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[Swerf'n'Terf]

What did he mean by this?
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Penny tweeted this yesterday. Perhaps related...

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[Dickens Cider]

You work for tesla?

Unfortunately and I know I know TMI but I see the effects of this bullshit we laugh at every day and the sheer incompetence of it all. And I’m not terribly concerned with saying I work there, at least until our mandatory mind control chips lol. Anyway yea sorry for the OT. The relevance I suppose is every week I see someone get a wide berth for fucking up something important because they are a protected species- we don’t dare criticize them for fucking up, and inevitably they blame you for creating a hostile workplace for something as reasonable as “hey how are ya?”

 

[AprilRains]

Penny tweeted this yesterday. Perhaps related...
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The OG said it better.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Penny tweeted this yesterday. Perhaps related...
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This really makes it sound like there's most likely some infighting, which really isn't all that surprising when you think about it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This really makes it sound like there's most likely some infighting, which really isn't all that surprising when you think about it.

I look forward to hearing about the strikes of the troon civil war. Lots of opportunity for difficult to prove terrorism with their shitty infrastructure.

Now that I think about it, if their infrastructure is so shit, I wonder how long it'll be until the well fails? Those things aren't immortal, especially if its being overstressed. Its doubtful that they had a commercial pump installed to handle the strain of hundreds of animals. I'd be surprised to hear that the property actually did have one beforehand.

 

[Lorgar]

The naked cowboys at Troon ranch are fat and I would NOT join them in the shower

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Wow, we made it to page 69 quickly

 

[Prolego]

I don't think anyone has said anything about this, but they supposedly have an HOA. What this means for them is unclear, as IDK what power HOA's have in Colorado, but I'm most certain they'd not be happy with what they're doing.

Also the property has a very weird sales history, as it changed hands multiple times in 2018 and 2019

I spent 5 minutes skimming through, and the only vaguely interesting clause is this one:

19. JUNK​

The Declaration provides that no Parcel shall be used for storing material classified as “junk.” The Association classifies the following materials as junk, and such materials may not be stored on any Parcel in a manner visible from public areas or other Parcels.

1) Inoperable vehicles (defined as any vehicle that is not capable of movement under its own power)

2) Unlicensed vehicles, or vehicles with expired registration

3) Boats, trailers, campers, and any similar items that are in disrepair. An item is in disrepair if it is not usable for its originally-intended purpose (e.g., a boat that does not float, or a trailer with a broken axle).

4) Materials from demolition of any improvement or structure, if not reclaimed and properly used or stored within 30 days of the demolition.

5) Used building material (e.g., wood left over after construction).

6) New building material left over six months visible from roadways

7) Used, metal, lumber, rubber, paper, or roofing materials

Used tires

9) Vehicle or machinery parts.

10) Uninhabitable shelters not under active construction.

The Board reserves the right to classify an item as “junk” for purposes of this section; provided that the Board shall not impose a fine for storage of junk without first offering notice of the violation and the opportunity for a hearing.

New SOP Resolution.docx

drive.google.com

It's another sign that this isn't really working farm country, just city people playing ranchers on their weekends.

 

[White Devil]

Can't wait for the inevitable, "The cops are conspiring with MAGA CHUDs to kill us!".

 

[Cool Spot]

They way they said "CHUD" like it's an acronym.

 

[break these cuffs]

https://archive.md/FY5iM

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Yet somehow none of their cctv nor smartphones have captured any proof of this.

I spent 5 minutes skimming through, and the only vaguely interesting clause is this one:

New SOP Resolution.docx

drive.google.com

It's another sign that this isn't really working farm country, just city people playing ranchers on their weekends.

Interesting, nothing useful loaded on that site for me even after enabling it. That's why I thought it was the kind of road association I'm familiar with in rural areas. It looks like a real city style HOA out there in the country. How pathetic.

 

[Cool Spot]

Waiting for footage or photos of those fascist chuds.

Anyday now.

Come on, girls!

 

[Kane Lives]

Do you really think they'd listen to fixing the violations? They'd just grift the cash to fix it on Twitter, but instead, spend it on dilators. Also we all know that they're too lazy to actually get something done within a time limit

Edit: 100% sure that the trash will become a major issue. I'm putting it at 100/1 odds it turns into a Collyer Brothers situation

Now you got me curious. How would rural Colorado handle their trash in bumfuck nowhere?

 

[White Devil]

They way they said "CHUD" like it's an acronym.

It is. 80s horror movie called C.H.U.D Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. John Ritter was in it. I doubt the vast majority of the people who use the term chud know that though.

 

[Spunt]

It's amazing that they can (and do) take photos and videos of any damn thing including their own filth, hoarding and animal neglect, but those goshdarn CHUDs always seem to besiege their ranch for hours on end just when they don't have their phones on them.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Serbo-Croatian is a language, not an ethnicity. Mom could be Croat, Serb, Bosniak, or Montenegrin. There's even the possibility of Kosovar Albanian but I don't think that's likely. Doesn't really narrow it down unless we have a last name, of which those for the most part tend to trend along ethnic lines in that region. If we knew the mom's religion that would also tell us an ethnicity because Croats are Catholic, Serbs and Montenegrins are Orthodox, and Bosniaks are Muslim.

