Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Anime Avatar. Isn't that what Bob always writes to dismiss the opinions of the weeaboos who criticize him on Twitter?

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Know MovieBob, know the whole Chipman Clan.
Laura's Facebook is not very active, but she definitely has a predilection for Biden, BLM, and LGBTBBQ+.
Well, Laura's definitely got the Chipman Smugness Gene. All she needs is a goatee and she can be a body double for Bobbo.
 
SEGA actually hires fans who make good fanmade content; the reasoning is that if you're so passionate about their IP that you're able to make excellent content, SEGA wants you on board. If you're able to make something that good for free, what will you do when you're paid to do so?
So Chris does have a chance. My body is ready.
 
If those Asians had guns, they wouldn't need cops to protect themselves.
There's a reason groups like JPFO exist.

That said, in Bob's mind Jews fall into two groups:
• woke neoliberals, and thus TRUE and HONEST PoC (that woke rabbi, Noah Berlatsky)
• everyone else (Ben Shapiro, Bernie Sanders)
Then I'm pretty sure you need that barometer fixed or replaced. At the very least demand your money back because it sounds like it's busted
It's ResetEra. What did you expect?
More domestic terrorists. Cop don't recognize "hate crime" like journos do, because they are in bed with Trump, and they want Asians killed because they might vote Dem.
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> GQP

You just know he spent an hour and several cans of PBR thinking that up.

(as an aside, there's no massive shift within the Asian community; it's just that first-generation immigrants tend to be more right-wing than second-generation or later immigrants. There's a reason Ted Cruz came to America himself, while AOC was born in New York.)
Today we also learn that neo-Nazis love to seek sexual favors from Asian pros:
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> that's a whataboutism

So's talking about anti-Asian attacks to distract from criticism of neoliberalism. This is basically textbook whataboutery - it was first used by Irish nationalists who would respond to any mention of the 'Ra's atrocities with ”what about Kingsmill, Bloody Sunday, etc”.
ACAB and cops are not to be trusted. Twitter is the Judge and Jury.
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If he killed eight innocent women, he's not doing a good job of being a Christian.
General racial bullshit:
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Welfare queens do exist - visit your local council estate for proof. What Blob doesn't realise is that, even if they didn't exist, Republicans viewed them as a problem in the same way he views mayo ghouls as a problem.
America is responsible for righting all perceived racial wrongs -- even though another country started it.
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If we can attack George Washington for killing Indians, we can do the same to Hernán Cortés and Juan Ponce de León.
> Boston
> cultural capital

:story: :story: :story: :story:
Mah Mommy Hillary!!!
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Hillary would not have succeeded; she would have failed, and Blob would be calling it excellent because his waifu would be pulling pints and so unable to criticise Hillary.

What Blob doesn't realise is that socialism in America emerged over the last four years as a reaction to Trump. Four years ago Bernie was a crank in the Senate, AOC was behind a bar and about three people had heard of the Green New Deal. If Hillary had won, there wouldn't have been the push to the right that motivated moderates and previously apolitical young people to turn to the left.
This Emily Joy looks like a joy:
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> racism
> evangelicals

Ever heard of AME churches?
Someone disrespects Ellen Page:
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Blob is fat and Ellen Page would not have sex with him.
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Who needs panic buttons when you have AOC?
My unpopular opinion is that I'd be very unsurprised if the glowies removed some of those panic buttons.

We all know that the CIA has got leftists killed before, and for panic buttons to magically vanish from leftist Congresscritters' offices the day before a riot just seems suspicious to me.
 
Nice of Bob to think so highly of himself.
Remember when there articles written when Black Panther lost its 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? That shit was merely a precursor to what is coming next. This article is entirely correct. You won't be able to criticize a director's work if they have the right genitals, skin color, and politics. Hell, the Oscars are going to outright select Best Picture nominations based on arbitrary characteristics from cast and crew.

Bobert, as predictable as a fucking sunrise, immediately leaps to the conclusion that the author hates Chinese women. Absolutely amazing.
 
Just to piss off fat faggots.
No other reason like profit or interest.

It really does burn Boebert that fans for two series he doesn't like got what they wanted huh?
Miserable old git.

- John Oliver is only wrong when he disagrees with El Gordo.
- Maybe instead of thinking Carlson is performing some 4D mindgames, you can be open to the fact that Carlson isn't a bad person and is just speaking his mind and/or doing his job? Nah, fucking polite, gentlemanly Nazi.
 
Eat shit shitlords
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Bob is now completely immune to the coof thanks to the wonder drug that just kinda makes you more resistant, assuming you have no co-morbidities like obesity and adult onset type 2 diabetes, and requires you to continue to do what you were doing before you got that magical shot.

Looks like it's time to stay home and be a miserable piece of shit on twitter bois!
I think the shots more effective than that? Like you still have, depending on the shot a four percent chance of getting a milder case of the china Covid virus.

