Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So now Bob has told us that he Is: a gym freak who bench 300 LBS, a badass who own guns, a piece of hunk who can chase tail everyplace he goes and now he Is a big brained genius versed in latín who not only know the Cristian dogma but also participated in the church structure as an altar boy? This dude Is legit insane, he totally lost His mind AND the ability to recognize reality

Bob thinks a lot more of himself than he actually is.

Spoiler: More Catholic sperging

Ironically enough, the bits of Bob's rant that actually are true aren't really that much to brag about. Being confirmed by the bishop of the diocese you live in is what happens to every Catholic, doing RS at a Catholic school is normal in America, and even more so over here because RS is a compulsory subject in state schools, and being an altar boy really isn't that special.

It's telling that even in Bob's fantasies, he says stuff which really isn't that out of the ordinary.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

As for the podcasts, Chris probably assumed getting Bob on would get him more hits and patreon dollars, but when that failed he decided not to bother asking him again and is hoping that someone else will get him that payday. Although if he'd gotten his brother to post an episode of the podcast to Bob's channel, that possibly would have helped, but probably not much.

tbh i don't think Chris would ditch Bob because he would cause a slight drop in patronage or audience. It would have to be something drastic for him to step back from sperging with his brother. After all, for what i've heard in the podcast Bob really looks up to Chris and Chris really enjoys sperging with Bob. I could tell that the time they spend together is probably one of the most joyful times Bob has had in the last years outside of his consooming habits.

I would say that something else is happening behind the scenes. Either Bob is too busy with something to do it, something has happened in the family or maybe Bob got heads up that some evil farmers were stalking his brother's podcast. Or maybe Chris didn't scheduled anything and he just wants to ramble about Blockbuster for a while.

But maybe the Snyder Cut changes this.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But maybe the Snyder Cut changes this.

That would imply Bob isn't willing to change his principles as it suits him.

This is something I say a lot but it bears repeating; if he can simp for two socialists despite being a neoliberal himself, he can ignore the fact that his brother has a different opinion to him about the Snyder Cut.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

That would imply Bob isn't willing to change his principles as it suits him.

This is something I say a lot but it bears repeating; if he can simp for two socialists despite being a neoliberal himself, he can ignore the fact that his brother has a different opinion to him about the Snyder Cut.

Thing is that from what i've seen in the screengrabs, he seems conflicted about the Snyder Cut. On one part, he bashed it so much that he is dead set on the fact that Snyder is a bad director and his Justice League flick is trash and considerably worse than the previous ones. But on the other hand, he watched it and he kinda liked it. And you can notice how conflicted he is about this.

 

[Jack Awful]

Thing is that from what i've seen in the screengrabs, he seems conflicted about the Snyder Cut. On one part, he bashed it so much that he is dead set on the fact that Snyder is a bad director and his Justice League flick is trash and considerably worse than the previous ones. But on the other hand, he watched it and he kinda liked it. And you can notice how conflicted he is about this.

And Snyder disavowed the dang old Nazi gamers.

 

[Mola Ram]

And Snyder disavowed the dang old Nazi gamers.

Really, this probably has a lot more to do with Bob's ambivalence than the film's actual quality.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1373604740634906627 (Archive)

This is the same man who said this:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/197373973523210240 (Archive)

Original:
https://v1.escapistmagazine.com/vid...rce=twitter&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=all
Archive:

 

[Positron]

"Someone must be behind covid; Trump wants to get us all killed because reasons."
Totally not a conspiracy narrative.

 

[TowinKarz]

I'd love to know what has to go wrong in a man's life that they're still harbouring such childish revenge fantasies in their forties. There are plenty of fat, burnout losers out there, but I've seen few as maliciously bitter as Bob Chipman.

Nothing has to "go wrong"

As much as nothing "goes right"

My own experience with tender misanthropes/narcissists like Bob is that they can have a steady job, a roof over their head, and enough money left over to indulge in a hobby on the side.... but STILL be constantly angry they don't have MORE, attributing their lack of "success" not to having just not worked hard enough or having had a few unlucky breaks, but, that society is not rewarding them enough for their (self obvious) superiority, if not maliciously plotting to keep them "down".

If it's an apartment, they deserved a house, if it's a house, they deserved a mansion, if it's a mansion, they deserved one in a better neighborhood..... and on it goes.

They always think they've been slighted, somehow..... it's where an overly-antagonistic worldview always leads..... to the point where you can find a $5 bill on the ground and curse the world for not giving you a $20....You or I would see winning the lotto as a once-in-a-lifetime windfall. Bob sees it as his destiny that has been denied day after day after day. And even if he did win, it wouldn't make him happy since having been forced to wait so long for it means feelings of "why should I just be happy that someone else finally did their job?!! Where were you 20 years ago? I missed my chances at greatness because I didn't have money, all because YOU didn't give it to me!!!!!!" would overwhelm the occasion.

