The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[TerminalTryHard]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

Jesus christ I hope you're just pretending to be this retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

Why did you have to spoil it?

It was harshing my buzz, man.

 

[Gone Ham]

Why did you have to spoil it?

Maybe I was the retard all along...

 

[SIGSEGV]

Maybe I was the retard all along...

There's no maybe about it.

 

[Berserker Armor]

A quick read-around indicates that alpacas usually deliver during early daylight hours. The fact that they have a couple dozen sheep they're wanting to breed is very concerning itself, though; my understanding is that sheep are much more likely to run into complications when lambing.

there is also the factor that hoofstock like sheep (even the alpaca. this is also very common in dairy cows) do often get lambs stuck in the birth canal and require immediate vet intervention before the likely hood of death of both the lamb and ewe. their lack of attention would eventually lead to that casualty at least twice or more even before they would even fathom monitoring the breeding of their animals.... hell just look at all the dogs (and cats) they have. i dont think any of them have been neutered/spayed including the mother. i know one was given away but there was about 6/7 pups plus the mom. medical intervention expect their spiro and amholes are not on their agenda
edit: i know this comment was late my bad.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

>people responding seriously to /k/opypasta

You have no idea how relieved I am to read this.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

there is also the factor that hoofstock like sheep (even the alpaca. this is also very common in dairy cows) do often get lambs stuck in the birth canal and require immediate vet intervention before the likely hood of death of both the lamb and ewe. their lack of attention would eventually lead to that casualty at least twice or more even before they would even fathom monitoring the breeding of their animals.... hell just look at all the dogs (and cats) they have. i dont think any of them have been neutered/spayed including the mother. i know one was given away but there was about 6/7 pups plus the mom. medical intervention expect their spiro and amholes are not on their agenda
edit: i know this comment was late my bad.

My understanding is that the business of animal husbandry in general is something that you should not fucking go into unless you really, really really like farm animals and you're ready to deal with their entire genetic legacy of acting like retards, shitting everywhere, hurting themselves in every way imaginable, and having all sorts of health issues including nasty reproductive ones for which you're going to need to have a very strong stomach. That's on top of dealing with the fact that animal husbandry literally involves making animals fuck each other.

 

[Aquinas]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

Yeah, ok SIG, or should i say Alt-light infiltrator agent John Brown, CIA badge number 86753090210
dont think i havent noticed you using your 'unplanned exodus' from the farms to boost your notoriety in various other groups and elements, such as what used to be /cow/, onionfarms, and lolcow.farms.
Send Vilerat and Brown Moses my reguards

 

[Dickens Cider]

Nope I legit never saw that copypasta, but sadly with the world going almost full retard (this thread is proof of that) and the sheer stupidity I read or hear working for Tesla, I have known people that do as much if not more stupid. Just the same I’m glad it’s a meme - lemme tell ya about the idiot that grabbed both negative and positive ends of a battery pack trying to show off to a Dangerhair girl by lifting it by himself...

 

[Gone Ham]

Nope I legit never saw that copypasta, but sadly with the world going almost full retard (this thread is proof of that) and the sheer stupidity I read or hear working for Tesla, I have known people that do as much if not more stupid. Just the same I’m glad it’s a meme - lemme tell ya about the idiot that grabbed both negative and positive ends of a battery pack trying to show off to a Dangerhair girl by lifting it by himself...

You work for tesla?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Not for much longer, probably.

 

[Shield Breaker]

As fucking crazy as this sounds, there's a small chance that one of them ends up contracting the fucking Bubonic Plague. Rodents in the Rockies carry it around relatively frequently. While this is occurring would be unlikely, I see their home being a mice haven, as there's a large amount of trash and crap that said mice could use as homes. Unfortunately, the odds of dying to the Plague are small nowadays, as antibiotics treat it

They're more likely to be the source of the next great plague that results from the amhole.

 

[Aunt Carol]

. i dont think any of them have been neutered/spayed including the mother. i know one was given away but there was about 6/7 pups plus the mom. medical intervention expect their spiro and amholes are not on their agenda

It's right under their noses:

Practice neutering the dogs, cats and alpacas, then clean up an outbuilding so they can sell a cozy B&B & farm-style orchiectomy weekend package on the Tranch.

There's the sustainable revenue stream.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

You must remember, the TURD is only really a ranch in name. In reality, it's just a medium sized residential property in the middle of assfuck colorado that's been hoarded with animals.

Where they are I agree, however in places that actually have useable land you can run a decent size niche farm on that.

Troon vs lathe.

We all win.

 

[Lubby Smith]

What did he mean by this?

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[mr.moon1488]

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EARL!!!

 

[Gone Ham]

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Is this Dilation day? Are the feds going to storm the valley of the tranch?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm guessing weed.

My understanding is that the business of animal husbandry in general is something that you should not fucking go into unless you really, really really like farm animals and you're ready to deal with their entire genetic legacy of acting like retards, shitting everywhere, hurting themselves in every way imaginable, and having all sorts of health issues including nasty reproductive ones for which you're going to need to have a very strong stomach. That's on top of dealing with the fact that animal husbandry literally involves making animals fuck each other.

Sounds like the troons themselves so it might be up their alley.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Sounds like the troons themselves so it might be up their alley.

That's assuming they could take care of themselves, to begin with.

Not sure who to feel worse for: the animals, or the relatives who ultimately have to pay for their little experiment.

 

[Cool Spot]

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The furfag troons are doing a group howl outside.