The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

If we're talking about castration cults, there were also the Skopsies in 18th Century Russia who believed that they had to cut their genitals off to achieve a kind of state of grace that they thought Adam and Eve had before they were expelled from the garden of Eden. Their female members also cut off their breasts in addition to their labia and clits.

Don't forget Origen, while we're at it.

 

[Krinkler1984]

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to critique Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
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August 5th 2020:

0:07-0:12 is a surefire way to trip, have an accidental discharge (for once not from an amhole) and hit someone from your troon squad.

Also, they post a lot of pics of their "tacticool" setup... has anyone ever seen like a mag pouch, a tourniquet/IFAK or some other gear that you'd usually have attached when wearing a plate carrier?

From their Etsy shop (filled with nothing but glowing reveiws)
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Seems like a missed opportunity to use "Yarnicorn"

So that's where Shmorky got his wig from...

 

[Great Monkey King]

I know this is late as fuck, but this has been bugging me for a while now. Those pancakes in the first post.

How in the fuck do you make pancakes that are both undercooked and burned at the same time? Like seriously, somehow they're burned in the middle and just raw everywhere else.

Having the heat too high. Shit on the surface burns before it has a chance to cook through.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

If we're talking about castration cults, there were also the Skopsies in 18th Century Russia who believed that they had to cut their genitals off to achieve a kind of state of grace that they thought Adam and Eve had before they were expelled from the garden of Eden. Their female members also cut off their breasts in addition to their labia and clits.

That makes sense. Religious types sometimes deny the sexual impulse because they think it’s dirty or bad. Just like that spa shooter in Atlanta a couple of days ago.

"Skopsies in 18th Century Russia”? Will check it out. Thank you, ScamL Likely.

 

[Meiwaku]

RELATED HAPPENINGS! Phil RTd that the platemaker is now also on the grift


Features J (alleged permaculture), Poony and Bonbon... they admit it's a commune kek....

Also here's THE PODCAST it starts at 5:00-ish



Rough tl'dr from what I'm listening to so far

2 years into trump presidency penny got depresso. Livedin Livermore colorado

haven as described by pennywise: a place for trans people to come and block out the cis world (literal words). Where trans people can be normal people (yes really).

The Chuds Became Aware: (they found them on Twitter)

july/4/2020 was the date the militia got wind of them because of a right-wing militia protest that replaced a parade. They went to town early and saw 3% flags, confederate, and "white people with guns" ... they went on twitter said "nazis on parade" and that was the start of their issues...imagine.


First Encounter

• trailed home on multiple times
• There were dire warnings from townspeople who liked them that the campaigns were gonna start
• guy who game to help them got in an 80 mph chase and had to show gun
• armed people on property, were told to leave and then allegedly threw their gun and jumped over, worried about someone competent. Apparently, this dude is named "earl"
• "the threat that showed up over many boards was they were going to burn our house down" i want to see these county boards

Other encounters

• scouting shit still seen

Other lore

• J and penny guard all night, penny hadn't slept 24 hours by time of the interview
• people drove from out of state to drop ammo and supplies
• "We can beat fascism" - pennywise
• "we wanted a community for everyone" meta irony giving the first statements
• tranch was unsure about making this public and how public
• got their 4ft ruger as something big enough to "fuck up an engine"
• going to get into Earthship this year and go for full sustainability

Also I'm adding that we never should have made the tranch its own thread this thread is nonce compared to the quality gibesposting....

 

[AnOminous]

0:07-0:12 is a surefire way to trip, have an accidental discharge (for once not from an amhole) and hit someone from your troon squad.

This is more or less what will happen. The first troon death will be one retarded troon accidentally shooting another retarded troon for retarded troon reasons, and then trying to blame random neighbors for their own troon stupidity.

 

[Friendly Futa]

The body will be hastily disposed of amidst a horde of decomposing alpacas and fed to the wolves. It will be a perfect crime.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

The ridiculous rifles the Tranch are showing off are insane overkill. The cartridges are too powerful and expensive for ranch work, you typically aren't fighting deathclaws. The platforms are built for precision shooting too, when all you need on the prairie is MOC (minute of coyote) accuracy.

These people are clearly idiots, but they are really fucking up by flashing that shit around online and around the property. Colorado has red-flag laws that "lets" them seize firearms from someone "if they’re a danger to themselves or others."

