The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sheogorath]

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damn you actually got earl for this

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

The irony here is that right there is a bit more accurate than I like to admit. Spent a lot of time punk rock anarchist style.

The best part is that nobody was fighting "bourgeoisie" morals. We're just dumb, lazy and free.

Everyone is an idea guy but no one really knows how to make them happen. Fucking most communes like this don't even have clean dishes, and they're out there "fighting" racism and capitalism. How the fuck you gonna change the world when you can't even be trusted to have a clean cup?

They're still mentally rebellious teenagers wanting to prove to the world how capable they are of self sufficiency despite their laziness. Put them in an actual commune like a Kibbutz and watch how long they'd last.

 

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This thread is less than a week old and I may have to do a revision already.

 

[mr.moon1488]

This thread is less than a week old and I may have to do a revision already.

This would make a pretty awesome thread intro imo

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[AnOminous]

Imagine the press coverage a group of exclusively white males would get if they started a cult compound, started abusing, torturing and killing innocent animals because they are incompetent to care for them, and constantly making death threats against their neighbors online while making insane, paranoid accusations.

Such a group would quite accurately be described as an armed Nazi compound.

But if they claim their penises are feminine, suddenly liberal media outlets are sucking their cocks as if they're doing something other than tranny Jonestown.

This is sort of where I was hoping La Zorra would go, but now that it's actually happening it's less funny than I thought it would be. Well, actually it's still plenty funny, but the humor is darker and more morbid than I imagined.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Imagine the press coverage a group of exclusively white males would get if they started a cult compound, started abusing, torturing and killing innocent animals because they are incompetent to care for them, and constantly making death threats against their neighbors online while making insane, paranoid accusations.

Such a group would quite accurately be described as an armed Nazi compound.

But if they claim their penises are feminine, suddenly liberal media outlets are sucking their cocks as if they're doing something other than tranny Jonestown.

This is sort of where I was hoping La Zorra would go, but now that it's actually happening it's less funny than I thought it would be. Well, actually it's still plenty funny, but the humor is darker and more morbid than I imagined.

They would probably have been raided by now. In this timeline though, these assholes can go full koolaid and if the media even mentions it, they’ll say it was an all-female enterprise.

 

[AnOminous]

They would probably have been raided by now. In this timeline though, these assholes can go full koolaid and if the media even mentions it, they’ll say it was an all-female enterprise.

I actually think if they did something so seriously insane it couldn't be covered up any more, they would suddenly be men and not "real" transwomen. I would seriously actually not be shocked if they somehow turned them into alt-righters.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Also, I bet they'd grow really shitty weed. They can't even tell the difference between human males and females. Do you think they'd be able to raise entirely female plants? Seriously, everyone knows only female plants grow dank buds. These fuckers would probably raise nothing but male plants.

Why is my weed full of seeds all the plants identified as female.

 

[Divine right to rule]

There's not much difference between a punk house and the tranch... and I bet they definitely smell the same and maintain the same levels of hygiene (which is to say none).

I actually give the matchup tranch troons vs punks to the tranchers.
The tranchers own the property where they live, punks squat in empty houses they don't own, go back to their parent's houses on weekdays and throw brick throwing hissyfits when the police evict them.
They also don't willingly wreck their property like punks do. Punks piss at walls, puke at the floor etc, all without cleaning it up.
Punks are really gross, is my point.

 

[EnemyStand]

I actually give the matchup tranch troons vs punks to the tranchers.
The tranchers own the property where they live, punks squat in empty houses they don't own, go back to their parent's houses on weekdays and throw brick throwing hissyfits when the police evict them.
They also don't willingly wreck their property like punks do. Punks piss at walls, puke at the floor etc, all without cleaning it up.
Punks are really gross, is my point.

Yeah, not so sure the tranchers are that much better than that respect. I'll give you owning their land, but we're seeing evidence of hissy fits (just with guns instead of bricks), wrecking their property (willingly or not doesn't matter), and while they clean more than the punks it's likely not by much. Plus when it comes to grossness I don't know if it's a competition with an amhole in the running.

 

[Cool Spot]

I actually give the matchup tranch troons vs punks to the tranchers.
The tranchers own the property where they live, punks squat in empty houses they don't own, go back to their parent's houses on weekdays and throw brick throwing hissyfits when the police evict them.
They also don't willingly wreck their property like punks do. Punks piss at walls, puke at the floor etc, all without cleaning it up.
Punks are really gross, is my point.

The menagerie of cats and dogs making a mess in the house with nobody cleaning up after them along with Kevin the biohazard just being in the premises like the Chernobyl elephant's foot I think counts as damaging the property, willingly or not.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I will now post pics of a high profile punk house that was evicted. They lived in literal trash. I am disgusted by the troons as much as the next guy, but cmon. Those punks were protected and subsidized by the german government because of their antifa membership, btw.

Spoiler: TRASH

They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The irony here is that right there is a bit more accurate than I like to admit. Spent a lot of time punk rock anarchist style.

The best part is that nobody was fighting "bourgeoisie" morals. We're just dumb, lazy and free.

Everyone is an idea guy but no one really knows how to make them happen. Fucking most communes like this don't even have clean dishes, and they're out there "fighting" racism and capitalism. How the fuck you gonna change the world when you can't even be trusted to have a clean cup?

How can you change the world if you can't change yourself for the better? That is the question I always ask.

 

[bluegenius8585]

I will now post pics of a high profile punk house that was evicted. They lived in literal trash. I am disgusted by the troons as much as the next guy, but cmon. Those punks were protected and subsidized by the german government because of their antifa membership, btw.

Spoiler: TRASH

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They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.

And yet Squatters wonder why everyone sees them as societal parasites

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

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That is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time

 

[IsaacShraeder]

They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.

"They cannot evict a heart"
Looks like they did lol

 

[Tiger Jack]

I will now post pics of a high profile punk house that was evicted. They lived in literal trash. I am disgusted by the troons as much as the next guy, but cmon. Those punks were protected and subsidized by the german government because of their antifa membership, btw.

Spoiler: TRASH

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They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.

What exactly is so fascist about not living in filth?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1371496612137107459

https://archive.md/wip/Iu8Da

If DSP ever learns how strong their grift game is he'd suddenly vanish, and a mysterious trans woman named Florence Burnell would try to join the tranch the next day.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

off topic maybe but do you think that Nomad Country movie is going to make this type of lifestyle more in-vogue? People who arent forced to moving into roving rv caravans or communal ranches?

 

[Squid Diddler]

What exactly is so fascist about not living in filth?

Any type of organization or order is inherently facist, you chud. didn't you know?