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Can't even compare the 2 series or devs though. Rockstar has the track record of actually releasing games lol. Plus we've already gotten 5 games in the series since they went 3D for graphics, just stopping out of nowhere makes no sense, not to mention who Rockstar is under with Take-Two, they're about their bottom line. They need that money, they really do.
gta online is where the money keeps coming from, and that's why they aren't bothering to make gta 6

if not for gta online, gta 6 would have come out quite awhile ago, so all the stupid fucks who are sitting around playing gta online all day then crying that gta 6 isn't out yet, there you go

(i hate gta)
 
gta online is where the money keeps coming from, and that's why they aren't bothering to make gta 6

if not for gta online, gta 6 would have come out quite awhile ago, so all the stupid fucks who are sitting around playing gta online all day then crying that gta 6 isn't out yet, there you go

(i hate gta)

Big ups to the cheater that dropped 30 million on my head in the early days of GTAO. :pinetar:

I still think it's in the works though. But I'm not going to argue with anybody, this isn't DSP's chat, we're all allowed an opinion. :semperfidelis:

For the record I don't play GTAO, it's gay as hell and boring, and if it continues the way it has been it'll greatly bring down the quality this series is known for. Potentially even ruin it.
 
gta online is where the money keeps coming from, and that's why they aren't bothering to make gta 6

if not for gta online, gta 6 would have come out quite awhile ago, so all the stupid fucks who are sitting around playing gta online all day then crying that gta 6 isn't out yet, there you go

(i hate gta)
To be fair they did make red dead redemption 2 in 2018. A little over two years ago.
 
Phil just said the following rant while playing COD:

"MarkMcauley says 'how do you deal all the hate you get does it ARARA make you feel down? YEAH! There is sometimes when I get so much hate and bullshit thrown against me, it's completely unwarranted non-sense...that *shrugs* it makes you feel like shit, that's just the human nature, when you have UH UH a group of people who constantly are at you and say everything you do is unworthy of any kind of appraise or attention, you know ,all these horrible things about you that you know aren't true but you really...you are not gonna sit there and defend yourself 24/7 you are just gonna try to live your life right? Uh yeah it can make me feel like shit but as I told you guys there is more than enough people who don't care about the slander and the defamation on the internet about me, there is more than enough that will still come to the stream, still support me , they don't care about the bullshit people make up...and I'm happy that over the 12 plus years that I have done this people tell me what I do is meaningful ,they don't care about the non-sense, here we are, several days into some horseshit on the internet about me, no one cares!

Like literally no one with a brain cares, no one is going to sit here and talk about drama and shit, we are here to have fun with the game that's all I was ever here for, so that's a good thing! that I can separate myself from the horseshit and not have to fucking worry that 'oh some idiot is trying to say shit about me today' , I have to worry about people 'now everything is derailed, people don't watch my streams' that's not the case actually its the opposite I feel, that we have uh enough ,awww shit *dies*, there is enough uhh there is enough OHH I dont have my headphones on ,ups! *puts headphones around his neck instead on his ears* there is enough people who don't believe slander and enough people who like what I do for a living that it doesn't matter what people say about me anymore, it really doesn't!! Its completely...it's neither here or there anymore, they make up as much as they fucking want it it doesn't matter...allright anyway..."

I want to breakdown this little rant about da haters that Phil just did:
1- Phil is so incredibly narcissistic that people shit on him for his behavior all day every day , he gets told that he is shit a person and the worst streamer alive but he still thinks he did nothing wrong because ALL OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T TRUE, he is actually amazing and you only think he is not because you are sick in the head etc. and he can't defend himself 24/7, he can only defend himself a little bit of the time on twitter of course!! When someone says "Phil you did X" Phil can defend himself by replying "WRONG,DIDN'T HAPPEN" but he can't do that 24/7 so he just has to live his life.

Remember when we talked about how he cried at a children christmas movie and that he wanted a redemption story just like the main character? This is more evidence that it is fundamentally impossible for him to change so his redemption equates to everyone realizing everything negative about him is slander and that he did nothing wrong.

2- He talks about how it doesn't matter what people say about him anymore because people still show up to the streams and support him. Why yes Phil, it doesn't matter what people say about you ,but that's not the case because you are so incredibly loved by everyone that they can see past the evil slander!! It's because you are such a bottom feeder, autistic ,toxic ,retarded lawlcaw that you are un-cancelable by the mere fact that for being canceled you need a reputation to destroy and yours is already the worst it can be, anyone with a brain thinks you are a joke (millions of people if we look at the down the rabbit hole video) and out of the millions that know about you only a handful of people who are either literal retards or psychologically damaged think it's worthwhile to give you money.

