The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[IsaacShraeder]

An interesting thing about the tranch=cult? debate:
Cult leaders often use some vague external threat as a justification for increasingly authoritarian policies. Jim Jones, for example, told his followers that the CIA was out to get them and that any second glowing paratroopers could drop from the sky to wipe out Jonestown. He maintained a state of fear by constantly conducting "White Nights" where the cult members would drill for precisely this occasion, sometimes by rehearsing ritual suicide.
Then they actually committed ritual suicide lol
Isn't the very same thing happening at the tranch? Maybe the "fascist transphobe militia" is not only a clever grift, but also a manipulative tool that Phillip uses to control the rest.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to critique Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
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August 5th 2020:
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Shoot like a girl*,

Flex like a guy.
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*Disclaimer I don't know a thing about shooting form.

Deathpigeon is a weird one, only 2 mentions in the big thread and no evidence I've seen they are at the ranch. That said, I haven't really dug / may have missed it. I'll have a look, it'd be great if anyone else wants to see what they can find.

Edit: attachment hell.

Edit 2: That's Jarrod/Josie throwing the jug in the second video and Bonnie in the third.

Lmao troons are hilarious with their "Imma cut my cock off and then obsess about phallic objects for the rest of my life" lunacy.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

And they're getting laser sights now, by the end of the month they'll start looking like an average CoD loadout.
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Gotta be autistic here, they're talking about laser boresights which aren't "laser sights" as you imagine them. They're used for sighting in your gun without having to actually shoot. They're kinda a gimmick tbh. Just another waste of money for the troons.

 

[Monolith]

We will call it...

Spoiler

The Kiwi Farm.

Please build it on the property right next to the Tranch. Some of you might die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay for comedy.

 

[Techpriest]

Gotta be autistic here, they're talking about laser boresights which aren't "laser sights" as you imagine them. They're used for sighting in your gun without having to actually shoot. They're kinda a gimmick tbh. Just another waste of money for the troons.

A lot more useful now for some guns with how ammo prices are going sky high.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's getting harder to believe this is all completely made up. Fabulism is hard work and can be exhausting: the more you make up, the more work it is to keep your story straight and the greater the chance that someone will pull on the wrong thread and the whole thing will unravel. I suspect there's a germ of truth at the center of all this but the trancheros have blown it completely out of proportion because they're paranoid, crazy, and really want to murder someone.

The thing about rural areas is that although most of the people really are friendly folks who are happy to live and let live, there are also definitely people who are just white trash. Ignorant hotheads who suck at life and blame everyone else for it. Even the other rural folks detest them, mostly, but try to deal with them as best they can. So yeah, I can totally see a couple of young male shitkickers getting drunk in town one night and deciding to teach those trannies a lesson, which probably amounted to driving out to the ranch and shouting "Faggots!" at the house from the property line while pulling daddy's unloaded hunting rifle out of the truck bed. And then Penny or whoever probably screamed back and pointed one of their giant semiauto murderguns at them, and it scared them away because they were just a couple of drunk losers out to amuse themselves who never really meant to start some shit.

And since then the trancheros have probably been whipping each other into a frenzy nonstop about how scary it all was and how they're definitely going to kill some Nazis next time. And of course that they've been swimming in donations since then certainly gives them incentive to keep embellishing the story, but because they're crazy, it also gives them an incentive to believe their own embellishments and react to them, which is how you get Penny and Josie patrolling the property all night muttering to themselves about how they really, really, really want to kill someone.

We already know what the triggering event was, the town had a 2a rally and a bunch of people walked around waving 3per and MAGA flags and the tranchers freaked out about the nazis.

The exact event doesn't matter though, cause they went out there looking for something to get outraged over. They went out there with the fantasy of setting up fort Troon in the middle of the post apocalypse wasteland of rural colorado and battling the hordes of right wing chuds. Some store clerk could of sneezed when they walked in and the tranchers would've interpreted it as death threats.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Asked them this question
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Less than 30 seconds later they blocked me lmao

(No powerleveling here because I deleted the tweet)

They're registered as a business on google and have open reviews.

Do with it what you want

Nigger.

