoretical unicorns vacate the entire North American continent.

 

[remiem]

I'd question whether they even realize that they are supposed to be feeding the animals minerals at all, at least when they moved in (although it wouldn't surprise me if the free hay person helped them get some minerals too, I'm guessing someone in the area cares about the animals but it's not any of the troons). Hopefully they get some selenium supplements; most soils west of the Rocky Mountains are selenium-poor. Selenium deficiency in sheep gets you white muscle disease, where the sheep slowly loses strength, wastes away, and dies. The meat's unsalvageable, too. I don't know what it gets you in alpacas, but I guarantee that it is nothing good. White muscle disease tends to strike in pregnancy, when the needs of the developing lamb overtax the ewe's deficient selenium supplies, and results in prolonged, difficult lambing that the lamb often doesn't survive. Surviving lambs have white muscle disease themselves, and have obvious trouble standing and weak little baas. Without the ability to stand or suckle vigorously, they are likely to die quickly of hypothermia if not cared for properly (newborn lambs rely on burning glucose to keep their body temperature up and will die of hypothermia before they can starve to death).

They have sheep already unfortunately.

Looking through their twitter and they had an incident where the chicken coop flipped over and killed some of their chickens. You didn't even secure the coop? You just laid it there?

Also to whoever quoted me pages ago saying they pick up the feed when they need too. That is not the case.

This is animal hoarding and whoever is giving them or selling them animals needs to get a clue as well. There's absolutely no way this doesn't go to hell in a handbasket because they're growing far beyond their means. far too quickly. The fact that they're breeding alongside having all these animals is absolutely a travesty.

Given the amount of dogs and cats they keep in the house with them I cannot even fathom the stink inside that place.

 

[Lubby Smith]

"I'm not a dude I'm just fuckin tired"

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[SmokeyMcRunFast]

They have sheep already unfortunately.

Looking through their twitter and they had an incident where the chicken coop flipped over and killed some of their chickens. You didn't even secure the coop? You just laid it there?

Also to whoever quoted me pages ago saying they pick up the feed when they need too. That is not the case.

This is animal hoarding and whoever is giving them or selling them animals needs to get a clue as well. There's absolutely no way this doesn't go to hell in a handbasket because they're growing far beyond their means. far too quickly. The fact that they're breeding alongside having all these animals is absolutely a travesty.

Given the amount of dogs and cats they keep in the house with them I cannot even fathom the stink inside that place.

Unfortunately unless the animals are starving or actively being tortured no one will do much.

 

[White Devil]

"I'm not a dude I'm just fuckin tired"
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"I'm not a dude"

There's no way anyone would mistake that photo for a woman or Phil in general.

 

[RonRiot]

I wonder what their taxes look like, if they even do them. I searched for their store (on Etsy lmao) and of course there's nothing for sale right now. They do have to continue producing something in order to be classed as a farm and keep receiving tax breaks. Unfortunately breeding them also counts as production, so they have a low-effort loophole if they get lazy about the wool and shearing.

Does anyone know what's up with their dogs? It seems like there are a lot of pictures of half-grown puppies. Are they just letting them breed freely and keeping all the puppies without getting any of them sterilized? That's a good way to end up with a big pack of inbred mongrels that start mauling the alpacas. Large packs of dogs around livestock tend to end badly, even if they're supposed to be a livestock breed.

The dogs are Pyrenees, which is a livestock guardian breed who would usually live outdoors with a flock to protect from predators. They never really mentioned why they ended up with a litter of puppies. They are quite cagey in general about the dogs. There was vague talk of having homes for the oops litter but they still seem to be at the ranch, and Kevin once had a tantrum because one of them knocked over one of his precious plastic children’s toys. They’re a good guard dog breed as they would usually be allowed to bond more closely to the flock than to humans, and are territorial and have the strength to back it up. You do not need ten of them in a small Yoda shack.
Like everything else they’ve taken something reasonable in theory and allowed it to become a mess.

 

[retard strength]

God that is a long fucking face, I'm not even going to make jokes about it because his entire life already is one.

 

[Maamtis]

Someone should get in Doug Walker's ear and suggest a sequel to Kickassia where they invade The Tranch.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

>spooks

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I wonder what a spook is?

• A racial slur for a black person

Spook - Wikipedia

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[REGENDarySumanai]

God that is a long fucking face, I'm not even going to make jokes about it because his entire life already is one.

Why the long face?

 

[Iron Hamster]

>spooks

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So tired of larping you're going to give away your position by playing with your phone?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hate these fucking people. They create some public identity about happy unicorns and shit and then actually torture and starve innocent alpacas because they are completely incompetent to care for them. Fuck these troons. Alpacas may be the most useless animals in existence but they do not deserve to be tortured to death by the pathetic incompetence of scum like this.

I hear alpaca wool is super warm at least

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Bonnie threatens to kill some guy named Earl

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"I'm not a dude I'm just fuckin tired"
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lololol it's not the sleep deprivation that's making you look like a dude there, buddy

 

[mr.moon1488]

Bonnie threatens to kill some guy named Earl
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Why do I get the feeling "Earl" is the mailman, but these speds think he's some kind of Nazi spy?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Given the amount of dogs and cats they keep in the house with them I cannot even fathom the stink inside that place.

Dogs, cats & at least 2 amholes