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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
What exactly is so fascist about not living in filth?
Well, you see, societal norms - obviously created by fascists - dictate that people live in a relatively clean and hygienic environment, so obviously living in an absolute pigsty full of garbage and insects is the best way to rebel against their moms the fash who demanded they clean their rooms not live in filth.

Really, it's because 99% of the time antifa groups are majority dudes who want to posture and look/feel badass without putting any actual effort into anything, including maintaining their living space. Add to that the fact that most men aren't socialized to do house chores like cleaning, so they're used to someone else (a woman, usually their mom) coming along to clean up their mess for them. Add to that an ideology that obsesses over "fairness" to the point that you're entirely likely to have people straight up acting like children and refusing to clean because it would benefit people who don't clean, which feels "unfair". But in the end, it's mostly a giant runaround to keep from having to put any effort into maintaining your living space.

The tranch is no different. It's still a bunch of stupid men posturing and trying to feel badass and cool while letting their house fall down around their ears because they can't be assed to pick up after themselves. It's more unfortunate in their case, because at least the antifa squatters usually only hurt themselves - the tranch has animals they're mistreating and killing with their laziness.
 
What exactly is so fascist about not living in filth?
Uhhh noted alt-right grand wizard of evil Jordan Peterson always goes off about how important cleanliness is and as the saying goes, it's next to Godliness and like, God is what your parents (those chud squares) believe in, so fuck them and fuck you I won't clean my room, Dad. (Also when can I expect to see my allowance deposited into my account for this month?)

What I love about the pictures is that for a German punk hovel there's a shitload of English writing everywhere.
 
now that it's actually happening it's less funny than I thought it would be. Well, actually it's still plenty funny, but the humor is darker and more morbid than I imagined.
Imho, and with maximum respect to @0 1, this is why the original thread was such gold - you had your savoury and your sweet. The sheer ludicrousness of Kevin, and the reality/facade of his blissful unawareness, leavened the darkening atmosphere in a uniquely nice way.

Again imho, the relationship between Kev and the tranch was funnier than either element alone. Not really sure which thread to post that sort of shit in now.

ETA: Like probably many of us, I was hoping people would stop sperging about the split by about page 50. Sorry, gamers.
 
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Features J (alleged permaculture), Poony and Bonbon... they admit it's a commune kek....

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  • got their 4ft ruger as something big enough to "fuck up an engine"
Interesting that a permaculture adjacent joined them, I wonder what J's history is because permies are a bunch of weirdos but they tend to be hippy-like, harmless, and exceedingly handy. I wonder if J was unable to effectively grift within that community...grifting within that community tends to require a useful skill, knowledge, or product and not just being a dude with a dick in a dress who can talk a good game. 🤔

Regarding the ruger for taking out "engines", a lot of guns can fuck up engines if you hit the wrong spot, like shearing electrical connections, punching through fuel feed piping, snapping a timing belt, punching a hole in a coolant hose, and on and on with slow death or "lucky shot" reasons. That said, there's a reason that true anti-materiel rifles start at .50 BMG and go up from there: you need to maintain enough energy going through the rest of the car before it gets to the engine block to predictably do immediate and useful if not fatal damage to the engine in a small number of shots.
 
What would happen if we made the effort to spell Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in its entirety as often as possible? Would it affect google SEO?

What if there was a word filter that changed "tranch" to "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado" and "tranchers" to "Tenacious Unicorns of Colorado"?

As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.
 
Interesting that a permaculture adjacent joined them, I wonder what J's history is because permies are a bunch of weirdos but they tend to be hippy-like, harmless, and exceedingly handy.
If you're talking about Jarrod, he's a larper. He wants to be a permaculture guy, but he's just an angry white boy who loves guns. He probably couldn't even keep a ficus alive.
It's so weird that he mentioned Parable of the Sower on his Facebook - the main character of that book would rightfully avoid him. Also no one in that book was on fucking hormones and GoFundMe. It's survival fiction - why would a troon identify with it? You're not gonna find estradiol, nail polish, free money and laser-hair removal clinics in a post-apocalyptic world.
 
