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Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666



TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
Are you the legend known as SNOM?

Cimmerian got railroaded off the site (for valid and invalid rationales) and responded by setting up the biggest media presence not the least bit under their thumb and sending out counterprogramming to their otherwise pretty solid grip on the wider community’s media producers.

As long as Volgun is at least lukewarm to them, they’re in a pretty strong position even with Cimm out there.
You mean this Volgun?
07-07-2018

20:53:45: <Modern_Erasmus> Roget: how’d the convo with volgun go?
20:53:59: <Roget> it went very well
20:54:05: <Roget> we spoke for a little under an hour and a half
20:54:30: <Roget> a lot more about rpc than I thought we would
20:56:29: <Tretter> Their consensus on it?
20:56:54: <Roget> he's not really a huge fan of how they are now and he wishes people would just get along
20:57:22: <Roget> we tried to be as diplomatic as possible speakign to one another because he's already had people leaving shitty comments on his videos totally unrelated to RPC
20:59:30: <Roget> he said to me off the interview that he thinks 95% of rpc members are bigots to some degree
21:00:10: <WrongJohnSilver> Yeah, that's what it looks like to me.
21:01:27: <WrongJohnSilver> I could only imagine that the cohort that truly just want the politics to go away looked at the RPC and thought, ugh, no, the politics are here in spades, too.
21:01:29: <Zyn> marpa
21:01:36: <Zyn> incidentally
21:01:53: <Zyn> it occurred to me while I tossed five deletion votes mainsite-side
21:02:18: <Zyn> part of the issue with RPC not being able to keep maliciously posted low-quality works out of their site is the fact that
21:02:20: <Zyn> well
21:02:39: <Zyn> most of their stuff is already kind of low-quality, so there's not much they have in the way of figuring out what's malicious and what's not
21:02:45: <Zyn> if the only action is posting a single thing.
21:02:56: <Zyn> Unless it's spam, of course, but they still need to fix up their deletions process
21:03:09: <Zyn> But they really shouldn't be blaming everyone else for their own problems
21:04:07: <Modern_Erasmus> Roget: I’m glad to hear he’s soured on them