 

[Owlflaps]

Jesus tap dancing Christ. No wonder the tranch has to fake attacks from the fash to make any money. They move onto shitty land they couldn't possibly grow anything on, choose an animal to rear that creates negative income and they populate the tranch with a bunch of worthless, disabled layabouts who don't do shit to help out. Good God.

I was curious and referred to good ol' Google to see how much it costs to keep an alpaca farm running.

Needless to say, 100k looks fucking paltry when you're raising 200 alpacas annually. Did they even give the animals shots or any kind of health checks? And they're just letting these poor creatures just breed unchecked. I'm going to see a lot of dead alpacas in the future, aren't I?

 

[Gone Ham]

Nigger.

Thanks dad

 

[los pepes]

I think the funniest thing about all this is that the first thing these mtf bros end up doing with their grifterbucks is the quintessentially male hobby of collecting and playing with guns. You can't beat biology fellas. The XY abides.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

From their Etsy shop (filled with nothing but glowing reveiws)

Seems like a missed opportunity to use "Yarnicorn"

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Anyone else want to see them get a reality show on History or SyFy or whatever?

 

[AprilRains]

It's getting harder to believe this is all completely made up. Fabulism is hard work and can be exhausting: the more you make up, the more work it is to keep your story straight and the greater the chance that someone will pull on the wrong thread and the whole thing will unravel. how you get Penny and Josie patrolling the property all night muttering to themselves about how they really, really, really want to kill someone.

Their story is not keeping straight, and it is easy for cluster B morons to blather lie after lie. Have you even read a single thread on this forum with any understanding? Making shit up is what these cows do.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

An interesting thing about the tranch=cult? debate:
Cult leaders often use some vague external threat as a justification for increasingly authoritarian policies. Jim Jones, for example, told his followers that the CIA was out to get them and that any second glowing paratroopers could drop from the sky to wipe out Jonestown. He maintained a state of fear by constantly conducting "White Nights" where the cult members would drill for precisely this occasion, sometimes by rehearsing ritual suicide.
Then they actually committed ritual suicide lol
Isn't the very same thing happening at the tranch? Maybe the "fascist transphobe militia" is not only a clever grift, but also a manipulative tool that Phillip uses to control the rest.

The more I learn about Tenacious Unicorn, the more I see parallels with typical cult practices.

Love-bombing new initiates, mental and physical isolation of members, begging/surrender of financial independence, unusual sleeping/eating habits, extreme paranoia of outsiders, hoarding of weapons, bizarre sexual behaviors, willingness to die or kill for the cult. Fucking textbook.

The only real difference from other infamous cults is that no women or children are involved. Can anyone else think of other cults where the members are exclusively male?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Anyone else want to see them get a reality show on History or SyFy or whatever?

Yes, definitely. 'Tranching with Troons' - Season 1. A big brother style show with cameras installed around the facility.

 

[AnOminous]

Nigger.

Fatass.

 

[I am vomit]

I know this is late as fuck, but this has been bugging me for a while now. Those pancakes in the first post.

How in the fuck do you make pancakes that are both undercooked and burned at the same time? Like seriously, somehow they're burned in the middle and just raw everywhere else.

 

[AnOminous]

I know this is late as fuck, but this has been bugging me for a while now. Those pancakes in the first post.

How in the fuck do you make pancakes that are both undercooked and burned at the same time? Like seriously, somehow they're burned in the middle and just raw everywhere else.

Ask Jack Scalfani. He is also an expert in cooking techniques like this, where you wonder how it is possible even to fuck it up in that particular way.

 

[Techpriest]

The more I learn about Tenacious Unicorn, the more I see parallels with typical cult practices.

Love-bombing new initiates, mental and physical isolation of members, begging/surrender of financial independence, unusual sleeping/eating habits, extreme paranoia of outsiders, hoarding of weapons, bizarre sexual behaviors, willingness to die or kill for the cult. Fucking textbook.

The only real difference from other infamous cults is that no women or children are involved. Can anyone else think of other cults where the members are exclusively male?

The only one that comes to mind is the Cybele cult, who's priests were all eunuchs.

EDIT:

How could I forget the cult of Mithras, which was exclusively male, basically becoming a roman boys club many legionaries all joined into.

 

[Bird In Flight]

This may be a stupid question but: If weed is legal in Colorado, why don’t they grow it using hydroponics or grow-lamps? Its not exactly difficult and is fairly cheap to set up.