Your fanbase is so incredibly small, disabled and cult like that nothing can make them change their mind about you. Also you have no sponsorships that can withdrawn support and no other content creator that can cut ties with you in case of being cancelled ,it's only you and your wheelchairs. Also you are so irrelevant that there is no clout to gain for cancelling you since ,if we take out the ironic retards that think they are owning you by giving you money, your non-ironic fans must be around 100 if we are being generous.
Hey Phail........here's a tip for ya. It's not monetary but it's worth it's weight in gold:

The next time you decide to lie, just ask yourself the same question you asked when you got caught being 'the guy'............"this thing is on.........was on the whole time huh"? You do understand that all of your lies are recorded - by you - and put on the internet - by you - right?
 
Hey Phail........here's a tip for ya. It's not monetary but it's worth it's weight in gold:

The next time you decide to lie, just ask yourself the same question you asked when you got caught being 'the guy'............"this thing is on.........was on the whole time huh"? You do understand that all of your lies are recorded - by you - and put on the internet - by you - right?
Well life isn't black and white your taking things out of context and phil isn't the guy who he was a year ago. It was his depression speaking and he's changed since he's met his wife. Bottom line is it's not his fault ok?
 
This week has been a wild ride with the whole anony leaks. I like how phil and his mods in discord are essentially playing Among Us, gotta say it is hilarious to behold, It shows just how much paranoid and surprisingly trusting phil is to an extent. Cant wait to see how more paranoid he will get going forward. Lastly his list of ban words almost made me choke, but remember guys "I'm over it" "the trolls dont dictate what i do" Dont get me wrong i understand the whole ban worthy words and shit, after all you dont want a dood yelling nigger nigger nigger in chat and risk banishment, but phil, phil is just a bitch that deep down knows that trolls have shifted his life to one of perpetual paranoia and overall disappointment, but not all is bad, for he has something pahsitve going for him, the fact that he has given us salt-charged entertainment, infinite laughs and even has brought us bunch of autists together to laugh at him, does make his shitty life one worth laughing at. Keep being a disappointment phil you have earn it.
 
If Phil woke up and suddenly lost his narcissistic personality, he'd kill himself. That's literally got to be the only thing he has left. Any sane person living his life, with his past would be completely ruined. His narcissism has completely trapped him in his own Hell.

He can never change, and he can't escape.
"Cant change who you are, i guess" -Phil in a moment of self awareness
 
I admire your optimism but isn't this exactly what people thought about Half Life 3?
The problem they face in trying to maintain their usual cynical take on the american dream in GTA at this point in time is that the US landscape looks more and more like a rockstar parody everyday. They've become aware of how difficult it is to try and satirize this climate in a way that won't make it feel dated right out of the gate. I can't imagine seeing another one for some time.
 
Slightly out of the loop on stuff. When the fuck did KG become a "lead mod" for the forums?

I remember Horse Fucker being done with him years ago and mocking detractors for sticking around, and now he's acting like a big shot moderating for his dead forums? What a pathetic little loser.
Just this past December, IIRC, after some weirdo was spamming the forum looking from personal response from DSP. That made DSP have to log in more than once a month to delete the thread and ban, so he promoted KG to do it.
 
Every single fuckin stream he talks about his wifes new job shift holy fuckin shit... for weeks now!!!

Phil is extremely autistic about his schedule. I'm sure someone could compile more evidence but off the top of my head:

1. Unwillingness to change stream times/endings/breaks even when monetarily incentivized by things like sub bombs or chat raids.
2. Set patterns in things like Special Sauce where it needs to be the same way every time (besides when Kat complained).
3. Near ritualistic DVD watching before bed (kat might have broken this one)
4. Day off schedule (meal, ikea/mall, groceries) also this needs to be the same day or else.
5. "I still eat at CT timezone times" (and other weirdfuck shit that isnt true but he insists on)
6. The meal calendar from CT which 100% must exist in some form in Washington. HOT DOGS THURSDAY.
7. Weird ticks like the daily beggacy explanation thats usually almost verbatim
8. All the other formulaic shit he does like explaining his very specific game schedule and never deviating from it unless he's forced at gunpoint.

You get the idea. Phil's entire life is a set routine with very few changes (and he whines for fucking weeks about them).

