Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My favorite Lolcows to discuss are Moviebob and Lucas Werner.

I ask myself which one I detest more.

I've concluded that I hate Moviebob more.

My reasoning is that at least Lucas Werner is stuck down in the dreary dregs of society where he belongs, and he's gonna die alone in a gutter somewhere. Movebob's life may suck, but he still has it too good for my tastes.
 
Bob showing his authoritarian streak again.
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I can't believe I have to explain this, but the Western Allies didn't just bust down doors in entire German neighborhoods on the off-chance that everyone there was a Nazi. De-Nazification wasn't random, it involved Nazi party members and collaborators specifically. It was somewhat of a messy system, but that's another story.

What Bob seems to want to emulate is what the Soviets did, what with the mass looting, rape, and random violence. I bet he doesn't know that one of the largest cases of ethnic cleansing involved the removal of ethnic Germans from the East and forcibly resettling them in Germany. A massive number of people died in the process and I bet he would flaunt it as an acceptable method to use against the mayoghouls if he comes across it in one of his Google sprees.
 
I can't believe I have to explain this, but the Western Allies didn't just bust down doors in entire German neighborhoods on the off-chance that everyone there was a Nazi. De-Nazification wasn't random, it involved Nazi party members and collaborators specifically. It was somewhat of a messy system, but that's another story.

What Bob seems to want to emulate is what the Soviets did, what with the mass looting, rape, and random violence. I bet he doesn't know that one of the largest cases of ethnic cleansing involved the removal of ethnic Germans from the East and forcibly resettling them in Germany. A massive number of people died in the process and I bet he would flaunt it as an acceptable method to use against the mayoghouls if he comes across it in one of his Google sprees.
Bob would absolutely "thumbs-up emoji" packing off Waffen-SS draftees into POW camps extra-judicial concentration camps for up to 7 years after the war (or life, since many died in captivity) for the crime of getting captured on the wrong side of Berlin.

"I mean... The Latvians could have fled into the forest to fight as partisans alongside the Communists that had been treating them like slaves in their own country? Instead of turning 18 in 1943?" - Robert Chipman, probably
 
Bob showing his authoritarian streak again.
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His brother retweeted this.

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A certain director is manipulating his "toxic fanbase":
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What a fucking pussy.

Coastal Elite tastes:
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The problem with setting up authoritarian structures is that they can easily be captured and turned against the people that made them. The only way for an authoritarian group to guarantee that they'll always hold onto power is to mercilessly crush all opposition with a ruthlessness that would make life unbearable for nearly everybody. Deep down, Bob realizes this, which is why he backpedals so furiously after getting called out. He wants to be the Stalin or the Kim Jung Un who's writing up lists of "bigots" to kill while being surrounded by sycophants too scared to contradict him. It's fortunate that Bob doesn't have the smarts or charisma to seize hold of a Communist country, because the amount of depravity he'd get up to would be extreme. Truthfully, most people would turn into a far worse version of themselves if they were given unlimited power, but Bob has already demonstrated that he has little regard for the human lives of his enemies...or their children's lives...

That's what makes his case more laughable. He is a sociopath with a delusion of power. This fatass thinks his words should be absolute law, and any that try to go against him should get gulag'ed. Where does the term "Racist Asshole" end in his mind, or "Mayo Ghouls", or any of the buzzwords these motherfuckers use? Teens, Children, Mothers, the poor, or even minorities aren't going to be safe. If they get power, it's more than clear they'll abuse, and continue an endless streak of bloodshed to feed their diluted morality.

He is a loud, obnoxious dog that barks as much, but cannot bite to save his life. Which is why it's useless to hate him. His crime and punishment will always be Bob Chipman. It's just a matter of time before he makes matters worse for himself.
 
Nazis 2.0:
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Bobby cannot stop raging about The Synder Cut. Talking about rent-free.
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"If everything is epic, nothing is" -- but would he say the same about MCU?