What we see as revenge fantasy on 40-year old slights best forgotten? Bob sees as finally correcting an error that not only caused injustice then, but continues to this very day.

The way you or I would feel if we woke up to find our car stolen? That's how Bob feels every day he looks outside in the driveway and sees a Ford instead of Ferrari.

The levels of anger and frustration are exactly the same.

Except we only feel it when we seem to have been singled out for misfortune, Bob feels it constantly as he is denied what he sees as his just rewards.... In fact, he may even be less angry at the theft because that would validate his view that the world is out to get him, whereas owning a white-bread car that reliably humms along for 10 years would only prove he's "average" like the rest of us.

TL : DR - Life to an average person is large swaths of normalcy punctuated by occasional good fortune. To the Bobbos of the world, life is constant disappointment, punctuated by moments of being given only what barely passes as "good enough".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1373604740634906627 (Archive)

If you see people discussing how the deep state exists, which it does, or that billionaires exert far too much control over politics, which they do, and your first thought is ”they must be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semite in the room.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

A lot of people paint having been in a Catholic or religious education/household as hardcore indoctrination. Not the "You don't go out until you can tell me the 7 deadly sins by memory" but more on the vein of "Recite the psalm 93 right now or you get the belt again" kind of place.

I could tell some stories on this matter but i don't want to get off topic. The gist of it is that people will make it sound like they were in some sort of hardcore cultist situation when in reality they just took religious education and maybe some people around them were a bit more passionate or weird about it. But when you resent that education or those values, you make it sound like you were taken prisoner in Vietnam and you got out of some prison camp deep in the jungle 10 years later.

Which is even funnier, considering that there are households that really were abusive, and if Bob really was the victim of religious abuse, he would be far more traumatized and he wouldn't be so proud. It's the equivalent of a guy who didn't get to eat like a pig in his youth comparing himself to a Holocaust survivor. Bob gets triggered so much by religious instruction that Catholic School feels like a Vietcong prison for him.

Bobert wouldn't fit within any system as an ideal specimen. Every state and society that did what he wants to do the mayghouls would reject and ostracize him at best. I know he doesn't think physical ability should be highly prized, but there is a good goddamn reason why societies value people with such prowess: it just gets shit done and is better for the general well-being. Intelligence is important and needed as well but we've all demonstrated that his word-salad tweets are only their to mask how decisively average he actually is in that area. So, that's two strikes against him and he easily strikes out swinging because of his addiction problems. He's clearly got an alcohol issue (maybe not a major one, but still), he can't stop eating slop and gaining weight, and he's hopelessly fused to his Twitter account. For such a wannabe revolutionary, he doesn't realize that such movements have no room or tolerance for those who are hooked on something other than the end goal. In short, he's a useless hog that is lucky to live in the time that he does and isn't ideal even in his own country, let alone any of the others.

Bob likes to talk about a superior future where the unfit are ostracized at best and eradicated at worst. Even though, from every category, Bob would classify as an unfit person; physically, mentally, psychologically, and spiritually.

Which again, makes Bob eerily similar to a certain Austrian painter who was big into master race theory, even though he was an unfit slob who wouldn't even qualify as a physical superman.

I can't remember who it was that wrote it, but it was written by a leftist ”educator” if that gives you any pointers.

Leftist "education" leads to one thing: all that schooling making the kids dumber than they were when they walked in.

Worshipping the invisible hand leads to the same result that worshipping Satan does, with the exception that Satan had a rationale for doing evil while the invisible hand is an unthinking process.

At least the devil offers something in exchange for your soul. The invisible hand works completely at random.

I could say the same about almost every blue check Blob ”interacts” with.

If half of them actually met him, they'd run screaming in the opposite direction.

It's on the same level as white women that wear shirts with ”we are the granddaughters of the witches you could not burn” written on them.

They read books and support causes that make oppression the be-all and end-all of life, as well as a handy get out of jail free card when people try and hold them accountable. So they look for a way to become oppressed, which in this case means claiming to have been brought up by ”fundamentalists”. It's the same sort of thing that leads to male feminists trooning out.

They're proud of being related to witches, when really most of the witch-burning was due to people accusing one another so they can buy up their property or people getting high due to ergot disease.

Again, it's them taking what was just a rocky childhood at most, and making it out to be a military prison or a concentration camp. It's victimhood at its finest, taking what amounts to a boo-boo and acting like someone chopped off your arm and owes you a huge apology.

If you see people discussing how the deep state exists, which it does, or that billionaires exert far too much control over politics, which they do, and your first thought is ”they must be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semite in the room.