The one that SCP will definitely shit talk about behind his back?
18:45:18: <bluesoul> Roget
18:45:20: <bluesoul> https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8xquzs/cfoperator_and_thevolgun_discuss_the_reasons/
18:45:22: <DrBleep> cause the story was so bad
18:45:22: <bluesoul> i'm on the fence here
18:46:10: <DrBleep> bluesoul holy shit he's a little kid
18:46:23: <Roget> I don't see harm in leaving it up
18:46:23: <Riemann> Because you are probably right about the announcement and I want you to be wrong
18:47:00: <spikebrennan> well if the announcement were about the invention of time travel they would have announced it yesterday rather than tomororw
18:47:15: <Quikngruvn> "ROH-jitt".
18:47:50: <DrBleep> >Texas
18:47:52: <Riemann> I can't argue with that logic
18:47:56: <DrBleep> Ok, that explains everything
18:48:12: <Quikngruvn> Bleep, their hostmask implied San Antonio.
18:48:43: <Quikngruvn> What nationality is Volgun? Irish?
18:48:44: <spikebrennan> why do all yall even give the trolls the satisfaction of knowing that you give them any thought at all?
18:48:49: <bluesoul> yes quik
18:49:09: <Tuomey> Quikngruvn: Northern, yeah
18:49:11: <DrBleep> Quikngruvn I couldn't see hostmasks on mibbit when he was in 17
18:49:17: <Quikngruvn> Bleep, ah.
18:49:22: <DrBleep> spikebrennan we mostly don't.
18:49:23: <Quikngruvn> blue, Tuom, gotcha.
18:49:31: <spikebrennan> then what is kaktus doing
18:49:34: <Tuomey> DrBleep: switch it on then
18:49:38: <Quikngruvn> kaktusing.
18:49:42: <DrBleep> spikebrennan being kaktus
18:49:58: <spikebrennan> bad kaktus, no biscuit. stay on the paper.
18:49:58: <DrBleep> we can't control him
18:50:02: <DrBleep> xD
18:50:24: <DrBleep> Also, https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8xnptx/we_all_know_that_scp682_is_nearly_impossible_to/ isn't this breaking the subreddit's rules about talking about ways to kill 682?
18:51:38: <bluesoul> yup
18:51:50: <bluesoul> i've been pretty busy today and not really minding the sub
18:53:28: <Quikngruvn> blue, I don't think that's how to properly dom.
18:53:47: <bluesoul> maybe the sub is into that
18:53:56: <bluesoul> stay in your lane, quik
18:54:15: Quikngruvn is told
18:56:25: <Modern_Erasmus> Ugh
18:56:28: <Roget> should I post the episode of volcast I did with volgun?
18:56:56: <Modern_Erasmus> On his interview, cfo implied they were raided by SCP declassified when the opposite was true
18:57:38: <Modern_Erasmus> Alongside the usual exaggeration of “mod tyranny” and “bad writing” and “favoritism”
18:57:49: <Modern_Erasmus> Am I’m only 17 minutes in
18:57:49: <Quikngruvn> Shocked.
18:57:55: <Quikngruvn> As always.
18:58:05: <Modern_Erasmus> Dammit volgun, why you gotta give this shit a podium?
20:26:24: <Modern_Erasmus> Volgun let him get away with quite a few lies and out of context facts
....
15:45:36: <stormfallen> Volgun's discord
15:45:40: stormfallen shudders
15:45:49: <Roget> weryllium: oh yeah I know that lol
15:45:55: <Vezaz> Roget didn't you /invent/ coasting on name recognition : P
15:45:57: <Roget> volguns discord is a hot mess right?
15:46:00: <Rounderhouse> There's side discords, like side channels in IRC, but you have to be invited there just like you had to be invited here
15:46:06: <Rounderhouse> Roget: yeah
15:46:26: <UncleNicolini> Volguns channel is what i imagine middle school looks like.

LOL look at these sad people:
19:07:30: <Roget> Joreth: you want to post my own episode with volgun? I don't wanna be tacky and do it myself
19:07:37: <Joreth> Roget: ok fine link
19:08:00: <Joreth> Roget: cf's will definitely get more upvotes tho because d r a m a
19:08:10: <Roget> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTA5_6JwbFQ&t=157s
19:08:11: <Jarvis> roget: A Conversation with Roget | The Volcast #1 - length 1h10m47s - 324↑10↓ - 5,340 views - TheVolgun on 2018-07-09
19:08:12: <bluesoul> it's at like 55% upvoted
19:08:31: <Roget> I already got a ton of upvotes for my graphs
20:26:00: <SoulAtJob> ARD: last I checked during the peak of our drama Scp was still double of last year in views
20:26:36: <SoulAtJob> ARD: the cost of the logo was not even a 10% drop in views
20:27:06: <SoulAtJob> But it seems the vast majority of our viewer base couldn’t give a shit
20:27:18: <SoulAtJob> And we’re only increasing in popularity
20:28:02: <Modern_Erasmus> RPC isn’t actually a threat to us, but it’s still annoying af. Especially when people put as two equal sides
20:28:19: <SoulAtJob> Modern_Erasmus: rpc is a threat to our most vulnerable members
20:28:25: <SoulAtJob> And therefore I consider them a threat
20:28:41: <Modern_Erasmus> Riemann: yep. And they’re not devoid of politics, they’re just right wing.
20:28:45: <SoulAtJob> They’re also a threaat to some of our most popular community contributes like kaktus
20:28:53: <SoulAtJob> So imo they’re something to regard carefully
20:29:03: <WrongJohnSilver> They're pro-trolling.
20:35:36: Sax|Cloud yawneth
[I swear, Sax must have been the most boring person in existence. Each and every time, he tries to derail whatever is being talked about by noting to everyone that he is yawning. Every damn time. Why introduce yourself with a yawn? He's duller than Eeyore. The level of disconnected narcissism is flooring.]

