The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Russketeer]

Glock 40 and a hipoint 10mm carbine would make a nice matched pair to take care of any realistic Tranch need for much cheaper than their LARP guns.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Don’t overlook 10mm. The round is getting popular because of 9mm prices. Plus a Glock 40 is at similar prices as their shitty Ruger 57.

10mm has such great variety to it as well. You can get 10mm that's right around 40 S&W, or you can get absolutely screaming bear self-defense rounds or anything in between. The G40 is one of my favorite guns.

 

[Prolego]

>spooks

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At some point they're going to open fire on some poor old couple who just brought their grandkids out to see the alpacas.

 

[AnOminous]

As much as I'd like to see something go down, I'd really hate to see some poor rando just living his life get shot by one of these psychos.

About the only "good" thing that could possibly come out of this insanity is if after they pull a Waco, society finally realizes that troons are, in fact, psychotic, hyper-violent males who need to be viewed as an immediate danger to anyone around them.

 

[thismanlies]

About the only "good" thing that could possibly come out of this insanity is if after they pull a Waco, society finally realizes that troons are, in fact, psychotic, hyper-violent males who need to be viewed as an immediate danger to anyone around them.

That's implying every woke retard wouldn't portray them as heroes standing against the remnants of Trump's fascist regime.

 

[gaystoner]

• Had someone from out of town help with security. He came in and was aggressively followed down our road to the point there was an 80mph chase down our road and he had to draw a gun to get them to back off.

Press X to Doubt

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

About the only "good" thing that could possibly come out of this insanity is if after they pull a Waco, society finally realizes that troons are, in fact, psychotic, hyper-violent males who need to be viewed as an immediate danger to anyone around them.

I have no doubt that Traco is going to be buried in the news, the same way that minority-on-minority crime is buried. They won't want to cover the Tranch Dividian uprising.

 

[Tiger Jack]

• Josie: "We are dealing with well entitled people who have no training or understanding of what they're really doing trying to intimidate people."

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

• They caught multiple people armed on their property that night and that was 2 weeks ago now—been at that level of harassment since then
• Host: "How did you respond to finding them on your property that first time?" Penny: "He commanded them to turn around and walk off our property and if they turned back toward him, they were going to die. They ran and left a trail of piss down my fucking driveway., threw their rifles and jumped our fucking gate"

How can anyone be stupid enough to believe this actually happened? They really expect me to believe a bunch of guys with guns walked onto their property then when told to leave threw their guns away and pissed themselves in fear? I think this is what they think would happen because they believe the people around them are a bunch of dumb inbred hicks. If a militia really wanted them dead they wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[AnOminous]

How can anyone be stupid enough to believe this actually happened? They really expect me to believe a bunch of guys with guns walked onto their property then when told to leave threw their guns away and pissed themselves in fear? I think this is what they think would happen because they believe the people around them are a bunch of dumb inbred hicks. If a militia really wanted them dead they wouldn't stand a chance.

Someone would just wait somewhere a half-mile away and plink them off one by one any time they came outside. Nobody would be the wiser.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's getting harder to believe this is all completely made up. Fabulism is hard work and can be exhausting: the more you make up, the more work it is to keep your story straight and the greater the chance that someone will pull on the wrong thread and the whole thing will unravel. I suspect there's a germ of truth at the center of all this but the trancheros have blown it completely out of proportion because they're paranoid, crazy, and really want to murder someone.

The thing about rural areas is that although most of the people really are friendly folks who are happy to live and let live, there are also definitely people who are just white trash. Ignorant hotheads who suck at life and blame everyone else for it. Even the other rural folks detest them, mostly, but try to deal with them as best they can. So yeah, I can totally see a couple of young male shitkickers getting drunk in town one night and deciding to teach those trannies a lesson, which probably amounted to driving out to the ranch and shouting "Faggots!" at the house from the property line while pulling daddy's unloaded hunting rifle out of the truck bed. And then Penny or whoever probably screamed back and pointed one of their giant semiauto murderguns at them, and it scared them away because they were just a couple of drunk losers out to amuse themselves who never really meant to start some shit.