The dude forgot that one of the first examples of a Deep State was the Roman Praetorian Guard who killed every Emperor who displeased them. And last I checked, those guys were 100% gentiles.

 

[TowinKarz]

If you see people discussing how the deep state exists, which it does, or that billionaires exert far too much control over politics, which they do, and your first thought is ”they must be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semite in the room.

In much the same way that the incorruptible leaders of the Religious Right of the 80's and 90's who could see the "hidden Satanism" everywhere in cartoons and video games were ALWAYS getting caught in bathrooms with their secretary or young men, those who howl the loudest about having found the hidden racists are more racist than the average person, they have to be to keep finding the "hidden" ones.

You can put money down that the Witchfinder General is actually a closeted warlock.... every single time.

One of the things that just triggers me so much about Bob is how he'll literally condemn anybody that does what his side does. I know I know, "bad tactics/targets" and all that, it's just sheer frustration to watch his side doing the equivalent of shooting at people and then whine about how unjust it is that anybody is shooting back at them. It's like they're so coddled they can't even grasp common sense that other people will hit back.

This is what happens when people learn their morality from movies.... the "good guys" can mow down hundreds of Nazi mooks without feeling a thing, and play it for laughs too by not just killing them, but doing it in brutal and slapstick ways like dropping boulders on them or impaling them on fences... they don't matter, they're the enemy, why they probably don't even have mothers. But just one of them gets lucky and snipes even the most inconsequential member of the hero's side? Well, watch as the entirety of WWII grinds to a halt for 10 minutes so they can emote over the corpse, "Poor kid, what are we going to tell his Mom? Fuckin' Germans just offed him like he didn't matter.... animals..."

That's how they veiw the world, they're the protagonist of history, and everyone else is either a bit supporting part or an Imperial Stormtrooper to waste, the fact that the real world Stormtroopers not only shoot back but blow off your commie arms at the shoulder when they don't kill you is them "Not following the script" so you bet they're angry about that!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Leftist "education" leads to one thing: all that schooling making the kids dumber than they were when they walked in.

Did you hear about the school in Philly that made classes on the BLM movement mandatory while only 13% of its students could read?

At least the devil offers something in exchange for your soul. The invisible hand works completely at random.

Indeed.

I'll never understand why people choose to place their lives and societies in the care of an unthinking, inhuman process.

If half of them actually met him, they'd run screaming in the opposite direction.

And the other half would pepper spray him.

They're proud of being related to witches, when really most of the witch-burning was due to people accusing one another so they can buy up their property or people getting high due to ergot disease.

A lot of it was also down to people having actual fears of witches.

If your neighbour threatened to curse anyone who crossed her, and you didn't know that meant nothing, you'd want to do something about her.

The dude forgot that one of the first examples of a Deep State was the Roman Praetorian Guard who killed every Emperor who displeased them.

Or, even better, that the Nazis were supported by a deep state of right-wing German judges who gave nationalist terrorists less harsh sentences than communists.

Needless to say, those judges were definitely not Jews.

those who howl the loudest about having found the hidden racists are more racist than the average person,

Which explains why Bob insults black Democrats who leave the plantation.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Reminder: Bob lost his first reviewing gig over passion of the christ. I assume he feels like Mel Gibson personally fired him.

He did? What happened?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He did? What happened?

This is what happened in his words:

I’d never gotten much of a sense that anything was especially “off” about the guy running the show. I knew he was fairly conservative politically – ex-military and an ex-cop – but it had never come up in any kind of negative way. But upon the release of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ” and the controversy surrounding it something seemed to change in him. I was fairly certain both co-hosts knew that I’d seen the film and hadn’t cared for it, and expected it would make a good show when we sat down to review it. Instead, I got a phone call, and an unnervingly scary life experience.

My employer (though, for the record, I wasn’t technically being “paid” for my services on the show) summoned me to a “meeting” in his van, in an empty parking lot early in the morning. He did freelance security work (or he said he did, at least), and was “on the job.” This set off more red flags than I could count, but I showed up to meet him. He presented me with a printout of a scathing blog review I’d posted after seeing the film the first time, and wanted to know what I had “against Jesus Christ.” Unwisely, I offered that my objection was to the anti-Semitism in the film and was told “Those people had ‘Schindler’s List,’ now this is our turn”… I was then told that he would be using the “Passion” discussion as an occasion to promote the film’s “positive message,” and that if I wouldn’t go along (by saying I liked the movie) my time on the show would be over.

And that was that. I never heard from the guy again, but I know his show didn’t last long without me. I’m told he’d behaved in a manner (because it’s hearsay I won’t get into specifics) that disturbed the production staff during the taping of the “Passion” episode, and that my name had come up, which had me walking around more than a little paranoid for a few weeks; but nothing ever came of it.