Ruh-roh! Don't look, knich:
19:15:04: <trets> I haven't read 2721, and this recent drama is not encouraging me to read it more.
19:16:09: <Ard> Joreth: nobody actually likes 2721 we just want to spite the bastards trying to brigade it
20:24:24: <Ard> small brain - running a website to foster a community
20:24:37: <Ard> big brain - running a website to practice french revolutionary theories of politics
 
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18:45:18: <bluesoul> Roget
18:45:20: <bluesoul> https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8xquzs/cfoperator_and_thevolgun_discuss_the_reasons/
18:45:22: <DrBleep> cause the story was so bad
18:45:22: <bluesoul> i'm on the fence here
18:46:10: <DrBleep> bluesoul holy shit he's a little kid
18:46:23: <Roget> I don't see harm in leaving it up
18:46:23: <Riemann> Because you are probably right about the announcement and I want you to be wrong
18:47:00: <spikebrennan> well if the announcement were about the invention of time travel they would have announced it yesterday rather than tomororw
18:47:15: <Quikngruvn> "ROH-jitt".
18:47:50: <DrBleep> >Texas
18:47:52: <Riemann> I can't argue with that logic
18:47:56: <DrBleep> Ok, that explains everything
18:48:12: <Quikngruvn> Bleep, their hostmask implied San Antonio.
18:48:43: <Quikngruvn> What nationality is Volgun? Irish?
18:48:44: <spikebrennan> why do all yall even give the trolls the satisfaction of knowing that you give them any thought at all?
18:48:49: <bluesoul> yes quik
18:49:09: <Tuomey> Quikngruvn: Northern, yeah
18:49:11: <DrBleep> Quikngruvn I couldn't see hostmasks on mibbit when he was in 17
18:49:17: <Quikngruvn> Bleep, ah.
18:49:22: <DrBleep> spikebrennan we mostly don't.
18:49:23: <Quikngruvn> blue, Tuom, gotcha.
18:49:31: <spikebrennan> then what is kaktus doing
18:49:34: <Tuomey> DrBleep: switch it on then
18:49:38: <Quikngruvn> kaktusing.
18:49:42: <DrBleep> spikebrennan being kaktus
18:49:58: <spikebrennan> bad kaktus, no biscuit. stay on the paper.
18:49:58: <DrBleep> we can't control him
18:50:02: <DrBleep> xD
18:50:24: <DrBleep> Also, https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8xnptx/we_all_know_that_scp682_is_nearly_impossible_to/ isn't this breaking the subreddit's rules about talking about ways to kill 682?
18:51:38: <bluesoul> yup
18:51:50: <bluesoul> i've been pretty busy today and not really minding the sub
18:53:28: <Quikngruvn> blue, I don't think that's how to properly dom.
18:53:47: <bluesoul> maybe the sub is into that
18:53:56: <bluesoul> stay in your lane, quik
18:54:15: Quikngruvn is told
18:56:25: <Modern_Erasmus> Ugh
18:56:28: <Roget> should I post the episode of volcast I did with volgun?
18:56:56: <Modern_Erasmus> On his interview, cfo implied they were raided by SCP declassified when the opposite was true
18:57:38: <Modern_Erasmus> Alongside the usual exaggeration of “mod tyranny” and “bad writing” and “favoritism”
18:57:49: <Modern_Erasmus> Am I’m only 17 minutes in
18:57:49: <Quikngruvn> Shocked.
18:57:55: <Quikngruvn> As always.
18:58:05: <Modern_Erasmus> Dammit volgun, why you gotta give this shit a podium?
20:26:24: <Modern_Erasmus> Volgun let him get away with quite a few lies and out of context facts
....
15:45:36: <stormfallen> Volgun's discord
15:45:40: stormfallen shudders
15:45:49: <Roget> weryllium: oh yeah I know that lol
15:45:55: <Vezaz> Roget didn't you /invent/ coasting on name recognition : P
15:45:57: <Roget> volguns discord is a hot mess right?
15:46:00: <Rounderhouse> There's side discords, like side channels in IRC, but you have to be invited there just like you had to be invited here
15:46:06: <Rounderhouse> Roget: yeah
15:46:26: <UncleNicolini> Volguns channel is what i imagine middle school looks like.
Love how they try to casually dox both CFO and Volgun here, really stand up behavior from alleged adults. Also:
18:46:10: <DrBleep> bluesoul holy shit he's a little kid
I'm pretty sure CFO said he was in college at the time, but if he was a little kid, that would explain why Bleep desperately wants to know his location. If CFO is still around somewhere, It would be interesting to hear his take on all of this. Seems like he smartly dropped off the map
 