Synder fans = Nazis.
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Shit got real; Synder now got blood on his hands!
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Does anyone have 4 hours to kill?
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Random starfucking:
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Where does the term "Racist Asshole" end in his mind, or "Mayo Ghouls", or any of the buzzwords these motherfuckers use? Teens, Children, Mothers, the poor, or even minorities aren't going to be safe. If they get power, it's more than clear they'll abuse, and continue an endless streak of bloodshed to feed their diluted morality.

So, we extra judicially murdered an entire family for being racist, but, it was really only the Dad, and it was really only due to the fact he still had a Washington Redskins sweatshirt in a forgotten part of the upstairs hallway closet... but it's not like we did anything wrong, Gotta break some eggs to make omelettes after all...
 
Bobby cannot stop raging about The Synder Cut. Talking about rent-free.
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"If everything is epic, nothing is" -- but would he say the same about MCU?
I would not be surprised if we get a four part, six hour "Really That Bad: Zack Snyder's Justice League" series from Moviebob as he had already decided that he would hate The Snyder Cut because of his MCU fanboyism.
 
wordiness may be a sign of education, but one mark of genuine intelligence is being able to get your point across concisely, and knowing when to shut the fuck up
I've never conflated level of education with intelligence for a good reason. Some of the most educated people I've ever met are about as smart as a sack of grapefruits. Look at Bobert, he's easily in the Top 3 Stupidest Bluechecks I'm aware of, along with Tony Shitbrick and Little Arty Chu Chu.
 
If Blobbo calls white racists terrorists, then what does he call ISIS terrorists then? Freedom fighters? And black terrorists like The Beltway shooters?

As for his hatred for the Snyder Cut, I think he just not into DC, because he's spoonfed Marvel movies, like the other MCU fanboys and critics whom were pampered/spoiled with after taking shit on BvS.

Going back to the Sonic movie succeeding while the 1993 Mario film bombed, I'll bet he's jealous that Sonic 2 has begun production in Canada and Hawaii. The SMB movie, despite being so bad it's good (and has it's own Rifftrax version), was a dumpster fire behind the scenes. Blobbo didn't think of that!
 
He's referring to the story arc that started with this issue if I had to guess:

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To make long story short, the U.S. government issued Steve Rogers an ultimatum: submit to their authority or give up the mantle of Captain America. Steve resigns and the government hands it to John Walker, whose methods are more similar to Wolverine or the Punisher. Walker eventually goes off the deep end and goes on a rampage after a group called the Watchdogs murder his parents and forces Steve to take back the mantle. Bob is likely going to conflate John Walker/U.S. Agent with the MAGAs.
Joke's on you, Robert. I liked U.S. Agent way more than Captain America.
 
It's not. It's a sign of pretentiousness. Any retard can use a thesaurus. Blobert got a degree in media studies from Salem State University, which USNWR ranks at 125 in the regional northern category. It has an acceptance rate of 86% (and it was no doubt higher when FilmRobert went there). Its 4 year graduation rate is only 40%.

I don't want to shit on people who go to regional schools, because those are where a lot of social mobility occurs, but Blobby acting like he's educated because he can use a thesaurus website is laughable. It's not like he's stuck in a mode of speech due to interacting with PhD students at Yale for a few years. He's putting on the airs of being an educated academic when, really, he can't intellectually hang with the students at the vast majority of Boston-area schools.

Nobody who isn't already a retard is fooled by the fat guy sperging a bunch of 10 dollar words.
There's a reason we call him CWC with a thesaurus.
Like when he said that Godzilla: King of the Monsters was intelligent
What I find hilarious is how he tries to persuade himself that capeshit has a deeper meaning when it's obvious to everyone else that it's just people in spandex beating the shit out of each other.
I’m suddenly imagining Chicken marinated in generic store brand Mountain Dew, and I feel physically ill.
Bob's chicken was likely the driving force behind this comic:
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De-Nazification wasn't random, it involved Nazi party members and collaborators specifically.
And even then, Nazi party membership didn't always lead to a conviction.

