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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
These are grown up men who decided to chop off their genitals and go fuck around in the middle of nowhere, CO. I think the bar is set pretty low.


For some city folk pot goes well with their hyper-excited life of caffeine consumption and corporate pressure. It's an escape valve. Not so much for country folk. Weed and manual labor are not a good combo.
Even worse weed and power tools
Why are they using wooden posts like that for field fencing? To correctly fence with that stuff you use big wooden posts for the corners every 100 to 300 ft. and metal t-posts for between them. The metal t post don’t need holes to be dug you cans just drive them into the ground. Either way I take bets on them not bracing the corners correctly and the fence sagging to high heaven within a few years.

Also do they have a tractor? Are they planning to hand dig each fence post? Good luck with that, that is hard backbreaking labor. Which we know they are allergic too.
 
I thought colorado was conservative? and yet these lunatic troons get to run around there instead of getting crucified by rednecks as hollywood always says.

Meanwhile an openly miga/qoomer yokel in a blue state is fucked

Nothing gonna happen, if the troons do something retarded and kill some local kids its gonna get buried by the media, there wont be a public expose about the crazy troon cult starving alpacas while posing with military-grade weapons like that .50 rifle
One (or all) could run afoul of being adjudicated as being mentally defective, and thus a prohibited person. There are multiple ways that can happen, even without someone knowing it.

And something tells me as well that a judge & the feds wouldn't be keen on the tranchers keeping firearms around after the fact, either. It's not like they have a vault or appropriate safe from what I've seen so far, either.
That's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's Ruger Precision in .300 Winchester Magnum. It's a good hunting cartridge but nothing near a .50 BMG or a dedicated sniper round like the .338 Lapua Magnum. On that flat terrain a .308 would travel a significant distance, and I'd say their neighbours are in range for even the .223 AR. Maybe not in "effective lethal range", but the projectile would reach them.
Correct.

And they target-shoot on their property.... if so, can anyone get a screenshot/location of their range?

In any case, one of these dipfucks is going to negligently pop someone either on/off-range first, before they ever intentionally pull the trigger on a breathing target.
 
They got 8 or 10 foot posts and 4 foot wire. So are they really going to dig 4-6 foot holes or are they planning on double stacking the wire to make 8' fencing with only 2 feet in the ground?

Also I don't know anything about these animals and I am not a farmer. Maybe the 4H kids who live around my parts just keep their alpacas extra clean. But these things look far from healthy to me. Its like they are stuck walking in deep shit and never cleaned.
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Also another shot of how close the neighbors are. Over the right of the beige building.
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No way in hell they got "lost" and pulled into the wrong drive way and someone responds with this. They was out doing something like pulling up signs or flags. That or they decided to have a look around the property. No way they called the cops. Didn't happen. Otherwise there would be more to this story.
I'm suddenly incredibly worried they're trying to start their own militia or arm their own antifa group. Why are they fucking around other's property like that? :c
Also do they have a tractor? Are they planning to hand dig each fence post? Good luck with that, that is hard backbreaking labor. Which we know they are allergic too
I'm guessing they'll start doing it then force the new troons to do it instead. "If you want to be in this safe space you must build a fence for us."
 
They got 8 or 10 foot posts and 4 foot wire. So are they really going to dig 4-6 foot holes or are they planning on double stacking the wire to make 8' fencing with only 2 feet in the ground?

Also I don't know anything about these animals and I am not a farmer. Maybe the 4H kids who live around my parts just keep their alpacas extra clean. But these things look far from healthy to me. Its like they are stuck walking in deep shit and never cleaned.
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Also another shot of how close the neighbors are. Over the right of the beige building.
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Why do you think that their Wool is considered being garbage tier ?
They don't know shit about manual labor nor to take care of animals.
 

