US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Random Internet Person]

I kinda thought Biden would just be an invisible caretaker President while they waited for him to die. This is much more entertaining. I love my country and want it to be healthy, but if we must be sick and self-destructive, at least Biden is making it entertaining. He just ordered the flags to be lowered to half-staff because of the rub-and-tuggers killed in the Whack Shack Massacres. This is such a silly, ridiculous decision, it trumps anything even contemplated by the previous administration. And we have years of this to look forward to, assuming he remains semi-coherent and relatively unmuzzled.

If you wanna believe the conspiracies, there’s only until the mid terms so there’s a decade of Kamala.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/amp/

No debate, he wimped out, the dream is dead.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

If the filibuster dies, 2022 onwards will be hilarious. Republicans only have to get *one* seat and then they'll be able to just stonewall the dems into doing what they want. Whether they have the balls to actually do so is a different conversation, but its going to be the supreme court pick change again, they'll regret it in the future.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/amp/

No debate, he wimped out, the dream is dead.

Wow what a pussy.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/amp/

No debate, he wimped out, the dream is dead.

"URE A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!"
"All right, say it to my face."
"Huh? Where am I?"

 

[Sithis]

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/amp/

No debate, he wimped out, the dream is dead.

And just like that, we became even more of a fucking joke.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

And just like that, we became even more of a fucking joke.

People liked to say were jokes when trump tweeted. At least he was able to get russia on our good side despite the sanctions

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

"URE A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!"
"All right, say it to my face."
"Huh? Where am I?"

Russia may not have interfered in our elections, but Putin really should be the leader of the US. He's one of the few world leaders that actually acts like an adult.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Wow what a pussy.

My money's on Joe gonna challenge "Putin the murderer" to a push-up contest. CornPop gonna be the judge.

(Joe really is losing it much faster than all of us imagined and right before our very eyes.)

 

[Sithis]

People liked to say were jokes when trump tweeted. At least he was able to russia on our good side despite the sanctions

I honestly feel like, if we ever get out of this mass programming hysterical bullshit phase we are in and stop letting them rewrite history with whatever their feels guide them to, Trump will eventually be looked back on even better than Nixon was for going to China.
Was he unlikable in a lot of ways? Yeah.
Was he belligerently narcissistic? Yeah.
But the dude managed to pull us back from the Middle East while still maintaining our force capacity, maintain semi-good relations with Russia, and he is the first president to visit North Korea in an attempt to gain peaceful relations. The economy was doing well until the Chink labs cooked up WuFlu.
The sabotage work done by the Dems and their psychotic minions over the 4 years of his presidency would, in any sane version of the world, would make them the villains in the future's history books.

 

[The Big O]

https://nypost.com/2021/03/18/white-house-shuts-down-putin-invite-to-public-video-chat/amp/

No debate, he wimped out, the dream is dead.

Of course he won't. Now Jimmy Carter is no longer the biggest wuss of a president!

 

[Sekirodiealot]

My money's on Joe gonna challenge "Putin the murderer" to a push-up contest. CornPop gonna be the judge.

(Joe really is losing it much faster than all of us imagined and right before our very eyes.)

Putin would easily beat him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"where am i, i don't know" joe
"i regret sidin' with" biden
"go the fuck back to mexico" joe
"mental abilities are slidin' " biden

 

[Tour of Italy]

If you wanna believe the conspiracies, there’s only until the mid terms so there’s a decade of Kamala.

I’ll be honest a lot of Biden’s presidency so far actually makes sense when you view it through this lens.

Get the brain dead old man to cram through as much intensely unpopular shit as possible because you know he doesn’t have to worry about getting re-elected.

Literally the only way Kamala can fix her branding is to look good by comparison.

 

[Roybertitos]

For a guy that's hailed as a gentleman who will bring back respectability to politics, Biden kinda comes off as a biligerent old man who likes picking fights. The whole pony-faced dog soldier thing, the pushup contest, arguing with randoms, and now calling the leader of Russia a killer, he says a lot of inflammatory shit that would get normal people an ass kicking if they said that on the street.

 

[ZehnBoat]

For a guy that's hailed as a gentleman who will bring back respectability to politics, Biden kinda comes off as a biligerent old man who likes picking fights. The whole pony-faced dog soldier thing, the pushup contest, arguing with randoms, and now calling the leader of Russia a killer, he says a lot of inflammatory shit that would get normal people an ass kicking if they said that on the street.

but
but
orange man bad

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Corpun]

How dare you

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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1372598992471752709

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Has Thunberg slid into irrelevance in Europe now?

Less than 1%? He is way too economically invested into them and will try to use diplomacy. Frankly, I think China outright invading Taiwan, successfully seizing and kicking off America's Suez Crisis while Biden (His advisors) are paralyzed with indecision is a more likely scenario then that.

I kinda hope the ROC will hold China off or the military will act when they see Biden standing by as our best defense against Chinese expansion is destroyed. Odds are very slim though. I can see China's neighbors threatening sanctions however.

Bringing back Trump border policies?
That is unironically the most presidential thing Sniffin Joe has done so far.

Except now it's a good thing in media's eyes.

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Whoomp there it is.

Is there any statistics stating POCs are most affected by coof shut downs?

Roosevelt didn't call Taft President Taft either dumbass.

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1372651779989602306

So since Biden voted for the Iraq War can I call him a killer?

Of course he won't. Now Jimmy Carter is no longer the biggest wuss of a president!

Was Carter's flaw surrendering America's number one strategic asset, the Panama?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Random Internet Person]

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Go to the Senate, rubber stamp, get Biden to sign, HR1 goes through, Democrats have free reign to do and run everything the damn well please, utopia is achieved. And they didn’t even have to pack the court or make two new states, but they’ll do it anyway because their progressive utopia must be perfection, and their hatred must ensure that MAGA is completely wiped from the face of the earth, and that they were the ones who destroyed it.