If you were born in 1919 or later you weren't charged for merely sympathising with Nazism because you were thought to have been brainwashed, and before 1919 membership just got you seen as a Mitläufer instead of as an actual criminal.
Bob would absolutely "thumbs-up emoji" packing off Waffen-SS draftees into POW camps extra-judicial concentration camps for up to 7 years after the war (or life, since many died in captivity) for the crime of getting captured on the wrong side of Berlin.

"I mean... The Latvians could have fled into the forest to fight as partisans alongside the Communists that had been treating them like slaves in their own country? Instead of turning 18 in 1943?" - Robert Chipman, probably
Bob, and the people like him, are exactly why Vlasov's men and the Baltic legions chose to commit suicide rather than be captured by the Red Army.

On that note, the Russian Liberation Army is one of the few German units I can actually respect. They took up arms against communism, were as willing to fight the Germans and restore freedom to Russia, and we in the West chose to thank them by handing them over to Stalin. And that's before we look at how we let Stalin just claim all of Eastern Europe as a Soviet fiefdom, or how we betrayed the Chetniks and the Cossack regiments.
Bob showing his authoritarian streak again.
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Holding racist views does not, nor should it, deprive you of due process.

The people who treated Germany that harshly were the Soviets, who ethnically cleansed Prussia of Germans, raped hundreds of thousands of German women and did this all while committing genocide themselves. It's telling that Bob has managed to put himself in the same group of apologists for Soviet Russia as Bhaskar ”I think killing little Romanov children was justified” Sunkara.
Mentioning MKUltra does not make you a conspiratard. Ironically enough, believing that there is a secret group of Nazis who put dog whistles in everything does.
Indeed.

Private companies, for instance, bakeries, should be allowed to deny services to whatever groups and functions, such as homosexual ”marriages”, that they wish. I'm glad we agree.
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Creating a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants means that more illegal immigrants will come to America because they're being told that they can get US citizenship for their children without worrying about visas.

Idiocy like this just encourages Guatemalans and Hondurans to risk their lives; their blood will be on every white Democrat who voted for this despite living 10 miles away from anyone darker than them's hands.
 
He is a loud, obnoxious dog that barks as much, but cannot bite to save his life. Which is why it's useless to hate him. His crime and punishment will always be Bob Chipman. It's just a matter of time before he makes matters worse for himself.

We keep saying that, and yet here Bob still is. He's been fired from the Escapist twice, been blasted by his online waifus, gets treated like a pariah by his fellow Leftists, and still shoots his mouth off, maturing not one iota during all these years. The only thing that might cure Bob is if the Communists take over this country and decide to have him executed for insufficient wokeness (or for standing too close to a woman.) Only when the axe is about to fall will Bob finally realize that he and his ilk were the mayo-ghouls all along.( Either that or he'll double-down and blame everything that's happening to him on Donald Trump, despite Trump probably being dead for years by the time this happens. )

I'm not sure what "Mooby's Pop Up Restaurant" is (and I'm proud of that fact,) but given the way that Chris is soyfacing over it, it's either a craft brewery churning out overpriced hipster ale or some kind of tranny brothel.
 
We keep saying that, and yet here Bob still is. He's been fired from the Escapist twice, been blasted by his online waifus, gets treated like a pariah by his fellow Leftists, and still shoots his mouth off, maturing not one iota during all these years. The only thing that might cure Bob is if the Communists take over this country and decide to have him executed for insufficient wokeness (or for standing too close to a woman.) Only when the axe is about to fall will Bob finally realize that he and his ilk were the mayo-ghouls all along.( Either that or he'll double-down and blame everything that's happening to him on Donald Trump, despite Trump probably being dead for years by the time this happens. )

I'm not sure what "Mooby's Pop Up Restaurant" is (and I'm proud of that fact,) but given the way that Chris is soyfacing over it, it's either a craft brewery churning out overpriced hipster ale or some kind of tranny brothel.
The Mooby thing is from a Kevin Smith movie calles Dogma, its pretty much that worlds version of McDonalds crossed with Disney
 
Definitely a kindred spirit judging by her ability to take forever to say nothing.