What would happen if we made the effort to spell Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in its entirety as often as possible? Would it affect google SEO?

What if there was a word filter that changed "tranch" to "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado" and "tranchers" to "Tenacious Unicorns of Colorado"?

As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is known for being a Tenacious Unicorn Ranch which is a tenacious ranch of unicorns with alpacas and trans people running this LGBTQ+ Unicorn Ranch.

Using the full name as often as possible does raise search results as the algorithm looks for keywords in the search, but there's more to it than that overall.
 
What would happen if we made the effort to spell Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in its entirety as often as possible? Would it affect google SEO?

What if there was a word filter that changed "tranch" to "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado" and "tranchers" to "Tenacious Unicorns of Colorado"?

As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.
I agree. We should definitely spell out Tenacious Unicorn Ranch more often. More people need to know the full truth about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado, ran by a group of trans people, most notably Phillip Matthew Louge/Pennelope Louge who abuse keep alpacas.
 
As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.
It seriously shouldn't amaze me at this point. But it still does.

Go back a few years before the Jonestown massacre and you will find that Jim Jones got glowing press coverage from the same ass-licking commie scum that are currently blowing Tranny Waco's girl penises.

You'd think they would have learned something. But of course they didn't.
 
It seriously shouldn't amaze me at this point. But it still does.

Go back a few years before the Jonestown massacre and you will find that Jim Jones got glowing press coverage from the same ass-licking commie scum that are currently blowing Tranny Waco's girl penises.

You'd think they would have learned something. But of course they didn't.
Jim Jones was a genuinely charismatic individual who was able to pull the wool over a lot of eyes. That's part of the reason Jonestown is so infamous. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has no such leader.
 
Jim Jones was a genuinely charismatic individual who was able to pull the wool over a lot of eyes. That's part of the reason Jonestown is so infamous. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has no such leader.
But it has a team of cheerleaders. I should note also that Jones's group was also obviously insane and dangerous at the very time the media was sucking it off. Charisma or not, the group was obviously extreme and murderous, and there was no excuse for defending it.

Just as one example.

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Why who's that? Oh, none other than Jerry Brown. Surely it was a mere oversight though. And this crazy fucker was thick as thieves with all kinds of other Bay Area Democrats too, even while he was committing the crimes and other insane acts that drove his cult into hiding in Guyana.
 
What would happen if we made the effort to spell Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in its entirety as often as possible? Would it affect google SEO?

What if there was a word filter that changed "tranch" to "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado" and "tranchers" to "Tenacious Unicorns of Colorado"?

As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.
I mean, we don't show up for pages when I look up "Tranch," so I don't think it'll be that easy.
 
I will now post pics of a high profile punk house that was evicted. They lived in literal trash. I am disgusted by the troons as much as the next guy, but cmon. Those punks were protected and subsidized by the german government because of their antifa membership, btw.
They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.
Living in total squalor to own the fash.
 
Re: alpaca sex (god help me), do we actually know the genital status of all of the tranchers? Besides the amhole, of course. I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.
 
But it has a team of cheerleaders. I should note also that Jones's group was also obviously insane and dangerous at the very time the media was sucking it off. Charisma or not, the group was obviously extreme and murderous, and there was no excuse for defending it.

Just as one example.

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Why who's that? Oh, none other than Jerry Brown. Surely it was a mere oversight though. And this crazy fucker was thick as thieves with all kinds of other Bay Area Democrats too, even while he was committing the crimes and other insane acts that drove his cult into hiding in Guyana.
Things didn't work out so great for Leo Ryan...

(But it sure made Jackie Speier's career!)

(Also Ryan had invited Dan Quayle to go with him but he was busy... such a pity.)
 
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