No way in hell they got "lost" and pulled into the wrong drive way and someone responds with this. They was out doing something like pulling up signs or flags. That or they decided to have a look around the property. No way they called the cops. Didn't happen. Otherwise there would be more to this story.
I had a teacher in high school (he taught civics and American history) who almost got ventilated for something similar. He was working for the census right out of college in Montana (IIRC) and part of that involved at the time, door to door work in rural areas with people who didn’t fill out their census forms. Sometimes they just don’t get a form due to a mix up, sometimes they don’t know how to fill it out, and sometimes they don’t want to be counted - turns out these people were of that variety. He’s pulled up outside their mailbox and is going through his checklist to make sure he’s got the right address when the father and son pull up next to him on a four wheeler, Dad in the back with an AR-15 leveled at him and politely asking what the fuck he’s doing here.

Teacher fucks off as fast as he can after explaining no, he isn’t with the ATF, and please fill out the census form.

Rural areas of the US, especially off the grid, have a lot of paranoid motherfuckers, and thinking our collection of alpaca farmers are the only ones is a bit naive. They’re certainly bullshitting about being lost, but the idea he’d come out with gun drawn isn’t too much of a stretch.
 
I mean, they haven't shown any proof of the fash attacking them yet nor any of the supposedly public threats online, so don't feel that everyone is obligated to believe you or not have even the slightest bit of skepticism.

Because "buhleev wahminz!" or some SJW bullshit like that. In "progressive spaces" like Twitter, you don't actually need to provide proof, no matter how ridiculous and asinine the claims, if you're a member of a "marginalized group". Otherwise the Troonicorn Ranchers' claims would fall apart like a runny turd blasted by a power washer.
That's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's Ruger Precision in .300 Winchester Magnum. It's a good hunting cartridge but nothing near a .50 BMG or a dedicated sniper round like the .338 Lapua Magnum. On that flat terrain a .308 would travel a significant distance, and I'd say their neighbours are in range for even the .223 AR. Maybe not in "effective lethal range", but the projectile would reach them.

.300 WinMag is a perfectly serviceable sniping cartridge and has been used in that role for decades. Back in the 80s when the US Army was developing the M24 sniper rifle they originally chambered it in .300 WinMag, but rebarreled all the rifles to .308 Win because the .300 WinMag was burning through the rifling on the barrels and many shooters were developing a flinch from the Magnum cartridge. That's why the M24 has a long action vs. the Marines M40 having a standard action, despite them both being variants of the Remington 700 rifle. But, yes, there are much better sniping cartridges than the .300 WinMag these days.
 

No way in hell they got "lost" and pulled into the wrong drive way and someone responds with this. They was out doing something like pulling up signs or flags. That or they decided to have a look around the property. No way they called the cops. Didn't happen. Otherwise there would be more to this story.
What that guy is doing is exactly what the Tranchers would do if a stranger drove by them regardless of intent.
 
I had a teacher in high school (he taught civics and American history) who almost got ventilated for something similar. He was working for the census right out of college in Montana (IIRC) and part of that involved at the time, door to door work in rural areas with people who didn’t fill out their census forms. Sometimes they just don’t get a form due to a mix up, sometimes they don’t know how to fill it out, and sometimes they don’t want to be counted - turns out these people were of that variety. He’s pulled up outside their mailbox and is going through his checklist to make sure he’s got the right address when the father and son pull up next to him on a four wheeler, Dad in the back with an AR-15 leveled at him and politely asking what the fuck he’s doing here.

Teacher fucks off as fast as he can after explaining no, he isn’t with the ATF, and please fill out the census form.

Rural areas of the US, especially off the grid, have a lot of paranoid motherfuckers, and thinking our collection of alpaca farmers are the only ones is a bit naive. They’re certainly bullshitting about being lost, but the idea he’d come out with gun drawn isn’t too much of a stretch.
It's also naive to think this guy didn't know exactly who he was pulling a gun on when he got out of his truck. I guarantee they are well known where they live. Some stories such as the one where they were thanked for open carrying show that some people were even trying to be nice to them and they've responded by being assholes. People in the area know they are antagonistic freaks who roll a strapped up and hate everyone.

