The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Surfin Terf]

I personally call them Trans Eunicorn Ranch/Farms, or TERF for short. For some reason they don't seem to like that very much.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Maga Max Fury Road: hot shaven-headed TERF escapes the compound with a truckload of virgin alpacas, forming unlikely alliance with a sullen alt-right loner in a red cap, as the enraged troons pursue in force across the wastelands of Colorado.

I mean.. I’d watch that.

 

[Tookie]

I believe anything over ten grand in gifts is taxable. Perhaps they split it up.

Anything raised from one of these crowdfunding sites for projects like this is treated as business income, assuming they spend it all on what they claim it will be tax-neutral since it will all be spent as business expenses and even out to $0 in taxable profit.

 

[Jaimas]

I've always wondered why they always go about setting up these enormous trashpiles.

It's one thing to go "Oh, they're lazy dumbfucks" and call it a day, but they're always trying to create "art" and shit with this crap, and seem to exalt in the sheer digust of it all. I know people who are physically or psychologically crippled to the point where they can barely function and don't live in the level of squalor these assjacks do.

The more a place looks like a shithole, the more everyone acts like it's a shithole.

 

[Cool Spot]

They are paying $1000 but they have no privacy, have to share beds, have to eat badly cooked food and so on.

I would feel sorry if it wasn't the amhole man and his fellow man-beasts.

This is one of my favorite Tranch factoids.

Even in cities with expensive coats of living, you can find a bedroom in a shared apartment for less than $1000. I'm not sure how much the others pay to be tenants, but Kevin confirmed he pays $1000 to not even have his own bed let alone his own private room in a domed farmhouse with barely-functional electrical power, sewage system, and animals running all over the place.

...is Kevin being findommed by Penny? I'm pretty sure that was on his laundry list of fetishes.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Can anyone who is smarter than i am come up with a word that starts with D to append to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (too bad it's not near Denver or we could call it Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Denver) so the acronym would be TURD.

Dickgirls

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

This is one of my favorite Tranch factoids.

Even in cities with expensive coats of living, you can find a bedroom in a shared apartment for less than $1000. I'm not sure how much the others pay to be tenants, but Kevin confirmed he pays $1000 to not even have his own bed let alone his own private room in a domed farmhouse with barely-functional electrical power, sewage system, and animals running all over the place.

...is Kevin being findommed by Penny? I'm pretty sure that was on his laundry list of fetishes.

Yes, but an actual landlord would at some point object to the level of depravity and squalor that troons bring to their surroundings. At the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Dominium, the landlord is just as squalid and depraved and will never object. The police will never be called either. These individuals pay excessive amounts of money for the privilege of being nearly immune to eviction and legal action.

 

[Cool Spot]

Yes, but an actual landlord would at some point object to the level of depravity and squalor that troons bring to their surroundings. At the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Dominium, the landlord is just as squalid and depraved and will never object. The police will never be called either. These individuals pay excessive amounts of money for the privilege of being nearly immune to eviction and legal action.

I figure the troons who didn't pony up the cash or didn't "work" themselves enough were the ones who got booted.

It's not even a ranch, it's just a money-funneling cult. The alpacas just exist to bring attention and suffer.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Re: alpaca sex (god help me), do we actually know the genital status of all of the tranchers? Besides the amhole, of course. I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.

How do I know a white woman made this post?

 

[Tiger Jack]

If they do end up getting sieged by the feds can we start calling it the Amholamo?

 

[Dick Justice]

Has anyone mentioned how ironic the name "tranch" is?

 

[break these cuffs]

Has anyone mentioned how ironic the name "tranch" is?

I'm considering using it as I would stinkditch.

 

[Cool Spot]

"Tranch" sounds like some sort of venereal disease, which is of course fitting.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I love that these people(?), who continually lord it over those bigots and terfs scaremongering about perverts infiltrating women-only spaces, are now themselves paranoid about attackers infiltrating their tranch.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

They probably check it every day.

We know that kevryn is aware of his thread and claims to have KF blocked, although I think he secretly probably reads it and seethes.

 

[Cool Spot]

We know that kevryn is aware of his thread and claims to have KF blocked, although I think he secretly probably reads it and seethes.

And if he doesn't, Wedge does and posts choice screenshots from the thread which...Kevin for some reason doesn't seem to be bothered by even though he threatened to block anyone who would do that.

The Tranchers are probably aware that the Tranch has its own thread now.

 

[White Devil]

Oh, them claiming they don't read it or know about it is bullshit. They're a bunch of selfish narcissists in addition to their other mental illnesses, of course they soak up anything about them like a sponge, positive or negative wise. It doesn't matter what's being said about them to them because they'll try to weaponize it in their favor regardless.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Something to that effect anyway. We had Jim Jones, a genuinely charismatic and dangerous individual and his cult, the Manson family, some other wacky shit from the 60s/70s that I don't remember right now, by the 90s we had Heaven's Gate, a bunch of looney birds who got tricked into thinking that they would be taken in a space ship if they killed themselves when a comet went past the Earth, and now?

Twenty people joined heavens gate in 1975 (more than any other year) and many of these were still with the cult in 1996
It was very much a wacky shit from the 70s group. Ufo space brothers, new age Jesus.

 

[FunPosting101]

Twenty people joined heavens gate in 1975 (more than any other year) and many of these were still with the cult in 1996
It was very much a wacky shit from the 70s group. Ufo space brothers, new age Jesus.

Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to go too in-depth about every kooky cult we've had in this country over the years. I try to keep my posts reasonably brief at least some of the time. Besides, Heaven's Gate was only really known for their mass suicide in the 90s. Their earlier hijinks in the 70s are more obscure.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to go too in-depth about every kooky cult we've had in this country over the years. I try to keep my posts reasonably brief at least some of the time. Besides, Heaven's Gate was only really known for their mass suicide in the 90s. Their earlier hijinks in the 70s are more obscure.

We've all been comparing them to the Branch Davidians instead of Heaven's Gate, but going to Mexico to have their balls cut off and giggling the entire time is pretty on-brand for the ranch.