حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[MysticMisty]

You will be surprised how much horoscopes can relate to the real world. Kengle is a Pisces. People who are a pisces are known to be lazy and bad with deadlines. How many people with the pisces zodaic might be indeed lolcows?

These are the characteristics of a Pisces:
Lazy, can't finish deadlines, full of escapism, makes weird art. (all of these can be tied back to Kengle)

Found this on google explains Kengle's thought process a lot and why he failed to do public accounting.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/c1/99/3fc199adbe921295d0ec6a2758f5b2be.jpg

Pisces Dark Side: Bad & Negative Traits Of The Pisces Zodiac Sign

Even the sweetest zodiac sign has flaws.

www.yourtango.com

Pisces are especially bad at analyst roles since many would prefer to daydream about autistic that they would rather due. You see I've cracked the autism code.

Last person I knew who also believed in astrology and horoscopes was also a complete idiot, too. Thanks for proving that stereotype correct.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You're right I don't believe it because that's a load of crap. I don't care if he's an autist he still took six years to get a two year degree and never had a job before then. Having an autism spectrum disorder just means you process information differently than normies. Sometimes in order to understand you can't just be taught in the normal way and things need to be explained to you differently. That doesn't apply to Connor because he's a lazy bastard. He was taking one course a semester and then complaining that it was too much work while he sat on his ass, masturbated to Molly Ringwald and wrote his terrible fan fiction with so much edge. Bitch please. I know people with autism that did nothing but study and work during their time at University, managed to get 4 year degrees and went on to gainful employment. A lot of autists have this laser like focus when necessary. Sure they can be distracted by bright shiny objects and usually need a sterile place where they can do their thing but If they actually leverage their disability to work for them they can accomplish more than what normies can do.

Having autism is no excuse for taking that amount of time to get an Associates Degree, which honestly is only worth it if you're moving towards a Bachelors but simply don't have the time to do so. Connor had nothing but time but he wasted it.

Autism has a high rate of comorbidity with anxiety, depression, and ADHD, all of which can cause problems in academic settings. But autism isn't just a neurological condition, but affects the whole body; autists have abnormal biochemistry including deficiencies in zinc and magnesium. Insufficient zinc causes lethargy even in the absence of a formally diagnosed condition such as depression or ADHD, and can cause low thyroid hormones which make people sluggish as well. Many autists also have deficient tetrahydrobiopterin, a vital cofactor for numerous important neurotransmitters. Autistic people also have massively imbalanced gut microbiomes, poisoning them with all sorts of toxic microbial metabolites that interfere with dopamine beta-hydroxylase. Autists have numerous biochemical reasons to be lazy sacks of crap. Many of them are treatable but most doctors don't know how, or even realize that there's a problem at all, and the autist usually can't explain what's wrong because they've been this way their whole lives and it seems normal to them. American doctors have the attitude that nutrient deficiencies are something that only happen in the third world these days, which is just insane when you look at the garbage that many people eat.

 

[Retarded Forever]

Autism has a high rate of comorbidity with anxiety, depression, and ADHD, all of which can cause problems in academic settings. But autism isn't just a neurological condition, but affects the whole body; autists have abnormal biochemistry including deficiencies in zinc and magnesium. Insufficient zinc causes lethargy even in the absence of a formally diagnosed condition such as depression or ADHD, and can cause low thyroid hormones which make people sluggish as well. Many autists also have deficient tetrahydrobiopterin, a vital cofactor for numerous important neurotransmitters. Autistic people also have massively imbalanced gut microbiomes, poisoning them with all sorts of toxic microbial metabolites that interfere with dopamine beta-hydroxylase. Autists have numerous biochemical reasons to be lazy sacks of crap. Many of them are treatable but most doctors don't know how, or even realize that there's a problem at all, and the autist usually can't explain what's wrong because they've been this way their whole lives and it seems normal to them. American doctors have the attitude that nutrient deficiencies are something that only happen in the third world these days, which is just insane when you look at the garbage that many people eat.

Starvation can increase a lot of people's brain cells.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I was wondering what Connor was up to.

Some spergs just can't seem to get it into their heads that people aren't interested in what they have to say.

But autism isn't just a neurological condition, but affects the whole body; autists have abnormal biochemistry[...]

I've said it before, but autism really does ruin lives. Trying to live in the modern world with autism - like Connor - is like trying to run a race with one's legs shot. And yet some still claim that autism is "the next level of evolution".

 

[The Un-Clit]

And yet some still claim that autism is "the next level of evolution".

ANYONE that says autism is the next level of human growth is on the fucking spectrum themselves.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

ANYONE that says autism is the next level of human growth is on the fucking spectrum themselves.

Or a creep looking for some easy prey.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the next level of human growth

Not to mention that evolution doesn't work like it does in Pokemon.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I've said it before, but autism really does ruin lives. Trying to live in the modern world with autism - like Connor - is like trying to run a race with one's legs shot. And yet some still claim that autism is "the next level of evolution".

