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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
Not likely for the people. The air is too thin to get proper hot, but its a double edged sword for the ill-prepared as while sweating is extra effective, you will dehydrate easily and quickly and need to keep on top of your water intake.
For the poor creatures, Alpacas are thankfully used to the environment of sun, thin air, and no shad. But they will be attracting a lot of flies and insects. They will also run into issues with hydration and its somewhat unlikely our trannies will be able to take enough time off from preening with thier arsenal to keep them watered properly.
Not likely for the people. The air is too thin to get proper hot, but its a double edged sword for the ill-prepared as while sweating is extra effective, you will dehydrate easily and quickly and need to keep on top of your water intake.
For the poor creatures, Alpacas are thankfully used to the environment of sun, thin air, and no shad. But they will be attracting a lot of flies and insects. They will also run into issues with hydration and its somewhat unlikely our trannies will be able to take enough time off from preening with thier arsenal to keep them watered properly.
Do you think the Tranch has adequate water or the ability for them to seek shelter if they want too? Unlikely, given they barely have those amenities for themselves in functional order.
Few things get kiwis riled up like animal abuse. It's understandable but it always ends up shitting up the threads and causing a few to ween.
From what I've seen, asking them to calm down is af.
I'm waiting for the inevitable well contamination they suffer. Be it septic tank overflow, animal crap/rotting corpses everywhere or some other cause. Of course the MAGA chuds will be blamed for poisoning the troon well (like all medieval illnesses concerning the town well got blamed on a single demographic).
I'm waiting for the inevitable well contamination they suffer. Be it septic tank overflow, animal crap/rotting corpses everywhere or some other cause. Of course the MAGA chuds will be blamed for poisoning the troon well (like all medieval illnesses concerning the town well got blamed on a single demographic).
We better start burning witches MAGAtards because of their evil black magic neo-nazi militias backed by Satan the government are out here poisoning unhealthy, unwashed, disgusting, heckin cute and valid trans people.
They're lucky modern medicine is so great, the 41% should be dying of sepsis.
I'm waiting for the inevitable well contamination they suffer. Be it septic tank overflow, animal crap/rotting corpses everywhere or some other cause. Of course the MAGA chuds will be blamed for poisoning the troon well (like all medieval illnesses concerning the town well got blamed on a single demographic).
Someone send them a panic alarm system for when the tranch is under attack. It would be hilarious them trying to have "chud drills". Even better if you can put random pops and bangs into the siren tone or have it attach to the internet so you can set it off randomly/make it call them men in dresses.
The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.
Update on current & ex ranch residents.
In an amazing twist, thanks to @local killjoy , we not only have another confirmed current rancher, but one who may have their own room in the main house. Noteworthy if true.
December 2019 tweet from Penny names @deathpigeon as a resident. Tweet from this week confirming @deathpigeon lives at the ranch. Goes by 'Winter', as well as a bunch of other things because 'plural'.
Other details:
*Mom is first language is Serbo-Croatian; I believe. Dad's middle name is 'X'; I doubt.
CuriousCat q&a archive. Interacts a lot with Kevin's e-girlfriend @katabassist / was @devourer_rose.
Paypal under the deadname so DMs only. Fiancee: AGPrincess.
E-begs under a different stream than the ranch.
On the ex-rancher front, (and @JY's Tampon did all the work here):
-@prolego called it here and I forgot to add it, but we can be reasonably sure Justyne/Zirdo was the person who acrimoniously split with Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in December 2020. This was confirmation for me: saying goodbye to the sheep on the ranch the day of/after Bonnie's angry tweeting about a rancher leaving. Zirdo's arrival date also updated per this tweet, 6th July.
-Also confirmations that @anarchowhore and @transroadie @iwwegawism and @butchbloc were short term visitors: Butchbloc and another troon in Portand by October 7th. 'Wife' iwwegawism tweet begs for them both a little later. If anyone has a keen desire to see iwwegaswism/anarchowhore's dick and massive nips, you can do so on his escorting page.
All three are up to date in my last post about them.
Edit: Bonnie's December Rage didn't appear to be archived, so dropping the links in here.
Late, but I’m fairly certain he changes his twitter picture based on whoever is tweeting (he says he’s plural, and has two identities? I don’t know, that shit doesn’t make sense to me). It swaps from one shitty picrew image to another often so I assume this is what it means.
I'd like to know how they can tell "Militia driving around harassing us" from "locals driving on road," or (bonus round!) "locals drive by mooning us because we called them Nazis and they hate us."
