The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[360NoTrope]

Re: alpaca sex (god help me), do we actually know the genital status of all of the tranchers? Besides the amhole, of course. I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.

 

[Merry]

And a ~2500$ thermal drone
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That would run up into the thousands probably if you've ever seen the price of legit NODs.

 

[DavidFerrie]

But it has a team of cheerleaders. I should note also that Jones's group was also obviously insane and dangerous at the very time the media was sucking it off. Charisma or not, the group was obviously extreme and murderous, and there was no excuse for defending it.

Just as one example.

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Why who's that? Oh, none other than Jerry Brown. Surely it was a mere oversight though. And this crazy fucker was thick as thieves with all kinds of other Bay Area Democrats too, even while he was committing the crimes and other insane acts that drove his cult into hiding in Guyana.

@AnOminous , have you ever read Daniel J. Flynn's Cult City? Fascinating story of Jim Jones' manipulation of the press and pols in the Seventies San Francisco Bay Area, and how pedo-rapist gay hero Harvey Milk acted as his #1 stan in City government.

 

[Based Department]

LMAO
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Spoiler: Bonnie dump truck

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lol, they need to fix those carriers, the plate should touch their collarbone. otherwise they're just protecting their stomach and intestines and not their vitals (pic related).

edit: ninja'd

 

[Marissa Moira]

LMAO
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Spoiler: Bonnie dump truck

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You can tell they're all men from behind.

 

[Puck]

now let us see who is the superior cult leader
Here we have Owen Benjamin crazy far-right compound
Well organized and functional
And here we have a bunch of crazy trannies
Abusing animals
The far-right does crazy survivalist Colts better
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"Better" is a subjective word.

Owen might not abuse his animals, but when was the last time he used his schizo compound to grift 100k from internet trannies?

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Re: alpaca sex (god help me), do we actually know the genital status of all of the tranchers? Besides the amhole, of course. I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.

Oh my god one of them actually has the last name 'Hand' I'm dying rn

Also I'm legit curious as to whether any of them besides Penny and Kevin have had the big chop, Josie especially. It's pretty concerning if someone is acting that aggressive even after having their balls removed. Ironic, they won't castrate the animals but they'll do it to themselves.

 

[FunPosting101]

But it has a team of cheerleaders. I should note also that Jones's group was also obviously insane and dangerous at the very time the media was sucking it off. Charisma or not, the group was obviously extreme and murderous, and there was no excuse for defending it.

Just as one example.

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Why who's that? Oh, none other than Jerry Brown. Surely it was a mere oversight though. And this crazy fucker was thick as thieves with all kinds of other Bay Area Democrats too, even while he was committing the crimes and other insane acts that drove his cult into hiding in Guyana.

What's that saying about history I heard somewhere? "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce"? Something to that effect anyway. We had Jim Jones, a genuinely charismatic and dangerous individual and his cult, the Manson family, some other wacky shit from the 60s/70s that I don't remember right now, by the 90s we had Heaven's Gate, a bunch of looney birds who got tricked into thinking that they would be taken in a space ship if they killed themselves when a comet went past the Earth, and now? We have the Trann Band Ranch with "bonus" alpaca ramming.

It's pretty fucking terrible/funny that even the wacky cults in the 2020s are turning out to be pathetic. The average criminal gang could probably outfight these morons, let alone the "ebul nazis" aka rural people with firearms, that these cock inverting faggaloons are so mad about.

 

[AnOminous]

What's that saying about history I heard somewhere? "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce"?

I forget who said it, but someone said history doesn't repeat itself. But it rhymes. I'm pretty sure someone like Mark Twain said that shit.

 

[Miss Misery]

What's that saying about history I heard somewhere? "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce"? Something to that effect anyway. We had Jim Jones, a genuinely charismatic and dangerous individual and his cult, the Manson family, some other wacky shit from the 60s/70s that I don't remember now, by the 90s we had Heaven's Gate, a bunch of looney birds who got tricked into thinking that they would be taken in a space ship if they killed themselves when a comet went past the Earth, and now? We have the Trann Band Ranch with "bonus" alpaca ramming.

I forget who said it, but someone said history doesn't repeat itself. But it rhymes. I'm pretty sure someone like Mark Twain said that shit.

Spoiler: Jonestown bodies in this one, but not graphic...