 

[Tronathon242]

If you see people discussing how the deep state exists, which it does, or that billionaires exert far too much control over politics, which they do, and your first thought is ”they must be talking about the Jews”, you're probably the anti-Semite in the room.

It just seems like more ass kissing towards the elites AND a tactic to gaslight others into associating such talk with anti-Semitism. I've said it before, but Bob can't stand others mocking him or pointing his/his side's/the elite's bullshit, so he'll scream "harassment" or "you hate the Jews" in order to paint such talk in a bad light. I say it's all a ploy to get the offenders removed from social media.

This is what happens when people learn their morality from movies.... the "good guys" can mow down hundreds of Nazi mooks without feeling a thing, and play it for laughs too by not just killing them, but doing it in brutal and slapstick ways like dropping boulders on them or impaling them on fences... they don't matter, they're the enemy, why they probably don't even have mothers. But just one of them gets lucky and snipes even the most inconsequential member of the hero's side? Well, watch as the entirety of WWII grinds to a halt for 10 minutes so they can emote over the corpse, "Poor kid, what are we going to tell his Mom? Fuckin' Germans just offed him like he didn't matter.... animals..."

That's how they veiw the world, they're the protagonist of history, and everyone else is either a bit supporting part or an Imperial Stormtrooper to waste, the fact that the real world Stormtroopers not only shoot back but blow off your commie arms at the shoulder when they don't kill you is them "Not following the script" so you bet they're angry about that!

Bob really does lose himself in that kind of delusion about being powerful and thinking all MAGA supporters will just be mowed down by his scary gun. He implies such things especially when he outlines how the South and the Midwest will just be conquered swiftly without going through the reality of an inevitable protracted conflict.

Of course, it's an affront that the mayghouls have guns, voting rights, and Twitter accounts to thwart him. Those must be removed so they can ultimately reap the annihilation they deserve. They just have to roll over and die so Bobert can finally talk to a real R2-D2.

This is what happened in his words:

"I know the show didn't last long without me."
Says the guy who has gotten several big promotions for his channel and can't crack 200K subs on YouTube. Press X to doubt not only on that but the whole obviously concocted story. Sad thing is that that little episode was one of the less cringeworthy elements in that book.

 

[Felis Meanis]

"Someone must be behind covid; Trump wants to get us all killed because reasons."
Totally not a conspiracy narrative.

"The wrong people end up learning the right lesson". He's just such so despicable.

Do you think that Robert hates himself; that he, deep down, recognises his great limitations, and curses himself for being so useless?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if Chris actually looked at the shit Bob tweets and thought "Hookay...His my bro and I love him...But this shit ain't gonna get me viewers and will probably sink me even more. Maybe if I get rid of his ass, it'll get a tad better."

I can't buy that since it involves self awareness something the Chipman Clan in a whole lack. I mean Chris has spent a year bitching about the Coof, Lockdowns, and Money while going to NYC, Drinking Expensive IPAs, and Doing Costly Home Redecorating and posting it all on Social Media.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"I know the show didn't last long without me."

Bob doesn't need Elon Musk to leave Earth - his ego is the size of a small planet.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Did you hear about the school in Philly that made classes on the BLM movement mandatory while only 13% of its students could read?

I did not. But considering the shape of the public school system the last time I was its guest, I wouldn't be surprised.

Indeed.

I'll never understand why people choose to place their lives and societies in the care of an unthinking, inhuman process.

Because they removed God from their lives, and they need something to replace Him. Communists replace Him with their ideas of a "superior future", while capitalists replace Him with the "Invisible Hand of the Free Market", with many capitalists thinking that it can regulate itself.

Judging by all the woke corporations that have monopolized tech and entertainment while working alongside the power of the state and censoring anyone they despise, the latter has proven to be completely false.

And the other half would pepper spray him.

Even after they do, he'll still try to get on their good sides, not realizing that they want him gone from their sight.

A lot of it was also down to people having actual fears of witches.

If your neighbour threatened to curse anyone who crossed her, and you didn't know that meant nothing, you'd want to do something about her.

Most accused witches didn't go around threatening others with a curse, instead, they were people who got into arguments over property ownership with the wrong people.

Or, even better, that the Nazis were supported by a deep state of right-wing German judges who gave nationalist terrorists less harsh sentences than communists.

Needless to say, those judges were definitely not Jews.

People like Bob need to learn that not every person who believes that the Deep State exists will blame it on Jews. Those German judges and the Praetorian Guard are two examples of a deep state staffed entirely by gentiles.

Which explains why Bob insults black Democrats who leave the plantation.

"HOW DARE THEY LEAVE THEIR PROVIDERS WHO USE THEM AS PAWNS FOR EVERY ELECTION! THEY'RE NOTHING MORE BUT UNCLE TOMS FOR THE RIGHT-WING!"