I'm not really up on my theology so maybe others can correct me, but I'd imagine the actual, non-crazy logic behind...'the American evangelical theology of sexuality,' was recognising the disastrous consequences that would come from allowing a society to indulge their every deviant sexual desire at any given time. I mean, isn't that basically what the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is all about?

Even outside of religion, you only have to look at the massive rise in single mother households and all the problems that attend that snake pit, rampant abortions, untreatable STDs, porn addiction facilitated by unrestricted access and the upcoming thot apocalypse when all these women with Onlyfans accounts turn 30 and realise they have zero prospects to see why any sane culture, religious or otherwise, would promote chastity and the family unit over unchecked coomerism.

But of course Bob is a lonely virgin with rage so he could never understand any of that.
 
Definitely a kindred spirit judging by her ability to take forever to say nothing.

I'm not really up on my theology so maybe others can correct me, but I'd imagine the actual, non-crazy logic behind...'the American evangelical theology of sexuality,' was recognising the disastrous consequences that would come from allowing a society to indulge their every deviant sexual desire at any given time. I mean, isn't that basically what the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is all about?

Even outside of religion, you only have to look at the massive rise in single mother households and all the problems that attend that snake pit, rampant abortions, untreatable STDs, porn addiction facilitated by unrestricted access and the upcoming thot apocalypse when all these women with Onlyfans accounts turn 30 and realise they have zero prospects to see why any sane culture, religious or otherwise, would promote chastity and the family unit over unchecked coomerism.

But of course Bob is a lonely virgin with rage so he could never understand any of that.
Sodom and Gomorrah was a tale of a region so sinful that the only solution was "nuke it from orbit Heaven." However, that story ends in sexual deviance: Lot impregnating his own daughters. Porn fantasies aside, this act of incest led to the creation of the nations of Ammon and Moab: two of Israel's longstanding enemies.

But what this particular buffoon is bloviating about (I can use ten buck words too, Bob!) is that abstinence until marriage is racist (perhaps because she believes expecting minorities not to behave like rutting animals is a bit much too ask- which strikes me as a racist attitude.)

Apropos of nothing, I think Bob's view of sex is something like what fellow lolcow Jonathan Yaniv did. Before transitioning, Jonathan tried to create a national sex day where everyone would have sex on one particular day; the belief was that with so many people fucking like animals in heat, Jonathan could at last lose his virginity. Bob may believe the same thing: by encouraging women to have consequence-free sex often, he has a greater chance too know the gentle touch of a woman. Though, Bob doesn't seem to know that you have to put down Twitter and leave the basement to meet women.
 
Sodom and Gomorrah was a tale of a region so sinful that the only solution was "nuke it from orbit Heaven." However, that story ends in sexual deviance: Lot impregnating his own daughters. Porn fantasies aside, this act of incest led to the creation of the nations of Ammon and Moab: two of Israel's longstanding enemies.

But what this particular buffoon is bloviating about (I can use ten buck words too, Bob!) is that abstinence until marriage is racist (perhaps because she believes expecting minorities not to behave like rutting animals is a bit much too ask- which strikes me as a racist attitude.)

Apropos of nothing, I think Bob's view of sex is something like what fellow lolcow Jonathan Yaniv did. Before transitioning, Jonathan tried to create a national sex day where everyone would have sex on one particular day; the belief was that with so many people fucking like animals in heat, Jonathan could at last lose his virginity. Bob may believe the same thing: by encouraging women to have consequence-free sex often, he has a greater chance too know the gentle touch of a woman. Though, Bob doesn't seem to know that you have to put down Twitter and leave the basement to meet women.
This just shows Bob's delusion. If he had any semblance of self awareness he would know that the only way for him to get laid is not backing a "national sex day" but sex worker legalization.