And since then the trancheros have probably been whipping each other into a frenzy nonstop about how scary it all was and how they're definitely going to kill some Nazis next time. And of course that they've been swimming in donations since then certainly gives them incentive to keep embellishing the story, but because they're crazy, it also gives them an incentive to believe their own embellishments and react to them, which is how you get Penny and Josie patrolling the property all night muttering to themselves about how they really, really, really want to kill someone.

 

[White Devil]

It's getting harder to believe this is all completely made up. Fabulism is hard work and can be exhausting: the more you make up, the more work it is to keep your story straight and the greater the chance that someone will pull on the wrong thread and the whole thing will unravel. I suspect there's a germ of truth at the center of all this but the trancheros have blown it completely out of proportion because they're paranoid, crazy, and really want to murder someone.

The thing about rural areas is that although most of the people really are friendly folks who are happy to live and let live, there are also definitely people who are just white trash. Ignorant hotheads who suck at life and blame everyone else for it. Even the other rural folks detest them, mostly, but try to deal with them as best they can. So yeah, I can totally see a couple of young male shitkickers getting drunk in town one night and deciding to teach those trannies a lesson, which probably amounted to driving out to the ranch and shouting "Faggots!" at the house from the property line while pulling daddy's unloaded hunting rifle out of the truck bed. And then Penny or whoever probably screamed back and pointed one of their giant semiautomatic rifles at them, and it scared them away because they were just a couple of drunk losers out to amuse themselves who never really meant to start some shit.

And since then the trancheros have probably been whipping each other into a frenzy nonstop about how scary it all was and how they're definitely going to kill some Nazis next time. And of course that they've been swimming in donations since then certainly gives them incentive to keep embellishing the story, but because they're crazy, it also gives them an incentive to believe their own embellishments and react to them, which is how you get Penny and Josie patrolling the property all night muttering to themselves about how they really, really, really want to kill someone.

Nah, it's all bullshit.

 

[local killjoy]

Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.
I gift you this information in the form of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch limited edition trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.
The polycule:
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The couple:
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Team Trailers / Temporary Members
The ranch had an influx of people between July-September 2020. We aren't sure who remains, with the exception of Josie. We do know one or more people left on bad terms in December 2020 (@Cerabella ).
There are two sources on ranchers, aside from ranchers' own tweets:
- The September 2020 Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountain PBS clip shows Josie was in residence by then.
- The January 2021 High Country News article shows Daisy and Justine[sic]. However, the article only confirms ranch residents as recently as November 2020, which is when the visit for the article was made, so no help with who left in December.
It seems Team Trailers is 1-3 people, listed in order of likelihood.

Confirmed residents (Daisy amended, confirmed by @Prolego ):
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Josie / @josiebean42 seems committed, and possibly in it for the long haul. Picture courtesy RMPBS. Dox here courtesy @Meiwaku.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus

On the ranch as of November 2020 per High Country News:
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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck

Spoiler: Justine / Justyne is zirdo_ionsa

Same hat, shirt and face.
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Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors
Confirmed ex-res (update on these guys from @JY's Tampon, not edited as yet):
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .

Spoiler: Bonus footage of Kevin with Anarchowhore and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa

From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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We also have 2 confirmed ex-ranchers:
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Lizzie/Crayons: Jan-April 2020. Arrival source, @stupid fuck , departure source @ValVenus .
Raging_Grace: June 2020. Obviously themselves a mad troon throwing abuse accusations but confirmed to have stayed by Penny's responses.
Raging_grace accusations source, @ValVenus
Penny's response source, @Tomssu.

ETA: I'd like to keep these up to date, so feel free to @ me on any confirmed guests/sightings.
I considered HuskyAldoRaine but there isn't any evidence he's living with them.

Spoiler: More edit history.

ETA2: Josie's dox source.
ETA 3: Update Daisy, @anarchowhore and @trans_roadie.

