The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
"we are not individualistic, we are anarchistic and all about building communities"
Anarchy is inherently selfish: no body of government for infinite personal freedom. Fucking anarchocommies, dumbasses are governed by Penny and Bonnie the landlords anyway. Thanks for listening.
Isn't the very same thing happening at the tranch? Maybe the "fascist transphobe militia" is not only a clever grift, but also a manipulative tool that Phillip uses to control the rest.
You might be right but I'm really doubting the brains on Penny and rather think its a break with reality.
And they're getting laser sights now, by the end of the month they'll start looking like an average CoD loadout.
Middle school boys in 30 year old men in dresses' bodies.

I will now post pics of a high profile punk house that was evicted. They lived in literal trash. I am disgusted by the troons as much as the next guy, but cmon. Those punks were protected and subsidized by the german government because of their antifa membership, btw.
They are very ideologically similar though if you read the graffiti.
Their graffiti is mostly in English? Are they saying they can't translate these ideas to German or are they just too lazy to write them in their home language? Goddamn I don't speak German but I feel offended.
Jim Jones was a genuinely charismatic individual who was able to pull the wool over a lot of eyes. That's part of the reason Jonestown is so infamous. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has no such leader.
Once you put on that pink blue and white flag you get the respect and honor of 100 trained US marines, I read so online.

Hold the phone
Aren't landlords supposed to be parasites who leech off of their tenants? What kind of an ancap commune is this?
A hypocritical one that desperately tries to deny the fact they can't escape reality. Penny and Bonnie are the leads, there's no question. This is embarrassing politically.
There we have, they finally reached their goal.
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While one might say grifting 91k in only two weeks is, if nothing else impressive, they're hungry for more:
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A stretch goal? How much more can they grift for yet another plot of worthless land? 40K?
I'm so proud of our brave and stunning women of the tenacious unicorn ranch. I'm so proud that they're blowing most of that money on security for their paranoid delusions instead of actual proper ranch care like covering up the fucking insulation in the fucking alpaca clown car shed. Goddamn.
 
Take it from a real oper8or, they work best when you load em wit dem purple paralyzers.
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I think I found some, thanks! The caliber seems a little overkill, tho.
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You know, if I were to guess, most of that money the Tenacious Unicorn ranch went to:
  • building a wall (because they couldn't make the ninja terfs pay for it)
  • extra guns, 4 to a person at that price
  • embezzlement (well bongs and magic cards)
I almost hope they build a moat around the property with that money, or even better, mine the perimeter. I've given up on safe alpacas and kinda want to hear about one accidentally stepping on the fash-bashing landmind and making a dumb alpaca noise while Penny screams "MY BABY!!!!! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!" (The fash did it of course)

Edit: I realized at this point I'd be satisfied with them paying off Bonnie and Sky's mortgage. They went into debt... for fucking this.
 
There's a cult checklist in that article linked in the OP. Let's see how many of those points apply to the tranch:
1. There is usually a pyramid-shaped structure that refuses criticism of the top levels. Members are expected to be unquestioning in their commitment to the leadership
Sort of? Troons refuse criticism in general, and to my knowledge they're all fairly committed to Phillip's wise leadership.
2. Members are manipulated and exploited through a system of rewards and punishments, and may be expected to give up their education, careers, and families to work at group-directed tasks.
Check. Joining the tranch often means cutting ties with the rest of the world (except when buying things to consoom of course)
3. Harm or the threat of harm may come to members or their families if they disobey
Haven't seen much evidence for this so far, although I'm sure they'd love to use their gun hoard on any ex-trancher or concerned relative they deem a fascist nazi.
4. Cult leaders tend to be charismatic, self-appointed, and claim to have a special mission in life
Phillip is, to normal people, anything but charismatic. To the troons, however, he must be some kind of a Liberacci. This too looks like a check, as he often mentions in news articles that his mission is to provide a "safe haven for trans folx" or other dumb shit along these lines.
5. A unique cult vocabulary has its own terminology or redefinition of terms.
Can't see any evidence of this, unless you consider normal troon newspeak a terminology of its own. That would be entirely fair, but its not unique to the tranch.
6. An elitist mentality (‘We are God’s chosen ones’, etc.) allows members to demonise those outside the group, seeing them as not worthy, of a lower consciousness etc.
Definite check. They look down to everyone around them to varying degrees as evidenced by their contempt for their neighbours.
7. Life is polarised; everything is seen in black/white, or good/evil.
Definite check. It's just "us vs. those evil transphobe nazis"
8. Happiness and ‘unity’ are based on performance. Anything less than 100% is not acceptable.
Don't think so. They seem to be lazy and work-shy more than anything. However, it could be that their idea of 100% is spending as much time as possible doing weird tranny/coomunist shit.
9. The group’s beliefs must be upheld at all costs. Irrespective of whether the group is religious, political or economic, the belief system takes priority over individual concern.
Check. Their belief system is above everything, even personal safety as evidenced by their careless gun waving/handling. I seriously doubt that anyone who even slightly dissented with whatever it is that they believe in would be tolerated for long.
10. An overriding principle in cults is that ‘The end justifies the means’; a view that allows cults to establish their own brand of morality, often outside normal social bounds.
Check. The end is a "safe place for trans folks". The means is grifting for money from clueless twitter retards and abusing keeping alpacas in piss poor conditions.

That's at least 8/10 boxes checked.
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There's a few people replying to @worstyearpod complaining about an Autism Speaks commercial playing during this episode. I'm assuming the commercials are somehow content-aware.
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We made our goal but, like Kevin, we pissed it away on toys we don't need. Please continue to forward your disability checks our way because we are going to keep asking for money.
Holy shit they still advertise?
 
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Can anyone who is smarter than i am come up with a word that starts with D to append to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (too bad it's not near Denver or we could call it Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Denver) so the acronym would be TURD.

I still like Alpacaschwitz, since this is likely to result in mass graves of malnurished alpacas. Also becauseTroonblinka is already taken for Kjel & Pajeet's california desert trash heap.
 
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