While their neighbors are likely to be morally opposed to red-flag laws, all it's going to take is for them to see a single "waaa I'm having suicidal feels, pls donate" post online and they can go straight to the county sheriff with that shit. Do you really think that many histrionic personalities can avoid the big red attention-whoring button for long?

Mark my words, this is how Twaco sets off, if it happens at all.

Also, I bet they'd grow really shitty weed. They can't even tell the difference between human males and females. Do you think they'd be able to raise entirely female plants?

This is fucking priceless.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

0:07-0:12 is a surefire way to trip, have an accidental discharge (for once not from an amhole) and hit someone from your troon squad.

Exactly. I can't wait. Also great form to be pulling the trigger while you're bouncing around like a kangaroo.

Also, they post a lot of pics of their "tacticool" setup... has anyone ever seen like a mag pouch, a tourniquet/IFAK or some other gear that you'd usually have attached when wearing a plate carrier?

One of them posted a picture with what appeared to be an IFAK pouch attached to their pillow-looking Airsoft vest.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Sounds kind of like the wackos in Waco. Hopefully these leftist rubes just shoot each other and spare the normal people.

 

[Cool Spot]

Even if they had the means or collective brain power to grow weed, Kevin would smoke it all.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Don't forget Origen, while we're at it.

Eusebius claims in his Ecclesiastical History that, as a young man, Origen secretly paid a physician to surgically castrate him, a claim which affected Origen's reputation for centuries, as demonstrated by these fifteenth-century depictions of Origen castrating himself.

Still doesn't explain modern-day trannies who claim that sex is actually better once they cut their dick and balls off.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

One of them posted a picture with what appeared to be an IFAK pouch attached to their pillow-looking Airsoft vest.

100% chance they have no idea how to use it beyond applying band-aids.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Even if they had the means or collective brain power to grow weed, Kevin would smoke it all.

Kevin would dilate while smoking the dank kush during a podcast and we all know Kevin will fuck it up for the rest of them. Murphy's Law is ALWAYS in effect for Kevin.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

100% chance they have no idea how to use it beyond applying band-aids.

What's inside an IFAK pouch?

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Eusebius claims in his Ecclesiastical History that, as a young man, Origen secretly paid a physician to surgically castrate him, a claim which affected Origen's reputation for centuries, as demonstrated by these fifteenth-century depictions of Origen castrating himself.

Still doesn't explain modern-day trannies who claim that sex is actually better once they cut their dick and balls off.

It definitely puts Contra Celsus in a new light as a 3rd-century Twitter slap fight between a couple of spergy freakshows.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin would dilate while smoking the dank kush during a podcast and we all know Kevin will fuck it up for the rest of them. Murphy's Law is ALWAYS in effect for Kevin.

@TransSalamander needs an OnlyFans.

It definitely puts Contra Celsus in a new light as a 3rd-century Twitter slap fight between a couple of spergy freakshows.

Hah, intellectuals are always arguing with each about stupid shit.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Just some history for y'all. This is an excerpt from a big update post I made on the 400th page of Kevin Gibes' thread back in September 6th 2020;

"
Life on RamTranch:

• The ranch bought more high caliber weapons and proudly mount them on the walls next to anarcho commie flags. Bonnie is now packing heat too.
• The ranch can barely raise more money than a rural yard sale and the GFM has stalled. Even after media coverage and GFM throwing them $300.
• Vice wrote a Puff piece about the ranch and PBS filmed the ranch (not aired yet).
• Kevin still hasn’t set foot on the ranch to do any work, took some more sinister photos with cute animals whiles naked.
• Horded more animals including goats, chickens and some purebred dogs. May be in violation of Colorado state law..
• The gang get a taste for political violence and even beat the shit out of a biological woman because being cis is triggering.
• Bonnie canceled his contract with the Amish because he didn’t think it was fair that they rent his truck and he doesn’t get to use it when they’re renting it. Said he only made about $150 a day (lol) but since Penny punched some terfs teeth out apparently they now are doing many odd jobs for the local left wingers.

"
Also some old fan art I made for Penny back in July 2020.

 

[Techpriest]

Hah, intellectuals are always arguing with each about stupid shit.

Friendly reminder that Saint Nick got his name by beating the ever living shit out of a guy over a discussion on the divine nature of Jesus.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Friendly reminder that Saint Nick got his name by beating the ever living shit out of a guy over a discussion on the divine nature of Jesus.

Based