Update to this, I did some digging here are my findings. There's a lot of pro-Muslim tweets but that doesn't prove anything as those troon types love Muslims anyway, but there are a couple pro-Kosovo posts here (including one in Serbo-Croatian that says "Kosovo is not Serbia" which is a play on the common Serbian saying "Kosovo je Srbija (Kosovo is Serbia)"). But then there's other tweets that paint a clearer picture. Here's a tweet mentioning being unable to go to Serbia for his grandma's funeral. And here's the smoking gun: a tweet mentioning his grandma lived in Belgrade (capital of Serbia). Then there's a lot of pro-Orthodox posting, which indicates Serbian ethnicity, so I'm going to declare that unless new evidence surfaces that conclusively proves otherwise, this troon is a Serb from Serbia. And not just that, but apparently a self-hating Serb to some degree because only the cuckest of Serbs would say Kosovo isn't Serbia. His mom was born in Serbia and emigrated it would appear sometime before the 1990s because of the reference to Yugoslavia being "Marxist-Leninist" (it wasn't but whatever). Being second generation and never having lived in Serbia definitely makes it more likely that he's a self-hating cuck who believes Kosovo isn't Serbia when 99% of Serbians in Serbia think the opposite. Also, self-hating and troon, that works out anyway.
This is such a minor point and I spent way too fucking long digging to find this but at least it helps provide the most accurate portrait of this person possible.

 

[Prolego]

https://archive.md/FY5iM

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aka people with MAGA bumper stickers have been driving down our road. Sometimes at night.

Yet somehow none of their cctv nor smartphones have captured any proof of this.

Interesting, nothing useful loaded on that site for me even after enabling it. That's why I thought it was the kind of road association I'm familiar with in rural areas. It looks like a real city style HOA out there in the country. How pathetic.

They're pretty laissez faire. Each one of 500 lots pays $100 a year, and most of that gets spent on repairing the roads. There were some grazing complaints (Colorado has open grazing laws, meaning that if you don't put up a fence then should a neighbour's cow wander on your land, that's tough) since the plots were originally sold with the proviso that the original owner could leave his livestock running wherever there weren't fences, but that seems to have changed a couple of years ago. The local "bad boy" looks to be one Rob Klein, and here are the complaints about him:

Richard Chafe made a complaint about Rob Klein's blockage of the public easement on Brittany
Road. Richard says he will take Rob to court if the fence is not removed. When asked if he
would consider taking down the fence, Rob said he would not reconsider. Rob stated that if
Richard tries to enforce against him, then he would then take all other property owners to court
for any existing easement encroachments.

(Minutes of 02-29-20)



(Minutes of 11-30-2020)

Even as far as reporting people for hoarding junk, they're pretty kind

Here are the simple rules for submittal:

* Reported violations MUST be visible at ground level from common areas (roads) or from an adjoining property

* Trespassing to see or document an alleged violation is not allowed

* If the complaint specifies that the alleged violation is visible from an adjoining property and the complainant is not the owner of said adjoining property, then the complainant must provide proof of permission to access from the adjoining property owner

* Text messages, e-mails, and phone calls to the Board of Directors DO NOT constitute valid property complaints; the Property Complaint Form linked below is the only accepted method of submitting a property condition complaint

* Submittals of property complaints to the committee MUST include at least one picture demonstrating the offending conditions to be accepted

* Anonymous complaints will not be accepted

CRAMRA - Property Clean-up (New)

We have added this page to explain the property complaint process and provide a standardized form on which to prepare property complaints for submittal to the Property Clean-up Committee. Here are the simple rules for submittal: * Reported violations MUST be visible at ground level from common

sites.google.com

All the bad boys are listed in the minutes of 10-17-2020 - I don't see anything that sounds like the Tranch. Although I can quite believe that they would throw a strop and start sulking if anyone asked them to clean their room.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Now you got me curious. How would rural Colorado handle their trash in bumfuck nowhere?

The same as most anywhere else; burn it, bury it, or toss it down a deep mine shaft.

 

[WarJams]

aka people with MAGA bumper stickers have been driving down our road. Sometimes at night.



They're pretty laissez faire. Each one of 500 lots pays $100 a year, and most of that gets spent on repairing the roads. There were some grazing complaints (Colorado has open grazing laws, meaning that if you don't put up a fence then should a neighbour's cow wander on your land, that's tough) since the plots were originally sold with the proviso that the original owner could leave his livestock running wherever there weren't fences, but that seems to have changed a couple of years ago. The local "bad boy" looks to be one Rob Klein, and here are the complaints about him:



(Minutes of 02-29-20)

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(Minutes of 11-30-2020)

Even as far as reporting people for hoarding junk, they're pretty kind

CRAMRA - Property Clean-up (New)

We have added this page to explain the property complaint process and provide a standardized form on which to prepare property complaints for submittal to the Property Clean-up Committee. Here are the simple rules for submittal: * Reported violations MUST be visible at ground level from common

sites.google.com

All the bad boys are listed in the minutes of 10-17-2020 - I don't see anything that sounds like the Tranch. Although I can quite believe that they would throw a strop and start sulking if anyone asked them to clean their room.

Yeesh, this really does make it look more like they are just surburbanites trying to shelter under farm status for tax writeoffs and farm insurance.

 

[Coily]

Is Summer going to be worse for them, or Winter is the worst season? I assume it will bring its own type of problems, right?