Little late to the party, but happy the tranch is getting its own thread. I mentioned this far back in Kevin’s thread so I’ll mention it here: another member of the tranch is DeathPigeon. He’s been on the tranch for about a year or so but doesn’t care for any of the animals and writes really shitty stories. Just another mentally unstable tranny that e-begs like clockwork with fake pronouns.

 

[Cool Spot]

I assume he looks somewhat like this

Spoiler

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Nice photo of @SIGSEGV.

 

[FunkyFupa]

With all the talk about their body armor and ammo, can't just the meanie fash aim for their heads?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Setting aside the fact the the troon force is mentally retarded and terminally lazy wouldn't it make a lot of sense to buy a tractor some farming equipment and start a garden? They've got thirty something acres they could turn a couple of the acres into a garden so they wouldn't have to spend so much money on food for themselves and their animals.
Something like this.

 

[Sourceress]

Setting aside the fact the the troon force is mentally retarded and terminally lazy wouldn't it make a lot of sense to buy a tractor some farming equipment and start a garden? They've got thirty something acres they could turn a couple of the acres into a garden so they wouldn't have to spend so much money on food for themselves and their animals. View attachment 2008114
Something like this.

It looks like pretty bad farming land and would probably take a lot of work to make a real garden or farm out of it, so I don't know if that would work, but they could certainly have a greenhouse and/or container garden and buy potting soil and such from the local hardware store for it. Container gardening in particular is pretty dead simple, especially for easier veggies.

But then they might have to eat something green and healthier than a Hot Pocket, and we can't have that!

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

There's no actual evidence that the town is the least hostile to the tranch. Before this war larp started the most hostile thing they reported was that some guy wore a Maga cap in the same gas station as them. He didn't even say anything. And the only reason I count that is because Bonnie really wanted to fight that guy. Only choosing not to do that because their employer (some Amish guy ) was in the car with them. View attachment 2002247


However the tranch has always been very hostile when it comes to the local community. They always go into town armed and in groups just in case. And when some shop owner thanked the trannies for openly carrying
Bonnie's reply was more or less "You're the reason we're armed". View attachment 2002290

The townspeople are not to blame for any kind of hostile environment that the tranch is currently in. Nothing has ever even hinted at the townspeople being anything but supporting and getting shit on in return. And until the fascist militia showed up the tranch was responsible for every single hostile situation in town.

That’s some next-level paranoia right there. Even the most whacked-out, doom-addled people I know aren’t that afraid of everyone around them.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Host: "How did you respond to finding them on your property that first time?" Penny: "He commanded them to turn around and walk off our property and if they turned back toward him, they were going to die. They ran and left a trail of piss down my fucking driveway., threw their rifles and jumped our fucking gate"

How can anyone be stupid enough to believe this actually happened? They really expect me to believe a bunch of guys with guns walked onto their property then when told to leave threw their guns away and pissed themselves in fear? I think this is what they think would happen because they believe the people around them are a bunch of dumb inbred hicks. If a militia really wanted them dead they wouldn't stand a chance.

Listen, when Supreme Furher Donald Drumpf & Chief Marshall J.K. Rowling ordered us to storm the Tranch they didn't tell us just how armed these powerful women would be.
We thought we were going in against a soft target, a house of very beautiful and sexy Real Women which we could sexually abuse and exploit before slaughtering them all.
We just didn't expect them to yell at us with silly threats! You would have dropped your $1,400 rifle and ammo and emptied 10x your whole bladder running away too if you had been in our shoes!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

It looks like pretty bad farming land and would probably take a lot of work to make a real garden or farm out of it, so I don't know if that would work, but they could certainly have a greenhouse and/or container garden and buy potting soil and such from the local hardware store for it. Container gardening in particular is pretty dead simple, especially for easier veggies.

But then they might have to eat something green and healthier than a Hot Pocket, and we can't have that!

I figured it would take a lot of work to make the land into good farming land but still that would be a better use of the money than toys and guns. But they've spent their entire lives making bad decisions why would they stop now.