Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Something dawned on me. Is Bob still a virgin? Through all the time I have followed him, I have never seen him with a female. He never talks about women, never talked about any dates etc . Maybe that is why he is a fuckhead. A virgin with rage
 
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Foltest said:
Something dawned on me. Is Bob still a virgin? Through all the time I have followed him, I have never seen him with a female. He never talks about women, never talked about any dates etc . Maybe that is why he is a fuckhead. A virgin with rage
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Why does everyone care if somone's a virgin or not? It's obvious he's not. His been molested before
 
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Foltest said:
Something dawned on me. Is Bob still a virgin? Through all the time I have followed him, I have never seen him with a female. He never talks about women, never talked about any dates etc . Maybe that is why he is a fuckhead. A virgin with rage
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The only thing setting him apart from Chris Chan is that he has a job and has moved out of his parents basement/house. Other than that he's like a Chris Chan 3.0 (2.0 being alog himself).

Technically speaking he has been with a woman, Anita Sarkessian. Unless it was photoshopped, Anita probably was disgusted that she she had to be within arms reach of him. One can only imagine the level of scrubbing she had to go to get rid of Chipman's germs.
 
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He recently also did a video on how things like Yooka-Laylee and Bloodstained aren't really 'original'.

I don't really want to watch his videos since I don't want him to get money from me, but it made me think. That's really not the problem people have necessarily; most of the people who paid for these games wanted OLD games released again, but improved and made better. Yooka-Laylee would be Banjo-Kazooie and that's really what the people who went for it wanted.

But it's just the barest thought. Maybe someone else can go on further detail?
 
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So... movie sucks big deal?

It's not even like AngryJoe or Yahtzee where I'm 99% sure they're exaggerating their actual feelings when shitty media is released. Bob seems completely genuine in his reaction... and I'm like "It's a stupid popcorn flick. How the fuck did you feel about Transformers?"
 
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sperg/10, would facepalm again.

Is this guy seriously whining about plotholes in a movie with such a ridiculous premise?

"This above all else is what is irrationally infuriating..."
So... is he self-aware or is he just spouting random strings of words as long as they sound kinda complex?

And you were rooting for Tyrion in GoT until now, Bob? You better hope Brianna Wu doesn't hear that, you rape supporter!

Funny thing, after watching the scenes in his "review", the movie looks kinda cool. I don't like Sandler movies but Peter Dinklage is in it and the premise seems like fun.

I think I'll check it out. Thanks, Bob!
 
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Getting mad about Adam Sandler films is the zenith of autism.

Actually just going to an Adam Sandler film is too. They're junk, but they're inoffensive junk. The only person to be mad at is yourself for deciding to watch an Adam Sandler film in the first place.
 
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He claims to have had a threesome.
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Blob's threesome:

The good
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