Love how they try to casually dox both CFO and Volgun here, really stand up behavior from alleged adults. Also:

I'm pretty sure CFO said he was in college at the time, but if he was a little kid, that would explain why Bleep desperately wants to know his location. If CFO is still around somewhere, It would be interesting to hear his take on all of this. Seems like he smartly dropped off the map
I wouldn't call this desperation, honestly. She mentions it like twice. It is still yet more evidence that you really shouldn't use their IRC network, though. They will keep your location data.
 
I wouldn't call this desperation, honestly. She mentions it like twice. It is still yet more evidence that you really shouldn't use their IRC network, though. They will keep your location data.
Sorry I was getting Bright and Bleep confused. I can't keep track of who is and isn't a pedo in that community
 
I can't keep track of who is and isn't a pedo in that community
Most of them aren't. The actual predators from what I've seen have been driven off, so if their names haven't been blasted here already, chances are anyone you don't immediately recognize is just another SCP staff shitheel, rather than a kiddy diddler.
 
Most of them aren't. The actual predators from what I've seen have been driven off, so if their names haven't been blasted here already, chances are anyone you don't immediately recognize is just another SCP staff shitheel, rather than a kiddy diddler.
At least the ones who've gotten caught
 
At least the ones who've gotten caught
Being a small and vulnerable meat-human has given me a nose for creeps and perverts unfortunately and from what I could tell, a loooot of them are gone. There are probably a few dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager ERP in side channels or Discord servers, but other than that, most of the people who turned out to actually be legitimate malicious predators have been found out. Of course, SCPD is a different story. I don't know them well enough to figure out which ones are rotten in the pants and which ones aren't.
 
Being a small and vulnerable meat-human has given me a nose for creeps and perverts unfortunately and from what I could tell, a loooot of them are gone. There are probably a few dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager ERP in side channels or Discord servers, but other than that, most of the people who turned out to actually be legitimate malicious predators have been found out. Of course, SCPD is a different story. I don't know them well enough to figure out which ones are rotten in the pants and which ones aren't.
The system is up, it’ll happen again even if it’s not someone who’s in the SCPss yet. Only a matter of time sadly.
 
The system is up, it’ll happen again even if it’s not someone who’s in the SCPss yet. Only a matter of time sadly.
I half-agree with you. I don't feel SCP has a large enough community to obfuscate predators but at the same time there's no denying it, like most niche internet communities, is a beacon to depraved individuals. On a semi-related note: when was the last time you had access to site traffic metrics? What were the numbers like and what do you predict they will be 3 years from now?
 
Being a small and vulnerable meat-human has given me a nose for creeps and perverts unfortunately and from what I could tell, a loooot of them are gone. There are probably a few dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager ERP in side channels or Discord servers, but other than that, most of the people who turned out to actually be legitimate malicious predators have been found out.
I know of at least one who remains in some parts of the community but I unfortunately no longer have any of the proof and I'm not going to be able to get it back, so there's not much of a point in talking about it. Other than that person plus some of the people who have allegedly done smaller things like Kaktus, I think most of them are gone by this point.
Of course, SCPD is a different story. I don't know them well enough to figure out which ones are rotten in the pants and which ones aren't.
SCPD is frequented by many of the worst examples of upvote culture, but I don't think any of them are straight-up predators, and I've complained enough about the upvote trackers and their effects on people at this point. I don't like SCPD and the people who chat in it, but if you're focused solely on purging predators then they can probably be left alone.

Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot that Nagiros exists. They're concerning, but there's also no proof that they're a groomer, so I'm not counting them as a predator. They could easily become one though.
 
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I know of at least one who remains in some parts of the community but I unfortunately no longer have any of the proof and I'm not going to be able to get it back, so there's not much of a point in talking about it. Other than that person plus some of the people who have allegedly done smaller things like Kaktus, I think most of them are gone by this point.
Would you be willing to tell me who it was in DMs? I might know something about them if it's anyone I'd wandered across while I was in the SCP sphere.
 
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The fact that the SCP community tolerates an admin abusing IRC to dox kids is the biggest indictment of SCP as a whole. What a scumbag.
Imagine a grown-ass adult, well, a pathetic manbaby, being so butthurt by the harmless antics of a teenage troll he doxes him and tries to ruin his life.
 
I half-agree with you. I don't feel SCP has a large enough community to obfuscate predators but at the same time there's no denying it, like most niche internet communities, is a beacon to depraved individuals. On a semi-related note: when was the last time you had access to site traffic metrics? What were the numbers like and what do you predict they will be 3 years from now?
I imagine it’s going to be similar to how it is now, about a million hits every month, unless another Containment Breach happens.
 
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Here's the evidence that it's me, Xeno himself.


(Somewhere in 2016, I decided to make a SCP Game, around the time where I joined SCP. This is me logged in to that old scratch account)
Echoing harmony—what a blast from the past. I remember seeing your username back in the day in the IRC chat (apologies, but it’s because I remember thinking it was pretty juvenile). I’m genuinely glad that the site staff couldn’t mess up your IRL. It was weird for them to even try.
 
Can't believe nobody's posted this tale here yet.

Am I missing something or is this tale completely unrelated to SCP in every way? It's funny because the writing is kind of good in the beginning, the author is taking a risk writing in the present tense and it's sort of working, and then this weird political message comes straight out of left field (pun intended).
 
Can't believe nobody's posted this tale here yet.

It's not offensively bad, but it's also not interesting. The characters I'm supposed to care about aren't around long enough for that to actually happen, and what little time they do have is used primarily to say "bigots bad, punch Nazis", a message that I think I've heard enough times by this point. The most interesting thing the piece does is bait the reader into empathizing with a Nazi by omitting information, but that angle is never explored further and I almost wonder if it was an accident. I'm left wondering about what could have been if this potentially interesting story wasn't squandered to add a few more bruises to the "bigots bad" dead horse.
 
Echoing harmony—what a blast from the past. I remember seeing your username back in the day in the IRC chat (apologies, but it’s because I remember thinking it was pretty juvenile). I’m genuinely glad that the site staff couldn’t mess up your IRL. It was weird for them to even try.
Thank you, but yeah that username back then was cringy. Fuck those SCP staffs for even trying to dox someone IRL coz of a troll. Just banning trolls and moving on like any other sensible community staff clearly is too hard for them, that's pretty much why I get that lowcow vibe from SCP. No regrets coz I milked the fuck out of SCP with my trolls.
 
Am I missing something or is this tale completely unrelated to SCP in every way?
The tale takes place in Three Portlands, which is an area in the SCP Universe.

It's not offensively bad, but it's also not interesting. The characters I'm supposed to care about aren't around long enough for that to actually happen, and what little time they do have is used primarily to say "bigots bad, punch Nazis", a message that I think I've heard enough times by this point. The most interesting thing the piece does is bait the reader into empathizing with a Nazi by omitting information, but that angle is never explored further and I almost wonder if it was an accident. I'm left wondering about what could have been if this potentially interesting story wasn't squandered to add a few more bruises to the "bigots bad" dead horse.
Off-topic, but one thing I find cringey as shit is whenever people act like hating nazis makes them special or is some super edgy and punk belief.

Congrats: You're against nazis, just like everyone in the Western World that isn't a nazi.
 
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