Phil legitimately does not understand not having a set schedule, because he's lived the same week for almost 10 years.

Kat having a retail schedule that might change is baffling to him, because his life is always the exact same.

"Just tell them you want the same schedule every week" I assume is how he responds to her getting a new schedule. Its probably part of why she doesn't get more hours.
 
Slightly out of the loop on stuff. When the fuck did KG become a "lead mod" for the forums?

I remember Horse Fucker being done with him years ago and mocking detractors for sticking around, and now he's acting like a big shot moderating for his dead forums? What a pathetic little loser.
Yes.

I never understood the people that continue even using his forum because of how dead it is, it's gotten 700 posts in a little over two months after a look at an archived page from January 17th. DSP himself only uses the forum for Ask the King at this point.
 
Stream, read the farms, wwe, gin, pass out.

Its actually wild how true this is.

Think of any time you've either
1. Talked about what you do for a living/are studying in college/etc with someone.
2. Talk about what you did in your free time to someone you work with/etc.

Even if its "I got some tasty pizza" or "you won't believe this bitch who called to complain" you can name SOMETHING.

99.9% of people's boring ass mundane repetitive lives have SOME form of excitement.

Phil has "I streamed". He only talks to his wife, so he can't even talk about something from his day off.

Anyone who can say 'I saw a fluffy dog' more than once a week has a more mentally stimulating life than Phil's routine.

Its almost hard to put into words how broken his life is. Dude can't even tell his chat he had a nice dinner out with the missus. Its why he recycles a handful of stories from TWELVE FUCKING YEARS AGO.

I'd unironically kill myself by year four of his lifestyle. I got laid off from covid and by month three of sitting at home staring at walls I was going nuts.

Imagine hardcore covid lockdown for 10 years. By choice. Without even friends to talk to.
 
The problem they face in trying to maintain their usual cynical take on the american dream in GTA at this point in time is that the US landscape looks more and more like a rockstar parody everyday. They've become aware of how difficult it is to try and satirize this climate in a way that won't make it feel dated right out of the gate. I can't imagine seeing another one for some time.
Not to mention most of the original writing staff has left, including Lazlow.
 
The problem they face in trying to maintain their usual cynical take on the american dream in GTA at this point in time is that the US landscape looks more and more like a rockstar parody everyday. They've become aware of how difficult it is to try and satirize this climate in a way that won't make it feel dated right out of the gate. I can't imagine seeing another one for some time.

I got GTA 5 free on Epic and played it for 20 minutes before I couldn't take any more of that garbage. Got past the opening then I was a black guy. The fun and entertaining voice acting wasn't exactly GTA 3 with the likes of... nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, nigga, NIGGA!, nigga... and so on. They have a target audience and it annoyed me how far Rockstar sank to pander to them. Yes, THEM!

My idea of a good time isn't being called a nigga, possible nigger, every 15 seconds. I also can't think of anything in life I'd rather be less than a nigga and/or nigger. Really can't tell when people are saying either or. They're the same thing. I'd rather be a dog; free food, boarding, lots of toys, poop anywhere and endless pets from girls. <insert prison comparison here>

Rockstar have over 120 positions open. Looks like ~85% actual dev. Can't imagine it taking 1/4 of that for GTA online. They have other projects too but without more than a cursory look it's impossible to know what they're up to. The job descriptions are basic to hide the projects. Could match them against Facebook profile? Might be something to do while watching the DSP TIHYDP GTA 5...
 
I got GTA 5 free on Epic and played it for 20 minutes before I couldn't take any more of that garbage. Got past the opening then I was a black guy. The fun and entertaining voice acting wasn't exactly GTA 3 with the likes of... nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, nigga, NIGGA!, nigga... and so on. They have a target audience and it annoyed me how far Rockstar sank to pander to them. Yes, THEM!
GTA V came out nearly a decade after San Andreas but is somehow the game where Rockstar started trying to appeal to blacks? This isn't even an opinion, it's a joke.
 
GTA V came out nearly a decade after San Andreas but is somehow the game where Rockstar started trying to appeal to blacks? This isn't even an opinion, it's a joke.
This dude opinions on games are so shit,its not the first time. If I remember correctly he said before that RPGs are brainless stat checks (try that with baldur gate,divinity original sin,icewind dale or any other game that requires a brain).
 
I feel the need to steal a snapshot of Mrhuth Stuff's current stream.

In case you need another reason why DSP is broke all the time.

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