Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Lenzperkins said:
This guy. The avocado was bad, just take it back to the counter. Jack has to put them on blast on social media to get free shit out of it. He such a narcissist and complainer. Put them on blast, but you LOVE Panera. Ok fat little boy, keep crying until you get what you want. This fat kid is so easy to please.


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Jack gets a generic corporate response and acts like it's a big deal when it's what any large company would say if someone complains.

It's the corporate equivalent of "your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement." Completely generic. Jack wants to feel so important that he assigns real meaning and sincere intent to mindless corporate pablum.
 
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Lenzperkins said:
This guy. The avocado was bad, just take it back to the counter. Jack has to put them on blast on social media to get free shit out of it. He such a narcissist and complainer. Put them on blast, but you LOVE Panera. Ok fat little boy, keep crying until you get what you want. This fat kid is so easy to please.


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So let me get this right, Jack goes to Panera. gets a less than desirable avocado in his food. Decides not to go up to the counter, complain and return it, which from what we have seen before he loves to do. He decides he needs to take a picture to not just get Panera to stroke his ego but show everyone hes still trudging along on his diet. Since one of his favorite pastimes is to bitch at staff for the slightest wrongdoing tells me he just trashed it, took the pic to make him feel better and went to stuff his mouth with some fat clogging goodness.
 
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JackIsBlack said:
He’d be a little bitch and comply. Or is he going to whip out his shotgun and become the one armed bandit? The cool ones wear bandanas over their mouth and nose. Tough break, Senior.
Is the last time we heard from him was yesterday? Maybe the day of reckoning has come.
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no, he just posted this. of course, jack offers absolutely no help given his dead arm and overall extreme laziness

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Lenzperkins said:
I thought Jr works out. Should've known when he bit into that Crumbl Cookie. #FatBoiCali
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I think he definitely works out. You can tell by the size of his arms that he has a decent amount of muscle underneath the fat, especially compared to his father. (Jack is a bowling ball with atrophied appendages the size of toothpicks.)

It’s almost definitely a diet issue. Living with two fatass parents combined with being newly married isn’t conducive to eating healthy. Junior strikes me as the type of person that will wake up unhappy with the way he looks one day, overcompensate and get almost too into fitness, and be completely ripped in six months. But he also strikes me as the type of person that will get comfortable and not do anything. So who knows.
 
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stets said:

Jack reviews more Chinese shovelware that no one cares about.

Here’s what he bought. Seriously, how the hell did he find this or choose to buy this product in particular? Zero reviews and the box is mainly in Chinese.

Jack doesn’t like it and is irrationally terrified that something powered by one AAA battery is going to seriously injure him. Video is a waste of time except for it’s oddity value. Yet another jack and Tammy fight at around the 3:30 mark.
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The lack of knowledge that this guy has (not understanding what mAh or g is) makes me wonder why the fuck this guy should have a tech channel. I mean, there are other tech channels out there that reviewed the same thing, let alone the fact there are just too many of them and this guy's focus is on "cooking". I feel like Jack made this tech channel to get free stuff to review and upload the videos onto YouTube because that's how I initially found Jack.
 
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stets said:

Jack reviews more Chinese shovelware that no one cares about.

Here’s what he bought. Seriously, how the hell did he find this or choose to buy this product in particular? Zero reviews and the box is mainly in Chinese.

Jack doesn’t like it and is irrationally terrified that something powered by one AAA battery is going to seriously injure him. Video is a waste of time except for it’s oddity value. Yet another jack and Tammy fight at around the 3:30 mark.
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I think he re-views a good amount of cheap Chinese commercial/infomercial stuff.

Sometimes the products themselves suck, but since Jack never reads the instructions and botches the review, he just makes them look even worse.
 
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stets said:
I think he definitely works out. You can tell by the size of his arms that he has a decent amount of muscle underneath the fat, especially compared to his father. (Jack is a bowling ball with atrophied appendages the size of toothpicks.)

It’s almost definitely a diet issue. Living with two fatass parents combined with being newly married isn’t conducive to eating healthy. Junior strikes me as the type of person that will wake up unhappy with the way he looks one day, overcompensate and get almost too into fitness, and be completely ripped in six months. But he also strikes me as the type of person that will get comfortable and not do anything. So who knows.
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Jr's got some muscle underneath all that but then he's still young so it's actually easy for him to do so. Wait until Tammy Jr. gets pregnant and he starts losing sleep because of it and he's going to stop going to the gym, going to start doing a lot of takeout and delivery and the pounds are going to pack on.

I mean Jack was kinda thin back in the day if that high school picture could be believed and Jr is only a few years out. While he may never be Jack fat, he's gonna be up to 300 pounds within a few years as will Tammy Jr but then she's already more than halfway there.
 
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80's Dad said:
I've only seen the yellow/lemon version of the party cheese salad and I must admit that the green/lime version is 100x more unsettling. It looks like a normal jello salad that's gone all slimy and has started developing yellow mold clusters.
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Soooo... like regular party cheese salad but even worse if such a thing is possible.
 
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