I don't think anybody is saying that having even a touch of the sperg doesn't make life difficult because it does. It's not a good thing to have in a functioning society but we still have to live with these weirdos. Some can be set on the right track, others like Chris or Connor will always need some kind of tard wrangler around them to rein in their more spergy traits.

And it's no surprise that they talk about it like it's some kind of super-power. In some cases it can be as it comes with some definite advantages. Problem is those advantages come along with a whole boatload of disadvantages. But you'd think these people would understand science better as a lot of them wind up in STEM fields. Gotta be all the comic books they read.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In some cases it can be as it comes with some definite advantages.

Something autistics are often told - or that they claim themselves - is stuff like "Einstein or Newton had autism". It's like saying "this guy won the lottery" when most who play it don't. Seems that for every successful person with autism, there's many more who can't do much.

There's also the claim that autism isn't a disability, but just a "different way of thinking" - the "neurodiversity" camp.

we still have to live with these weirdos

Odd isn't always wrong, but there's a point where one can be too odd to relate.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Autism certainly can be considered a different way of thinking, but if that different way of thinking causes you to struggle in areas where most people do not, then it is a disability.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Something autistics are often told - or that they claim themselves - is stuff like "Einstein or Newton had autism". It's like saying "this guy won the lottery" when most who play it don't. Seems that for every successful person with autism, there's many more who can't do much.

There's also the claim that autism isn't a disability, but just a "different way of thinking" - the "neurodiversity" camp.


Being odd isn't always wrong, but there's a point where one can be too odd to relate to others.

You know who else has autism? Chris-chan and look how well he turned out.

Autism can have it's advantages. Like a lot of those that used to be labelled as having "Asperger's" had a high IQ or at least above average. Some spergs have a laser like focus on their interests or what they're working on. Some of them, like Temple Grandin, was able to think outside the box and come up with ways to get inside a cow's head when it's being led to slaughter and make the process less stressful for them. That's a genuine superpower when you get down to it.

But for every Temple Grandin, Nikola Tesla or whomever you care to name, there's dozens of useless sacks of protoplasm like the Pedo-Molester of Munice, James Terry Mitchell Jr. if you want to include the good in your camp, you need to also include the bad.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You know who else has autism? Chris-chan and look how well he turned out.

Autism can have it's advantages. Like a lot of those that used to be labelled as having "Asperger's" had a high IQ or at least above average. Some spergs have a laser like focus on their interests or what they're working on. Some of them, like Temple Grandin, was able to think outside the box and come up with ways to get inside a cow's head when it's being led to slaughter and make the process less stressful for them. That's a genuine superpower when you get down to it.

But for every Temple Grandin, Nikola Tesla or whomever you care to name, there's dozens of useless sacks of protoplasm like the Pedo-Molester of Munice, James Terry Mitchell Jr. if you want to include the good in your camp, you need to also include the bad.

Normal or better IQ was actually part of the definition of Asperger's syndrome. So yes, once you remove all the subnormals from the pool you will indeed have a much higher proportion of intelligent people, but it doesn't actually say anything about autistic people in general.

Anyway, my opinion on the matter is that most of the negative symptoms of autism are a result of the gut dysbiosis and the consequences thereof. For example, excess propionate in the gut entering the bloodstream selectively impairs certain regions of the brain, impairing social function. In fact, propionic acid injection of rats is used to create an animal model of autism. The altered brain structure, on the other hand, is probably responsible for the detail-oriented nature of autism, and is permanent. I believe that eventually we'll be able to cure most of the negative effects while leaving most of the positive effects, but we aren't there yet. In the mean time, autism is a curse that not just makes its sufferers miserable, but warps their personalities in ways that tend to make them shitty people that make everyone around them miserable too.

 

[Trombonista]

What are the odds of Connor finding and joining Onion Farms?

 

[fishercat]

Autism certainly can be considered a different way of thinking, but if that different way of thinking causes you to struggle in areas where most people do not, then it is a disability.

I have an autistic friend who is a perfectly functional human being and pleasant to hang around with. The only way you can tell he's autistic is that he's got a bit of a flat affect when he speaks and he goes on long tangents sometimes. I otherwise wouldn't have known if he hadn't casually mentioned it after I'd gotten to know him over time.

Now another autistic person I know is insufferable and spergs about Star Trek any chance he can get and is despised by his coworkers (including me).

The "different way of thinking" definition of autism really only applies in the first example, I think. He's a good guy who has his own place, friends, and has a steady job. He just acts a bit odd sometimes, but not so weird that he drives people away. Meanwhile the other dude is a massive autist and annoys the shit out of everyone.

 

[Retarded Forever]

What are the odds of Connor finding and joining Onion Farms?

I signed up myself and made a thread on Conner Bible. Feels good man.
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/Conner-Bible.8722/

 

[Trombonista]

I signed up myself and made a thread on Conner Bible. Feels good man.
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/Conner-Bible.8722/

Too bad you misspelled his name.

 

[lolwut]

Or a creep looking for some easy prey.

Or they work for 20th Century Fox.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Or they work for 20th Century Fox.

that was the least of that movies problems

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Still hates Juno and Julia Roberts

 

[Internet_Loner]

He is correct, Juno sucks.

How old is this guy btw?