I would get out of my vehicle ready for a fight if these assholes were following me.
 
Everyone is talking about how Tran Ranch is going to end in a siege with the ATF or breaking up due to incompetence.
But here’s my idea: Tran Ranch will be taken down by something completely unexpected that blindsides all of us.
It’s never going to be something “obvious”, like a suicide or a shootout with the Feds. It’s going to be something stupid like “Kevin burns down the house due to a broken vaporizer” or something.
 
Everyone is talking about how Tran Ranch is going to end in a siege with the ATF or breaking up due to incompetence.
But here’s my idea: Tran Ranch will be taken down by something completely unexpected that blindsides all of us.
It’s never going to be something “obvious”, like a suicide or a shootout with the Feds. It’s going to be something stupid like “Kevin burns down the house due to a broken vaporizer” or something.
Real life if rarely as exciting as the movies. They'll accidentally vent the generator exhaust into the house and die of carbon monoxide poisoning or something equally retarded.
 
There's a @westcliffe_co_antifa Instagram account that doxed some dude for pulling a gun after they mistakenly entered his property last July. Almost certainly ran by someone associated with the ranch; same age and content (female Soviet snipers) to Bonnie's.

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Isn't that literally what the tranch does? Pointing guns at people being on their property (or on their neighbors).

No way in hell they got "lost" and pulled into the wrong drive way and someone responds with this. They was out doing something like pulling up signs or flags. That or they decided to have a look around the property. No way they called the cops. Didn't happen. Otherwise there would be more to this story.
I am willing to bet money on them being out and looking for "fascists". They were probably armed as well, considering that they too scared to leave home without guns.
 
Everyone is talking about how Tran Ranch is going to end in a siege with the ATF or breaking up due to incompetence.
But here’s my idea: Tran Ranch will be taken down by something completely unexpected that blindsides all of us.
It’s never going to be something “obvious”, like a suicide or a shootout with the Feds. It’s going to be something stupid like “Kevin burns down the house due to a broken vaporizer” or something.
If I'm to guess, it's definitely going to be by their own hand and it's going to be over something really stupid due to their incompitence.
 
I had a teacher in high school (he taught civics and American history) who almost got ventilated for something similar. He was working for the census right out of college in Montana (IIRC) and part of that involved at the time, door to door work in rural areas with people who didn’t fill out their census forms. Sometimes they just don’t get a form due to a mix up, sometimes they don’t know how to fill it out, and sometimes they don’t want to be counted - turns out these people were of that variety. He’s pulled up outside their mailbox and is going through his checklist to make sure he’s got the right address when the father and son pull up next to him on a four wheeler, Dad in the back with an AR-15 leveled at him and politely asking what the fuck he’s doing here.

Teacher fucks off as fast as he can after explaining no, he isn’t with the ATF, and please fill out the census form.

Rural areas of the US, especially off the grid, have a lot of paranoid motherfuckers, and thinking our collection of alpaca farmers are the only ones is a bit naive. They’re certainly bullshitting about being lost, but the idea he’d come out with gun drawn isn’t too much of a stretch.
Isn't that literally what the tranch does? Pointing guns at people being on their property (or on their neighbors).

I am willing to bet money on them being out and looking for "fascists". They were probably armed as well, considering that they too scared to leave home without guns.
To beat the chud, you must understand the chud; become the chud. And that's how you win!
Electrical fire from static Electricity. Hot dry day with dry dirt plus alpaca floof as well shitty house wiring
Flaming Alpaca Ranch does have a nice ring to it.
 
Everyone is talking about how Tran Ranch is going to end in a siege with the ATF or breaking up due to incompetence.
But here’s my idea: Tran Ranch will be taken down by something completely unexpected that blindsides all of us.
It’s never going to be something “obvious”, like a suicide or a shootout with the Feds. It’s going to be something stupid like “Kevin burns down the house due to a broken vaporizer” or something.
Agreed and somehow it will be the fault of the Nazi's.

Narrative will always win.
 
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