Edit: Have some Jello Biafra, just for lols. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZFzhGcO3E

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Their taxes are probably nonexistant, as they have zero "real" income, as personal "gifts" (ala go fund me and Kickstarter) are nontaxable. So they have very little in the way of income taxes.

For 2020, the standard deduction for a single person claiming themselves is US$12400 for most people. People whose total income falls below the standard deduction amount generally doesn't have to file a return. However, it's recommended that such people retain any tax-related records indefinitely just in case the IRS ever inquires about the lack of tax returns for those years.

I believe anything over ten grand in gifts is taxable. Perhaps they split it up.

Presently, someone can give up to US$15000 per year as a gift without having to pay gift taxes. The recipient doesn't pay taxes on gifts received; however, the IRS could go after the recipient if the donor fails to pay any gift taxes that are due.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jerry Brown

Dead Kennedy's told us to never trust this guy for a reason.

 

[Tardburger]

I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.

They aren't very big but they do have a bone in there. So they could puncture one of the troons.
In fact, because of that bone males can and will literally screw females to death if not separated. I'd be surprised if that hasn't happened already, considering they can't even safely insulate one half-assed shack for them.

Spoiler: Farm Sperging

They seem to fail at animal husbandry in every concevable way. These alpacas are just a mascot for their little Patreon simps and not a proper buisiness. If they ever intended to make money off of them they would've invested in a proper setup instead of 50 pounds of bacon every day. The real money in alpacas comes from breeding and selling them, which they're not doing right either. They're haphazardly mixing them together to get more alpacas to sell wool, when they should be selectively breeding their best females. Properly bred alpacas sell for at least $3000

 

[Jones McCann]

Eighteen malnourished alpacas in the yard at Tran Ranch
Small weak empty stomachs wanting to be fed
Eighteen malnourished alpacas wanting to be dead
Alpacas in the barn at Tran Ranch
On their knees wanting to eat grass
Tran Ranch really rocks
Hot neglected alpacas, their stomach hurting hard
Eighteen more malnourished alpacas out in the yard
Weak malnourished alpacas ever so scarred

 

[Rupin]

What we joked about in the past became the reality of now.

It’s sad that it had to come to this.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Re: alpaca sex (god help me), do we actually know the genital status of all of the tranchers? Besides the amhole, of course. I hope that an alpaca penis is large enough that a mister hands-type situation isn't out of the cards. We all know your average neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding. If anything I think the alpacas have the upper hand here.

Kev and Jen have am holes, and Penny has had an orchiectomy. Someone mentioned in this thread or the Kevin one that Bonnie has also had an orchiectomy but I don't remember that being confirmed anywhere else. I also seriously doubt that Jarod has made any sort of move towards any sort of physical transition at all.

 

[Crabbo]

What does it mean when the cult leader is the one depriving himself of sleep? Unless you're insinuating that Bonnie or Kevin is the true mastermind??

Honestly this would be interesting to look into as a concept.

If the cult leader believes his bullshit, would breaking his own will for his dogma work in a favorable way for the cult?

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Google is now actively making editorial decisions and de-ranking some sites, like this one. It has ceased to be an actual search engine. It is now a propaganda outlet.

What would happen if we made the effort to spell Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in its entirety as often as possible? Would it affect google SEO?

As it stands now this KF thread is on page 3 of google results (for me anyway), but it would be amazing to have this thread surpass all the ass-licking articles and interviews.

I tried some things (I'm not located in America).

On Duckduckgo the Kevin Gibes thread is the third result, but the tranch thread is only at the end of page 2. So it might still be true that us using tranch instead of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is pushing the results down. If you search for 'Steampunk Penny' Kevin's thread is recommended, lol.

On Google searching for Kevin/Kathryn Gibes gives his thread as top three results, but the tranch appears only on page 5. So while Google is shit, it might not be the case that it is actively de-ranking (all of) Kiwifarms?

Let's say Tenacious Unicorn Ranch one more time to help results.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Honestly this would be interesting to look into as a concept.

If the cult leader believes his bullshit, would breaking his own will for his dogma work in a favorable way for the cult?

I think it would present a great opportunity for an ambitious second-in-command to be the real power behind the curtains.

Let's say Tenacious Unicorn Ranch one more time to help results.

In the name of The Am Hole, The Deranged /K/ommando, and The Raging AnCom, amen.
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

 

[Garm]

58 pages in a week.

I can only assume that the insanity at this ranch is off the charts.

So many questions that probably have answers buried within this rabbit hole. Probably next to the mass grave of alpacas.