But Sodom and Gomorrah had more layers than just declaring exterminatus on a den of vice. It just proved God right that you can't put your faith in man since the only good person to escape turned out to be a daughter-fucker.
Any kiwis can corect me but when was the bargaining added? Because it reads like fucking fanfiction with Abe "The Original Jew" outsmarting the creator of the Universe and God being totes ok with it.
 
This just shows Bob's delusion. If he had any semblance of self awareness he would know that the only way for him to get laid is not backing a "national sex day" but sex worker legalization.

But Sodom and Gomorrah had more layers than just declaring exterminatus on a den of vice. It just proved God right that you can't put your faith in man since the only good person to escape turned out to be a daughter-fucker.
Any kiwis can corect me but when was the bargaining added? Because it reads like fucking fanfiction with Abe "The Original Jew" outsmarting the creator of the Universe and God being totes ok with it.
I forget who it's from specifically, but there is an old Jewish commentary which states that Lot's daughters liquored him out (victim blaming, nice) because they thought the entire world had ended and they were the only ones left. Ignoring the fact that if God had wanted survivors to repopulate he wouldn't have picked them, and maybe betraying that they had lost faith in all of humanity as a result of the sins they had witnessed, they assumed it was on them to break the taboo, even though they had narrowly escaped destruction for very similar crimes. And in their minds they were more than justified, they felt duty bound. That part is very important

And Blob hits all of these various elements perfectly; living in a society which has narrowly saved him from the predations of genocidal madmen many times throughout history, he takes it upon himself to dabble in those very same predations. Even if God himself bombed the edifice of Blob's every vice, Blob would torture himself into the conclusion that the people in the fire just didn't do it right, or with/to the right people, or for the right reasons. Even if he lied to himself about it, he'd find a reason.

So yeah, Blob is Lot (and his family), in that he is a man so deluded, he will project his own depravity onto the will of the universe, even if the universe decides to spell out how wrong he is with fire and brimstone right before his eyes.

Edit: It was the actual Torah passage holy shit.
 
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Any kiwis can corect me but when was the bargaining added? Because it reads like fucking fanfiction with Abe "The Original Jew" outsmarting the creator of the Universe and God being totes ok with it.
Abraham (and most of the patriarchs, actually, just look at everything Jacob does) aren't exactly great people. This is the most famous occasion during which he bargains with God, but on two different occasions he lies about being married to Sarah so that he can be safe when living in Egypt and Canaan. He essentially pimps out his wife to the Pharaoh and king of the Amorites so that they won't kill him. Of course, the theological point is that God had already promised Abraham that his descendants would be as numerous as the stars, they would go through a captivity and exodus, etc. So him fearing for his life is essentially doubting what God said earlier. On the second occasion (with the Amorites) the king is such a great person that God appears in his dream and says "Don't fuck this broad if you don't want to be afflicted with plagues. She's the wife of my main dude Abraham." So the king of the Amorites actually comes off as much better than Abraham in the story—he sends off Abraham after making a pact with him and giving him a bunch of treasure.

The other occasion during which Abraham bargains with God is when God makes the covenant with him and says that Sarah will have a child through whom Abraham's lineage will descend. Abraham and Sarah are old, he already had Ishmael with Hagar, and he basically doesn't believe him. So he asks that God ensure Ishmael's life. God assents, but says while he will make Ishmael into a great nation his covenant will pass through Isaac, not Ishmael. Sarah laughs at this whole thing—she's 90, how can she have kids? But when she does conceive, she names Isaac after the verb for laughter.

Abraham doesn't outsmart God in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. If anything, Abraham bargaining to stop the destruction if a number of good people can be found blows up in his face, since he can't actually find that (small) number of good people. The cities are destroyed in spite of Abraham's bargaining. There is midrash on Genesis 22 and the Binding of Isaac that has Abraham bargaining with God after he ends up not sacrificing his son to basically make sure God remembers the covenant they made whenever Isaac's descendants start acting up, too.
 
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