Rooftop Koreans for massage parlors when?

Like the LA riots.
 
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Wordiness tends to increase with education and trying to sound important.
I recommend On Writing Well by Zissner, a 2016 publication about how to cut down your wordiness in writing while still conveying a clear message.

Bob, however, is trying to sound important, and doing it the worst way possible: bloating his sentences into incomprehensible jargon, without conveying anything meaningful.
wordiness may be a sign of education, but one mark of genuine intelligence is being able to get your point across concisely, and knowing when to shut the fuck up
 
wordiness may be a sign of education, but one mark of genuine intelligence is being able to get your point across concisely, and knowing when to shut the fuck up
It's why I always laughed when lefties made fun of the fact that Trump was speaking at a fifth-grade level, as though that was a sign of his or his supporters' stupidity, especially when compared to King Obama's astute wordsmithery and the college degrees required to understand it. They completely missed the point that Trump was communicating effectively, getting his point across as simply as possible so that the broadest swathes of the populace knew what he was talking about. All the ten-dollar words in the world won't mean a thing if people have difficulty parsing out what you're trying to say.

There's an argument to be made that maybe that's the point, that politicians really don't want you to know what they mean, but whether intentional or not, the average politician is simply not good at communicating. Especially those that make use of every linguistic trick in the book to confuse their meaning.
 
All the ten-dollar words in the world won't mean a thing if people have difficulty parsing out what you're trying to say.
Indeed. What I always find hilarious is that the people who claim to fight for the working class seem to be, almost to a man, college-educated white-collar workers.
 
Wordiness tends to increase with education and trying to sound important.
I recommend On Writing Well by Zissner, a 2016 publication about how to cut down your wordiness in writing while still conveying a clear message.

Bob, however, is trying to sound important, and doing it the worst way possible: bloating his sentences into incomprehensible jargon, without conveying anything meaningful.

Thank you for the book! I'll add it to the "Getting to the Yes" and "How to make friends and influence people" as mandatory reading.
 
It's why I always laughed when lefties made fun of the fact that Trump was speaking at a fifth-grade level, as though that was a sign of his or his supporters' stupidity, especially when compared to King Obama's astute wordsmithery and the college degrees required to understand it. They completely missed the point that Trump was communicating effectively, getting his point across as simply as possible so that the broadest swathes of the populace knew what he was talking about. All the ten-dollar words in the world won't mean a thing if people have difficulty parsing out what you're trying to say.

There's an argument to be made that maybe that's the point, that politicians really don't want you to know what they mean, but whether intentional or not, the average politician is simply not good at communicating. Especially those that make use of every linguistic trick in the book to confuse their meaning.
In my experience, it's stupid people who use the big words to hide just how stupid they are, since they believe if you throw enough syllables at the reader or listener, they'll think they're smart. Why yes, I brought this up in the thread with the manchild who looks for the most complex synonym of normal fucking words.
 
This is on the same level as every theatre critic in North Korea being made to praise Kim Jong-Il's operas even though they're shit.
At least the Norks have the excuse of being forced to do this shit at gunpoint. What's Bob's?

In my experience, it's stupid people who use the big words to hide just how stupid they are, since they believe if you throw enough syllables at the reader or listener, they'll think they're smart. Why yes, I brought this up in the thread with the manchild who looks for the most complex synonym of normal fucking words.
IME, the only exception to this are people who are so deep into a particular community of practice that they throw around jargon without realizing it- philosophy in particular tends to attract these types. (Bob has been compared to Nick Land before, the latter of whom was a philosophy professor and drug enthusiast.)
 
Indeed. What I always find hilarious is that the people who claim to fight for the working class seem to be, almost to a man, college-educated white-collar workers.
Kind of like how Socialist also usually come from upper middle class to wealthy families unless they're in some 3rd world shithole country.
 
Indeed. What I always find hilarious is that the people who claim to fight for the working class seem to be, almost to a man, college-educated white-collar workers.
and usually in middle management (a remedial home for the terminally useless), meaning they can delegate anything challenging, like writing a technical report for their gaffer, to one of their minions
In my experience, it's stupid people who use the big words to hide just how stupid they are, since they believe if you throw enough syllables at the reader or listener, they'll think they're smart. Why yes, I brought this up in the thread with the manchild who looks for the most complex synonym of normal fucking words.
this is pretty much how post-modern academia works (i.e. a large part of the humanities); spout enough bullshit and you'll impress everyone and their dog
Kind of like how Socialist also usually come from upper middle class to wealthy families unless they're in some 3rd world shithole country.
many socialists in times past were tough people forged from hard times (the world wars, the Depression etc.) - those circumstances just haven't existed in the west for a long time, so the only people who claim to be socialists these days, apart from the extremely old survivors from those long-gone times, are braying trust-fund LARPers
 
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